Chapter 64: Deadpool is still a child! [The tenth more kneeling for the first order! ] 】。
“Superman?”
As if he had found a new toy, Deadpool immediately pressed Stark’s shoulder and asked, “Is it that Superman with astigmatized eyes?” ”
Stark grinned and pushed Deadpool away and said angrily: “It’s the stool superman who can transform after going to the toilet!” ”
The team ahead ignored Stark and Deadpool’s fights and still moved forward slowly. Gradually approached the Decepticons’ last position.
Looking at it from a distance, you can see dozens of huge robots that immediately discover that the army began to transform into a cannon.
Megatron suddenly asked, “Where did the red spider go?” ”
A Decepticon whispered, “Master! The red spider went to check on the situation and has not returned. ”
“Humph! Rubbish!! Order a direct attack, the red spider this waste, let him drag the human footsteps, he has played for so long and actually has an army to come over!! ”
“Yes!!”
At the same time, there are robots to report that the superweapon has been dug up.
“Very good, it seems that I don’t need to deal with these reptiles personally, and soon when I activate the super weapon, I won’t have to see these annoying bugs again!!”
At the same time, the human side of the team was also attacked by the Decepticons.
This time everyone saw what kind of weapon could knock down the fighter.
The dozens of Decepticons that turned into giant cannons on the opposite side, the blue light of the muzzle flashed, and the skeleton group standing at the front of the team would receive an attack of force.
The naked eye could not see exactly what hit the skeletons.
In an instant, a long gap was pierced through the skeleton phalanx, and the skeletons were knocked out several kilometers away like baseballs thrown into the air, disappearing directly from the sight of humans.
Stark hurriedly shouted, “Your skeleton can’t stand it!” ”
Jiang Bai also did not expect that the attack power of the electromagnetic cannon could knock the skeletons away, and there were 350 kinds of flying shadows.
The summoned skeletons have very high defense, after all, they are the main offensive means in the game, and they are used to deal with those demons, gods and the like, but the weight of the skeletons themselves is very light, and those monsters can only beat the skeletons into scraps in the game.
But none of the monsters would pick up the skeleton from the ground, and a more embarrassing thing appeared in reality.
The electromagnetic cannon on the opposite side is very fierce, and the skeleton’s defense can withstand it, but the weight cannot withstand a cannon and a string of skeletons flying all over the sky to watch the departure special effects in the cartoon.
It’s time to voice it again: “I’ll definitely be back!!!! ”
Looking at the fewer and fewer skeletons, Jiang Bai probably visually measured how far away from the Decepticon position was now and said, “Skeleton soldiers, haven’t you played the game?” Skeletons are cannon fodder! ”
Then Jiang Bai said with a smile: “Have you heard that there is a kind of justice called falling from the sky?” ”
Deadpool hurriedly raised his hand and shouted, “I know I know, I’ve heard of belated justice!!” Is it late to fall from the sky? ”
“Look, see what justice is!”
Suddenly Jiang Bai yelled: “Demacia!!! ”
“Whoosh!!”
A golden giant sword of more than 100 meters appeared out of thin air above the pyramid.
The whole body of the giant sword showed a crystal clear golden shimmer, as if a work of art fell from the sky and directly smashed on the entire Decepticon position.
“Boom!!!”
The ground shook violently, and layers of yellow sand were set off to form a wave that expanded outward and swept through the desert.
Deadpool, who was about to peel it, quickly withdrew his hand and pretended to be surprised and quickly exclaimed: “It’s amazing!” It’s awesome! It’s amazing!!! ”
Everyone froze at this moment, because there was only one such attack in people’s consciousness, and that was mushroom eggs.
The strongest weapon of mankind, the ultimate truth of mankind, only mushroom eggs can have such power.
After waiting for more than ten minutes, the yellow sand in the sky has not dispersed, but you can already faintly see the appearance of the other side.
The entire pyramid range has become a sinkhole with a diameter of several hundred meters, and the specific depth cannot be determined, only that the huge pyramid and those huge Decepticons are gone, in the true sense of the word.
Nothing remained.
“I… We won? ”
Coulson asked suspiciously, “It’s that simple?” ”
“Reptilian!!!”
An angry roar came from the yellow sand, and with a swoop, a blue-skinned person fell to the ground as soon as he fell from the sky.
Megatron looked angrily at the human army below, he was really angry. The red spider is really unreliable, and he has not listened to the human beings with this weapon.
And there are no superweapons in this pyramid at all, only a blue-skinned human reptilian corpse. The angry Megatron could not calm the anger for a long time, and the unreliable red spider not only did not drag the human footsteps to make even the position of the superweapon wrong, but then Megatron remembered that the source of the fire was also on the red spider.
Now all the Decepticon robots have been destroyed by the giant sword that suddenly fell from the sky, and the superweapon was not found and even the source of fire was lost.
“Waste!!!”
Megatron roared again, “Reptile!!! You dare to do good things to me!!! ”
The human forces looked at the impotent and furious Megatron in the sky and looked at each other.
They all said that I didn’t do it, didn’t you hear that the one named Demacia did it?
And now you are left with an alien miscellaneous and still so arrogant, when we people are dead? Deadpool cautiously pointed to Megatron, who was scolding the streets in the sky, and asked, “Is he out of love?” ”
“Maybe I just sterilized and found that the eggs are missing!”
Stark gave Deadpool an answer with a look of course.
“Oh!”
Deadpool suddenly realized that he ran to the front of everyone and shouted at Megatron, “Cut the skin?” The second stick is half price! ”
“Now it’s our battle!”
Optimus Prime, who had been lying all the way, stood up. He finally put out his incessant outward fire.
“Human! It’s time for the Transformers battle! Megatron leaves it to us! ”
“Good!”
Jiang Bai doesn’t care, it’s all a bunch of rookies anyway.
Everyone was ordered to stand by and ready to fight, and Optimus Prime and his Autobot brothers immediately came to the front of the team to grab Deadpool, who was playing with sand on the ground, and threw it directly at the back, shouting at Megatron, “Megatron, it’s time to fight to the death!” ”
Optimus Prime immediately understood two wishes, one was to find a way to kill Deadpool, although it didn’t work, but he could beat him up, and the second was to solve Megatron, forever, and today he was going to grant both wishes.
Megatron smiled contemptuously, “Just you?” ”
“Yes, yes, it’s up to you?”
Deadpool, who was directly thrown out for hundreds of meters, quickly got up and shouted at Optimus Prime: “Just because you can pee on fire?” ”
“The one who lost the egg, Uncle Deadpool supports you!! Beat him hard!! Who made him two more eggs than you!!! ”
After saying that, Deadpool turned around and ran.
“BOOM!!”
An enraged Megatron opened direct fire where Deadpool was standing.
It was this reptile who blew off his leg, and just ignored him and actually dared to provoke.
“Not fighting! Didn’t fight!! Slightly!!! ”
Deadpool happily ran towards Jiang Bai while turning back to taunt Megatron.
Just then, Optimus Prime shot Megatron directly in the chest, splashing a piece of fine metal parts.
“Megatron, your enemy is me!!”
“If you want to die, I will fulfill your!!!”
Megatron condescendingly swooped straight at Optimus Prime, and several Autobots behind Optimus Prime immediately returned fire.
The battlefield suddenly became strange, the human side became unrelated spectators, and the robots that could transform on both sides fought incomprehensibly.
Jiang Bai looked at the crotch bulge that ran towards them and asked curiously, “Wade, you were shot just now?” Why is it so swollen here? ”
“Huh?”
Deadpool looked down and took the small square out of his pants: “A gift from a robot that looks like an inverted triangle, I just don’t know what it is for!” ”
“Inverted triangle?”
Jiang Bai thought about the appearance of all the transformers in his mind as if only the red spider was an inverted triangle, right?
What can a red spider have in its hands? Tinder source? Superweapon?
Jiang Bai thought about it and felt that this thing should be the source of fire, because isn’t the source of fire played in the movie can be reduced to a small square.
And what kind of superweapon looks like is not known at all, because it was not released in the movie, and it is not visible now, and the pyramids were destroyed by Jiang Bai with Galen’s big sword.
“Okay, confiscated!!”
Jiang Bai took the fire source from Deadpool and threw it directly into the system space, is it time to ask Optimus Prime they will know, this thing seems to be also an energy source, just can be taken to Norman research and research, maybe there is no need to pay Stark to build the giant ark reactor.
Deadpool didn’t care, anyway, he didn’t know what it was, even if it was a good thing, he didn’t care, Jiang Bai would definitely think about him if he had a good thing.
“What’s that blueskin?”
Deadpool asked after handing the source of the fire to Jiang Bai, pointing to the blue-skinned man lying on the ground in the distance.
“I don’t know, maybe I’m here for tourism!”
Logan glanced at it and said, “It looks a little familiar!” ”
“Familiar?”
Upon hearing this, Jiang Bai quickly looked at the blue-skinned man carefully, if it weren’t for Jiang Bai, whose skin was blue, he would have thought it was a miniature version of Thanos.
Something familiar to Wolverine’s eyes?
“You’ve seen it?”
Logan took a sip of his cigar and said absentmindedly: “I don’t know, I just feel a familiar feeling, maybe it’s the same as me and the military, otherwise which normal person is blue-skinned?” ”
Deadpool Cannon went to the blue-skinned man and kicked it: “Get up!” The sun burns your ass!! ”
“Get up!! Get up!! Rise.. Hey? ”
Just as Deadpool kept kicking the blue-skinned man with his feet, he suddenly noticed a faint golden light appearing on his body.
The light is very faint and can only be detected up close.
Deadpool crouched down and picked up the blue-skinned man and licked his braincase twice, discovering that this golden glow was not a dye.
Stark watched from a distance as Deadpool hugged the dead man and began to lick and quickly asked, “Deadpool doesn’t have any thoughts about the blue corpse, does he?” ”
Jiang Bai also looked at it: “Children are curious, haven’t you licked anything when you were a child?” ”
“Little children?”
Stark shivered: “It’s really rare to see such a big child.” ”
“That’s what you didn’t see, and there is a big green fat boy who is more than three meters tall!.”
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