Austria 1840
Chapter 23: God, take your Satan away
After sending Aunt Maria, little Carl was going to fool the old war god.
"Uncle, when I was in the church before, I served the archbishop and communicated with the archbishops of other dioceses. I heard some things, saying Austrian pills."
Come straight to the heavyweight, and the posture is not astonishing.
"What, what did you say?"
Old Carl was shocked. Fortunately, he was surrounded by a sail pole, so he held on to it and didn't fall.
Otherwise, I will go to see God seven years in advance, and I don't know if God will accept it or not. It would be inappropriate to go without a reservation.
"At that time, a visiting French bishop said that Austrian farts are not good enough. To get him, you don't need force, you don't need soldiers, just a mouth and a newspaper.
"As long as a seed of nationalism is planted, Hungary, Bohemia, Galicia, wherever you want, if there is soil and rain, it will take root and sprout, and Austria will be finished in a few years.
"Why, the proportion of the main ethnic groups is too low to control the whole country. If you exert yourself, you will collapse, and if you don't use it, you will disperse. Whether it collapses or disperses, it is a manifestation of lack of power."
Little Carl started a mixed doubles mode of smearing and disinformation.
"The moment I heard that sentence, I didn't know what was going on, it seemed that my wisdom was growing upwards, and it seemed that I suddenly increased by ten years.
"Even the literacy level has improved a lot. I used to read less than 10 words a day. After that, it seems that I can learn one hundred and one hundred, and two hundred and two hundred."
Little Carl began to make up reasons for his precociousness.
"Uncle, do you know why I fell down that day, with a bruised nose and a bruised face?"
Little Carl raised his head to look at the old war god, but he ignored him, so he had to answer himself.
"Because since I heard the French bishop's grand argument, my mind suddenly became clear. I completed all the homework assigned by the archbishop, and it was very easy. The archbishop said that I was possessed by the devil and told me to go to the confessional."
He gave Archbishop Joseph Osma Rauscher eye drops again. He was very resentful.
In addition, little Carl himself is not at all devout, what Amen, what may the Lord bless you, what the Lord forgives you, the Lord forgives you, come when you open your mouth, throw it away when you’re done, use it again if you need it, and throw it away when you’re done.
All the things that should be pious and formal, he doesn't care at all, so he doesn't have any psychological burden or religious pressure. He is not afraid of whoever hears him in the sky, and he is not afraid of whoever dares to punish him.
"Actually, I also felt like I was possessed by the devil, but after I got to the confession room, I didn't repent, so I asked God why the devil was possessed by me, you quickly bring the devil back, and don't let the devil in your house haunt me. I.
"At that time, I really didn't have any piety at all. I was angry and questioned God directly. Of course, God didn't answer me. I was yelling, crying and making trouble, venting my dissatisfaction, and soon I was tired. fell asleep and fell.
"Speaking of this, Uncle, I suddenly suspect that Archbishop Joseph Osma Rauscher pushed me down."
Little Carl gave the Archbishop eye drops again.
Old Carl watched the little thing perform, his face was expressionless, and he didn't know what to think.
Little Carl is not afraid at all. Rebirth is something that appears in the novel. He is not worried about the truth leaking at all. If he wants to leak it, it is also leaking the "fabricated truth".
And I have the right to speak the truth, I can make it up as I want. Afraid of a hammer!
"Uncle, since then, I thought it was possessed by the devil, and I wanted to hide from everyone, for fear that everyone would bring down the demons and exorcise the demons, and by the way they would destroy me too. Later, I heard the archbishop talk about miracles, the miracles of someone in a certain place. , is simply hype.
"Later, he chatted with the bishops who communicated with other diocese again, saying that those were not miracles, but that someone was enlightened and created miracles by himself.
Only then did I feel relieved. It was not that I was possessed by the devil, but that I was enlightened. Unfortunately, Uncle, I didn't have time to fabricate miracles at that time. Is it too late to fabricate it now? "
This guy Carl, even the profanity mode is about to be turned on.
Continuing to apply eye drops, the bishop's ungodly image was also exposed, and he had already seen that the military **** at home was not a devout believer at all.
Thinking about it, it is also possible to lead a team to fight with Napoleon, who is also Catholic, and to unite with those outsiders, such as the Anglican Church, Prussian Lutheranism, Russian Orthodox Church, these Protestant teams, and fight with their own Catholics.
Where can you expect his piety to go?
If he was really pious, he would lead the pagans to kill the believers he believed in, and if he had done so much, he would have blamed himself to death long ago.
Now that Archduke Karl is still alive and kicking, he is not a devout Catholic.
As long as you are not religious, there are more possibilities for cooperation.
"Uncle, let's ask another bad question. What percentage of Germans are in the entire Austrian Empire?"
"I haven't looked at the specific statistics recently, but the Germans should be slightly more than 20%, what's wrong?"
"What about the major ethnic groups in Britain and France?"
"More than 90% of French people in France; more than 80% of English people in Britain, including Ireland, should be more than 70% of English people."
"What about Prussia and Russia?"
"The Germans in Prussia are about 60-70%, and the Russians in Russia are at least half. What's the matter, little Karl, why do you suddenly think of asking these questions?"
Little Carl knew Austria. He died because the main ethnic group was relatively small. He couldn't control the entire country. The country was not weak, but he couldn't exert himself.
Similar to the Qing Dynasty, although the form of the problem was different, the Qing Dynasty had a lot of GDP, but in addition to subsistence, the remaining GDP, or the accumulated wealth, was pitifully small.
Back in Austria, because of the hooligans of the absolute majority of the two main nationalities, Britain and France, they were messing around in the periphery, adding fuel to the flames on the issue of nationalism, and causing Austria to be tossed to death.
He is a child now, and he doesn't have any direct power to work, so he can't increase the number of Germans, and of course he can't increase the proportion of Germans. Of course, he can only rely on the old ones. How does it affect? ?
"Uncle, I heard the Archbishop say that almost all of the Welsh people in the UK are Englishized, and most of the Scots are also Englishized. How many percent of these Englishmen and the other Englishized people together?"
"I don't know the specifics, then 60% of the Scots are English, 40% of the Irish are English, and the whole of the United Kingdom, including Ireland, Scotland and other places, more than 80% of the people in England and England, close to 90%."
"Uncle, France is more than 90%, England is close to 90%, Prussia, when he is more than 60%, Russia is more than 50%, and Austria is slightly more than 20%. Let's assume that these five countries have the same national strength. You say that they are in competition with them. What odds do we have?"
"Little Carl, do you want to be emperor?"
The God of War did not answer him and asked suddenly.
"What kind of emperor should I be? After the uncle dies, even if my father is not right, the eldest brother will be the emperor, and then the second brother."
Carl quickly got rid of it, and he really didn't want to be an emperor.
He knew that the eldest brother and the second brother were both alive and well, so how could he have the chance to be the emperor.
"Then why are you worrying so much?"
The old war **** stared at him and continued to ask.
"Uncle, I don't agree with what you said, did you want to be emperor when you rescued Vienna?
"Let's put it this way, although I never wanted to be emperor, if Austria is strong, I will live comfortably, and being a salted fish is also a free salted fish.
"If Austria is weak, I may be asked to beg for mercy with various countries in the future. After all, Austria and I are both prosperous and damaged."
Little Carl is really just and righteous, but he is really speaking from his heart.
In the future, the monarchy in most countries will not exist, and no one will be an emperor, and everyone still thinks of a strong country. At least a passport can go to a few more countries. If something goes wrong, at least a strong country will have enough strength to protect its citizens.
"I don't understand you, little Carl. You said so much. In fact, I don't believe a word of it, but I think what you said is reasonable. In fact, I think you are more likely to be possessed by the devil than to become enlightened."
The old military god's words scared little Carl into peeing.
"However, I won't care what's going on with you. You're as smart as a teenage kid. Anyway, there are such people in Chinese and foreign history, although I don't know if it's true or not."
The old guy is gasping for breath. If I heard the last sentence and was scared to death, wouldn't you say it in vain? Little Carl scolded the old man in his heart.
"As long as you are good for the Habsburgs, for the good of Austria, I can listen to all reasonable advice to you. It may even help you to realize certain ideas. Remember, some, not all... "
It's good to have your words. Little Carl looked at the old military **** with sincerity.
"...You did give me a lot of ideas that I never thought of, and these new ideas will help me. I really want to live another 20 years, and I really want to see what you will be like when you grow up."
Old Carl said with a bit of frustration.
"Uncle Carl, you can do it. You are only under 70 years old, and in 20 years, you will be under 90 years old. I plan on you to live to be 100 years old, and then continue to brag with my son."
Little Carl hurriedly sent him a long life wish, which cost nothing anyway.
"Then how do you think you can live a hundred years?"
Old Carl asked with a smile, obviously joking.
"Uncle, you are sick and I have medicine. Let's work together to croak."
Little Carl has been waiting for his words for a long time.
"If the old man wants to live well, milk is indispensable every day. If the old man wants to live well, he can't get away with a relaxing massage. My suggestion to you is to drink milk every day and do a massage at least once a week. Focus on the spine."
Little Carl said seriously, but he heard that this old guy fell down because of drunkenness~www.wuxiaspot.com~ broke his spine and hung up, so the solution is very simple.
Moreover, even if this problem is not fatal, it is also very important for the elderly to drink milk to supplement calcium loss.
"One more thing, Uncle, drink less. Alcohol will make you numb and lose your judgment.
As a soldier, especially if you will not be on the front line again, your thinking should be comprehensive and prudent, then you should distance yourself from alcohol. If you're a soldier on the front lines, you might need alcohol to inspire courage, but you don't. "
Little Carl came out right away with a serious look.
"It seems very reasonable, little Carl, I accept this suggestion. Drink more milk and less alcohol, and massage properly."
The old war **** agreed, which was unexpectedly simple for little Carl.
In this way, you can live a few more years. Maybe during the European Revolution in 1848, your brand will not fall, and you can help Austria quickly deal with the domestic rebellion.
It can also suppress the ambitions of the dozens of kingdoms, principalities, and free cities in the German region for a longer period of time.
Although the revolution of 1848 spread all over the major European countries, only Austria was completely ignored. Just like the Qing Dynasty in 1894, you were beaten down by Neonda before being known to the world. You are really weak.
In 1848, Austria was not even able to suppress internal rebellions. It was still an international friend from the East. The good brother Russia led troops to suppress the rebellion, and it was only on the surface that it seemed that the country did not explode.
However, as long as he's not blind, he can see that he can't hold back.
Every part of the empire dared to do their own thing.
Locally, in addition to having a certain loyalty to the emperor himself, to the highest government of Austria, it is perfunctory if it can be perfunctory, and it is perfunctory if it can not be dumped.
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