As soon as I crossed the United States, I met the pervert of Deadpool.

Chapter 61: Optimus Prime’s performance is what Tinker Bell Spitfire.

After experiencing the indiscriminate bombardment of artillery, a huge gap formed by artillery fire appeared on the entire battlefield.

The entire ground had been leveled by artillery fire for more than ten meters, and fragments of Decepticon corpses were lying on the ground one by one and piled up into a hill.

At first glance, it is now a hill full of metal parts, or a hill that explodes and fires from time to time.

The shelling lasted for forty minutes, and finally the opposite side stopped rushing forward with the Decepticon robot.

All the ground forces immediately pressed forward, rumbling tanks, armored vehicles, self-propelled guns, and advancing in neat and orderly rows.

This time, countries all over the world came to fight aliens, and the total number of people could be almost thirty or forty thousand, and the number of tanks and armored vehicles and self-propelled guns alone has exceeded fifteen hundred.

There are more than 700 helicopter gunships from various countries, but they are all scrapped at once.

There are also fighters, but because the Bald Eagle’s aircraft carrier formation also followed, other countries did not send several fighters to transport aircraft to transport these armored vehicles.

There were also more than three or four thousand taels of various military off-road vehicles, and the entire steel torrent rumbled forward, and Jiang Bai suddenly felt arrogant.

Standing on the hood of the Humvee, pointing ahead and shouting, “Cubs rush me!!! ”

Deadpool saw that Jiang Bai actually dared to steal his own play? Suddenly unhappy, he jumped directly on Jiang Bai’s back and hugged Jiang Bai’s neck and began to gnaw.

“Let it be to you! Let it be to you!! Can’t you maintain your smart character? Do you have to come over and disgust me? ”

Jiang Bai hurriedly got Deadpool off his back, and his neck was covered with saliva and exuded a particularly smoked braincase.

Since Jiang Bai is considered to be foreign, their car is from the back of all vehicles, and if they turn back now, no one will know.

And near Jiang Bai’s vehicle are the Autobots of Optimus Prime Bumblebee.

The entire battle has been fought so far, and the Autobots have not said a word, because there is simply no room for them to speak.

Whether it is the combat effectiveness on the human side or these Autobots on the Decepticon side, it is far inferior. It is even said that there are a few scrap materials.

In addition to Optimus Prime’s combat power, the other few will be torn to pieces as long as they join the battlefield, and because they are also aliens, humans do not trust them so they are left behind.

Deadpool stood on the hood and learned to shout Jiang Bai and then felt that it was not interesting and immediately jumped directly in front of the car. Frightened, Natasha, who was driving, stopped in place with a brake, forcing several Autobots who followed behind to pause.

“Can I ask you a question?”

Deadpool suddenly and politely ran to Optimus Prime’s side and asked. Suddenly, Jiang Bai suddenly felt the pill and hurriedly ran down from Hummer Mountain much farther. Optimus Prime transformed directly from truck form to robot form and said suspiciously: “You ask! ”

“Your mother’s noble surname?”

Deadpool ripped off his hood to reveal a pockmarked face that even the ghost had to go around when he saw it, and crawled up Optimus Prime’s waist.

The amiable Pillar Brother didn’t think of Deadpool asking this question at all, but as a representative of the Virgin, he still replied very kindly: “We were created or made, we have no mother!” ”

Optimus Prime thought that Deadpool was really curious about how they aliens came to be, and saw a car accident scene like a company rubbing on his waist, humming as he snorted.

“I feel it! I felt it!!! Ah, is this love? So cold and so delicate! ”

Optimus Prime’s waist was suddenly rubbed with oil from Deadpool’s ugly face.

Suddenly Deadpool’s hands loosened around Optimus Prime’s waist and hit a swing, falling directly on Optimus Prime’s leg and grabbing the base of Optimus Prime’s thigh, grabbing a protruding oil cap.

Just when Optimus Prime was wondering what Deadpool wanted to do, Deadpool suddenly spat out a mouthful of saliva and instantly let go of his hands, made a flying kiss in the air and suddenly felt wrong, replaced it with an internationally accepted middle finger, and plopped down on the ground.

“Boom!!!”

A violent fireball soared into the sky, and Optimus Prime’s crotch was blown off several parts, and the black-brown engine oil gushed down the place where it was exploded and directly poured Deadpool from head to toe.

“Alas! When will Wade grow up? Such a skin will be beaten to death! ”

Jiang Bai touched his chin and stabbed Logan on the side with a grin.

Logan took out a cigar from his clothes and lit it and said, “If he can be killed, he dares to be so cheap?” ”

“Oh~~~~” Jiang Bai clapped his hands as if he suddenly realized: “You’re right!” ”

Natasha, who was standing next to Jiang Bai, rolled her eyes. None of these people are normal.

Deadpool was doused with engine oil and immediately stood up from the ground, stood between Optimus Prime’s legs and opened his mouth to take two sips.

Grinning, he gave Optimus Prime a thumbs up and said, “That’s the smell!!! You pee more than mine!! ”

Several other Autobots saw that Optimus Prime was now leaking oil and rushed up to help with the repair.

Optimus Prime’s mechanical face lying on the ground was actually able to make a cute expression, and he silently thought in his heart: “Obviously, the last time I saw this pervert, I knew that he and that yellow-skinned rat were not normal, especially this perverted brain was even more abnormal, how could I think he really wanted to ask questions?” ”

Pikachu jumped out of Laura’s arms and ran to Optimus Prime, rubbing his little paws and asking shyly, “Can I help?” I’m actually a doctor! ”

“Huh?”

Optimus Prime didn’t see where Pikachu was puzzled for a moment, when he heard a voice in his ear.

“Pickup!!!”

In an instant, a golden electric light flashed on Optimus Prime.

“Boom!!”

A fireball appeared between Optimus Prime’s thighs, instantly turning into a day of flamethrowing waterfalls.

As soon as Pikachu turned and ran.

Deadpool immediately clapped his hands and applauded: “One more!!” One more!! I haven’t learned how to pee out of flames!! One more!!! ”

Jiang Bai smiled and squatted directly on the ground holding his stomach and couldn’t stand up at all. The corners of Rogan’s mouth twitched, and he knew that Deadpool was okay to stand up suddenly. Laura applauded happily.

Only Coulson silently took a few steps back, wanting to stay away from these neurotics. The grumpy Tin directly turned around and pointed the wounded gun at Deadpool, who was clapping his hands.

Deadpool immediately raised his hands and looked back at Jiang Bai: “Little follower, what do you say if I am killed?” ”

Jiang Bai smiled and didn’t even have the strength to speak, but stretched out his hand and shook it, indicating that I don’t care, you can solve it yourself

“Hah!! Yes!! I got shot!! ”

Plop Deadpool lay directly on the ground and pretended to be dead, and secretly looked at the tin sheet with one eye open to see if he had shot.

“Iron!! Don’t be impulsive!! ”

Optimus Prime immediately called out to Ironhide: “Ironhide, now our enemy is Megatron and his Decepticons!!! ”

In fact, Optimus Prime wants to say that we can’t beat a few of them.

If that laughing man gets angry, our few remaining Autobots won’t have a chance to fight together.

Tin Pi spat out the metal cigar in his mouth and said, “Optimus Prime, you are just too kind!” ”

At this moment, suddenly there was an explosion ahead, and everyone turned their heads to look, and only then did they find it.

The entire armored group had been at least a kilometer or two away, but now it was stopped, because huge robots were standing between the tanks and armored vehicles attacking wantonly, and the ground forces were constantly retreating and counterattacking.

No one knows what happened, how did humans suddenly be attacked by Decepticons again in just a few minutes, where did the Decepticons come from, obviously not already destroyed by the saturation attack?

Just as Deadpool ran to Optimus Prime to have fun.

The red spider flying in the sky looked at the torrent of steel below and finally reacted.

A dive directly smashed the source of fire in his hand to the place with the most tanks.

In an instant, the source of the fire burst out blue sparks, and dozens of tanks were hit by the blue sparks and directly transformed into tall robots, and the moment these robots stood up, they began to attack everything around them.

Immediately, the entire front armored force was directly chaotic, and the red spider flew to the ground to pick up the fire source and throw it directly at the other tanks that had not changed.

After another flash of blue light, dozens of tanks and armored stations rose up and became the living force of the Decepticons. In an instant, the entire human race was caught off guard, and could only retreat in defeat, and the tanks that were not turned into Decepticons began to return fire at close range, while other ground combatants fought and retreated, and for a time the Decepticons had the upper hand.

In just a few flashes of blue light, hundreds of tanks and armored vehicles and other 3.6 vehicles each became the living power of the Decepticons.

Humanity began to collapse in an instant.

The soldiers in these vehicles were directly shredded by the transformed robots, with stumps and broken arms flying everywhere, and blood was all over the sky.

By the time Jiang Bai and the others found out, the entire human army had lost more than five hundred taels of tank armored vehicles and military off-road vehicles.

Only sporadic tank return fire remained, and the rest of the ground forces quickly gathered behind the tanks that were returning fire, forming a temporary position to track the Decepticon attack.

Jiang Bai stood up and looked at the scene in front of him as if it was a massacre, the human beings had no power to fight back, and the guns in their hands could not cause much damage at all.

Optimus Prime hurriedly rolled over and climbed up, ignoring that his body was still on fire and immediately shouted, “Autobots!” Fight!!! ”

With a bang, several Autobots rushed directly to the battlefield.

Coulson stepped forward and said tactfully: “Mr. Jiang, look, you have collected the money!” You can also see the current situation, if you don’t make a move, everyone will die here today! ”

Jiang Bai glanced at Coulson: “No need for you to remind, we are a team with professional quality!” Wade, stop playing with the sand and come to work!. ”