At The Beginning, I Counted The Immortal To Death

Chapter 9 You Are The Most Stupid System I Have Ever Encountered

Unfortunately, the naive Jiang Bai has once again overestimated the lower limit of the dog system.

"System, give me a ten-draw this time. I don't believe that even a ten-draw won't get me anything good!"

[System: Okay, dear! (^-^)v]

*Ding*

[System: Congratulations, host, another draw is granted.]

[System: Congratulations, host, a personal song from the system.]

[System: Congratulations, host, a bottle of shampoo.]

……

Jiang Bai looked at the bottle of Head & Shoulders in his hand, feeling less confident.

"Am I too young?" Jiang Bai muttered to himself.

[System: Listen to me, thank you, because of you, warmth has filled the four seasons, thank you……]

"Screw your singing! You piece of crap! If I draw again, I'll be your grandpa!"

[System: As an excellent system, I absolutely won't withhold the host's rewards. Please be patient and listen! Listen to me……]

Jiang Bai felt like he was falling apart.

He buried himself in the blanket, pressing his head tightly with a pillow, but he could still hear the system's bewitching singing in his ears.

"I'll make you regret this sooner or later, damn it!"

After barely enduring the system's singing, Jiang Bai reconsidered the feasibility of drawing the lottery.

It wouldn't cost much to exchange for a low-level martial art within the system.

But the cost-effectiveness was too low.

Given his status in the eyes of Dugu Qing and Qin Xiaofeng, it was still possible to obtain a decent martial art.

Even though it might attract the attention of the two, it was not impossible to deceive them.

However, a too low-level martial art would also limit his growth speed.

Compared to those Apex Level martial arts, the difference was quite significant.

He couldn't afford to wait.

[System: Darling, still drawing the lottery? As a reward for our loyal customers, the system is offering a double probability service!]

"Hmm? Tell me more!"

Jiang Bai was once again intrigued.

[System: After each draw, the winning probability can be doubled on top of the original probability, until a 100% chance of winning!]

Listening to the system's tempting tone, Jiang Bai admitted that he was tempted again!

If he exchanged all his luck points for the lottery, he could draw 1089 times.

With so many chances, he should be able to win, right?

Having experienced the lower limit of the dog system, he could no longer fully believe the system's words!

[System: This event is only available for three hours. After three hours, the original rules will be restored!]

Jiang Bai was torn inside, whether to draw the lottery or to accumulate slowly and exchange directly.

Direct exchange seemed to be the most prudent choice.

But the lottery could turn things around!

The system didn't seem to be deceiving, maybe he just didn't understand it thoroughly.

Should he draw just once, then?

In the end, unable to resist the temptation of the doubled probability, Jiang Bai chose a ten-draw set.

"System, give me another ten times!"

*Ding!*

[System: Congratulations, host, this time you've won a bottle of Pantene shampoo!]

[System: Congratulations, host, this time you've won a hair removal cream!]

[System: Congratulations, host, this time you've won a bottle of foundation!]

[System: Congratulations, host, this time you've won a jar of BB cream!]

……

"I may not be the most miserable protagonist, but I'm definitely the first one to be played to death by the system!"

"You piece of crap, come out and face me, I'll show you!"

"You tricked my luck points, I should have known, you damn thing!"

[System: Did you win or not?]

"Why the hell do I need these things? Am I opening a cosmetics store?"

"Or are you going to make me disguise and escape? Huh?"

"You damn thing, what about the doubled probability you promised?"

[System: The doubling only happens if you don't win. If you win, it can't be doubled.]

"I'll be damned……"

[System: Are you still drawing?]

"Draw, draw, draw, I'll draw a big slap in your face!"

[System: After the lottery is interrupted, the doubling probability will be directly terminated.]

"Terminate it, it's all the same." Jiang Bai no longer believed.

He felt that saving money honestly was the best policy.

[System: You can actually choose the type of lottery, dear!]

Jiang Bai: "…Can't you say it all at once?"

[System: Dear, are you still drawing?]

Jiang Bai: "Hmm… let me think."

If he directly chose the martial arts lottery, combined with the doubled probability, it seemed promising.

Should he give it a try?

Then let's try it!

"System, give me the martial arts category, and make sure the doubled probability is in place!"

[System: Okay, dear, the two are not conflicting!]

"Give me another ten-draw!" Jiang Bai patted his cheeks, unaware that his eyes were showing signs of redness and irritation.

*Ding!*

[System: Congratulations, host, you've won a doubled probability reward!]

[System: Congratulations, host, you've won a doubled probability reward!]

[System: Congratulations, host, you've won a doubled probability reward!]

……

Jiang Bai's chest heaved, his breathing quickened, and his fists clenched: "I'll kill you, you damn thing!"

He was so angry that he started speaking in dialect!

[System: Host, don't be hasty. You've already doubled the probability ten times. The jackpot is waving at you. If you give up now, all the previous efforts will be in vain, right?]

Upon hearing this, Jiang Bai seemed to understand.

He gritted his teeth and stomped his foot: "Another ten times!"

*Ding!*

[System: Congratulations, host, you've won a doubled probability reward!]

[System: Congratulations, host, you've won a doubled probability reward!]

[System: Congratulations, host, you've won a doubled probability reward!]

……

"What the hell??"

[System: If you give up now, the doubling will stop, and there will be no refunds!]

"Give me more draws, another ten times!"

After a moment…

"Another ten times!"

"Another ten times!"

"Give me a hundred draws directly!"

……

As his luck points continued to deplete, Jiang Bai's eyes were completely bloodshot.

At this moment, he was like a gambler, completely losing his sanity.

In the end, looking at his remaining one thousand luck points, he regained his composure.

Suddenly, he seemed to realize something.

The doubling should have increased with each draw. He had drawn over a thousand times, so he should have a 100% chance of winning, but why hadn't he won anything at all?

"System, I want to see the winning probability!"

Jiang Bai seemed to have a revelation.

[System: Okay, dear!]

Then, he saw that the "Thank you for your patronage," which originally occupied less than one-thousandth of the draw wheel, had a probability of 99.9999……%.

Yes, there were ellipses at the end!

And the winning rate for those martial arts was also written as 0.001…!

"Are you the devil? Huh?"

[System: The size of the reward area does not represent the winning probability, dear!]

"Doesn't represent the winning probability, my ass!"

Jiang Bai was already in despair.

Truly the most powerful fortune-telling system, it had clearly outsmarted him!

[System: Host, don't be discouraged. The winning probability is now at 100%, and next time, you will definitely win, and you can still specify the lottery range!]

The system suddenly came up with this statement.

But Jiang Bai no longer believed it.

"Tell me, what's the trick this time? I don't believe you. Just deduct the rest of my luck points!"

He no longer cared!

[System: Just trust me this one time, there's absolutely no trick this time!]

Jiang Bai: "So, you admit that you've been tricking me all along?"

[System: Not entirely, the singing part was indeed sincere!]

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