As a Taoist, I joined a chat group

In the chat group...

Zhang Chulan, a bird walking under the moon: Your little cutie is here! Hurry up and welcome!!

Cut off Yue Buqun in one sword: You're still cute!? Don't be funny!

Yue Buqun rolled his eyes, and he suddenly realized that this Chu Lan was really becoming more and more shameless.

Zhang Chulan, a bird walking under the moon: I also want to liven up the atmosphere!!

Zhang Chulan scratched his head in embarrassment, no one in this group spoke, which made him extremely lonely, so he wanted to liven up the atmosphere.

Cut off Yue Buqun with one knife and two cuts: I'm too lazy to fight with you, if I have that time, I will be one step closer to the divine skills.

Yue Buqun didn't want to talk anymore, besides, it was really meaningless to talk like this, it was better to step up his practice, maybe in which world, he would be invincible in the world.

Zhang Chulan, a bird walking under the moon: ...

Zhang Chulan, a bird walking under the moon: Uncle Yue, you are so ruthless! Can you bear to see me alone, in this deserted group, singing a one-man show?!

Zhang Chulan couldn't help but feel a chill, when did he become so disgusting?

Cut off Yue Buqun in one sword: What kind of fetish are you? Actually, to be honest, you're not very suitable for pretending to be cute, and you're not the type!

Yue Buqun retched, only then did he endure the disgust in his heart and reminded him kindly.

Zhang Chulan, a bird walking under the moon: Hey, hey, hey! Don't take it to hit others like this! I'm just trying to liven up the atmosphere!! I can't let this group be so deserted!!

Zhang Chulan had pimples all over his body, and he rubbed his arms fiercely, eager to go through the screen and see what he looked like now.

Thinking of Yue Buqun's appearance, Zhang Chulan felt funny, and couldn't help laughing.

And just as he was gloating, a thunderbolt came in through the window and struck him again, and a scorching smell resounded through the room.

“......"

Zhang Chulan was a little speechless, and a little distressed about herself, why is it like this every time?

Daozu Hongjun: You're too noisy.

Hongjun half-squinted his eyes, and said impatiently, this guy really lacks a lesson, maybe he has been struck by lightning too many times, so even the skin is a lot thicker??

Although he used a small amount of force, it would not hurt his life, but the pain of skin and flesh was still there, but every time he was struck by lightning, he was alive and well in an instant, which made Hongjun a little unhappy.

Zhang Chulan, a bird walking under the moon: The disciple meets the Taoist ancestor!

Zhang Chulan, a bird walking under the moon: Daozu, I really didn't mean it, don't be angry! It was so good just now!!

Zhang Chulan said in a vague way, he wanted to touch his conscience and say, "It's very painful, hey!! Can you stop slashing me with lightning every time!! ’

Zhang Chulan is about to be chopped into ashes, he is still in special pain, and he can't prevent it every time, just because of his old man's little unhappiness, he has to bear the price of his life!!

But how dare he, Zhang Chulan, say it? People are just a little human being, as long as Dao Ancestor moves his fingers, oh no, he doesn't use his fingers, and he can become real ashes!

One knife and two cuts: the disciple meets the Taoist ancestor!

The Worst Time Elf: Disciple Meets Dao Ancestor!!

Little Bai Suzhen: Disciple meets Dao Ancestor!

Zhang Chulan was slightly stunned, is there still such an operation? As long as Daozu comes out, no matter whether this group is asking for peace or not, as long as the diving is basically going to come out!