Azathoth's different dimension chat group

Fu Jiang looked at the bright red blood and various pieces of meat flowing on the ground. There was no scream like a normal little girl should. Instead, he looked at the pile of meat with disdain.

"Want to fuck me? I'm dreaming!"

After inserting the bone knife back into the rib-shaped scabbard on his back, Tomie walked directly out of the warehouse that was littered with corpses.

To be honest, when Tomi Jiang said the name of this move, she felt quite embarrassed.

After all, shouting out moves before fighting an enemy... that's probably something only a rookie can do!

The boss can guess the general action just by looking at the name of your move, and can even directly figure out how to deal with it.

Only this kind of move, where people basically don't know what you are talking about, can you yell it out without restraint.

"Whoa!"

When he was about to walk out of the door, Tomie used the skill "Bone Charm Blade·Demon Sword Shadow", which sounded particularly good, and killed the two killers guarding the door.

When Fu Jiang walked out, before they could react, they were chopped into pieces by the bone knife that Fu Jiang pulled out.

Even if they were chopped by Fu Jiang, it took them three seconds to react, and by the time they reacted, their bodies had already fallen apart.

It was as if they had been chopped into pieces by an invisible monster. The whole scene looked really weird and terrifying.

This is also the reason why Fujiang named this move "Demon Sword Shadow".

At most, these people could only see a quick shadow, and then it turned into countless neat and smooth cuts of meat, just like those monsters in horror stories.

——In fact, this ability is a characteristic of this skill.

Any creature or object chopped down by this skill will be forcibly cut into pieces of equal size according to the user's strength and speed.

In other words, as long as Tomie becomes strong enough by then, he can even cut the neutrons and protons in the nucleus into quarks!

Theoretically speaking, if Fujiang's strength reaches the point where she can compete with the way of heaven, that is, her strength reaches the level of around level 12... she can cut these things into things that are only in line with current human theories.

The smallest substance that makes up the world - "string"!

But if Tomie has reached level 12, she may not need to use weapons at all. She can blow up a sub-universe with just her physical body.

Okay, let's not go too far.

Tomie wants to become a being powerful enough to blow up the universe...it's still early!

Now she should actually go and see what the showdown between her "master" and others is like.

…

In an endless desert, there is an unknown cave. In this cave hidden under the sandstone, there are countless gold and silver jewelry that are extremely coveted.

But these gold and silver jewelry seemed to be covered with a lot of dust, and most of them were buried by yellow sand.

The extremely spectacular and huge "golden mountains" we see now are actually only a very small part of the wealth here.

No one knows how much gold, silver and jewelery there is buried under the yellow sand! No one can dig through the hundreds of meters of yellow sand and sandstone and find this hidden cave.

But the most valuable thing in this unknown cave is not these gold and silver jewelry, but the seemingly inconspicuous oil lamp placed squarely on top of the useless treasures.

There is an extremely powerful genie living in this oil lamp. He is the legendary genie who served Aladdin!

However, the Aladdin he served was already a man from more than a thousand years ago.

People living in high-rise buildings today regard the existence of the magic lamp as a very interesting character in an interesting story.

They have no idea that there is a genie under this unknown desert who can grant people's three wishes.

After waiting for more than a thousand years, the lantern god finally failed to wait for the arrival of the next "lantern wiper".

Now no one's heart is pure enough to use the magic lamp correctly, their hearts have been filled with greed!

"Only the destined person can summon the legendary elf... Only the last wish of the destined person can completely set the elf free forever!"

Before the djinn became an elf, he was just a sneaky little gangster.

He makes a living by stealing other people's property and food from vendors all day long.

Until one day when he was stealing a host's property, he accidentally rubbed a small teacup. Immediately after, a legendary "elf" appeared in the teacup, and the elf also said that he could realize his own destiny.

three wishes.

His first wish is——

"I want to get endless wealth!"

The elf directly gave him the ability to conjure gold and silver jewelry.

His second wish is——

"I want to live forever!"

With endless wealth, he wants to live the life of a rich man for the rest of his life, and he is unwilling to give up this wealth.

The elf made him full of vitality on the spot, and the vitality and energy in his body were enough to sustain the world until it was destroyed!

His third wish...

The genie of the lantern lay in the magic lamp, his eyes dull as he recalled the ignorant boy in his memory, that was who he was back then.

At that moment... he made the wish he regretted most——

"I want to get the same almost omnipotent power as you!"

——Then he became an elf who always serves others.

No wonder when I proposed that wish, the elf living in the tea cup did not refuse. Instead, he was very excited and turned himself into another elf living in the oil lamp!

A powerful elf must reside in a container, and his abilities must be suppressed by this container.

Only when a person gently rubs the container with a pious heart can the spirit be temporarily released.

The released elf must regard the person he released as his most respected master and fulfill at least three of his wishes before he can return to the container that suppressed him.

So in fact, when most elves fulfill their master's wishes, they decide whether the wish should be fulfilled earlier based on whether the master has a harmonious relationship with them, and whether their interests, hobbies, and outlook on life are the same.

Really, sometimes the "masters" the elves encounter are just out-and-out scum.

For this kind of "master", the elves usually choose to fulfill their three wishes quickly and then return directly to the container.

They are left regretting the side effects of their inaccurate wishes.

For those "masters" who have correct views and whose personalities are compatible with their own, these elves will help them explain some precautions about wishes and deal with some daily things that are not wishes.

They just want to chat with others...

In addition, elves cannot harm and refuse any request made by the "master" who summoned them.

In short, during these days of being a dungeon god, he has seen through a lot of things and understood many "skills" of being a dungeon god.

But this is of no use...

No one has summoned himself from the magic lamp in more than a thousand years...

The djinn myself has been completely forgotten by the world...

Eh? Wait!

What the hell is this light curtain!

…

"Beep! Group member 'Deng Shen' joins the chat group."

"Beep! Group member 'Morty' joins the chat group."

"Hey! Group member 'Rick' joins the chat group."

Three messages in a row scared everyone else in the chat group!

It’s been so long, but I didn’t expect three new members to join the group!

Moreover, these three new group members seem particularly familiar to some people!

Jeff the Killer: "Wow! I didn't expect Rick and Morty to join the group!"

Jeff the Killer: "I really like watching the interaction between the two of them on TV!"

Rick: "Huh? What? Morty! Why are you sleeping here?"

Jeff the Killer: "???"

Morty: "Oh! Rick...I...I'm a little tired, wait! What is this?"

Slit Girl: "I think these two new group members haven't reacted yet."

Trembling Tatsumaki: "Based on this conversation, it seems like there's nothing wrong with it."

Djinn: "..."

Djinn: "By the way, what kind of people are you! What is this thing?"

Split Girl: "New group members please read the chat group profile by yourself."

Slit Girl: "By the way, where are Tomie and Whitebeard? Aren't they usually the first to arrive when new group members arrive?"

Whitebeard: "Here we are, I've confirmed that Teach is the time traveler, but he seems to be ill now and is being treated. I've been keeping watch next to him."

Kawakami Tomie: "Hey! That Tikki's vest was ripped off! I didn't expect that this time traveler is quite stubborn!"

Morty: "Rick? What on earth is this light curtain?"

Rick: "I don't know, but based on the information above, it should be an intelligent template that randomly searches for intelligent life in the world and uses a special method to project a special screen onto our retinas."

Rick: "The characters shown above should all be real, and we are also the unlucky hosts bound by this template..."

Rick: "Come on, Morty, let's go back and see if we can hack this template."

Morty: "Rick! Is this thing the product of a parallel world?"

Rick: "I don't know. It may be a product of other independent worlds. I'd better lock him up now. It's upsetting to watch..."

Afterwards, these two new group members sent no new messages.

Crazy Dave: "Hohoho! I was diving and suddenly became excited when I saw this new group member!"

Tomie Kawakami: "Excited?"

Jeff the Killer: "F♂Q!"

Azathoth: "Do you like v♂an game?"

Lumberjack: "...Why did the painting style suddenly become philosophical?"

Everyone: "..."

Crazy Dave: "...I simply think that the other person has a high IQ and seems to have something in common with me..."

Split Girl: "By the way @Kawakami Tomie, where did you go just now? Why didn't you reply to the new group member's message immediately?"

Kawakami Tomie: "Oh, something happened in my world. I just forgot to look at what happened in the group."

Deng Shen: "Well... I've finished reading. This chat group is really magical."

Deng Shen: "And I also saw that if a new group member is not added, both the new group member and the group leader will be given a red envelope. Is it true?"

Kawakami Tomie: "That's right! We almost forgot that there is such a rule! Please send red envelopes to group leaders and new group members!"

Overlord of the Universe: "To be honest, it was this red envelope that defrauded me."

Trembling tornado: "A certain big pineapple upstairs is gradually becoming salty."

The Overlord of the Universe: "It feels good to be salted fish for a while, and it feels good to be salted fish all the time!"

Overlord of the Universe: "Hey, Saitama's family is having hot pot again, I have to go and have a meal."

Whitebeard: "Boros' character looks completely broken."

Momonga: "Whether he collapses or not, I just want the group leader to send out a magic collection. I have to concentrate on learning magic recently!"

Azathoth: "Look at them! They are almost as strong as me now, and they still have to work hard. As members of the bottom group, you should work harder!"

Angel: "The group leader is right!"

Azathoth: "As a wet nurse, you don't need to think about these things. You can just farm in Hemokbo with peace of mind."

Angel:"……"

The ramen is so delicious: "Ah! I just passed Mr. Kakashi's test, so I couldn't wait to come to the chat group to have a look. I didn't expect that there were three new group members!"

Lumberjack: "Yes, they seem to be okay and very calm. They don't look surprised at all."

Lumberjack: "[email protected] said your nickname is a nickname? Why did you choose such a name?"

Djinn: "...I am a genie who can fulfill other people's wishes. It seems that a thousand years ago, I helped a young man named Aladdin fulfill his wish."

Jeff the Killer: "Wow! That sounds awesome!"

Tomie Kawakami: "Aladdin's magic lamp?"

Lumberjack: "...Well, we're used to it anyway. It wouldn't be surprising if some gods and the like join us in the future."

Momonga: "Magic lamp! I wonder if you can grant one of my wishes?"

Djinn: "It should be possible..."

Trembling Tatsumaki: "Hey! I think we can use wish opportunities instead of red envelopes!"

Crazy Dave: "Oh? One wish opportunity for each person instead of a red envelope? Sounds like a good idea!"

Lumberjack: "Group leader, is it okay?"

Azathoth: "Don't ask me... you have to ask the djinn for permission."

Djinn: "Well... Anyway, I am locked in an oil lamp and can't get out. Otherwise, I will grant a wish to each of you!"

Whitebeard: "But is the wish to cross the world really useful?"

Djinn: "According to my ability... as long as I know the name and existence of that person, I should be able to realize my wish."

Trembling Tatsumaki: "It doesn't matter, let's try it first. If it doesn't work, we won't have this wish."

Lumberjack: "We are not a greedy group of people anyway."

Jerry: "What Tom and I want can't be too difficult..."

Tom: "...After all, we are just a group of pets without dreams."

Djinn: "So...who of you wants to fulfill your wish first?"

Azathoth: "I think it's better to let Momonga come first. After all, he is the first person (Skeleton) to make this request."

Crazy Dave: "Okay."

Tomie Kawakami: "No objection."

Universe Overlord: "It doesn't matter."

…

Momonga: "Since everyone is asking me to be the first to make a wish, then I'd rather be respectful than obey."

Djinn: "But I have to say it first. It's best to think carefully before making a wish. Some wishes may have side effects if they are not clear."

Djinn: "And I can't change other people's race or spiritual thinking, nor can I resurrect the dead or make others fall in love with someone."

Djinn: "I can basically fulfill all other wishes..."

Djinn: "Remember to say these three words 'I hope'!"

Suzuki Satoru, who was sitting on the throne on the tenth floor under the big tomb, looked at the messages in the chat group, and then looked at Albedo and Shalltear, who were blushing next to him...

"This has completely blocked my way..."

Suzuki Satoru or Ainz, who originally wanted to change his current skeleton image or change the personalities of Albedo and Shalltear, complained silently.