As An Immortal, I Had To Pretend To Be A Vampire

  Chapter 78 Hanging yourself without going to work (recommended)

  The number Fang Cheng dialed was the company that was engaged in the business of recycling monster corpses on the black market, and its name was Huxianwu.

   Called and connected quickly, and a very nice crisp voice sounded.

   "Hey Tama, this is the Fox Immortal House! Are you the one who wants to sell the corpse?"

  Fang Cheng felt familiar when he heard this voice, as if he had heard it somewhere.

   But it doesn't matter, as long as it is a beautiful girl with big breasts, he feels familiar. He once practiced a skill called knowing people by seeing the ball.

   No need to look at the face, just look at the ball, you can identify which teacher it is.

   It got too far, Fang Cheng replied: "Hello, I want to ask, do you recruit workers at the Fox Immortal House?"

"ah?"

  The **** the opposite side was stunned for a moment, as if she didn't expect that someone would call to ask if they were hiring.

   "Sorry, our Fox Immortal House has no plans to recruit workers for the time being."

   "Temporary? That means it will happen in the future, and it won't work to recruit banks in advance."

   "No, the house is fully staffed now."

   "Then I don't need wages, just give me a job."

   "We have no vacancies..."

  “A post is like a cleavage, there will always be a squeeze.”

   "Eh... We are very busy, please don't make harassing calls!"

   After speaking, he hung up with a snap.

  Fang Cheng scolded angrily: "I have no business sense at all. I don't even want free workers like me who bring their own dry food. This is also called a capitalist? Hetui, sooner or later he will go bankrupt."

  Seeing Fang Cheng being deflated, Kanzaki Rin who was driving laughed out loud: "You call suddenly to help others with free work. As long as you are not a fool and you can guess that there is a problem, the ghost will agree with you."

  Fang Cheng turned his head and looked at her: "Then what should I do? I don't know where this fox fairy's house is, or I'll just block the door, and if I don't work, I'll hang myself."

  Kanzaki Rin was about to turn her head, but Fang Cheng stretched out his hand to support her face and pushed her back: "Don't look at me, look at the road."

  Rin Kanzaki: "..."

  This bastard, I really want to kick him out of the car.

  Rin Kanzaki took a few deep breaths, suppressed the impulse, and then said: "If you really want to know the location of the Fox Immortal House, I will ask for you when I get back, but you have to promise me one condition."

"condition?"

  Fang Cheng was surprised: "Have you finally revealed your true purpose? Well, I agree, but up to five times a day, any more will affect my playing butter."

  Rin Kanzaki asked in surprise, "What is up to five times a day?"

   "SEX, haven't you been coveting my body all the time, and you will be dissatisfied without looking at it twice a day."

   "..."

  Rin Kanzaki's forehead instantly showed blue veins.

   But she is already very experienced, and knows that she can't beat this **** at all, and when he beats a woman, he will never show mercy just because the other party is a woman, and he especially likes to grab the chest and buttocks.

   Having known each other for so long, Kanzaki Rin has long known Fang Cheng's weakness, and also knows how to punish him.

   "You continue to say that this week's dinner and supper are all gone."

  When Fang Cheng went to the training ground to train every night, he would have dinner with her, and after training, he would have a supper with her.

  This guy's appetite is getting bigger and bigger, and one person can easily eat the weight of ten people.

  If Rin Kanzaki hadn't had a little money, he really couldn't afford to support him.

  Fang Cheng looked at Kanzaki Rin's side face and asked in surprise, "Are you a devil?"

  He also knows that his appetite is getting bigger and bigger as his physical fitness increases, even when he is not injured. It's hard to support yourself without open source.

  In this case, the role of the rich woman is particularly important.

   "I'm not the devil..."

  The corner of Rin Kanzaki's mouth curled up slightly: "But if you don't respect me all the time, why should I support you?"

  Fang Cheng nodded with a serious face: "Then how can I respect you?"

   "Voice is fine."

"mom!"

   Rin Kanzaki trembled all over, almost hitting the car to the side of the road.

  She quickly slammed on the brakes to avoid a car accident.

   "Look, I told you to drive well."

   "Enough, what are you calling me?"

   "Damn, didn't you ask me to pay you respect?"

   "That's not what I said!"

   "Does that mean you don't have enough seniority? You want old cows to eat young grass. It's not wrong to call you grandma, you have to pay more."

   "..."

   With a snap, Kanzaki Rin patted his forehead with his hands, his beautiful face was like wearing a mask of pain.

  She was wrong. She knew that this **** was out of tune, so she shouldn't have discussed this kind of topic with him.

   "Grandma Lin, what's wrong with you, have you suffered from headache again? Do you want me to rub it for you?"

  Fang Cheng was quite into the drama, and started pretending to be his grandson.

Kanzaki Rin raised his hand to interrupt him, and took a deep breath: "I will ask for the location of the fox fairy house for you, the condition is that I didn't say anything, and you don't talk from now on, or I will drive the car into the river , we die together."

  Fang Cheng saw that Kanzaki Rin was on the verge of a mental collapse, so he didn't stimulate her anymore, so as not to really spoil her.

   Rin Kanzaki started the car and continued on the road, and soon came to the fourth floor.

  The reason why you always choose the fourth floor is because the fourth floor has insufficient police force and poor law and order. Most of the monsters appear here, and it is very easy to find the target to hunt and kill.

  When Rin Kanzaki drove to the destination, Fang Cheng had already read the target information on the tablet.

  Tonight's target is not a monster, but an earthbound spirit.

  Earth-bound spirit is a kind of undead. After the death of a person or animal, because of unfulfilled wishes or resentment, the soul is trapped in the place of death and cannot leave.

  For example, those who care about their families will always linger at home; the earth-bound spirits of suicides will continue to experience death; Because the earth binding spirit itself has too much anxiety and resentment, it will think that it has not passed away, so it will always do the movements and routines it used to in life.

  The one chosen by Kanzaki Rin is an earth-bound spirit that hovers on the top floor of a certain tall building all year round.

  Because this earthbound spirit is harmless, as long as it doesn’t go to the top floor, it’s fine, so after the landlord sealed off the stairs leading to the top floor, he continued to rent out the downstairs.

  But recently, this earth-bound spirit has expanded its range of wandering to downstairs, and several families have already been disturbed in the middle of the night.

  Although no one is dead yet, people are already in panic, and many residents have begun to move out.

  The landlord also approached the countermeasures department, but the countermeasures department was short-staffed on the fourth floor, so the landlord had to go home and wait, and deal with it when he had time.

   After waiting for more than half a month, the Countermeasures Department did not have any extra manpower to deal with this trivial matter, so Kanzaki Rin chose to cut off the Hu, as long as targeted preparations were made in advance, the Earthbound Spirit is not difficult to deal with.

  After getting off the car, Kanzaki Rin handed over a vajra engraved with scriptures to Fang Cheng: "This is a magic weapon blessed by the masters of Sensoji Temple, and it has a significant effect on dealing with the second type of monsters."

  The second type of monsters is represented by ghosts and ghosts, and the earth-bound spirit is also one of them. Of course, the mysterious side must be dealt with by the mysterious side. The monks are experts in this area.

  The shape of the vajra is rather bad, with two small **** behind the straight stick.

  It seems that the masters of Sensoji Temple have stayed with the same **** for too long, and they have done a lot of research on the human body in this regard.

  Fang Cheng took the vajra, which was heavy, reflecting a golden luster under the dim streetlight.

  He put his hand on the vajra and shook it twice, surprised: "Is this real gold?"

"certainly."

   Rin Kanzaki replied casually, then remembered something, turned to stare at him: "No, no, don't even think about it."

  Fang Cheng spread his hands innocently: "I haven't said anything yet."

   "I know what you're going to do without you even opening your mouth."

  Rin Kanzaki crossed his hands and sneered, "Don't you just want to sell it for money?"

   I have to say that the two of them already have a little tacit understanding in this regard.

  Fang Cheng said sternly: "Don't slander me, how can such a precious thing be sold for money? Wouldn't it be a waste of the efforts of the masters, and how can the Buddhist magic weapon be defiled with such vulgar things as money?"

   "Then what do you want to do?"

   "Take it home to flush the toilet."

   Thanks: Rescue failed, He Zhuocheng, calm down, you know, book friend 20200803090310747, the reward for the clock that is not on time, thank you for your support! (*^▽^*)

  (end of this chapter)