Arpious of the Planes

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"Motherfucker… there is no way," I audibly laughed as the elf came into the room, looked me up and down, licked her lips, and then sat back in her chair as if she was born for it.

"Get me some tea… I think I'll get more ahead on my work… now, chop-chop," She ordered, and her arrogance was already shining through her words, but for now, I just had to deal with it.

"Fuck you, you shitty master," I gave her the middle finger and then left the room to go prepare some tea. "Wait… where even is the kitchen?" I muttered before letting out a long groan of regret again.

This is going to be a long two days…

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I knew Loath had some influence in this kingdom, but god damn, did I not expect her to actually gather most of the army within an entire day.

What stood before me was about eight-thousand men ready to go raid this goddamn forest, where normally it should take about a week.

"Well, we have nobody to fight on this plane anymore, so most of the soldiers are just sitting around doing fuck all," Loath muttered.

As we stood atop the stone wall, the former elven empress looked back at me with a sly smile, enjoying the view as my plump thighs were a bit constricted by the smaller garter belt she gave me.

It was most likely intentional, but at least she didn't make the chest part revealing in the slightest… it was your normal everyday maid dress.

"It's a shame you have no chest… I would've prepared an even better view if you did," The woman taunted me before calling over one of the knights and relaying orders to the soldiers below.

"Fuck you," I muttered under my breath.

As Loath gave out a few orders which told the soldiers to prepare themselves, I couldn't help but speak up again since I could feel what she was about to do.

"Are we heading out now? Isn't it a bit too early to do that?" I asked since the soldiers had just got here and probably needed another day to prepare.

"You underestimate my men," Loath muttered before turning around and gesturing for me to follow her down the wall.

We jumped off of it and plummeted all the way down to the sun-kissed grassy prairie just below, with the beating sun immediately stinging our skin.

It was so warm here, but to be honest, I still preferred the cold and dark plane to such a shiny and bright place.

Surprisingly, we were heading off on the first day, but just before the army started moving, I spoke up to Loath.

"Hey, I'm going to Ysal now,"

"Nope… no, you don't. You're my maid, so stay with me and attend to me… you won't be escaping me no matter how hard you try to make up excuses,"

"Tch… whatever," I clicked my tongue since I didn't want to be around this bitch of an elf, but my curiosity was too much to handle with this forest.

Maybe asking Ysal when she has free time would've been better… but I doubt that would be anytime soon… ughhhhhhh.

"According to my schedule, I only have here and today to stay on this plane, and once my time is up, I have to move over to the next plane. I'm just warning you,"

"Wow, wow, wow, wow… that's not part of our deal,"

"You already anticipated my schedule, though… might as well follow through with it," I shrugged with a slight smile creaking out the side of my mouth.

"Fine, then we're stopping now. I don't give a shit about the soldier's feelings… in fact, they might be happy that they get to go home immediately when I already paid them a hefty amount to come here,"

"Ugh… you really are…"

"But, I'll allow such a thing if you call me Mistress from now on. Also, talk to me politely like a good maid should… that shouldn't be too hard, right?"

This son of a bitch…

"Fine," I sighed, as this was an investment worth making.

I wish it was the succubus who took over the adventurers guild rather than this goddamn knife-eared bitch.

Our travels across the long stretch of grass were peaceful, and the harsh beating sun was offset by the common breeze that swept by us.

It was the perfect weather to just get outside and do something, but here I was, stuck attending to this elf.

"That's good… ah, shit… that's good," The elf almost moaned as I dug my fingers into her shoulders, massaging them harshly.

I was trying to get back at her with something, but her body was too tough to even do anything.

"Are you enjoying this… Mistress?" I asked through gritted teeth, and as the woman swiveled her head towards me, she was my expression attempting to contain my anger.

"You were calling Ysal so many lewd names before… but you can't even call me Mistress?"

"*sigh*... I think that's enough of a break. Let's get going again… we're almost to the forest,"

I swear, once this contract is over, I'm gonna kill this bitch and rip her apart in front of Ysal, making sure she knows to never fuck with me again.