As a fallen master of the Republic of China, there is a Taoist priest named Ninth Uncle

(ps: I saw that some readers said that I update too slowly, alas, I also want to update quickly, when reality does not allow ah, I am a part-time job, can only off-duty codewords, and handicap, using off-work time code These words are already very reluctant, please forgive me)

“What’s going on? Why not carry the coffin? ”

“Is Master Mao’s daughter so fierce? Ninth Uncle can’t stop a person like this? ”

“You know a fart, I’ve heard a saying that people are most afraid of three long and two short! Incense is the most taboo two short and one long! You see that the incense in the shed is two short and one long, which is a taboo. ”

“So Mr. Mao’s daughter can’t be buried again? Tonight, his daughter has to come to him again, and looking at Old Master Mao’s situation, he is not far from death. ”

Gu Zhou looked at Old Master Mao, I don’t know why, I always felt that something was wrong with this person, after the coffin landed, he talked with Ninth Uncle, and for a moment showed an irrepressible joy.

Ninth Uncle, casually glanced at the crowd, when his eyes passed Gu Zhou, he chuckled, his eyes fixed on Gu Zhou, walked towards him quickly, and muttered in his mouth: “There is a person in the world with such a hard life?” Incredible! Fantastic! Unbelievable! ”

Being stared at by the strange gaze of the Ninth Uncle, Gu Zhou’s scalp was a little numb.

“Little brother, where did it come from?”

“From Aoyama Town.” Gu Zhou answered honestly.

Ninth Uncle bowed his head slightly: “It turned out to be Qingshan Town.” ”

Although twenty years have passed, he still remembers Qingshan Town deeply, can he not have a deep memory of such a large corpse breeding place?

A town that deals with zombies is the same as killing pigs, which he has never seen in his career, and he can’t remember it deeply.

I don’t know if the people of Qingshan Town are lucky or not unlucky.

Unfortunately, they lived in a large corpse breeding ground.

Fortunately, this corpse breeding place is not enough yin, generally pregnant are white and black zombie, although there are corpse poison, the force is infinite, the knife and gun are difficult to hurt, but the action is slow, extremely afraid of the sun, but also afraid of fire, be careful, ordinary people can also deal with it.

Dozens of years of experience, the people of Qingshan Town are skilled in dealing with zombies, and when they see that situation for the first time, Ninth Uncle is stunned.

Such a town is probably the only one in the world.

“Ninth Uncle, the little brother can’t afford it, my name is Gu Zhou, and I am a named disciple of Shi Jian Daomaster.”

Gu Zhou’s words brought his relationship with Ninth Uncle closer.

Ninth Uncle was a little surprised, and his attitude was much softer: “It turned out to be a disciple of Senior Brother, since it is a senior nephew, the family does not speak two words, and the senior uncle does not detour, I see your life hard, the only one I have seen in my life, and this coffin owner is too fierce, and it takes a hard life to carry the coffin and calm her down in order to bury her, can you help me with this?” ”

Old Master Mao was helped by the subordinates, coughed a few times, and said: “Little brother, as long as you can help my daughter carry the coffin, I am willing to give a thousand pieces of ocean.” ”

Glimpsing the depths of Old Master Mao’s eyes that could not be suppressed, a fleeting joy, Gu Zhou smiled and said, “Old Master Mao is so generous.” ”

“I am willing to do anything for my daughter’s safety.”

Old Master Mao sighed lightly, looking like he loved his daughter deeply.

“The ocean is not necessary, Uncle Junior spoke, can this favor be helped?”

A thousand pieces of ocean, he really doesn’t put it in his eyes, what he wants is the favor of Ninth Uncle.

Human favor is the hardest to return.

“Thank you little brother.”

Old Master Mao bowed his head and did enough etiquette.

Ninth Uncle took Gu Zhou to the coffin, and said as he walked: “Don’t worry, your life is too hard, plus I am next to me, this time the coffin will not encounter any danger, take a step back, if you really encounter any danger, stop carrying the coffin.” ”

“On the other hand, with the resentment of the coffin owner, if it can enter the soil for peace, it can be regarded as eliminating a hidden danger in this world, and the merit is not small.”

Coming to the coffin, Gu Zhou saw the details on the coffin clearly, covered with dense black lines.

“Uncle Junior, is this the ink bucket bullet line?”

Ninth Uncle nodded lightly: “Since you know that the coffin owner is full of resentment, you naturally have to be prepared, and spent one night intonishing the line.” Don’t worry about carrying the coffin, your uncle and I are fully prepared. ”

This time the coffin was carried by eleven people, eight people on both sides, two people at the end of the coffin, and Gu Zhou as the dragon head alone occupies the end.

I recited the Renren Sutra again.

Burn incense.

After going through the process, the ninth uncle shouted: “Coffin!” ”

Eleven people sank their waists and exerted their strength, and the coffin rose in response.

Who knows, this time it was a surprise to everyone.

The coffin was unexpectedly light, and the people who carried the coffin all exerted their greatest strength, originally thinking that this time the coffin would be heavy and terrible, but I didn’t expect that the coffin was more than ten times lighter, and the force was all free.

It was as if a person had punched and punched the air.

At that moment, more than half of the people flashed their waist, stumbled under their feet, stumbled on others, and five or six people fell directly, and there was chaos when they boarded, and they saw that the coffin was about to fall sideways to the end.

It’s good that the coffin landed.

If the coffin is toppled, it will be a big joke.

The onlookers exclaimed.

Ninth Uncle was about to make a move to stabilize the coffin, Gu Zhou suddenly turned around and took a horse step, holding the head of the coffin, the bottom of the coffin fell on the thigh, the muscles of his arms bulged, and the sleeves were full, and the coffin of nearly a thousand pounds was directly stabilized by him.

“Good boy, the life is really hard enough, and the coffin owner of the town has no moths.”

Seeing that the crisis had turned into safety, Ninth Uncle couldn’t help but touch Gu Zhou’s strong arm muscles.

“Ninth Uncle, it’s a little itchy, if you touch it again, I won’t be able to hold the coffin.” Gu Zhou couldn’t help but say.

“Stinky boy!”

Ninth Uncle scolded with a smile.

The coffin bearer who flashed his waist retreated, and the other coffin bearers who were tripped got up and continued to carry the coffin.

This time, there was finally no accident, and the coffin entered the grave safely.

Watching the soil cover the coffin and slowly seal the pit, everyone also breathed a sigh of relief.

Finally successfully buried.

“Thank you Uncle Nine! Thanks little brother! I have prepared good wine and food, and I invite you both to admire your faces. ”

Old Master Mao thanked him again and again.

The two did not shirk and went to Mao’s house with Mr. Mao.

“Senior Brother Shi Jian never accepts apprentices, and it is your blessing that you can worship Senior Brother Shi Jian.”

The uncle and nephew were chatting, and the ninth uncle said that Gu Zhou could worship Shi Jian, with a trace of doubt in his tone.

“Uncle Master, why didn’t Master take an apprentice?”

Ninth Uncle said in a deep voice: “It’s the master brother of my Maoshan generation, his heart is very high, he wants to do the best, and if he wants to receive it, he naturally has to receive the best, so over the years, I have accepted many disciples, but he confiscated one of them.” With your qualifications, he wouldn’t…”

At this point, he stopped abruptly, apologetically: “I’m not targeting you…”

Gu Zhou didn’t care: “It’s okay, I know that my qualifications are very poor, but Master told me that qualifications do not determine everything.” ”

Ninth Uncle nodded, stunned: “Your master is right… Maybe I know why he changed his mind and took you as an apprentice, in this era of depleted aura, qualifications are not so important. ”