At the beginning, he was regarded as a Taoist priest of fortune-telling.

"Susu, you mean that your fortune-telling skills have evolved to the point where you can calculate cat language??"

As soon as Han Lili listened to Su Han's explanation, she couldn't close her mouth in surprise.

It's also too strong.

I can understand what the cat says!

"That's right, this cat can also communicate with me, and it can understand simple things. Su Han smiled.

Just now, he used his magic arithmetic to forcibly explain why he was able to talk to cats.

That is, he can calculate the meaning of the cat.

Anyway, other people understand, what he says, that's what it is!

However, Lin Ruochu seemed a little unconvinced.

"I said boss, this cat's brain is just like that, you said they are smart, they can understand some passwords and make movements after training, you say you can communicate with them, isn't it too?"

Lin Ruochu analyzed it very rationally, but still didn't believe it.

"Even the smartest dolphin has an IQ of seven or eight years old, and this cat or dog is not even three years old, how can he communicate with you??"

After Lin Ruochu said this, Zhou Yuanba and Han Lili also nodded.

Indeed, there is no way to explain this scientifically.

But.

Su Han's hand magic arithmetic, can it be explained by science?!

Suhan knew they didn't believe it.

It just so happened that he himself was playful, looked at the dog master, and first smiled,

"Brother, you can mess with me in the future, I'll be responsible for giving you dried fish, how about it?"

Meow?!

【Dried small fish!?】

As soon as the dog heard the dried fish, the cat's eyes widened, and his saliva flowed down.

He sat down at the table very humanly and nodded!

Meow!

You are the eldest brother, and I am the second brother!]

Su Han smiled, "In that case, how about I call you Ergou in the future?"

Meow...

[It's a little ugly, but I allow you to call me that, by the way, where is the dried fish? I want to eat the dried fish. 】

I love to eat dried fish...

Su Han touched his chin and said with interest,

"In this way, I'll let you do a few actions, Ergou, you'll finish your standard and I'll buy small dried fish for you to eat right away, can it be done?"

Meow!

[No, I refuse!The great Nicholas dog has his own dignity!Give me a little dried fish!]

At a glance at Ergou's small black face, he was very arrogant.

Su Han's face darkened.

Damn!

If you don't work, you still want to eat dried fish??

"Su Su, how are you talking with it??" Seeing Su Han and the black cat talking decently, Han Lili couldn't help but ask.

I can't help it!!

It's so similar!!

This cat, every word and deed, is like a human being, and there is no sense of disobedience.

Looks like.

I'm really communicating with Su and Han!

Su Han said unhappily, "This dead cat is disobedient, just disobedient, and he has to eat dried fish!"

"Dried fish?" Zhou Yuanba raised his hand,

"Why don't I go buy some small dried fish and let it eat some?"

Also...

Su Han actually decided in his heart that he wanted to adopt this cat.

Anyway, you have to buy it in the future, so it doesn't matter if you buy it early.

"Lao Zhou, thank you for your hard work, go and see where there are small dried fish sellers on the street, and come back on the hour. Su Han nodded.

"Good. "

Zhou Yuanba went out with a swish.

Five minutes later.

Whoosh, back again.

"I bought the dried fish, the freshly fried wild Yangtze River saury, crunchy, and it tastes really good~" Zhou Yuanba carried a big bag of dried fish in his hand.

As soon as you enter the door.

A faint salty smell came to my face...

Meow !!

The second dog, who had a sharp nose, suddenly stood up, looked at the bag in Zhou Yuanba's hand, and stared at it as if he was facing a great enemy!

【Dried Fish!!Give Me Dried Fish!!】

Hey!

I've got the handle, right?

Su Han was immediately happy, took the dried fish from Zhou Yuanba's hand, took one out of it, and shook it in front of Ergou.

"Ergou, do you want to eat dried fish?"

Meow!!

[Give it to me! I want to eat! Give it to me!!]

Alas, after all, it's just a cat, and although it's a smart black cat, it's just a cat.

The desire to appetite and reproduction is always the strongest instinct of animals.

"Hey, it's so fragrant~~" Su Han didn't give him a small dried fish, but took it to his nose and sniffed it, and then made an extremely intoxicated look.

Meow !!

[Ah!!Big brother!!Human!!Give me dried fish!!]

The second dog was about to die, and his eyes kept rolling with the dried little fish.

And Su Han.

Hey, don't say it yet.

This small dried fish itself is for people to eat, and it tastes really good for a dollar.

Su Han didn't hold back, bit down half of the fish, and chewed it with a click.

Hey!

It's really a bit delicious~~

Then, he put the remaining half of the small dried fish in his hand in mid-air, and jokingly said,

"Ergou, bite your own tail, turn around three times in place, and when you finish turning, this little dried fish will be eaten for you, how about it?"

"Boss, don't embarrass other people's kittens, look at it, it's almost hungry~"

"Susu, you better give it to it, it's just a little stupid cat, I can't understand what you say~"

"Yes, boss, it's just a stupid cat, even if you can understand what it says, if you speak, its little head will definitely not understand what you just said!"

A few people couldn't stand it anymore.

This cat is hungry and meows all the time.

They also didn't believe that this cat could understand Su Han's meaning and complete such difficult movements.

But...

Who is Nicholas the Dog?

That's Elvis Presley within a radius of ten miles!!

You humans, you guys, think I'm a stupid cat?!

You think I can't do this kind of pediatric action!?

It's tolerable, but cats can't!

For the dignity of the dog!

For the sake of small dried fish!

Meow!!

[Stupid humans!Tremble!!Let me show you what a real catwalk!!]

Su Han's eyes lit up suddenly!

"It's on, it's on!" He agreed, and it's time to start performing!"

Is it??

The three of them suddenly widened their eyes and stared intently at the black cat.

Saw!

Dog, hold your head high.

Four small paws, elegantly dotted on the table~

The slender tail threw a beautiful circle in the air, and then the neck twisted slightly, and bit the tip of the tail~~

Subsequently!

Four little paws, gently began to walk, that light step, just like a celestial grace!!

One lap!

Two laps!

Three laps!!

Hiss!!

When they looked at the black cat, biting its tail and really turning it around three times, everyone was shocked!!

"Boss, this stupid cat can really understand you?!" Zhou Yuanba exclaimed incredulously.

"Of course~" Su Han smiled and threw the small dried fish in his hand to Ergou.

The latter sniffed lightly, and then took a bite of the dried fish!

Moreover, he also glanced at Zhou Yuanba slightly.

'Meow~~'

Zhou Yuanba was extremely curious, "Boss, what did it say?"

Su Han held back a wicked smile,

"It says you're well-limbed, simple-minded, and certainly not as intelligent as a cat..."

!

Zhou Yuanba's face was suddenly covered with black lines......

The rest of the shop was laughing......

...

Outside the storefront.

A young man, depressed listening to the laughter in the store, was in an extremely unhappy mood.

Still in business?!

I've been waiting at the door for half an hour, and you're calling for the next one!!?

............