As a Captain, You Must Be Cold

After Yu Zhaohan woke up, he found that there was no one in the base. He thought that the others stayed up too late the day before and couldn't get up today. After dinner, Lu Youshan asked him to discuss the new tactics, and the discussion lasted for most of the day. After he managed to deal with it, he went to the training room to have a look, not to mention the gray hair, he didn't see any red hair, yellow hair and flat head.

Yu Zhaohan asked the aunt who was cleaning the rabbit cage: "Did you see them this afternoon?"

Auntie was also puzzled: "No, there is no one in the room, I thought you guys had a temporary holiday today."

Yu Zhaohan fell into deep thought. He remembered clearly that today was the first day of Shine's birthday celebration.

He has a bold idea.

Except for Shi Du and Jiang Di, he knows that all members of R.H are his diehard fans. But no matter how much your teammates worship him, you can't, at least you shouldn't...

Yu Zhaohan was about to send Shi Du a WeChat message when he heard the garage door open. Two minutes later, the five people who disappeared entered the living room one after another.

The leader, Old Tan, had a happy face and a pleasant smile; while the other four had a strange expression of seeing through the world, penetrating life, and about to ascend to heaven.

Yu Zhaohan asked, "Where did you go?"

"Hush." ​​Lao Tan said while holding the phone, "I'm calling the operation, I have to confirm with them before I feel at ease."

When Cheese saw him, a strange and satisfied smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Hi Captain, I'm going to train now."

Jiang Di: "Me too."

Qi Xian smiled and said, "I'll go to the kitchen to see what's for dinner."

Shi Du was the last one who walked up to him.

The two looked at each other.

The boy carefully looked at him up and down for a long time, then showed a frustrated expression like admitting defeat, and said, "Why are you so capable, Yu Zhaohan."

Yu Zhaohan:?

In the evening, in R.H's fan forum, a post titled "Rebirth from the ashes, death of the Hero Society—Please help me to find out, is this Timeless (video attached soared in popularity, attracting countless online fans to watch , Those who are not online have to climb online to watch.

R.H's professional operation team discovered this post immediately and forwarded it to Lao Tan. Lao Tan immediately posted it to the WeChat group of [Captain Standing Card, bring it to you].

[cheese: It appeared! The law that Timeless must be recognized by fans when they go out, take photos and post them online! 】

[jiang: Only Timeless was discovered? 】

【Old Tan: So far, yes】

[cheese: Does this prove from the side that we really have a wall with handsome guys [Live with a smile jpg]]

[Old Tan: Timeless, the operation said that they want to ask for your wishes, how do you want to deal with this matter? I don't think it's a bad thing, it just so happens that you and Shine can still do business for a while! what do you think】

[Old Tan: Timeless, where are people? 】

[: At this time, my brother should be broadcasting live]

Although there is no Yu Zhaohan in the small group, wherever there is R.H gossip, there is Yu Zhaohan's trumpet running across the rivers and lakes. When he saw this incident on Weibo, he was so moved that he blushed and felt hot.

Shi Du couldn't have gone alone, other people must have gone too, but because he wasn't as handsome as Shi Du, he wasn't recognized.

He didn't expect that his teammates really admired him so much, and they could do this for him.

Yu Zhaohan's scalp was numb, and he couldn't help watching Shi Du's shouting video repeatedly.

The younger brother swears again, and he speaks so loudly.

Shi Du was indeed earning money to buy a house by live broadcasting. He didn't need to look at his phone, he could guess what happened just by looking at the barrage. He knew that as long as he went out, nothing good would happen, and he would go and dye his hair back to black tomorrow.

【Brother, I’m here to interrogate you. At 15:00 this afternoon, where are you, what are you doing, is there any evidence or physical evidence?】

[Everyone pay attention to the left edge of the hat in the video, this pinch is gray hair, right? Is it right?]

[You still said you are not Timeless! 】

【I never expected that you love Shine so much. Where's your pride, where's your self-esteem? ! 】

[I don't believe that the young master would do such a thing, let me give you an explanation]

Shi Du looked at the camera expressionlessly. People who have died once in society tend to reach a transcendent state where they are not afraid of worldly vision and gossip, commonly known as: show bad.

"There's nothing to explain." Shi Du leaned back, quite arrogantly, "What's wrong with my fan of Shine? You go ask the veterans of R.H, is there anyone who doesn't fan Shine? Cheese should also be broadcasting live , go ask, you guys go ask now."

[You are so promising, you compare with cheese? How long has Cheese been with Shine, and how long have you been with Shine]

[The young master probably forgot his proud face in the IPL]

【True is true love】

【I'm sorry, but what I'm concerned about is that people from R.H want to set up a card, but they also want to participate in the death of the hero club? Brothers can make the public screen fair]

In order to buy a house, Shi Du forced himself to ignore the barrage: "Play trumpet today."

When Shi Du logged into the trumpet, he saw that the clownfish was also online even though he was not ugly, so he sent an application to form a team as if venting his anger.

[t: I'm live broadcasting, come and give me support]

[Clownfish are not ugly: I don’t, unless you are more polite]

[T:. 】

[t: Please call me for support tonight, okay]

【Clownfish are not ugly: good~】

The sweet double row of Timeless and Clownfish makes the barrage quite shameless.

[? 】

[Just joined Shine's fan membership, and looking for a male companion to play with? Damn scumbag]

[This is flirting, this is flirting]

[Just say that Shine and his male companion fell into the water together, which one do you save first? Say, you say now]

When Shi Du wanted to play casually, he just decompressed and relaxed, and arranged for entertainment. Yu Zhaohan chose the magpie, and held on to the nurse on the opposite side to break the defense.

[[All] Ruan: Playing a parasite and still being embarrassing? Vomited】

Ling Que is one of the few heroes in the game that does not rely on marksmanship accuracy. Many ordinary players think that playing Ling Que can win by finding a good thigh parasite. This kind of remarks, professional maggots, such as Cheese, will scold them once when they see them, and Shi Du will scold them about once a hundred times, such as this time.

[[Team] t: Do you want me to help you get back? 】

[[Team] Clownfish is not ugly: no, I will hate myself]

Yu Zhaohan switched the chat channel to the public screen and typed.

[[All] Clownfish are not ugly: your assassin is delicious ovo]

[[All] Clownfish are not ugly: not as powerful as my ovo]

[[All] soft:? 】

[[All] soft: ...? 】

Most of the couple's subsequent speeches were blocked, and Yu Zhaohan ignored it, and the report was over.

Shi Du chuckled, but when he saw the barrage, he couldn't laugh anymore.

[Fuck, I actually think clownfish are kind of cute? 】

【Blind in the front? This is obviously a male green tea! 】

[Brothers, don't be distracted by the stinky brother, brush it up for me—reborn from the ashes, the hero is immortal! 】

[Rebirth from the ashes, the hero is immortal! 】

[Rebirth from the ashes, the hero is immortal! 】

[There is another sentence, the most classic sentence-fuck me! 】

Shi Du broadcasted for three hours before going offline. He was lying on the bed, and when he closed his eyes, he was full of pictures of himself shouting R.H slogans in the bustling crowd.

In his eighteen years of life, he had never done such an outrageous thing. Therefore, Yu Zhaohan has the ability, so he has been bewitched into something.

At this time, the screen of the phone next to the pillow lit up, and it was a WeChat message.

Shi Du had a premonition and sat up straight.

【Shine: I'm at the door of your room, can I come in】

Yu Zhaohan must not be able to hide the death of the Hero Club from the ashes, so it is better to confess to him than to be questioned by him.

【Timeless: Wait a moment】

The door only opened a crack, and Yu Zhaohan slipped in sideways: "Good evening, Shi Du."

"...Is your knee feeling better?"

"It's better." Yu Zhaohan sat down on the bed lightly and familiarly, "I have something to ask you. You were broadcasting live during the double row, so I can only wait until now to ask."

Shi Du didn't speak. He first opened the drawer of the e-sports table, took out a pack of cotton candy from it, and threw it into Yu Zhaohan's arms, then pulled the e-sports chair and sat down in front of Yu Zhaohan: "Ask."

Yu Zhaohan said: "You..."

Before Yu Zhaohan could really ask, Shi Du quickly answered: "I went to the competition site today, and I also shouted slogans. But it's not just me, Cheese also shouted."

Yu Zhaohan looked at him: "Why do you want to go?"

Shi Du tried his best to make himself look [casual]: "Because I really want your q-version stand."

I have to say that Yu Zhaohan's "Rules of Pretending to Be Forceful" makes sense, and this trick of [Casually] is really perfect. As long as he said it "casually", in case Yu Zhaohan's reaction was unexpected, he could argue that he was just talking casually, so as not to make the atmosphere too embarrassing.

Yu Zhaohan was stunned, and asked, "Do you really want it that much?"

Shi Du smiled angrily: "I've already reached this point, why do you still ask?"

Shi Du's reaction made Yu Zhaohan instinctively nervous, although he didn't know why he was nervous. He unpacked the marshmallow, stuffed a small piece into his mouth, and said vaguely, "You asked me to ask."

"Anyway," the boy lowered his eyes, with a cool and shy expression on his face, "I think, I think...I probably, probably really...have a crush on you."

Yu Zhaohan blinked his eyes, and he was no longer nervous. He swallowed the marshmallow and said, "That's it? I thought you were going to say something."

Shi Du had the illusion of feeding the dog with tenderness, and said in a slightly dissatisfied tone: "What do you mean 'just this'? It's not... Yuyu, I've said so much, why are you not moved at all, not surprised at all ?”

Yu Zhaohan is not modest: "I'm pretty, and I'm good at playing games. It's normal for you to have a crush on me."

Time Du: "."

Yu Zhaohan asked again: "Then, why do you want to be my fan?"

"Is there any other choice?"

"Yes." Yu Zhaohan told Shidu Science Popularization, "My fans can be generally divided into two categories: beauty fans and technical fans. Further subdivided, they can be divided into wife fans, clay sculpture fans, career fans... There are also mother fans , but the quantity is very small. There are a lot of cheese mother fans.”

Although Shi Du doesn't pay attention to fan circles, he knows the general idea. There are only a few nouns that he doesn't understand: "Clay powder sounds amazing, so I'll choose this."

Yu Zhaohan never thought that Shi Du would want to be his clay model fan. The tip of his ear moved slightly, and he asked a little helplessly, "Then you will call me wife in the future?"

Shi Du was slightly startled, and vaguely understood the meaning of the clay sculpture powder. He rolled his Adam's apple involuntarily: "Is this allowed? I can do it too?"

Yu Zhaohan said uncertainly: "I don't know, but they all call me that. Do you want to call me?"

Time Du: "..."

This **** works.

The author has something to say: Hurry up, don’t force me to beg you (▼-▼)

Clay powder refers to a type of female fan who likes to be a girly idol and wants to be an idol's boyfriend.

This kind of fans like to feminize male idols, and regard male idols as cute little girls.

—From Baidu Encyclopedia