At The Beginning, I Swung My Sword A Million Times, And I Shocked The Whole School

in the ward,

Six people gathered around a small wooden table.

Talking and laughing, very happy.

Long Weiguo held up a bottle of big green sticks, held a skewer in his right hand, and yelled: "This time, it's really thanks to Lin Tian, ​​eighteen years old, how perverted!"

"The night watchmen have such monsters, aliens? They should be punished!"

Chen Haoxuan followed closely with a bottle, and the two glanced at each other, as if they understood what the other wanted to do.

"cheers!"

"cheers!"

The two said in unison.

Others also picked up their own bottles.

The crisp sound of knocking bottles echoed in the ward.

Lin Tian narrowed his eyes, sat cross-legged on the ground holding the wine bottle with a smile on his face, and remained silent.

Shouldn't it?

When did he drink so much?

How many bottles are there?

Less than four bottles...

Although he hasn't drank much in this life, he did in his previous life.

Basically blowing ten bottles in a row is no problem.

I didn't expect that.

People become stronger, but the amount of alcohol becomes smaller.

"Why doesn't Xiaotian speak?"

Gao Yuan seemed to have noticed the 'quiet' Lin Tian, ​​"Are you uncomfortable?"

"No."

Lin Tian shook his head, took a mouthful of dried tofu rolls, and then took another sip.

Is he uncomfortable?

It's because I'm a little confused and don't know what to say!

"Could it be drunk?" Yang Qing looked at Lin Tian quietly, and said with a smile: "A child is a child, be good, listen to Sister Qing and go drink juice."

She boldly knocked the big green stick that she drank half a bottle on the table.

Then there was a hiccup.

"I'm...not drunk."

Lin Tian's eyes were hazy, like a machine, he took a sip abruptly.

hiss--

This wine...why is it tasteless?

Gao Yuan just shook his head with a smile, and then asked Yang Qing, "How many bottles?"

"Two bottles!"

"The last bottle."

"I don't, I drink very well!" Yang Qing snorted, turned her head to the side, with an expression of dissatisfaction.

A dignified second-order awakener.

Just pour three bottles, what's the system?

"Last year, on December 4th, at 10:09 p.m., after drinking two and a half bottles, you shouted in the street..."

"Stop! Stop! Stop!" Yang Qing changed her face and interrupted suddenly, "Don't talk! Why do you still remember this?"

"Of course, I remember it very clearly." Gao Yuan looked at the other party, and then glanced at the wine bottle in her hand.

Yang Qing confessed on the spot, put the wine aside, "No more, no more."

"snort."

She muttered something, put her slightly drunk face in both hands, opened a bottle of green apples with a straw, and inhaled angrily, "I'll drink the juice."

Lin Tian straightened his body, and couldn't even hear what they were talking about.

He vaguely heard someone calling him, so he nodded his head twice to mean it.

Time passed by every minute and every second.

at dusk.

The barbecue on the table was almost eaten by everyone.

Wu Yue burped, and stood up drunkenly, "No, who of you has heard Lin Tian talking in the past few hours?"

"Xiao Tian?"

Hearing this, Gao Yuan took advantage of the situation to look at where Lin Tian was sitting.

It's okay not to look at it, but I was shocked when I saw it.

Wine bottles all over the floor have piled up into a hill.

And Lin Tian just sat on the ground, staring blankly at him.

"How much did you drink?!"

Gao Yuan stood up in shock and looked at the four boxes of wine over there.

empty? !

The five of them drank less than two boxes.

According to this, Lin Tian drank the rest of the co-authorship alone!

"Who called me?"

Lin Tian raised his head, and only then came to his senses.

"Fuck?! Niu Lin Tian!" Wu Yue gave a thumbs up, "Drinking so much, my face is neither red nor white, I'm willing to bow down!"

Lin Tian was stunned.

When did I drink so much?

hiss--

I remembered.

I seemed to be in a daze just now, and I drank the whole two boxes of Duo without knowing it.

"Are you OK?"

Chen Haoxuan said worriedly.

Awakened people can't drink like that.

The most important thing is that I didn't even go to the toilet once.

"I'm still drunk." Lin Tian rubbed the back of his head and answered honestly, "Well...I'm going home first, it's getting late."

Everyone: "???"

"Can you go back by yourself?" Gao Yuan frowned, "How about we send you?"

"No, I'm fine."

After finishing speaking, Lin Tian got up and walked outside.

"That's the window."

Lin Tian: "..."

Everyone: "..."

 …

Night has come.

Lin Tian was walking on the path home alone, the scorching warm wind blowing on his body.

Drunkness swept through the body.

The strong dizziness gradually blurred his vision.

"Wipe, work hard."

Lin Tian supported the side of the road and stood for a long time before he regained some consciousness.

He walked home unsteadily, and kept muttering, "Sword play, swing sword... chop, chop god!"

In the district.

Jiang Ling, who finished her evening self-study, was about to go home.

Sudden.

She seemed to see a figure walking slowly towards her by the bright street lamp.

The pace is erratic, the body shakes slightly, walking like a zombie.

"Um?!"

Jiang Ling's heart skipped a beat.

What's the matter with this man?

sucked?

etc! !

Why does that person look a little familiar.

Jiang Ling brushed her hair, waiting for the man to walk in.

"Lin Tian?"

After seeing the identity of the other party clearly, Jiang Ling said softly: "Why are you here? The school has rumored that you jumped off the building and disappeared. Is there a foreign species..."

"It smells so good."

She leaned in front of Lin Tian, ​​and after smelling the strong smell of alcohol on his body, she frowned tightly, "Have you been drinking?"

"Ling'er."

Lin Tian stopped and looked down at the girl in front of him.

I don't know if it was alcohol.

Why is Jiang Ling looking better than usual today?

Lips are supple with a hint of pink.

If this is a kiss.

should.....

Hey hey.

Sensing Lin Tian's gaze, Jiang Ling instantly became vigilant, like a frightened kitten, crossing his hands across his chest, "Baa!"

Lin Tian pouted, "I didn't do anything."

"But I know what you want."

Jiang Ling's face was stained with a faint blush, "Don't think that drinking, you can do whatever you want after drinking!"

"Don't drink next time...you can't drink so much."

"knew."

Lin Tian nodded.

"Just know, let's go home." Jiang Ling smacked his lips and grabbed Lin Tian's arm, "Don't get lost."

After speaking, she took a step forward.

Um.....

Can't move.

"What are you doing?"

Jiang Ling turned his head, staring at Lin Tian who stood motionless with his distant eyes, "I'll make you some honey water when I get back."

"Be careful these two days."

Lin Tian didn't answer, but spoke to himself.

"What?"

"I want to kill God."

He still said.

"You?" Jiang Ling straightened her nose, "Where are the gods?"

"There will be."

"Then you go back first..."

Before Jiang Ling could finish speaking, he felt a sinking in front of him.

look up.

Lin Tian's whole body was directly spread on her body.

"Eh??!" Jiang Ling subconsciously wanted to push it away, but quickly withdrew her outstretched hand, and said softly, "Don't sleep, I can't carry you on my back."

"My head is a little dizzy."

Lin Tian muttered.

But there was a smile secretly.