At the beginning, he was regarded as a Taoist priest of fortune-telling.

"Youkai?!The White Crane Daoist is a youkai?!"

"Is it really a mythical youkai?"

The three people at the same table were stunned.

Could it be that there is really such a thing as a monster in this world?

Could it be that all the myths and stories in this world are true?

Belch...

Su Han looked at the excited three, a little embarrassed...

This White Crane Daoist is naturally not a monster...

Nor is it...

"Actually, this White Crane Daoist is not a monster..."Su Han said embarrassedly.

Li Qin was slightly stunned, "Isn't it a monster?" Then you just said yes..."

Sohan explained, "Well, it's a monster, but it's not a monster. "

The three of them were puzzled.

It's a monster, but it's not a monster?

It's not a charade, is it?

"Brother Su, don't play dumb riddles, my IQ is not high, I can't guess at all!" Li Fei said distressedly.

Damn it...

It's really, a little hard to say...

Su Han scratched his head and said, "This White Crane Daoist is actually a... Shemale..."

Person... Shemale ???

The three of them were directly stunned.

What kind of shemale is shemale?

A monster that a man becomes?

At first, the three of them didn't react, and then the next second...

"It turned out to be... Shemale..."Li Qin's face was a little embarrassed.

Li Zimo didn't speak, buried her head in eating sausages, but the red ears exposed her uncalm heart.

Li Fei was stunned, and the 'beautiful big sisters' he saw in Taiguo last year came to his mind...

Shh

Li Fei couldn't help but gasp.

Su Han then continued to explain,

"I just calculated and found out that this White Crane Daoist is actually a shemale. "

"The reason why he went for shemale surgery was because he couldn't make money, and then he wanted to work in a special club, so he took out a loan to do sex reassignment surgery. "

It's a pity that when he became a shemale, the club closed down, and he had nowhere to go for a while, so he wanted to become a monk in order to avoid debts. "

"But in these days, it's hard to be a monk! Several temples in Jinling, the most broken ones also require a college degree or above, and they can be familiar with ancient books or something..."

So, he ran to the White Crane Taoist Temple on the General Mountain, wanting to see if he could eat together. "

"However, this White Crane Taoist Temple is actually a group of liars, specializing in cheating people out of money, telling fortunes for people, exorcism and catching ghosts, and asking for children, the entire Taoist temple is composed of liars. "

"The head of the liar fell in love with this person's appearance, felt white and tender, and had a very 'fairy spirit', and then arranged for him to become a White Crane Daoist and cheat together. "

"He doesn't have any way to treat Zi Mo's cancer, he just wants to cheat you out of a wave of money and slip away directly..."

...

"Mom, I'll just say it, what else is the white crane Taoist, when I hear it, I am a liar, you and my brother still believe it~"

After Su Han finished speaking, Li Zimo complained about his mother.

What age is this?

Does anyone really believe this?

Can I, a medical student, not know my own physical condition... Really...

Li Qin and Li Fei also had full disappointment and embarrassment on their faces.

Unexpectedly, it was actually a liar.

Li Fei easily believed Su Han's words, his eyes turned red directly, looking at his sister, he wanted to cry but couldn't cry.

It's Li Qin, who is unwilling, and wants to struggle!

What if, it's this Master Su who can't calculate accurately? ?

She said, "But the consultation fee they told me was only 2 million soft sister coins, and for the sake of these two millions, they scammers directly discarded their Taoist temple, which is obviously not worth it?"

Li Qin felt that if they were liars, they would definitely come to their homes to cheat and would not reveal their nests.

Because once the fraud is exposed, their Taoist temple will be seized, and the loss will definitely be more than two millions.

Su Han spread his hands and said helplessly,

"That's because of their temporary worker system. "

"Temporary workers... System?" Li Qin was stunned.

"That's right, the same temporary worker system as the chengguan brigade. Su Han shook his head and explained,

"This White Crane Taoist Temple, all the official employees in it, are the top executives of the fraud group, and they will not carry out fraudulent activities. "

"And those who go out to cheat are temporary workers. "

"They have a perfect commission system, for example, the White Crane Taoist borrows such a large Taoist temple to make people believe in themselves and use it even more to deceive, while the Taoist temple charges a certain amount of money. "

"It's like he cheated you two millions, and the Taoist temple and the Taoist 5.5 share. "

"If the matter is revealed, the Taoist temple has a special channel responsible for smuggling the fraudster to Southeast Asia, and then explaining to the outside world that this person is a temporary worker of the Taoist temple, not in the establishment of the Taoist temple, and it is purely his personal behavior, and the matter will be completely brushed away..."

Su Han looked at Li Qin's eyes helplessly,

"In recent years, this temporary worker system has existed in all walks of life, even the crook syndicate..."

"Situation, that's probably the case..."

“..."

Syllable!!!

Li Qin's face suddenly swelled with full anger, and he slapped the table fiercely!!

"It's so hateful! You dare to lie to me! What a bunch of hateful guys!"

When she thought that all hope was lost, she was extremely disappointed and hated!

If she had known that it was fake, she would not have brought Zimo to Jinling.

doesn't have to travel far away, maybe his daughter's condition won't be so bad......

Thinking of this, Li Qin couldn't help it,

"No! I'm going to call the police! The police must get this liar's nest!!"

As he spoke, he picked up the phone and dialed 110.

"Auntie, please wait. "

Su Han was helpless and pressed Li Qin's hand.

"He didn't cheat you on a penny now, and even if he was found, he wouldn't be able to open a case. "

Li Qin was furious, "What should I do then?!Let this liar continue to deceive people?"

She also loves her daughter and cares about nothing.

In the past few weeks, all the bitterness in my heart has been poured out on this liar.

And Su Han smiled mysteriously.

"Auntie, I have a plan, I don't know if you want to try it?"

Li Qin: "???"

......

Jinling, Jianye District, in Xindu Garden.

"Fans~ Look, this is the signature ice cream of this store~ It tastes good~~"

Outside an open-air ice cream shop, Ji Youyou is holding her mobile phone and eating ice cream live.

But.

The barrage in the live broadcast room made her very distressed,

"We don't want to watch ice cream! we want to watch Master Su!!"

"That's it, isn't the anchor having a leg with Master Su?!Why don't you find Master Su to broadcast live together!?"

"Yes! It's wonderful to watch Master Su's live broadcast to punish rape and eliminate evil!'One Punch Master Su' at Station B, I've brushed it a hundred times, and I'm a fan of Master Su in this life!!"

"Upstairs, I'm the UP master of 'One Punch Su Master', and I edited the video! Have you thrown a coin?!"

"!UP pig appears, everyone be careful!!"

“..."

Looking at the lively barrage, Ji Youyou felt bitter in her heart.

Do you think I don't want to live stream with Master Su?

The point is that people are doing business!

That's all the privacy of the guests, and it can't be broadcast!

Ji Youyou has also been to the commercial street of Longmian Avenue, but unfortunately, when he saw the number of people in line, he was directly frightened.

I queued up for two days in a row, but I didn't get to myself, and even the live broadcast was delayed...

So I gave up, found a distinctive snack, and broadcast it first.

Unexpectedly.

The response has been so bad...

Seeing that the number of people in the live broadcast is getting smaller and smaller, Ji Youyou's heart is very uncomfortable...

But.

That's when it happened.

A call came from her phone.

"Hello?"

"Hey, Ji Youyou, my Master Su, I calculated that you have been worrying about the live broadcast recently, and you have lost your job, are you interested in coming over to broadcast a fake event?"

............