As a Captain, You Must Be Cold

After watching the first game at home in South Korea, everyone was absent-minded during training at night, and Cheese went to surf the Internet when he had time. On Weibo, topics such as Busan bravs Guangzhou zc, bra only killing people but not taking points, and Korean referees being blind have already occupied their homepage.

[I try not to be surprised that bra did such a thing. This is Korea's home game, brothers, I'm not used to it if there's nothing wrong with it]

[It is not the first time that only killing people does not occupy points, such a good cultural inheritance, it is recommended to apply for World Heritage]

[The coach who loves zc, why is the tactic that he worked so hard to come up with "dirty"? I'm dirty your mother]

[Officials don't sanction this? Are you busy with family funerals?】

But on South Korea's tr, it is another completely different style of painting. The Shidu brand translation machine randomly selected lucky viewers to translate a few sentences.

[E-sports, food is the original sin. Cai is about to be killed, is it hard to understand? 】

[The referee didn't stop, proving that Bra didn't foul, I don't know what the Chinese team can complain about]

[I am a Korean fan, and I also think bra is too much, I apologize to zc on behalf of all Korean fans. I hope that fans from other countries will not blame other Korean teams for brazing a club, the friendship between China and South Korea will last forever]

After hearing the last sentence, Cheese was a little moved: "I didn't expect that there are such reasonable fans in Korea. You see, this international friend is almost scolded by other Korean fans, and he keeps apologizing to zc."

Qi Xian asked Shi Du: "Who said the last sentence?"

Shi Du said: "A netizen whose id is 'q'."

"Oh, that's my trumpet."

Cheese: "...huh?!"

"That's awesome, Brother Xian," Shi Du said with a smile, "This is much more lethal than spraying with them."

Cheese suddenly realized: "I'm going to pretend to be loyal too!"

Lu Youshan was busy studying the trap tactics used by the Alligator in the castle, and had no time to control them. Seeing that his teammates had no intention of training, Yu Zhaohan simply disbanded early and asked them to swear more on the Internet.

Back in the room, Shi Du turned on the game notebook and went to take a shower. After taking a shower, the only desk and chair in the room had already been requisitioned by Yu Zhaohan. Shi Du walked up behind him covered in moisture, and saw him replaying tonight's game on a tablet.

Shi Du said: "I want to solo for a few rounds, and Yuyu goes to bed to replay."

"No," Yu Zhaohan said, "Shi Du goes to the bed alone."

You can watch the tablet lying on the bed, but playing games without a comfortable posture will greatly affect your performance. Consciously Shi Du didn't want to let Yu Zhaohan, so he picked him up from the gaming chair and walked towards the bed.

"What are you doing...no," Yu Zhaohan learned to use the swear words Shi Du taught him, "what the **** are you doing."

"It's 'what the **** are you doing'." Shi Du put Yu Zhaohan on the bed, "I want to practice Ice Girl for a while, please allow me."

Yu Zhaohan asked strangely, "What do you practice ice girls for?"

The Ice Girl, like the Demoman, is a C-level hero in the sewer version. The ice girl uses an ice gun to output close to the enemy, which can freeze the enemy for three seconds, and then replaces it with an ice cone to shoot the headshot of the motionless enemy at close range. Ice Maiden's output mechanism is very slow in fast-paced team battles, far inferior to Ninja's high mobility and harvesting ability, so her play rate is not high in high-end rounds.

Shi Dujiu occupied the magpie's nest and sat down on the gaming chair: "I was thinking that even the Demoman could play, and maybe the Ice Girl could too."

Yu Zhaohan seldom watched Shidu play Ice Girl. Sitting on the bed was blocked by Shi Du, Yu Zhaohan couldn't see the screen clearly, so he could only get out of bed and stand beside him to watch.

Yu Zhaohan quickly saw the clue: "When you play Ice Girl, do you want to practice a new lineup, or do you want to be disgusting?"

Shi Du laughed: "Just watch."

After watching two rounds, Yu Zhaohan became coquettish: "Standing is so tiring."

Just as Shi Du was about to go to the next door to **** the chair from the cheese room, he heard Yu Zhaohan ask, "Can I sit on your lap?"

Shi Du's Adam's apple rolled, and he swallowed back the words on his lips: "Sit if you want."

Facing the screen, Yu Zhaohan sat down on Shi Du's lap with his back turned, and thoughtfully sat down slightly so that Shi Du could watch the screen.

Shi Du wrapped his arms around his side, holding the mouse with one hand and operating the keyboard with the other. The ice girl circled around the enemy with an ice gun in her hand. After freezing the enemy, she was killed by a mecha charge from the opposite tank before she could change to an ice pick and shoot her head.

Yu Zhaohan said "Hey" and covered his eyes: "What an ugly operation."

Shi Du laughed angrily, took Yu Zhaohan's hand off and said, "The culprit still has the face to criticize me. Look at how straightforward I am, I'll sit for you if you want. And you?" Shi Du sneered, "I want to kiss you, but you have to think about it for so long, so stingy."

Yu Zhaohan had imagined being kissed by Shi Du on the cheek and forehead, and he felt that he should be able to handle it. But if Shi Du wants to kiss his mouth... his little ears will definitely be burned off.

"I'm sorry, if it's another place, I don't have to think about it for so long." Yu Zhaohan said sincerely, "But if you want to kiss, I'm afraid I won't be able to hold back and it will affect the subsequent training and competition."

Shi Du was startled, and said in shock: "You say that, can you kiss your face and forehead casually now?"

Without even thinking about it, Yu Zhaohan said, "If you want, you can kiss. Do you want to kiss? If you want to kiss, I'll wash my face first."

Shi Du was quiet for ten seconds, and choked out a sentence: "Didn't you **** say it earlier?!"

Yu Zhaohan said, "You didn't ask me."

At this time, there was a rush of footsteps outside the door, and before the two of them could react, the door was opened with a bang. A panting Lu Youshan appeared at the door, while Yu Zhaohan was still sitting on Shidu's lap.

Normally, normal people would not dare to trespass into Yu Zhaohan's room, but Lu Youshan, who was so excited that he lost control, was not normal to some extent.

Lu Youshan was immersed in his own world, as if he was blind: "alligator, I'm going to fix him!"

In just a few seconds, Shi Du thought of several ways to smooth things over. But Yu Zhaohan got down from him calmly, and said calmly, "You forgot to knock on the door."

"It's time to knock on the door!" Lu Youshan rushed in front of Yu Zhaohan, "I replayed the map of the castle more than a dozen times, and the more I looked at it, the more I realized that the alligator is a **** talent. How did he come up with this trick? Yeah...Shine, we have to get him to R.H. R.H still needs an assistant coach. I don't have the mentality, and he just makes up for it."

Shi Du leaned on the gaming chair and said: "Although zc is good, the alligator is the only head coach in zc, and the players are willing to cooperate with his tactics. In R.H, he is only an assistant coach and is restricted by the head coach, which is quite boring .”

Lu Youshan said: "The boss of zc is doing badly, how much salary can the head coach get? R.H's associate professor also earns more than their bishop. The alligator is a waste of talent in zc, why doesn't he come?"

Shi Du guessed casually: "Because it is also a pleasure to play from the bottom one to the second."

"Impossible." Lu Youshan said firmly, "The basic set of zc players is there, the upper limit is too low, no matter how talented the alligator is, at most it will bring zc into a mid-range team."

Yu Zhaohan murmured: "I will consider this matter, you should step down first."

Lu Youshan walked out of Yu Zhaohan and Shi Du's room, vaguely feeling that something was wrong, as if he had overlooked something, but he couldn't figure out what was wrong. He looked back at the closed door, scratched his head, and left in a daze.

Alligator is one of the few coaches who can make Yu Zhaohan feel good. Game understanding and whimsy are one aspect, and alligator and Lu Youshan have many similarities in this regard. The most commendable thing about alligator is his mentality. If the team led by Lu Youshan hasn't won a single game in half a season, Lu Youshan must have entered the ICU early and got a pacemaker.

If the alligator is willing to come to R.H, it must be a good thing for R.H. But Yu Zhaohan, like Shi Du, also thought that Alligato might not be willing to leave zc.

Yu Zhaohan sent Lao Tan a WeChat message: [Do you know where Zc lives in Guangzhou]

At nine o'clock the next morning, when Shi Du was still in a deep sleep, Yu Zhaohan climbed onto his bed, grabbed his arm and shook it wildly: "Shi Du, Shi Du..."

Shi Du was shaken so much that his eyelids moved, he opened his eyes with difficulty, and closed them again when he saw that it was Yu Zhaohan.

Not getting angry with his wife in bed is the greatest tenderness he can think of.

Yu Zhaohan tried to lift Shi Du's quilt: "Get up, Shi Du, let's go do some business."

Shi Du grabbed the quilt with Yu Zhaohan with his eyes closed: "What do you want?"

"I want to wake you up."

"You woke me up."

"I'm sorry." Yu Zhaohan said, "Old Tan found out where Zc lives, and I plan to meet the alligator. But I don't speak Korean and it's not convenient to take a taxi. Do you want to accompany me?"

"Yes," Shi Du turned over, "but I want to sleep more."

Yu Zhaohan leaned down and seduced Shi Du in his ear: "You accompany me, I will give you extra points."

Shi Du barely opened his eyes, looking at Yu Zhaohan with sleepiness and teasing: "You don't even know what the points are for, so you just add it?"

"Anyway, you won't reject me." Yu Zhaohan said confidently, "You like little beauties who love to be coquettish, and I'm perfect to jump on your fetish—you really like me."

Shi Du was hit in the heart by the straight ball, choked up, and said stiffly, "You are 1.8 meters tall, so you are not considered a little beauty."

"Little beauties are not much different from big beauties." Yu Zhaohan comforted, "Just make it."

Shi Du lay down and laughed at him: "The point is, the beauty isn't being coquettish, is she?"

Yu Zhaohan was tired from bending over all the time, so he simply lay down beside Shi Du, and said softly, "I've washed my face, do you want to kiss my cheek?"

Shi Du looked down at him. The two looked at each other closely for a while, and Shi Du suddenly smiled: "You even betrayed your own face just to let me accompany you, aren't you shy?"

Of course shy. Yu Zhaohan was just a little shy at first, but when Shi Du said this, his face burned up: "Then I'll give you the money. If you accompany me on this trip, I'll give you five thousand yuan."

"Stupid wife." Shi Du embraced him, kissed him on the forehead, and then lifted the quilt as if nothing had happened, "Wait, I'll go wash up."

Yu Zhaohan was left on the bed, carefully touching his forehead. The last time he was kissed like this was when he was in elementary school.

Yu Zhaohan said: "My mother kissed my forehead like this when I was young."

Shi Du almost slammed into the bathroom door: "...can you not talk."

"But if my mother kisses my forehead, I won't be numb."

Shi Du paused, then turned around and asked, "Are you numb now?"

Yu Zhaohan nodded: "Mum—is Shi Du's lips numb?"

Shi Du smiled: "How is it possible, kissing the forehead will make your mouth numb, you think everyone is as worthless as you."

Yu Zhaohan admired: "You are amazing! How did you do it?"

"The mind is calm and calm." Shi Du turned around, took two steps, and slammed the door of the bathroom with a bang.

"Shi Du!" Yu Zhaohan hurriedly jumped out of bed, "Are you alright?"

The boy covered his nose, squatted down slowly, and said in a muffled voice, "It's okay."

"You were obviously nervous when you kissed my forehead, why did you pretend?" Yu Zhaohan said pitifully, "You really are, your mouth is so hard that it turned into ashes, and both lips are hard."

Time Du: "..."

So, when the two of them went out, Shi Du had an extra band-aid on the bridge of his nose.

The author has something to say: This article is also known as: The History of Pure Love between Stupid Beauty and Stupid Handsome Guy