As soon as I crossed the United States, I met the pervert of Deadpool.

Just when Jiang Bai was here to prepare all kinds of food for his vacation.

Deadpool discovers new toys, and yes, new toys.

It was Peter Parker, the guy who was brought over by Norman Osborn as an add-on.

The current little spider is not Spider-Man, his personality is relatively cowardly, and he is Harry’s only friend, but which of Jiang Bai’s group is a normal person?

Even Norman’s son Harry will at least be injected with vampire serum and other things by Norman in the future, and maybe even if he really can’t solve the family genetic disease, Norman may directly ask Amelia to turn Harry into a vampire.

So in a group of people, only Pete Parker is actually an outsider, or the kind of person who is harmless to people and animals and is incompatible with Jiang Bai’s group of bad people.

Originally, Norman was ready to pay for the materials to go to Borneo, but Jiang Bai felt that of course he had to buy his favorite things when he went out to play, so Jiang Bai and Norman were ready to prepare different things and share them with each other when the time came.

So after a few days of delay, the Norman side arranged planes and ships, and Jiang Bai’s side finally experienced how rich people buy things, and they didn’t have to ask the price at all.

Just when Jiang Bai and Norman Amelia were not at home, Deadpool and Pikachu took the little spider to have a friendly exchange with Harry.

Since Harry already knew about Jiang Bai’s group from Norman, he already had a basic understanding in his heart, and while Deadpool and Pikachu and Pete Parker chattered, Harry quietly secretly observed.

Deadpool put his arm around the little spider, pointed to his tights and asked, “Pete!” How do you look at Uncle Deadpool’s suit? Tough and resilient, and don’t worry about bleeding being discovered!! ”

“I… I.. I’m not called Pete, I’m called Peter Parker! “The little spider, who is only a teenager now, is a little uncomfortable to see such an enthusiastic Deadpool.

Now he is still the shy and timid Peter Parker is not the good neighbor of New York who has the power to run out to fight crime.

“Okay little bread, Uncle Deadpool’s brain is very smart, and he can remember your name at once!”

“I… My name is Peter Parker!! The little spider struggled for a moment, re-emphasizing his name.

Pikachu, who was squatting on Deadpool’s head, scratched his ears and asked, “Little bread, do you like cheese?” Do you like yogurt? Did you pee on your shoes when you went to the bathroom? Did Harry already roll over the sheets with you? ”

Suddenly, both the little spider’s and Harry’s faces changed.

“Really? Let Uncle Deadpool take a look!! I don’t believe anyone can be more charismatic than Uncle Deadpool! Hearing Pikachu’s words, Deadpool immediately began to rip at the little spider’s pants.

Frightened, Peter Parker hid behind Harry, who was embarrassed to spread his hands at Deadpool’s stall.

Pikachu whispered in Deadpool’s ear: “So they really have a relationship!” ”

Deadpool also pretended to whisper: “Maybe they are the ones lying on their stomachs, and old Norman is the one who rides on them!” ”

“Wow!!” Pete Parker cried out.

Harry could only helplessly explain that Deadpool and Pikachu were joking.

Norman had told Harry before he brought him that Deadpool and Pikachu were both perverts with bad brains and scolding without repetitive consumers, so Harry had already prepared in his heart.

It’s just that Harry himself has no friends, and he wants to go out, so he calls his only friend, Peter Parker.

“The little bread is really the one lying on the bottom!” Pikachu saw that the little spider was scared and cried and quickly said blatantly: “Look, as soon as he cries, Harry is going to coax him, do you say that Jiang Bai will coax us when we cry?” ”

Deadpool thought for a moment, “Of course! Jiang Bai is my good brother, I think he will take the initiative to take off his pants and give his ass when he sees me sad! ”

As Pikachu and Deadpool became more and more outrageous, the little spider shivered with fright, hiding behind Harry’s back and not daring to show his head at all.

Wolverine Rogan, who had been sitting on the couch smoking his never-ending half a cigar, was annoyed by Deadpool and Pikachu, and suddenly got up and cut off Deadpool’s head.

The blood directly collapsed Harry’s face.

“Ah~~~~” exclaimed.

Now not only the little spider was frightened, but even Harry was frightened.

Two teenage boys, plopping down on the ground, slowly dripping liquid from the floor.

Logan slowly withdrew the claws in his hand: “You guys are about to annoy me, you can’t handle the two children, waste!” ”

Pikachu clapped his hands and applauded: “I knew that Logan was the biggest pervert, I talked to Deadpool for such a long time that it didn’t work at all, and Rogan scared the two little guys to pee as soon as he made a move!” ”

“Will they have to wear diapers all the time?”

“Wade, quickly put your head on and don’t lick the urine on the ground, let’s quickly find a way to sell the two of them, if Jiang Bai comes back and sees his floor dirty, he will definitely sew us together!!”

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When Jiang Bai Norman and Amelia returned to the residence, they found that the atmosphere in the house was very strange.

Harry and Peter Parker crouched in the corner shivering, wet and covered in tears.

Deadpool and Pikachu crouched beside the two and chattered.

Logan the Wolverine sat on the couch with his half cigar in his mouth and watched TV.

The house is filled with a foul smell of urine and stench?

“Rogan, did Wade and Pikachu scare the kids?”

“Well, it’s scary to pee! Scared to pee several times! ”

Deadpool suddenly jumped up and raised his hand and said, “I know! I know!! ”

“It’s all Logan did, it’s okay with me!!!”

Pikachu also raised his small paws and shouted: “It was Logan who did it, it has nothing to do with us!!! ”

Just looking at the two impressions of Deadpool and Pikachu in the hearts of others, others cannot believe that Logan did bad things.

Norman walked up to Harry with a rare smile and asked, “What’s wrong?” Don’t you know that none of them here are ordinary people? Why are you still afraid? ”

Harry looked at Logan tremblingly, then at Deadpool and Pikachu, and stammered, “Mr. Logan thinks Mr. Deadpool is arguing and cut off his head!” ”

“Mr. Deadpool’s head can still talk after his head is cut off!”

“Mr. Rogan still thought he was noisy and smashed his head!!!!”

Suddenly Harry burst into tears again.

Jiang Bai blinked and looked at Rogan: “Unexpectedly, I thought that leaving you at home could watch Wade and Pikachu, so you are the biggest pervert?” Good thing I didn’t leave Laura at home! ”

Saying that, Jiang Bai’s eyes began to glow, Wolverine is a pervert! It took two lifetimes to know.

Hurry up to Logan and ask, “Tell me quickly, what have you done to scare the two little guys like this?” ”

Pikachu jumped into Laura’s arms and held up his little paws and said, “Hey, hey! After Deadpool’s head grows out, he wants to single out Rogan, and Logan directly kicks his eggs!!! ”

“Deadpool disobeyed and spoiled Rogan’s eggs with a gun!”

“The yolks of the two of them flowed all over the place, and the two little guys couldn’t stand it and fainted!!”

“Then they won’t be scared to the point of and urine, right?” Jiang Bai obviously didn’t believe it, frightened Thaksin, the stench in this room is so big that it is obviously scared out of, this is unlikely, right? It’s much easier to scare to death than to.

“Hey, hey!!!” Pikachu scratched his ears and continued: “Wasn’t I afraid that they would be scared to death? Just lightly electrified them, who knew that they were foaming at the same time and emitting a stench! ”

“I promise, I really just lightly electrified, and as you know, that’s how the hospital saves those patients who faint!” I’ve watched a lot of TV, and I’m sure I’m using electricity according to hospital standards! ”

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