As soon as I crossed the United States, I met the pervert of Deadpool.

Chapter 55: Battle!

Operation Deadpool controls the audience! [Kneel for the first order! ] Ten chapters on the shelves].

Nick Fury’s voice paused slightly: “Ten million!” ”

A smile leaked from the corner of Jiang Bai’s mouth: “It’s still more cost-effective to collect 10 million corpses!” ”

“Ten million per person!”

Nick Fury’s business suddenly improved a lot.

Jiang Bai heard the unwillingness in Nick Fury’s voice.

“Norman said that there is progress in the research of blood orchid, let me take a look, Norman is very urgent, I, as a shareholder, must go to see what money-making projects have come out of my company!”

“How much do you really want? Fifty million for three people! Transfer money now! ”

“Halogen egg, you have to learn mathematics, there are seven of us here, how do you give 50 million for us to divide?”

“Seventy million, immediately rush to save people!!!

“Deal!”

Putting down the communicator, Jiang Bai shouted: “Halogen egg, please let’s save Tony Stark, a total of 70 million, sign up to go!” ”

Logan rolled his eyes: “Stark Mansion is a little far from here!” If we walk over, we will have to collect the corpse! ”

“It’s okay, let’s cut the road!”

Just when Jiang Bai and several rushed to the Stark Mansion to rescue Stark, the battle outside the Stark Mansion suddenly changed.

“Buzz!”

With a bang, Megatron flew down from the top of the building, and the moment he landed on the ground, his body flashed a violent blue light.

Blue light instantly swept across the battlefield like a shock wave, and all helicopters, tanks, and armored vehicles immediately turned off.

“Damn!! Electromagnetic pulse!!! Abandon the car!! Abandon the car and retreat defensively!!! ”

The moment the commander of the bald eagle stood up from the command car and shouted at the soldiers to retreat, huge black shadows fell from the sky.

“Boom boom!!!”

Turned into a huge fireball.

Hundreds of helicopters in the sky instantly fell due to Megatron’s attack.

787 Megatron launched only one attack, and the entire sky was emptied of the helicopter.

“Decepticons!! Offensive!!! ”

The Decepticons, who have been suppressed and beaten by intensive firepower, are in full force, as if they have entered no man’s land.

“Retreat! Form a defensive formation!!! Retreat!! ”

At this moment, suddenly several cars burst into the battlefield.

At the head was a heavy truck, and the moment the truck crashed into a Decepticon robot, it began to transform. The vehicles behind him also followed suit, quickly forming a defensive formation to help the Bald Eagle’s army resist the Decepticons’ attack.

“My name is Optimus Prime, these are my brothers, you can call us Autobots!!!”

“We’re here to help you!”

Optimus Prime immediately reveals his identity to the Bald Eagle’s commander after his transformation. And what about Megatron on the other side?

He’s watching Optimus Prime transform, isn’t it all played like this in the movie? Can’t be disturbed when others transform, how rude is that?

After seeing Optimus Prime transform, Megatron shouted, “Here you are!” ”

“I’m coming!!”

“You shouldn’t come!”

“Yes, I shouldn’t have come!”

“Life is more important than anything!”

“Then is it bad to leave it?”

Jiang Bai had just arrived near the Stark Tower with a large group of people when he saw Optimus Prime and Megatron talking.

By this time, Deadpool, who had recovered almost the size of a teenager, pointed at Optimus Prime and Megatron and asked, “Are they robbing Uncle Deadpool of his lines?” ”

“Poof!!”

Jiang Bai hurriedly covered his mouth to prevent himself from laughing too loudly: “How do I know?” Maybe the two of them watched Aunt Poor Shake’s TV series together last night, you see how hard they worked on their lines! ”

Suddenly Deadpool yelled, “Bold!! You guys actually act without Uncle Deadpool? ”

Just watched Optimus Prime and Megatron suddenly stunned, and then turned to look at Jiang Bai. Deadpool pulled out the long knife behind his back and whined and rushed towards the two robots who were in a daze. Logan asked while peeling off his jacket, “You’re not going to help?” ”

Jiang Bai grabbed the lively Pikachu and threw it in the direction of Optimus Prime: “Go help!” ”

“Your uncle!!!! Lao Tzu is a rat!! Lao Tzu is a pet!!! ”

Pikachu snapped in Optimus Prime’s face with electric sparks.

Megatron pointed at Optimus Prime and laughed, “Optimus Prime, this is the human you’re trying to help!” He actually insulted you with a yellow-skinned rat!! ”

Pikachu pulled himself off Optimus Prime’s face and puffed out his face and shouted, “What’s wrong with the rat?” Did you know that yellow-skinned rats are rare? I am the only yellow-skinned rat in the world!!! ”

Taking advantage of Pikachu’s distraction from Optimus Prime and Megatron, Deadpool rushed straight behind Megatron and leaped into the back.

Jumped on… Jumped on Megatron’s calf.

“Baby, Uncle Deadpool loves you to death!!!

With a “pop,” Deadpool rushed his neck with his own toes, and blood like a fountain directly covered Megatron’s calf.

“Get out of the way! Crawler!! ”

Megatron slammed Deadpool directly into the body of a Decepticon robot.

Looking at the blood on his leg, Megatron shook his leg in disgust: “Optimus Prime, did you see it?” Is it such a group of reptiles that you also want to help them? ”

On the other side, the Decepticon who was smashed on the body by Deadpool ripped Deadpool off his body and threw him on the ground to lift his foot and step on it.

“Ah~~~ Come on, Uncle Deadpool has been waiting for a long time!!! Come on little baby! ”

Suddenly.

“Boom!!!”

The Decepticon robot that raised its foot suddenly exploded, and in an instant a robot head flew out with a whizz Deadpool got up from the ground and patted his ass, twisted his waist and ran towards Megatron again: “Baby, like Uncle Deadpool’s gifts?” ”

Anyone present, whether it was an alien robot or a bald eagle army, was confused. Why did that Decepticon suddenly explode and his head flew off? The entire battlefield instantly fell into a strange tranquility.

Everyone and the robot watched as Deadpool twisted his waist, shook his head and shook his feet and ran towards Megatron. Just when everyone was stunned, Pikachu stood on Optimus Prime’s head and jumped into the air.

“100,000 volts!!!!”

Alms, a dazzling golden electric light directly illuminated the entire battlefield, spanning a distance of tens of meters directly on Megatron’s face.

Megatron was hit by the current and involuntarily took two steps back. The golden light dissipated and everyone looked at Megatron.

His silver-gray face had turned like a monkey’s butt red with electricity.

Optimus Prime pointed at Megatron’s face and laughed, “Megatron, it looks like you’re underestimating this yellow-skinned rat!” ミ”

Tightly, with a bang, Megatron’s calf suddenly exploded, and the metal on his calf was directly blown out of the field. Megatron fell to the ground unsteadily.

Deadpool rushed over and picked up Pikachu for a kiss: “Hey, hey, hey!!” Out!! ”

“Pickup!”

Deadpool lay straight on the ground like Megatron.

All the Decepticon robots were shocked by Megatron’s sudden blow off their calves and immediately gave up their attacks to prepare for rescue.

Optimus Prime yelled, “Autobots!! Fight!!! ”

“Boom boom!!!”

The entire battlefield was instantly filled with gunfire.

Jiang Bai patted Logan on the shoulder and said, “Look? I’ll say you should believe Wade, he’s just naughty and not stupid, you see how well he and Pikachu work together! ”

Logan looked at the corner of Deadpool’s mouth lying on the ground that had been smoked by Pikachu’s electricity and twitched: “It’s good!” ”

“You guys watch the play here, I’ll go and get Stark and the general out!”

Right at this moment.

Deadpool trembled and rolled himself over and lay back on the ground hugging Optimus Prime, who was about to take out Megatron… Foot.

As if frightened, Optimus Prime immediately shook off Deadpool’s hands and quickly checked to see if there was blood on his feet.

“It’s so stingy, what’s wrong with letting Uncle Deadpool touch it? I often touch Jiang Bai, and Logan, he never minds me touching his great chest muscles! ”

“Of course you don’t mind, if you dare to touch him, he will cut off your head!”

Pikachu jumped on Deadpool’s head and pointed at Megatron, who was lying on the ground struggling to get up, and asked, “What should he do?” ”

Deadpool pulled Pikachu off his head, took off his hood, grabbed a handful of dust on the ground and wiped it on his face and wailed, crying and crawling towards Megatron: “How can you be so ruthless?” How can you leave us mother and daughter? I’m not alive today!! I’m going with you! ”

Deadpool crawled as Megatron staggered back on the ground.

Megatron now knew that taking off the hood was more frightening than putting it on, more dangerous than he thought.

“Don’t!! Don’t leave me behind!! Take me with you!! Let’s go to heaven together!! There’s your wife there, and me, and the three of us have monkeys together!!!! ”

After checking that there was no Deadpool’s blood on his body, Optimus stepped over the ground in disgust and slowly crawled on the ground slowly thinking about Deadpool, who had watched those romance dramas in his mind, and went straight to Megatron, who was trying to stand up.

“Boom boom!!!”

Megatron immediately raised his hand to attack.

Optimus Prime flipped over and flashed, flicking his arm, and a long scarlet knife stretched out from the side of his arm. suddenly

“Boom boom!!!”

A fighter jet appeared in the sky and fired two missiles directly at Optimus Prime, and Optimus Prime hurriedly dodged.

“Your Highness Megatron! Your loyal servant Red Spider has come to your rescue!! ”

Saying that, the fighter in the sky directly transformed into an inverted triangle robot in the air and landed on the edge of Megatron with a bang, grabbed Megatron and leapt into the sky, disappearing in front of everyone in a blink of an eye.

The Decepticons saw their leader running away and immediately ran with him.

In the blink of an eye, the entire battlefield was left with the remnants of the Bald Eagle army and a few Autobots who came to help.

Deadpool stood up and patted the dust on his face, kicked the stunned Optimus Prime, and directly compared him with a middle finger: “Bah! Small garbage!!。 ”