As a Captain, You Must Be Cold

When Shi Du returned to the live broadcast room, he was a little messy and wanted to laugh.

[It is known that the time when my younger brother left the live broadcast room is 22:02, and the current time is 0:05, what did he do in these two hours and three minutes]

【What did you do with [Clownfish is not ugly]】

[I feel that Timeless has suddenly lost a lot of strength, the kind of weakness that was squeezed dry. Am I alone】

[Stop talking, I understand everything]

[Two hours! Is this the strength of an eighteen-year-old boy? So scary! 】

【Brother is so fierce, I love you so much】

[Don't love if you are fierce, maybe one hour and fifty-three minutes on the road, the actual time is ten minutes [laughing] [laughing]]

Shi Du neatly offered a gag package to a few wretched men with yellow accents: "Remember to do the housekeeping, don't wait for me to do it yourself—what have I been doing these two hours?" The boy laughed, "Go out and see you friends, and then we had a late-night supper. Questions?"

During these two hours, Shi Du spent more than half of his time persuading Yu Zhaohan to give up his script. He asked Yu Zhaohan where the script came from, and Yu Zhaohan said that he wrote it himself based on his experience: "When I was in school, I often got full marks for my composition."

The tone is quite proud.

Then, Shi Du was fortunate enough to read the entire volume of Yu Zhaohan's "Rules for Pretending to Be Coercive". Just a few thousand words, after reading it, it may take him a lifetime to heal. This also fully demonstrates how much everyone likes Yu Zhaohan's face. If another person performs according to the rules, he should... no, he will definitely be beaten to death.

Shi Du recalled the trace of confusion and disappointment on Yu Zhaohan's world-weary face after he rejected the script, and couldn't help but smile.

[What are you laughing at? 】

【Fuck, brother, this smile is really handsome】

[Something's wrong, he's obviously laughing aftertaste, sisters! 】

Shi Du ignored the barrage and was about to start the next game when Yu Zhaohan's WeChat came again.

【Shine: I thought about it】

【Shine: I still think my script is okay, it's impossible to overturn】

[Timeless:? 】

[Shine: I decided to trust my own judgment, so I will pretend like this]

[Timeless: [smile] [smile]]

【Timeless: Why don't you delete me】

【Shine: Don't talk, just watch my performance】

At this time, there was a knock on the door. Shi Du struggled repeatedly between listening to the captain's words and saving Yuyu, and finally decided to respect Yu Zhaohan's choice.

"Please come in."

Yu Zhaohan opened the door, saw the bright room, and paused when he stepped out. Without the change of light and shadow, the pretentious effect will be at least half. But he has come all the time, so he can only continue to act.

Shi Du sat on the gaming chair, anxiously watching Yu Zhaohan walking towards him.

Yu Zhaohan was still wearing the white shirt with the bear hidden, and the skin on his face could not find any flaws under the picky fluorescent lamp. He seems to be trying hard to make his eyes look deep like a pool, but what others can see is his expressionless drooping eyes, beautifully simple and pure.

Shi Du suddenly stopped worrying.

Yu Zhaohan looked at Shi Du's computer screen and asked, "Oh? Are you live streaming?"

Shi Du said "um", thinking that the voice was not very "dumb".

melodious.

Yu Zhaohan nodded slightly: "Come to the meeting room after the broadcast."

Shi Du suppressed a smile: "Okay."

After Yu Zhaohan left, Shi Du took a look at the barrage — densely packed, with the word "wife" in between the lines.

Shi Du closed the barrage with complicated emotions.

Yu Zhaohan was right, there was no way he would roll over.

The next morning, Lu Youshan knocked on the door one by one and called the boys down to resume the game. The three small rounds he won with Thrones were all crushing rounds, and the atmosphere of the replay was relatively relaxed.

While Lu Youshan was still looking at the opposite angle, Cheese asked Shi Du curiously about what happened last night: "Isn't the clownfish the one to play with? When did my brother hook up with him?"

Shi Du looked at the screen and said casually, "The captain introduced us to hook up."

"Ah?" Cheese was dubious, "Then why did you go to him yesterday?"

Shi Du: "Go and persuade the clownfish not to become an oily fish." It turns out that they have worked hard to oily fish, but they can't get oily at all.

Cheese:?

"Timeless, cheese." Yu Zhaohan named and criticized, "Do you like to talk during replays?"

Cheese shrank his shoulders: "No."

Shi Du readily admitted his mistake: "Wrong, wrong."

After the match against Thrones, Lu Youshan said: "One more thing, Splendid has left, who will play the hero Virus now?"

Lu Youshan and Yu Zhaohan also watched a lot of people in the youth training team and the academy team these days, but they were not particularly satisfied for the time being. There are a few who have potential, but they need a certain amount of time to cultivate and adjust, and they won't be able to play in a short period of time.

Yu Zhaohan said: "I already said last time, I will fight."

Shi Du said: "I am a short spear, so of course I should be the one to play. If the captain comes to play the short spear, who will fill in for the long spear? Let me tell you first, my level of long spear can only be considered in the middle and upper reaches of the league."

Yu Zhaohan said: "Who said double C's have to be one long and one short?"

Shi Du was stunned: "Do you want to shoot double short guns?"

Qi Xian was slightly surprised: "It's such a retro idea. The last time I saw double short guns in an official competition was two years ago."

The four positions in the game are not fixed. If you don't care about winning or losing, you can choose four nurses to play. However, in the last two years of versions, whether it is a training match or an official match, one tank, one milk, one long spear, and one short spear are the combination with the highest winning rate, which is the optimal solution of the version. The tank resists damage, the healer pulls the blood line, the long gun outputs at a high point in the distance and provides a wide field of vision, and the short gun is responsible for close-up output to harvest residual blood.

Double short guns means losing the visual suppression of long guns. There is no danger of being headshot by a single shot on the opposite side, and you don't have to rely too much on bunkers, and your positioning will be more flexible. The virus makes up for this shortcoming very well. Viruses can use invisibility to move in and out of enemies, giving teammates more accurate vision.

Double short guns means losing the visual suppression of long guns. There is no danger of being headshot by a single shot on the opposite side, and you don't have to rely too much on bunkers, and your positioning will be more flexible. The virus makes up for this shortcoming very well. Viruses can use invisibility to move in and out of enemies, giving teammates more accurate vision.

Lu Youshan hesitated and said: "At the beginning, I considered the possibility of double short, so I put a short spear as a substitute in the first team. Shine, after all, you have been in the long spear position for two years, I am worried."

Yu Zhaohan interrupted Lu Youshan forcefully: "Are you worried that I can't shoot the short spear well, or are you afraid that the feel of the long spear will deteriorate because of this?"

Lu Youshan said frankly: "There are all of them."

"I can master all positions," Yu Zhaohan seemed to be stating a simple fact, "Trust me, okay?"

After Wanfeng's last match, Lu Youshan no longer believed in the players' confidence. He only believes in the data, in the results, and in his own judgment.

But Shine is an exception, they can always trust Shine.

Lu Youshan shouted loudly: "Good!"

Yu Zhaohan looked at Shi Du and asked, "Does Timeless have anything else to say?"

Shi Du smiled and pretended to be small: "Don't dare."

After the meeting, they returned to the training room to practice. Yu Zhaohan logged into the game and saw Shi Du sent him a message.

[Timeless: I'll give you full marks for this pretense, I'm not afraid of your pride] [Shine: Huh? 】

[Shine: But I was not pretending just now, I was seriously in a meeting] [Timeless: But the effect is very good, you can continue to pretend like this next time] [Shine: Okay~(-^O-)]

Yu Zhaohan had another task on his shoulders. As the match against DSD approached, he trained longer and longer, only sleeping four or five hours a day, and was so busy that he forgot to compete with Xiao Jiang. The others are not much better than him. Although they can't get up early, they can at least practice with him until three or four in the morning.

Lao Tan saw their training time, and was particularly worried about what went wrong with them. Tenosynovitis, dry eye syndrome, cervical spondylosis... are all common occupational diseases of e-sports players. When he saw Yu Zhaohan rubbing his wrists in the training room again, he was so frightened that he immediately issued a new rule: he must rest for one hour after dinner every day, and whenever he saw anyone in the training room, he would immediately pull the main switch and cut off the power.

After dinner, Yu Zhaohan wanted to use this hour to go back to his room to catch up on sleep, and happened to meet Cheese when he went upstairs. Cheese said, "Captain, you'd better not pass the gym right now—and if you must, don't look in."

Yu Zhaohan asked: "Why?"

"Because Xiao Jiang was working out inside, he even took off his shirt!"

Yu Zhaohan's heart skipped a beat: "So..."

Did you see your abs again? He wants to see.

Looking at Xiaojiang's abs was second, he mainly wanted to figure out why he felt embarrassed when he saw Shi Du's abs that night. Is he shy about the abs of all his teammates, or just Shi Du's abs.

Cheese lowered his voice: "Captain, don't you know Xiaojiang's attributes?"

Yu Zhaohan was rather displeased: "I know my team members very well."

Concubine Zhi meant something, she even chewed her tongue behind her back, intending to sow discord between him and Mr. Jiang.

"No, no, maybe you don't know because you don't have much contact with Xiaojiang." Cheese waved his hands and said, "Xiaojiang...he is a fair monster! If you do something to him, he will definitely take revenge! That is, if you Look at his abs, and he'll want to look back!"

Yu Zhaohan looked at Cheese calmly: "Do you think I will believe it?"

Cheese, who was suspected by the captain, wanted to jump into the Yellow River to prove his innocence: "The last time I accidentally saw him taking a shower, he wanted to watch me pee!"

"Vulgar language, can't you use the bathroom instead of those two words?"

"Anyway, what I said is true!"

Yu Zhaohan said, "If it's true, you'll know if you try it."

Yu Zhaohan walked towards the gym. Cheese followed him to persuade him to think twice, but in the end he didn't persuade him.

Jiang Di was the only one in the gym. He was bare-chested and running on a treadmill in sports shorts. He must have been running for a long time, his calf muscles exploded with astonishing strength, beads of sweat were attached to his eight-pack abs, falling drop by drop.

To be fair, Xiao Jiang's abdominal muscles are clearer and bigger than Shi Du's. But Yu Zhaohan took a few glances, and apart from recognizing Xiao Jiang's might and majesty, and wanting to touch him a little, he didn't have much special feeling.

Maybe it's because he wasn't buried in it to cry?

Seeing Yu Zhaohan at the door, Jiang Toad immediately turned off the treadmill, took a drink and walked over: "Captain?"

Yu Zhaohan came back to his senses, and quickly found a topic: "This drink you've never seen before, it's interesting."

Jiang Toad: "Yes."

Yu Zhaohan: "."

Cheese: "Ah, today's dinner is delicious, what do you think?"

Yu Zhaohan waited for half a minute, but before Jiang Po could speak again, he could only reluctantly say: "You continue to practice, don't forget the training match."

Jiang Po: "Okay."

In the evening training, Cheese looked at Jiang Po and then at the captain from time to time. He has already prepared the first level of security, as long as Jiang Di rushes up to lift the captain's shirt, he will stand in front of the captain and show Jiang Po his belly: let go of the captain, come to me!

However, Jiang Toad and Yu Zhaohan lived in peace throughout the night, but it was he who was distracted by training and had a very impressive record.

At 2:30 in the morning, Lao Tan came to the training room to chase people away, and the boys went back to the second floor to take a bath and sleep one after another. Cheese was left by Lu Youshan and scolded bloody, and was the last one to leave the training room.

He went back to the room and got a towel to take a shower, when he saw Jiang Bing standing at the door of Yu Zhaohan's room from a distance, his heart tightened—it's coming, it's coming!

Zhizhi didn't dare to face the imminent tragedy alone, so she knocked on Shidu's door nearby: "Brother, something big is going to happen!"

Shi Du opened the door. He had just finished taking a shower, and said lazily, "Say."

"Xiao Jiang wants to see the captain's abdominal muscles!"

"what?"

Cheese told Shi Du what happened. Shi Du asked angrily: "First of all, why did the captain want to see Xiao Jiang's abdominal muscles?"

Cheese blinked: "Is this the point?"

"...No." Shi Du reluctantly said, "But Xiao Jiang's fairness principle doesn't work with the captain, so go to sleep, don't worry."

"But I just saw Xiao Jiang knocking on the door of the captain's room."

Shi Du said "fuck", pushed aside the cheese and flashed out. When he arrived at the door of Yu Zhaohan's room, Jiang Di had already left. When Shi Du knocked on the door, the first thing he said when he saw Yu Zhaohan was: "Did you show him?"

Yu Zhaohan: "Huh?"

"Abdominal muscles." Shi Du panted slightly, "Did you show Xiao Jiang?"

"No, Xiao Jiang is here to bring me drinks."

Only then did Shi Du see Yu Zhaohan holding a bottle of sports drink in his hand. He breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Cheese said that Xiao Jiang came to see you to see your abs."

"Do you believe Cheese's nonsense?" Yu Zhaohan said, "And I don't have abdominal muscles." The result of being thin and not exercising is a flat belly and no abdominal muscles.

Shi Du nodded, and chuckled softly: "Why was I so anxious just now, **** it."

Yu Zhaohan has given up on correcting his younger brother's swearing: "What are you in a hurry for? Don't swear."

Shi Du said absently, "Perhaps because Xiao Jiang is worried that Xiao Jiang will see your belly?"

"What will happen if you see it?"

Shi Du shrugged: "Ghost knows—you're gone, Yuyu, good night."