Austria 1840
Vol 2 Chapter 20: Overeating in the Jordan River
"Uncle, are you going to bring all three of our brothers? Are they going to enter the army under your leadership for training?"
The second brother, Maximilian, was afraid that only he would be taken away by his uncle, so when old Karl stepped into the living room of Sophie and Franz Karl again, he asked anxiously.
You think too much. Do you think Mrs. Sophie is as clueless as you? Let the uncle take it away, what should I do if it is served in a pot?
We can be sure that the uncle did not have this idea for the time being, but it does not affect his breeding of this idea. Even the future military **** Archduke Albrecht may also breed this idea.
Little Carl felt that the second brother was still too simple. He was born in the royal family without the wisdom of the royal family. Maybe he was too young.
"Probably not. I guess I will be arranged to continue my studies at Schönbrunn Palace. You, Mrs. Sophie should borrow Uncle Karl to train you, and the Prince of Prussia is also a military camp at this age, which is more likely."
After all, he has been trained in basic imperial skills, and he is two years older, so Franz's judgment is much more reasonable.
"Uncle Karl, I think the four little guys are very compatible with you. Otherwise, you should bring them back for training. Originally, our Habsburg family was also based on martial arts, and Austria was also founded on martial arts.
"We don't dare to hope that a few little guys will grow into military gods like you, but training with you is better than others."
Madam Sophie's first sentence when she came in was to hold the Sea-Dingling Needle for a while.
"Mrs. Sophie, indeed, it's been quite pleasant to communicate with these four little guys in recent days, but I still can't all train with me.
"First of all, I am getting older, and fewer people go to the front line. Many Zhuang factions have more experience than me, and I am closer to reality and more useful than my practice. Second, you can't go to the army immediately, and someone has to stay."
Old Carl's eyes swept over the little guys, then met Mrs. Sophie, and slowly showed Sophie his ideas.
"My idea is that if the Emperor and Empress, you and Archduke Franz Karl agree, the four little guys can go to my territory to play for a while.
"Then Franz Josef came back, after all he needed to learn how to rule a country, not just defeat the enemy or defend the country.
"For things like wars, it's enough to have little things like Max and little Carl."
Old Carl said confidently.
"I heard that he looks like a little old man in Schönbrunn Palace. This is not good. Young people still need the spirit of young people. Don't put too much pressure on him. What he needs now is to thrive, etc. In a few years, when he is older, let's slowly hand over the governance of the country to him, and there is no need to rush it for a while.
In the second half of the sentence, the voice was much lower, only Mrs. Sophie and little Carl, who was very attentive, could hear it.
"And little Max and little Karl can stay with me for a while longer. They will assist Joseph in the future and must have certain abilities in the military. As for the cute little Maria, they will be with Franz Joseph. Come back, after all, he is still young, come back early."
"Uncle Carl, we'll report back to the emperor and the queen and give you an answer. Thank you for everything you do to the children."
Madam Sophie greeted the war **** first, then turned around and went to the palace of the emperor and his wife.
Little Carl watched Mrs. Sophie. He glanced at the elder brother and found that the elder brother seemed to be at a loss. Little Carl was also thinking about the possibility of the four brothers and sisters going out this time.
First, it is almost impossible for Brother Franz to go to the territory of Uncle Karl together, and it is not even possible for the younger sister Maria to go there. Only me and my second brother Max might follow our uncle.
Second, Brother Franz wants to go out, but he also knows that it is impossible to go out. It is estimated that a new plan will be negotiated here.
Thirdly, how much concern the Uncle Huang couple and Sophie couple have for old Carl, as well as the royal safety guidelines, will determine the final shape of this trip.
After a while, Mrs. Sophie came out. From the serious expression on his face, she knew that the plan discussed by the four should have many conflicts with the suggestion of Uncle Carl, so let's listen and plan.
"Uncle Carl, we have reported to His Majesty and the Queen. His Majesty means that there is still a certain risk for a few children to travel long distances to your territory. It is not the personal safety of the children and you, but the health and health risks. ."
Sophie smiled apologetically at the old **** of war, gave an explanation first, and then gave their plan.
"Our idea is that Franz and Max stay in Schönbrunn Palace, little Karl goes out with you, and Maria is expected to stay in
At home, after all, she is still too young. "
"In addition, we suggest that you stay here for a while longer and walk around Vienna. Most of these historical buildings are now protected by you, or you would have collapsed under Napoleon's iron hoof long ago."
"Again, we have an unkind request. I hope you can find an excellent military instructor for us, and let him train Franz and Max here permanently."
"Mom, I don't think it's okay for only the eldest brother and the second brother to participate in the training. After all, there are few people and the atmosphere is not good, so it's easy to lose fighting spirit and interest."
Carl looked at Mrs. Sophie and thought that although she was arbitrary, in the final analysis, it was also for the good of the son and the emperor, so he said sincerely:
"I have a small suggestion, to set up a 10-year-old juvenile corps, with 180 or 1000 children, you decide, let the eldest brother and the second brother participate in the military training with them, and maybe they can also cultivate their understanding of the eldest brother and the second brother. Brother's loyalty..."
Seeing Mrs. Sophie's puzzled look, Carl couldn't stop.
"...Of course, they need to set aside a special area outside Schönbrunn Palace for their training. Although Schönbrunn Palace is large, there is no idle place for young people of a hundred people to play freely."
Mrs. Sophie looked at Karl Ludwig with a frown. After a while, she said:
"No, little Karl, your suggestion was rejected, but it also inspired me, we only need to have a small team of about 20 people, train with Franz Max, and wait for them to grow up, such as after four years In five years, if you add one more session, you can go to the city defense battalion to do a combined training every week, and you can see whether the training effect in the palace is consistent with the training effect of the city defense battalion."
Mrs. Sophie obviously considered the cost issue. Besides, there are more than 180 or 1800 people in the palace, which is simply not feasible.
Outside the Schönbrunn Palace, it is not easy to operate. After all, the barracks are easy to build, and the soldiers are difficult to control. Whether it is the 180th or the 1800th, it is beyond the tolerance of Sophie and the emperor.
"City Defense Battalion, they may not have the same training intensity as the older brother. The City Defense Battalion has not been in war for a long time, and the military discipline is lax. They are not even as good as the police. At least the police often chase thieves and intercept robbers. There are often actual combats.
"About the little things about the city defense camp, even priests like the archbishop who don't hear anything outside the window and only read the book of sages know about it."
Little Carl hurried Joseph Osma Rauscher to pull over to make a meat pad, the wicked archbishop, who told you to always induce me to repent.
Joseph Osma Rauscher, this stinky priest is very bad. He is an expert in self-guilt education. He can make everyone feel that their sins are monstrous and that death cannot atone for their sins. He can only donate his family property to the church, and then Only by burying one's head in the Bible all day long can great liberation be achieved.
Little Carl always felt that when the original owner was in his 60s, the self-mutilation behavior of running to the Jordan River to drink holy water was inseparable from the archbishop's self-guilt inducement.
The Jordan River is the place where the local believers are baptized, the place where the pilgrims from all over the world wash away their exhaustion, the place where sinners wash away their sins, and the place where senior believers who confess their sins and cannot be washed away are used to sink their corpses and abandon themselves. place.
The sanitation of the Jordan River is dangerous, even if the young and the young, the young and the young, the young and the strong, and the young and the young, who are in high spirits, wielding knives and slashing people without names, accidentally drink a sip by mistake. You can lose half your life if you can have diarrhea and pull out of dehydration.
Not to mention that you, a 60-something-year-old old man who grew up in the plastic shed of the Habsburg royal family, actually drink it as holy water?
How clear the brain circuit is to be able to do that.
Since there is no holy water in Vienna, you must drink it every day in the Jordan River. Thinking that you will never be able to drink it again when you return to Vienna, you must have the idea that if you can drink one more sip, you can drink one more time.
Others are looking at the scenery on the riverbank, you are overeating in the Jordan River.
Oh, I'll go, I'll vomit just thinking about it.
Little Carl felt that when he grew up, he would definitely not do such a brainless thing. He wondered if he could live a few more years.
Little Carl then thought that it is said that the cheap elder brother, Emperor Franz Joseph, has always demanded himself by military standards, even to a higher degree. If he can't survive a cold shower in winter, he will not say anything. If he survives, his body will definitely be poor .
Since the old guy became emperor, he has been facing two kinds of pressures from the family and the country.
At home, there is a worry-free mother, a worry-free wife, a worry-free son, a worry-free brother, and a worry-free nephew.
At the national level, there are France, Russia, Italy, Germany, Britain, etc., who are eyeing tigers, and there are Hungarian Jiebo Wusai, etc., who are owls and deer.
Emperor Franz Joseph, who actually lived to be 86 years old, is really hard for him.
If you want to live for a long time, you have to exercise more, you have to leave the plastic greenhouse of the Habsburg family, and you have to be in the wilderness, where you can let the wind blow, let the rainstorm, and let the sun shine.
How about Napoleon~www.wuxiaspot.com~ It's awesome enough, because he didn't live long, he was glorious in his lifetime, and everything rests after his death.
Grand Duke John is considered an incompetent. He lived 80 years younger. His love was smooth before his death, and he was full of children and grandchildren.
In 1848, there were revolutions everywhere in Europe. In the German region, those states who did not want to talk to Prussia or Austria, all sitting together, even asked the Grand Duke John to be the regent.
Archduke John was so sad when he died that some hymns have even been sung, and it is said that it has become the state anthem of a certain state.
Little Carl took the Chinese chip and thought of Zhang Xueliang again. Compared with the Grand Duke John, it is far worse. Although the Grand Duke John is incompetent, he is not shameless. He is very responsible. In pursuit of love, he would rather Give up all kinds of treatment from your own royal family.
Zhang Xueliang is worthy of the "ruthless, shameless and unreasonable troubles" in Qiong Yao's novels.
Such a **** and prodigal turned out to be a national hero. Smoking a big cigarette is a love pot, picking up girls is a love pot, abandoning the city and running away is a love pot, and treachery is a love pot, all of which can be regarded as love pots in the end.
Why, live so long.
Those who opposed him in the past, who never lived against him, spread rumors casually, and those who were dead couldn't push the coffin lid off by themselves, sat up to argue with him, and he said whatever he wanted.
Just pull a reporter, give me five buckets of rice, let alone bend my waist, I dare to break my waist to show you, fold a 360-degree panoramic sunroof, and swivel 720 degrees for two weeks.
In the end, it's still very important to live a long time. Little Carl decided, no matter what, to rush out of the plastic shed, follow his uncle, travel all over the rivers and seas, and visit the mountains and lakes.
In fact, when the uncle went to inspect military facilities in various places and checked the training of the border troops, he wanted to play along.
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