As soon as I crossed the United States, I met the pervert of Deadpool.

Chapter 71 Wolverine only knows the taste of horse manure.

“What do you see? Didn’t you call for heat just now? ”

Jiang Bai fiercely glared back at everyone’s gaze, asking you to shout hot, it’s not hot now. Stark trembled and shouted, “Jarvis! Drive the window quickly!!! ”

Jarvis immediately controlled the window to open, and in an instant everyone was sprayed with sand.

“Close the gate, close it quickly!!”

The windows were closed again.

Now, the two extreme temperatures, cold and hot, were intense, and suddenly Stark began to sneeze.

Anyone else? Sorry, the others are not ordinary people, only Stark is a weak chicken, and even Laura can’t beat him when he doesn’t wear an Iron Man suit.

Not only is Stark cold caused by a cold and a heat, but also the frost that appeared in the car melted instantly, and the whole car was now full of yellow sand mixed with melted ice water, and a yellow liquid was wet and sticky everywhere.

“How far is Amelia?”

“Master, we have only been walking for more than three hours, and it will take at least more than ten hours to go at full speed.”

It must be emphasized here that going full speed does not mean that you can run 300 kilometers per hour, but in fact, you may not be able to run 100 kilometers.

After all, this car is only adding artificial intelligence, not a rocket, and it is very dangerous to be full of potholes and dunes in the desert.

If it were not for a professional competition, there would be no brain disease who would drive the car to 300 kilometers, which is ready to reincarnate immediately.

In addition, this car is not specifically used off-road, but it is a car with a little off-road performance, otherwise how can it fit such a large group of people?

Natasha listened to Amelia’s words and stepped on the brake angrily: “Get out of the car!” Dry the car first! ”

It’s best not to provoke when a woman is angry, not to mention that Black Widow is angry.

Everyone hurriedly got out of the car, greeted the big sun, opened the door of the car to dry the moisture first, as for what to do with the sand, it is better than being covered in mud, right?

The sun in the desert is poisonous and spicy.

Several people stared at the sun with wide eyes, and everyone except Stark was staring at Jiang Bai to be exact.

“What for? Human flesh is not delicious, do you know? ”

“You are all educated people, this kind of vision is very rude, don’t you?”

“You guys….”

Before Jiang Bai finished speaking, Deadpool hugged Jiang Bai’s thigh: “Dad, can you bear to watch your grandson being killed by the sun?” ”

Jiang Bai immediately refused righteously: “Even if you are called grandpa, I also know that you don’t have a son!” ”

Suddenly Laura shouted, “Grandpa! ”

Jiang Bai was stunned, and immediately laughed: “Did you teach Pikachu?” Aren’t you afraid that Logan will stew you? ”

Pikachu shrugged his ears and rolled his eyes: “If you don’t get something out, I won’t be able to wait for Logan to stew me!” ”

Of all the people, only Stark was inexplicable, and he didn’t know why these people were all looking at Jiang Bai.

“Aren’t you all Superman? What’s wrong with sunbathing for a while? It’s so hot that you can dry the water in the car in a few minutes! Look at Mr. Stark!! I can’t stand it without telling you.? ”

Deadpool weakly gave Stark a middle finger: “Good! Don’t call later! ”

Jiang Bai pushed Deadpool away and pulled something out of the system space just like that.

What beach chairs, tents, umbrellas are all available, and finally took out the gourmet tablecloth and spread it on the ground, and Deadpool directly spread it: “Bring me ice cream!” ”

The crowd set up umbrellas and tents, set up beach chairs around the gourmet tablecloth and began ordering what they wanted.

As long as Stark watched Jiang Bai go out of the things one by one from his hand, he was stunned.

“You… You hide so much on your body? ”

“How did you do it?”

“Stark, can’t you just use your little brain melon called a genius? Could it be that I have seen too many cartoons recently and have rusted? ”

1o．． Stark grabbed Jiang Bai’s clothes and touched them indiscriminately: “I’m a genius, but I can’t hide everything on my body!” You can’t solve this by magic or magic, how come I haven’t heard of any magic person who can hide everything on his body? ”

“Get up!”

Jiang Bai pushed Stark away and sat on the ground: “That’s you don’t know, I can summon skeletons and stone demons, why can’t I decorate my body?” And how could you, an ordinary person, have heard of the abilities of a magician? You won’t be a fairy tale to watch too much, will you? ”

“The great Stark soldered circuit boards himself when he was seven years old, and there was no need to watch cartoons and fairy tales at all!!”

“Don’t think I’ll believe it if you’re pretending to be a magician! That magician will summon skeletons out? ”

Several people found beach chairs to lie on it, sipping cold drinks and basking in the sun.

It really became a tourist, and the only regrettable thing is that there is sand everywhere, there is no green at all, and there is no sea or swimming pool.

Everyone started to enjoy it as if it were a vacation.

I don’t know that after a few hours, several people began to fall asleep, Deadpool was already lying in the sand and buried by Laura and Pikachu, and now Laura is trying to make a tombstone for Deadpool out of sand.

Logan suddenly sat up and said, “Someone is coming!” Up to two kilometers from us! There are quite a few people! ”

Jiang Bai lifted the blindfold on his eyes and looked at Logan suspiciously: “You have a new superpower?” Can you know from that far? ”

With a deep expression, Logan took a deep breath of cigar and spit out a smoke ring and said slowly: “I smell horse manure from the smell of the wind, many horses, there will be no horses in the desert and even camels will not be horses for transporting things!” ”

“Poof!!”

Stark spat out a sip of beer: “Just say that you asked about the smell of horse manure, so far away you can smell it?” ”

“What about him, maybe he came here for a tour!”

Jiang Bai asked curiously, “How did you smell horse manure instead of camels?” ”

Logan took another hard breath of his cigar and protruded a smoke ring and said in a deep voice: “Because I have smelled horse manure, I don’t know camels!” ”

Jiang Bai was stunned for a second and suddenly laughed: “Good you old wolf, really you are an old traitor and cunning, usually silent and male hormones are pretended for a long time!” It turns out that you are a sullen! ”

Jiang Bai didn’t doubt at all that Rogan’s nose could ask about the taste two kilometers away, but he didn’t take it seriously. The desert is so big and desolate, isn’t it normal for people to walk together in groups, walking alone may be buried directly by the sand, and it is safe for a group of people to walk.

Stark suddenly said: “No, there is a problem, Logan is right, how can you ride a horse in the desert?” Whether it is tourism or transporting goods, even if there is no car, it should be used a camel, how long can a horse run in the desert? ”

“If it’s normal to ride a horse near Cairo, riding a horse back and forth for tens of kilometers is not affected at all.”

“But although we drive relatively slowly, but now we have run out for at least more than a hundred kilometers, how can horses appear in this kind of place, this place does not even have supplies without your gourmet tablecloth, then sending everything that may be left is the only answer!!”

Jiang Bai took a sip at Stark and said, “Why are you so brainy at this time?” Who are they? I also know that those who can ride horses for long distances must have brought supplies, but the people who carry supplies and ride horses in this kind of place are certainly not good people, maybe bandits, but these robbers are really retro, can’t they drive? ”

“Do you see who here is afraid of robbers?”

Jiang Bai suddenly made an expression of sudden realization: “It’s you rookie!” Only you are afraid of robbers! ”

“I’m Tony Stark!!! The richest man in the world! Genius inventor!! How can I be afraid of robbers? Is the warframe vegetarian? ”

“Your warframe was blown up by Deadpool as soon as he soaked his urine, and his face said it wasn’t vegetarian?”

“That’s his sneak attack!!”

Stark angrily got up from the recliner, ran to Deadpool’s small grave bag and began to step on it.

Deadpool, who had been buried in it and slept soundly, suddenly felt a thump in his face, followed by a tinkscrew in his stomach.

Deadpool suddenly reached out of the sand and grabbed Stark’s shout, “Battery Man!!” Uncle Deadpool is going to unload your eggs to make a barbecue!!! ”

Stark also did not admit defeat, lying on the sand and kicking Deadpool in the face, and was bitten by Deadpool.

“Let go!!! Loosen!! You ugly ghost!! Let go of my feet!!! ”

Natasha Amelia was woken up by the two of them and asked, “What happened to the two of them?” ”

“Deadpool licked Stark? Or did Stark peek at Deadpool taking a bath? ”

“Neither!”

Logan pointed at Jiang Bai: “He said that Stark’s warframe was blown up by Deadpool’s urine, and Stark is now proving that he can beat Deadpool without warframe!” ”

Time flies, what was supposed to be a stop and rest turned into a sunbathing vacation. By the way, watch Deadpool and Stark roll around the ground.

The sun tilted west and everyone gathered their things and got into the car to their destination.

After a long drive of more than ten hours, I finally arrived at the place Amelia said in the early hours of the morning.

There was nothing but sand here, and of course Jiang Bai did not suspect that Amelia would lie to herself.

“The host! This place will not appear until sunrise! ”

“Magic? Or enchantment? ”

Jiang Bai touched his chin and thought about it, if this is the case, maybe there is really some curse in this place, he is still a physical mortal now, and the curse can’t be carried, then.

Thinking about Jiang Bai’s gaze, he looked at Deadpool, who began to lie on the ground and was buried in the sand by Laura and Pikachu.

“Wade! I have decided to appoint you as the pioneer of this tomb robbery!! Open the road and build a bridge when you meet the water! ”

Deadpool rushed out of the sand as soon as he rubbed it: “Little follower, charge with Uncle Deadpool!!! ”

Tengteng Deadpool himself rushed over where there was nothing.