As Long As You Have A Health Bar, The Gods Will Kill You Too

"Ceiling? No."

"Kitchen, no."

"There's no toilet either."

Jiang You opened his pants and found nothing.

"Hey, where's the man? Come out."

he shouted.

Then his heart moved slightly, he turned around, and a dark figure slowly emerged from the sky.

What the hell is this shadow?

Jiang You rubbed his eyebrows, "Where have you been? Or some kind of invisibility skill?"

The shadow made gestures for a while, but Jiang You didn't understand what he was doing.

"Take a pen and write it down."

Shadow walked to the table, picked up the pen, and wrote two big words: Dark Side.

"The dark side of the world?" Jiang You reacted.

Shadow nodded.

"What are you doing there?"

Shadow: push-ups

"Why do you have to do push-ups there?"

Shadow: Exercise

Could it be that the "dark side of the world" exercise is effective?

Jiang You was thoughtful.

It doesn't matter if you exercise in the dark, a big pile of black stuff is sitting in the room, which makes you look horrified.

[Shadow]'s ability introduction suggests that you give a "train" command, so just let it go.

The sun has completely set and the bright moon is high.

The moonlight is like a veil, covering the entire sea of ​​clouds.

There is a constant flow of vehicles on the street, but it is much smaller than the metropolis before crossing. And as time goes by, the streets will become increasingly deserted.

After eleven o'clock, except for night watchmen, there are very few pedestrians and vehicles on the street.

Waving the shadow away, Jiang You took out his chair and opened his computer and drawing tablet.

In addition to being a high school senior, he is also a very popular and passionate cartoonist.

Relying on his art experience in his previous life, Jiang You's first major thing since time travel was to try to create (copy) and (copy) passionate comics.

After the great catastrophe, the cultural industry of Dazhou was extremely scarce. Once his comics were launched, they became popular in the market in a short period of time. Jiang You's pen name of "With or without a Knife on a Rainy Night" was also widely circulated.

"After half a month's rest, it's time to start a new show. There are many hot-blooded themes, which one should I choose this time..."

Jiang You opened the memo and moved the mouse over the names one by one.

"The charm of the world, secret private tutors, dormitory administrators, weaknesses, welcome to the dream broadcast room, hook up, are there any free rooms, fitness instructors, swimming cram schools, cute female classmate Xiaorou..."

There are so many hot-blooded comics and too many choices, which is sometimes a source of distress.

——

The next morning.

Bang bang bang!

Bang bang bang!

On the table, Jiang You's eyelids trembled slightly and he slowly woke up.

I was so involved in creating last night that I fell asleep without even realizing it.

"Jiang You, open the door!"

A familiar voice came from the door.

"It's so early in the morning, what are you doing?"

He yawned and opened the door.

[HP: 90%]

The girl with short ear-length hair at the door looked excited. As soon as the door opened a crack, she got in.

Lu Yaoyao, a classmate and childhood sweetheart, is also a loyal fan of Jiang You.

Under the two curved willow-leaf eyebrows, his eyes are bright, as bright as stars. The tip of her small and delicate nose is like a white flower bud, and her two crystal clear lips are all lovely.

Huh?

Why is her blood volume so low?

Jiang You looked at the calendar and understood.

He touched his nose and looked away.

"Come on, I saw you shaking last night because you said you were planning to start a new show. The content has been finalized. Can you show me the settings?"

boom!

There was a loud sound, and Lu Yaoyao's white and tender face trembled three times.

Her face turned slightly pale, and when she turned around, she suddenly became even paler.

I saw the security door closed, dust shaking off the edge of the door frame, and cracks appearing on the wall.

"Jiang You...even if you don't want to show me, there's no need to slam the door."

Lu Yaoyao swallowed hard.

Jiang You didn't answer, he looked at his arm dumbfounded.

The muscle lines are smooth and clear, and a sense of full strength is hidden between the muscles. With a little exertion, the arms become as hard as steel.

"Have you worked out??"

Lu Yaoyao noticed this scene and exclaimed, staring at Jiang You's chest and strong arms.

A thin half-sleeve could not cover his chest muscles at all. The contours of the back muscles and shoulders are also vaguely visible.

There is no exaggerated visual impact like muscle knots, but at first glance, no one will doubt the power contained in this body.

"Didn't you hit something?"

As expected of being the daughter of a night watchman, the girl reacted. Instead of being shy, she looked wary.

"Jiang You, I told you not to touch that kind of thing. It's still too late for you to turn around now. My father doesn't know how many cases like this he handles every year..."

"Shut up, you little talker." The corners of Jiang You's eyes twitched.

"Then how do you explain it? When I came to you five days ago, it was not so exaggerated." Lu Yaoyao still did not relax, and even reached out to his waist with his palms.

"Hey, you're not going to pull out some lethal weapon, are you?" Jiang You's eyelids trembled slightly.

"Ahem." The girl paused slightly and changed her direction.

Soon, a palm-sized instrument appeared in her hand.

Lu Yaoyao threw it over, "Now, clamp your fingers and test it yourself."

"A test or something?"

"pollution index."

The abyss descends and alien species invade.

Killing alien species will lead to contamination, swallowing certain foreign objects will lead to contamination, and you will feel resentment and hatred... You will also be contaminated to a certain extent.

If pollution is not removed and continues to accumulate, it will lead to a series of degradation and alienation.

My own abilities come from the "manual" on my chest. How can this contaminate me?

Jiang You signaled the other party not to be nervous and picked up the pollution meter.

"how to use?"

"Pinch your fingers."

This thing is a bit like a clamp.

Jiang You pulled it and clamped it with his index finger.

About two or three seconds later, a weak electric current surged from the fingertips and went down the arm into the body.

In just an instant, the so-called "shadow point" in the body reacted.

At the same time, the values ​​on the detector began to soar.

10, 20, 40…

Mist grass!

Jiang You's eyelids twitched and he quickly suppressed any abnormal movement of his body.

Soon, the value dropped again at a speed visible to the naked eye, and finally calmed down.

"Look, I just said it's okay, right?" Jiang You's lips twitched.

Is it really okay?

Lu Yaoyao looked suspicious, looked at him and then at the instrument, then put down the gun in his hand.

Wait...gun?

Jiang You's eyelids twitched again, "Aren't you planning on shooting me to death??"

"Just be cautious." Lu Yaoyao felt relieved and put the weapon back.

After much persuasion and giving her a new set of hot-blooded anime settings, Jiang You finally persuaded this aunt to go back.

Returning to the room, Jiang You immediately called up the panel.

[Your "shadow" enters the "dark side of the world" and starts training]

["Shadow Bite" is activated, absorbing "Shadow Point" for the first time, your shadow becomes stronger]

[Exercising...arm strength +1]

[Exercising...arm strength +1]

["Shadow Bite" is activated...Shadow point +1]

["Shadow Bite" is activated...Shadow point +1]

Below is a complete exercise log.

[Shadow point]: 5/5

After browsing the whole thing, Jiang You was a little confused.

After waiting for more than ten seconds, he waved his hand and called the shadow up.

"Have you been working out all night?" he asked.

Shadow nodded.

How outrageous.

Jiang You's eyes gradually changed, becoming more fiery.

"Very good, but just push-ups are not enough."

"You are already a mature shadow, let's increase the difficulty of your workouts."

"From now on, instead of ordinary push-ups, we will do double swings and jump rope, plus..."

Jiang You paused, then spoke faster.

"Tuck push-ups, walking planks, one-hand handstand two-finger push-ups, handstand tiger push-ups, Russian push-ups, human flags, pistol leg squats, spider-man crawls, L-shaped seated leg raises, and dragon flag belly shakes."

"Let's get some fun exercise started."