As a Captain, You Must Be Cold

What guided Yu Zhaohan's actions was a marketing article titled "How to Make Your Boyfriend Overwhelmed". The marketing numbers are all summarized, which saves him the time to read novels and comics.

For the series of operations listed in the article, Yu Zhaohan only selected a few with romantic atmosphere as reference. He has the judgment ability of an adult, and of course he won't do what the marketing account says.

For example, the article said that young couples are playing games together, and the boyfriend wants to give his girlfriend a headache, which is unacceptable to him. The head that should be his should be his, and he should not give it up to Shi Du. But he doesn't mind changing a heart-warming ID for his boyfriend.

But Shi Du didn't seem to be warm enough, Yu Zhaohan saw goose bumps on his arms with his own eyes, "Are you cold?"

Shi Du closed his eyes and hypnotized himself again.

The oiliness of the second grade is not worth mentioning in front of cold white-skinned beauties. If you like someone, you must like everything about him. Only a scumbag will pick and choose his wife. He is not a scumbag, he wants to accept and tolerate everything about his stupid wife.

After the hypnosis was over, Shi Du opened his eyes, smiled and said, "I'm not cold, I'm warm."

Yu Zhaohan said happily: "Then I will play two rounds with you with the trumpet? Although I will not give you a head, if someone kills you, I will definitely let him die without a place to bury him." Yu Zhaohan finished speaking , felt that the words just now were not imposing enough, forced a flash of hostility in his eyes, and said: "I will let his whole team be buried with you."

"Thank you." Shi Du dodged his eyes, lifted the quilt and went to bed, "I'm just a little tired now."

Yu Zhaohan said "ah", and sat on the bedside with Shi Du, putting his chin on Shi Du's abs: "But I still have a few tricks that I haven't shown you."

Shi Du stroked Yu Zhaohan's hair, his eyes were closed tightly, and his voice was weak: "I'll show it tomorrow, good boy Yuyu."

Yu Zhaohan's newly changed nickname is really a bit lethal, he needs at least one night to heal. Wait until he recovers tomorrow before accepting a bigger test.

"Okay," Yu Zhaohan said, "Then be careful, don't press the wound on your arm."

Shi Du sat up abruptly: "Come back first."

Yu Zhaohan was taken aback, Shi Du put his hand on the back of his head, and kissed him a little forcefully: "Good night."

The next day, Shi Du was woken up by itches. He opened his eyes half asleep and half awake, and when he saw Yu Zhaohan's face, he smiled instinctively, and then slowly closed his eyes.

—Wait, why did he see Yu Zhaohan as soon as he opened his eyes?

At night, they usually sleep in the same bed, and it was the same yesterday. So... Yu Zhaohan is on his bed?

Shi Du felt the weight on his waist, opened his eyes again, and saw Yu Zhaohan riding on him, slowly bending down towards him.

Shi Du's drowsiness dissipated more than half in an instant, and his throat was extremely thirsty. He didn't dare to move, put his hands on Yu Zhaohan's waist, and said in a hoarse voice, "What are you doing?"

"Can't you see?" Yu Zhaohan pressed a kiss on his lips, his face was still that exquisite world-weary face, and there was no emotion in his voice, "I'm kissing my Sleeping Beauty."

The remaining half of Shi Du's sleepiness was gone. As long as he likes Yu Zhaohan a little less, he should shut up his stupid wife fiercely now.

It's a pity, he couldn't bear it.

So early in the morning, Shi Du had to face a fierce test of human nature.

On the one hand, Yu Zhaohan was sitting on his waist with his hands on his chest. The beauty captain should have washed and rinsed, with the refreshing smell of toothpaste on his body, and his lips are soft and cool; he hasn't changed his clothes yet, he is wearing loose pajamas, and when he leans over, his collar falls, revealing a delicate white collarbone.

On the other hand, "Sleeping Beauty" is really not much better than "Damn Man, Die", and he may not be able to withstand it.

Shi Du struggled for two minutes, but finally lost to his sexuality and Yu Zhaohan's good looks. He raised his hand and pulled Yu Zhaohan down: "Sleep with me for a while after the kiss."

Yu Zhaohan's posture changed from sitting to lying down, and he was still lying on Shi Du's body. With his cheek pressed against the boy's chest, he said dotingly, "Hasn't Sleeping Beauty slept enough?"

Shi Du closed his eyes and smiled: "How dare you call someone a beauty, don't call me that."

"Then what do you want me to call you?" Yu Zhaohan said, "I see that other young couples have their own unique names for each other. You call me Yuyu, but I call you by your first name. Will it appear that I am not Like you? How about I call you Xiaoxiao, Xiaodu, Dubao..."

Shi Du interrupted Yu Zhaohan's example without hesitation: "Just call me by my name, thank you."

"But isn't it the same as before?"

Shi Du said weakly, "I suddenly felt that nothing was wrong before."

Yu Zhaohan looked up at Shi Du's expression, feeling that Shi Du didn't seem to like him like this. He asked Shi Du: "Are you angry?"

Shi Du enjoys the feeling of the beauty in his arms, but at the same time has nothing to love: "I can't get angry, I just want to die."

Shi Du didn't follow the routine, Yu Zhaohan's pre-prepared love words got stuck in his throat, and he changed a few words before saying: "You look so charming even if you want to die."

Shi Du was quiet for two seconds, carried Yu Zhaohan to the bed and put him on the bed, and sat up by himself.

"I was wrong, Yu Zhaohan, I was really wrong." Shi Du knelt on the bed, clasped his hands together and begged, "I don't want the feeling of being in love, I think just kissing is fine, really, I don't expect too much It's — let's go back to the old days, shall we?"

Yu Zhaohan lay down and asked, "Are you sure you don't want it?"

Shi Du nodded solemnly: "I'm sure."

"Then I won't feed you breakfast." Yu Zhaohan looked at the bedside table, where there was a hot breakfast he specially prepared for Shi Du, "Eat it yourself."

After being stunned for a second, Shi Du changed his words: "Wait a minute, I want it again now."

Yu Zhaohan didn't have any cooking skills, and the breakfast he prepared was limited to taking out the things in the refrigerator and heating them in the microwave. He heated up the sausages, rice **** and sandwiches, poured two glasses of milk, and specially arranged the sausages in the shape of "ten". He also doesn't want to play homophonic stalks, but it's too difficult to put "time".

Yu Zhaohan picked up the grilled sausage with a knife and fork and blew it, and handed it to Shi Du's mouth: "You are the first man to be fed by me, are you happy?"

Shi Du bit the next piece of grilled sausage, feeling pain and happiness: "I'm almost dying of happiness."

Feeding the handsome younger brother gave Yu Zhaohan a strange sense of satisfaction. "By the way, can you drink ice today?"

"Of course." Shi Du was puzzled, "I always like to drink ice, don't you know?"

"I know. But it's said on the Internet that asking the other party if they can drink ice today before eating is also a sign of boyfriend power." Yu Zhaohan was overwhelmed by the smell of grilled sausage, and couldn't help but feed himself a mouthful, "Why is that? Woolen cloth?"

Shi Du grabbed Yu Zhaohan's wrist, controlled the direction of the knife and fork, and brought it towards his mouth: "Little idiot, didn't you take physiology class at school?"

"No," Yu Zhaohan said, "Maybe it's because I was doing youth training when the school organized the physical hygiene class."

Shi Du raised his eyes to look at Yu Zhaohan, and said with a smile, "Then I'll teach you a lesson when I find some time."

After breakfast, Shi Du was about to get out of bed to wash up, when Yu Zhaohan called him back: "Wait a minute."

Shi Du asked, "What do you want to do?"

Yu Zhaohan compared his height with Shi Du's, and said, "Forget it."

Shi Du urged, "Say it quickly."

"I want to hold you up with one hand," Yu Zhaohan gestured with both hands, "and then carry you on my shoulders like a sack, which is super powerful. But you are not light, I am afraid that my little hands will get hurt, Forget it."

Shi Du picked up Yu Zhaohan with one hand and carried it on his shoulder: "Is that so?"

Yu Zhaohan thought about Shi Du's wound all the time: "Shi Du your hand!"

"Don't worry, I used the uninjured one."

"Oh, that's how it is."

Shi Du carried Yu Zhaohan into the bathroom and put him on the sink. Yu Zhaohan just sat and watched Shi Du brush his teeth and wash his face, and suddenly realized—

Did he take the wrong role? Should it be Shi Du who changed his ID, kissed him awake in the morning, called him Sleeping Beauty, and brought him breakfast by the bedside to feed him?

But the problem is, Shi Du can't get up in the morning?

The two came to the training room and started a day of training.

Seeing Yu Zhaohan's state, Jiang Di was still a little distracted. Unlike the previous few days, he did not bring this state to training. Although he felt a little stiff when he met Yu Zhaohan's gaze, but in the game, the violent nurse will come back again.

Jiang Di paid attention to the captain's movements, and when he saw the captain walking towards the kitchen with a coffee cup, he followed immediately. "team leader."

Yu Zhaohan nodded: "Morning."

Jiang Di seemed to have not slept well all night, and his eyes were still black and blue. He took a deep breath and said, "I respect the captain, and I respect the captain's aptitude."

This is not nonsense, if Xiao Jiang dares to disrespect, he will be put in the cold palace immediately.

"Thank you." Yu Zhaohan saw that Jiang Di had no intention of leaving, "Is there anything else?"

"Yes," Jiang Di said with great difficulty, "I'm not gay."

Yu Zhaohan lowered his head and saw the white sock on Jiang Di's ankle, thoughtfully: "So you aren't?"

Jiang Di lowered his head and said apologetically, "Yes, I am not."

No, no, what happened to Xiaojiang's sorry expression.

In this way, the combination of a muscular man and white socks is not a sufficient condition for judging **** men, and false information on the Internet really kills people.

Yu Zhaohan said: "Understood."

Jiang Di hesitated to speak: "If the captain likes sports students, I can introduce them to you."

Yu Zhaohan glanced at Jiang Di's huge muscles, and shook his head sincerely: "I'm not interested."

"Really." Jiang Di secretly breathed a sigh of relief, "That's great."

Yu Zhaohan: "?"

Xiao Jiang, did you misunderstand something?

In order to prevent Xiao Jiang from overthinking, Yu Zhaohan decided to make it clear: "I only like Timeless."

Jiang Di: "...!"