Ascension: The Bad Life of Kamen Rider

Time goes back half an hour.

It was another busy day, Bai Mu and Yan sat on the booth at the bar as usual, quietly drinking wine, enjoying this hard-won leisure.

It has been dozens of days since Yan became Bai Mu’s employee, during this period, the two have fought countless times, almost indiscriminately, there are victories and defeats between each other, and the appearance of water and fire is incompatible, and it seems that they will fight again in the next moment. However, the

truth is exactly the opposite, Yan damaged Bai Mu worthless with a small mouth, saying that he was insulting the angel, but he still honestly put on a maid costume every day, tied up his double ponytail as his little employee, and had no intention of leaving.

And Bai Mu said all day that he wanted Yan to warm the bed, but he never made any excessive requests, and even took the initiative to be a family cook, making good food and drink for Yan every day, and the price was just to let her wash the dishes.

The two seem to have formed an inexplicable tacit understanding in just a few days.

But this tacit understanding seems to be about to be broken today.

I saw Yan take a sip of red wine, turning the wine glass in his hand, his eyes fluctuated for a while, and suddenly said:

“Hey! Wood! (Yan’s nickname for Bai Mu)”

Bai Mu was already surprised by this title, and almost didn’t think about it before replying:

“What for? Golden Retriever (Bai Mu’s nickname for Hiko)”

“Stain! Don’t call me that, I’m an angel, not a dog!

“What’s the difference, aren’t they all blonde hair?”

“You! ….”

A slight anger flashed in Yan’s eyes, but he took a deep breath and forcibly suppressed his anger.

“Forget it, don’t argue with you, I have something to say”

“What’s the matter? Are you going to give birth? ”

“？！ Can you listen to people with rotten wood… Listen to the angel talk well, I have to beat you!

“You can’t beat me again…”

“Poof! – (sound of drawing sword)”

“Okay, you say, I don’t interrupt ( ̄□ ̄;

“Hmph!”

Yan snorted coldly, withdrew the Flame Sword back to the dark plane, and said angrily:

“I’m going out in two days!”

“Oh, when are you coming back?”

“Oh, I can’t bear me, I am finally impressed by the beauty of the angel! Little wood~” ”

You think too much, I’m just thinking about when to reopen”

“Huh? Co-authored me to take a leave of absence from your vacation, right, are you the boss or am I the boss!?

“Of course I am, but you’re not there, who am I going to show as the boss?”

“…” ”

You’re not there, who am I bullying~(o゚ω゚o)”

“Poof! – I cut you a dog thing! (╬▔皿▔)

” “Ouch, just kidding, don’t pull out your sword without moving, be careful with my furniture, it’s expensive” “I’ll

go to your furniture, you rotten wood, sooner or later I’ll cut you into wood chips, and then a heavenly blade judgment will raise you up!!! ┴─┴(╰(‵□′╰)” “Yes, yes, yes,

yes, yes…”

“Hmph!”

“Provided you can beat me|・ω・’)”

“……. Dead wood!!! I’m going to chop you! Convex (艹皿艹)”

Crackle! Cracking sound!

The mountain shook for a while, and then silence returned.

The two sat back in the booth breathlessly, their clothes were a little untidy, Bai Mu’s shirt became a cape, and Yan’s double ponytail was even caught into a twisted braid by Shengsheng.

“Whew…. Call…. Phew…”

Bai Mu wiped the beads of sweat on the top of his head, and said with some surprise: ”

You little golden retriever, you have a good skill”

“Heh, let you underestimate the learning ability of angels!”

Yan smiled haughtily, but the sadness behind this smile was not enough for him.

In the long time of getting along, Bai Mu never stopped teasing her, leaving Yan often on the verge of violent walking, for her own physical and mental health, she repeatedly challenged Bai Mu, but the latter never paid attention to it, on the grounds that she was too lazy to fight.

But fortunately, at her insistence, the two finally reached some kind of agreement.

Bai Mu didn’t use a belt, Yan didn’t have to exceed Bai Mu’s strength and speed, the two fought empty-handed, the time limit was three minutes, and the point was reached.

This rule is very favorable to Yan at first glance, after all, even if she does not use the power of super soldiers, her thousands of years of combat experience is much better than Bai Mu’s little grill.

However, the truth is that no matter how Yan predicts Bai Mu’s movements, or even secretly uses the treasure house of divine knowledge to calculate, he can always subvert her expectations, find some unexpected angles, and subdue her in one fell swoop, this guy is simply unreasonable.

Therefore, since there was this rule, Yan had never won against Bai Mu, losing worse every time, and even once he was tied by Bai Mu with his double ponytail and bullied him for a while.

And this time, unlike before, Yan completely gave up following the rules, and also gave up predicting Bai Mu’s movements, and directly relied on intuition to fight him. As a result, it

was not bad, at least this time it was a tie, and it was not tied into rice dumplings by twisted braids.

Thinking of this, Yan couldn’t help but laugh bitterly, but he didn’t expect that his dignified holy left wing was actually mixed into this look, which was really a bit outrageous.

At this time, he heard Bai Mu ask,

“When to leave?”

Yan was stunned for a moment, and Yu Guang swept towards the young man on the side, but the latter did not look at her at all, but just drank quietly.

But Bai Mu’s quiet appearance also seemed to affect Yan, making her subconsciously reply: ”

Just tomorrow, it is estimated that I will come back in three or four days” ”

Oh, good” ”

…”

“…”

“You…. Don’t wonder where I’m going?

“What’s so curious about this”

Bai Mu took a sip of beer and said indifferently: ”

As an angel, you must have your own mission and secret when you came to Earth…” “Similarly, I have my secrets” ”

Since they all have secrets, why bother to expose them”

Yan listened and was silent.

In her relationship with Bai Mu, she did not try to explore some answers, but without exception she did not get a positive response.

The hard one has been proven to have failed, and even caught his own freedom, while the soft one has been unable to find a breakthrough, just like that, time is like a shuttle, and Hiko has not achieved anything until now.

However, since the words have come to this point today, it also reminds Hiko.

Her days on Earth are coming to an end, whether she wants to or not, but some things, some answers, can no longer be delayed.

“Snap!”

Suddenly pulling out a bottle of vodka from the bar, and taking out two more cups, Hiko slowly filled them without saying a word.

“You are, you want to drink to relieve your worries?”

Bai Mu looked at Yan’s actions, looking puzzled, not knowing which sutra in this angel’s brain was wrong again.

However, Yan did not have the provocative anger of the past, but instead had a touch of seriousness and coldness.

It seemed that she had returned to her demeanor when she first met Bai Mu.

Looking at her appearance, Bai Mu’s pupils also froze slightly.

“Wood, you’ve heard…”

“Confession Bureau?”

Yan handed the poured cup to Bai Mu, his eyes awe-inspiring.

“Confession Bureau?”

Bai Mu raised his eyebrows, looking a little surprised.

“You mean, let’s play?”

“Is it suitable?”

Confession Bureau, as the name suggests, a drinking game intended to confess, usually appears between couples, through drinking while asking questions to obtain each other’s secrets, while telling their own secrets, and finally reaching the dissolution of the misunderstanding between the two parties and rebuilding trust. Or, just play crash.

“How is it inappropriate?” Yan glanced

at Bai Mu, and his magnetic voice rose.

“I’ve adjusted my gene metabolism to the level of normal earthlings in the dark plane, so you don’t have to worry about me cheating” “You know I didn’t mean that” “I understand, but you said it yourself before, you have secrets, and I have

secrets” ”

Since we both have secrets, then it is reasonable for the two of us to exchange with each other”

Bai Mu said helplessly: “But I

don’t really want to know your secret…”

“But I want to!”

Yan’s eyes are bright, and he doesn’t let go. “Because I need some answers,

and the angels need some answers…” ”

I don’t want to come next time, I can still only point my sword at you…”

“Bai Mu!”

Looking at Angel Yan’s serious eyes with a hint of pleading, Bai Mu stared for a long time, and a trace of complexity loomed in the depths of his eyes.

However, in the end, he let out a long sigh and slowly grasped the wine glass with one hand.

“That… Who comes first? ”

“？”

“Confession, there must be someone who speaks first”

His appearance actually made Yan stunned for a moment, and then a smile seemed to appear at the corner of his mouth.

“You ask first!”

She smiled charmingly and stretched her graceful posture, just as amorous as the first time she first saw her.

“After all, I proposed it, how can I not let you suffer a loss~” ”

Okay, then I want to think”

Bai Mu touched his nose, seemed to ponder for a while, and finally tilted his head and asked:

“How many measurements do you have?”

“……”