"
Grandpa!" "Grandpa." The
two shouted in unison.
Huang Jianguo said he was very pleased.
"Lao Huang, this is your grandson? Several
old men who were originally chatting with Huang Jianguo also came over at this time.
"Well, that's right, he doesn't look like Lao Huang at all.
"Go, go, go up!" A bunch of bad old men know what to do, my grandson inherits my
wisdom, wisdom understands!" Huang Jianguo pointed to his head and said:
"Hmph, superficial
!" "The key is that your wisdom is not very good, hahaha!" "Hahahaha
!"
Huang Jianguo's angry appearance made all the old men happy.
"Dare to say that I can't be wise, I have to prove it to you today! Come, Xiaoxuan, let me introduce you to these four people, from left to right, old man A
, old man B, old man C, and old man Ding!" Hearing Huang Jianguo introduce himself and others like this, the four old men were immediately unhappy.
Huang Jianguo smiled contemptuously:
"Don't worry, let a few of you see it right away, what is wisdom!"
Ye Mingyue and Ye Shuwen glanced at each other, both of them were at a loss, and they could only look down obediently.
"Xiao Xuan, tell them why Grandpa gave them nicknames in this order.
Huang Jianguo's mouth was full, and he nodded at the four old men with his chin shell, and there was a great momentum of looking at the world.
"Offended, four old men.
Lin Xuan came up and first sued him.
"Young man, it doesn't hurt to say, you listen to what Lao Huang speaks, I appreciate you.
"That's right, he doesn't look like Lao Huang, and his personality is not like that, so I'm so lucky.
"Let's talk about it, we're also curious about what ivory this old yellow can spit out of his mouth.
"At his age, he must be a mouthful of fake ivory, hahaha!" "
The fourth elder, you hurt Huang Jianguo with every word you say, and he is so angry that his brain is full of smoke.
Lin Xuan was afraid that if he delayed any longer, a few old men would not be able to fight, so he hurriedly said:
"It can be judged from two aspects, first of all, the more intuitive aspect, that is, the face shape." Several
people looked at each other and looked at each other's faces.
They have been looking at each other's old faces for decades, and they don't think there is anything wrong with them.
Just when they were confused, Ye Mingyue next to them suddenly exclaimed,
"I know!"
This time successfully attracted the attention of a bunch of old men.
Rao is Ye Mingyue has a lot of experience on the stage, and she is also a little panicked at the moment.
"Mingyue girl, say, let these old things see how powerful we are!" With
Huang Jianguo's words, Ye Mingyue felt a little confident in an instant, and said in a voice that everyone could barely hear:
"This old ...... The face of Lao A is neutral, the chin is more pointed, the jaw of Lao B is relatively plump, and Lao Bing is a standard Chinese face, as for Ding Lao's thin cheeks and slender eyes, all in all, the face shape and ...... of several old men It is somewhat similar to the four words A, B, C, D. "
Wha! Mingyue girl is so smart! That's right!" Huang
Jianguo laughed loudly, attracting the curious eyes of others around him.
"That's Huang Lao, right? There are a few other advisors from the museum. "
Yes, I heard that Huang Lao's grandson will also participate in this competition, and he said early in the morning that he would crush Wang Defa's son Wang Teng in the competition. "
So crazy? Huang Lao usually looks quite elegant, could this be a rumor." "
I don't know, anyway, I heard it, huh, the woman next to Huang Lao, is
it Ye Mingyue?" "Which Ye Mingyue?" "Which one
else, the national goddess!" "
Damn, you can't see your face clearly, how did you see it?"
Huang Jianguo didn't know that his laughter had successfully diverted the topic of other people's gossip.
The four old men listened to Ye Mingyue and Huang Jianguo's words, and hurriedly observed each other again.
Hell, I didn't think it at all before, but after they said it, the more I looked at it, the more I felt like it.
"What else, what else?" asked Old Jia looking at Ye Mingyue.
Yi Bing Ding also followed.
Ye Mingyue's face flushed, and she said embarrassedly:
"I can see this one, you should ask him about the other." With
that, Ye Mingyue took Lin Xuan's arm and pushed him to him.
The four old men, four pairs and eight eyes moved neatly from Ye Mingyue to Lin Xuan.
Even the movements are exactly the same.
"The second aspect is not difficult, it is also to look at the face.
Lin Xuan didn't sell it, and said directly.
"Do you still look at your face?" Ye Mingyue wondered.
"Yes, to be precise, it is to look at the wrinkles on the faces of several old men, and my grandfather divided several old men into A, B, C, and D according to the number of wrinkles on their faces.
Lin Xuan turned around and explained to Ye Mingyue, but everyone could hear it.
Old man A looked at old man B's face, and said unconvinced:
"The wrinkles on his face are not less than mine, why am I old man A, he should be right."
Old man B was not happy when he heard it:
"Why can't I be old man B, besides, you look at old man C, there are a lot of wrinkles on his face, he should be old man B and I am old man C!" "
Are you crazy?
"Nonsense, you're not an old man, you know a fart! Otherwise, if you come to be an old man, the old man will give it to me
!" "Why! I have the least wrinkles on my face, and that's Lao Huang personally identified! Authority! The title of Old Man Ding should be mine!"
Ye Mingyue was shocked and her lovely jaw dropped.
Huang Jianguo watched the play with a wicked smile, and Ye Shuwen quietly gave him a thumbs up.
"Hey, is there really a difference in the number of their faces? Why can't I see it?"
Ye Mingyue pulled Lin Xuan's sleeve and asked in a low voice.
Smelling the body fragrance that was blessed by the sun emanating from Ye Mingyue's body, Lin Xuan's heart felt calm inexplicably.
It would seem good if time could stop like this.
After a moment of distraction, Lin Xuan explained:
"At first glance, it really doesn't seem like a big difference, but you also have to consider those potential wrinkles.
Ye Mingyue's big eyes under her sunglasses blinked, dazed.
Lin Xuan continued:
"Crow's feet, for example, do they only become obvious when you laugh. Similarly, there are forehead wrinkles, nasolabial folds, and so on.
"But how do you determine the number when they're not smiling?"
"Of course, based on the texture of the skin near those wrinkles.
"That's okay?!" Ye Mingyue felt that the content of the chat was gradually beyond the scope of her cognition.
"Yes, in fact, many incredible things are traceable, as long as you pay more attention to observe.
Lin Xuan nodded affirmatively.
"Is love okay?" Ye Mingyue suddenly blurted out.
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