Assassin Landlord & Beauty Tenants

Seven hundred and ninety-four chapters, everyone tells jokes together

"This turtle soup is really good." Zhao Tiezhu said, screaming.

"That is, this turtle, can be healthy, and it is said that there is something public!" Wang Hao smiled.

"What is the public?" Zhao Tiezhu is stupid.

"Cough, this is said to have the effect of nourishing yin and tonifying the kidney. I just heard about this. Is it true? I don't know." Wang Hao said.

"That's not for me, my kidney, iron kidney, no need to make up." Zhao Tiezhu proudly patted his ribs.

After three rounds of wine, Zhao Tiezhu’s white wine is about to bottom out. This bottle of white wine is about one kilogram. Zhao Tiezhu drank about seven or two. Lin Lei drank about three or two. This forest bud is really a cup. To the dried wine, there is no restraint and nostalgia, but the little face is pink and tender, it looks very cute, and Zhao Tiezhu is a veteran of the wine, seven or two pounds of liquor for Zhao Tiezhu, it really Just like drinking boiled water, it doesn't feel like it.

Socrata’s amount of alcohol is just as general. It’s a bit confused when I’m talking about it. I’m holding a pair of eyes and saying, “I’m telling you a joke.”

"Say," the crowd said.

"Yes, yes, the little point of this joke, isn't it being caught in the butcher's house! What is this yellow? Can you think that you can't be pure?"

"You are really a dog and a man!!" Wang Xiao smiled.

"This, I also tell a joke." Lin Lei said a little shyly, she knows that to impress Zhao Tiezhu, he can only try his best to integrate into his circle of friends.

"Oh? You have to say?" Zhao Tiezhu asked curiously.

"Yeah, I am telling a serious joke!" Lin Lei said.

"Our ones are also very serious, haha, you say." Zhao Tiezhu said with a smile.

"That's good, I said it!" Lin Lei took a deep breath and said, "This, but the real thing, my friend's business, the friend who has been in love for a long time is seduce by another man, this woman After secretly arranging a lot of rivals, after discovering that it was a man, it collapsed instantly. After her collapse, a small banner hung in the doorway of their bedroom all day: there was a wolf in front of Xiaosan, and the second wife killed the rogue. Not easy, but also grab the groom with the man!"

"Ha ha ha, interesting, this." Zhao Tiezhu laughed. "I still grab the groom with the man, haha, this friend, you are really interesting."

"Yeah, I saw the banner that day, didn't make me laugh, haha." Lin Lei smiled.

"Oh, but she is telling the truth. The current society, but the basic situation is rampant, and you also know that many men do not meet the standards of mate selection of many women. There is no car, no room, but love is not. Therefore, this male and female love is more and more, male and male love is more dreamy than male and female love, at least people will not ask the other half to have a car and a house, and, if they really do not love each other, men and men love it hard. Zhao Tizhu said seriously.

"This, I don't understand, iron column, do you have research on this?" Lin Lei opened Zhao Tiezhu a joke.

"This, I have not studied pulling, just know something, I still like women, haha." Zhao Tiezhu said with a smile, but this smile, more close, some women, the most able to grasp and talk to men The measure of proportion, simply said, is a woman like Lin Lei, knowing when to say something, when to interject, when to listen quietly, when to express their own views to prove their existence, when to need themselves It is an invisible person.

Zhao Tiezhu is precisely because of Lin Lei's interest in this, so the more you look at this Lin Lei, the more pleasing to the eye, Zhao Tiezhu's current status and status, not the past, not all beautiful women, are qualified to let Zhao Tiezhu look pleasing to the eye.