Azathoth's different dimension chat group

The scene switches back to Wanlin Hotel...

Gods and life forms that can destroy several planets at will are doing something that they would never have thought of doing before, something that insults their godhood——

"Little dragon man, give me an apple."

Yug unceremoniously orders Satan, the "Lord of Hell" in the game.

"Hurry up. Whether I succeed in defeating the dragon or not depends on this golden apple."

Satan, who was living under someone else's roof, did not dare to refute the title given to him by Yog. He respectfully controlled the red-skinned character in the game to throw an apple at Yog. At the same time, he also gave instructions to Lucifer who was building a house next to him.

road:

"Birdman, give me some lapis lazuli, I'm going to prepare it for enchantment."

"roll!"

Lucifer completely ignored Satan and continued to build his carefully designed house.

"I'm an architect. If I want lapis lazuli, I'll go find that guy. He mines mines every day. The diamonds we all have together are less than half of his fraction, let alone lapis lazuli."

Wan Lin, whom Lucifer called "that boy," had just returned from mining. He casually dropped a set of lapis lazuli stones and said to Satan: "I haven't had enough food recently, give me some steak."

Faced with this kind of transaction that made no loss at all and even made a little profit, Satan, as a devil, naturally agreed happily: "No problem, I'll give you the steak."

After saying that, Satan picked up the group of lapis lazuli stones on the ground, and then threw a group of steaks at the character controlled by Wan Lin.

Wan Lin looked at the steak on the ground and immediately vomited to Satan: "Damn it! Why did you give me raw beef? Why don't you give it to me after it's cooked?!"

Satan ran away and said: "You didn't say you wanted cooked steak just now! Anyway, you have so many coals on your body, can't you grill it yourself? I still have to fight monsters to gain experience! Let's go now, bye~"

"Satan I ****, you ****."

Wan Lin cursed and mentally added Satan to his trading blacklist.

"I consider myself unlucky to have made a deal with this devil."

With that said, Wan Lin took the raw beef in his backpack and roasted it in the furnace. After roasting some food, he controlled his character to go to the mine to look for minerals while waving the fortune three and efficiency five drill script in his hand.

——Yes, these guys are playing Mi in multiplayer together now.

Originally, as gods, Satan and Lucifer disdained playing "video games", something they had previously looked down upon.

As a result, under Yug's strong request (threat), they finally gave in, and gradually adapted to the character image in the game, and also distinguished different professions.

Satan is responsible for killing monsters and killing animals.

Lucifer is in charge of construction.

Wan Lin is responsible for mining.

The temporarily offline system is responsible for farming and trading with villagers.

Yug is responsible for researching bugs (features) and exploring the fastest way to slay dragons and wither.

"Hey! Pile driver, someone is coming."

Naiya pushed Yog and took off the game helmet he was wearing when Yog was fighting the dragon at the most critical moment. This also resulted in Yog only having time to see himself being killed by the Ender Dragon at the last moment.

Hitting the void.

Azathoth's eyelids twitched, and he teleported Naia, who had successfully attempted suicide, to a place very far away from the world of Cthulhu mythology where they lived, so far away that even Yog had to think carefully before deciding whether to go or not.

go.

But this time, without any hesitation, Yug directly dispatched his body and instantly teleported to the world where Naiya was.

Azathoth: "..." It seems that Naiya, you should take care of yourself in that world. This time, even your father really can't protect you...

Looking at the man in front of him, Azatos, who had already finished giving instructions to the members of the group, and who happened to have a period of rest, was slumped on the sofa, listening to him talk incessantly about something he was more interested in.

words.

Since Azatos was racing with the group members in his room when Yaqi came to this shop, Yaqi had not seen Azatos with his own eyes, but he also knew it based on Wan Lin's dictation.

The mysterious man in front of me is the master of the starry sky, so he also behaves respectfully towards Azathoth.

"Sir, something has happened in our world. Our foundation would like to ask you to help us deal with it. No matter what conditions you put forward, we can..."

Before Archie could finish his words, Azathoth raised his hand to stop the insignificant "conditions" he planned to say to himself next.

"First," Azathoth raised his eyes and held out a finger, "I am not a businessman, so I will not just go to your world to deal with things just because of your conditions."

Archie wanted to say something else, but was stopped again by Azathoth.

"Second," Azathoth stretched out a second finger, "I don't care about the fate of mankind, and I am not a human being. Your human conditions are not necessary for me. Your human conditions are not necessary for me.

The only function is to make a series of interesting events happen to please me. If what happens in your world is interesting, I will go and help you handle the affairs, and please my boring spirit by the way."

"Third..." Azathoth's final words scared Archie to the point of having a heart attack, but fortunately, what Azathoth was about to say to him was good news, "I have long ago known what happened in your world."

Got it, use church holy water or crosses to deal with them

That's fine. Of course you can also use Buddhist beads and talismans, but they must be blessed by a serious priest, Zen master or Taoist priest to be effective. The kind you use is either wholesale, or it is not a magic weapon that has been blessed or consecrated by a serious person.

, of course it’s useless…”

Archie, who was about to ask a question, choked up and suppressed the question he was about to blurt out. He obediently recorded the methods Azathoth said with a pen.

"In terms of holy water, I suggest using a water gun to nourish them. I suggest everyone bring a few more crosses and talismans. If it is Buddhist beads, using relics is actually the best, but the most cost-effective one is actually the century-old Bodhi seed..."

After listening to Azathoth's suggestions, Archie always felt a little bad. Why did it sound like these things required a lot of money?

Since the old man was fostered in this small shop last time, the funds allocated to him by the foundation have far exceeded expectations. Although Archie was successful in containing 682, the foundation did not count this expense on him.

He went up and upgraded a few levels, but the issue of funding is still a big problem for him.

Let's not talk about holy water. After all, although this thing is not something you can get with money, the foundation's network is very large, so this thing can be obtained easily.

The key is the person who can bless the magic weapon!

Although the Foundation knows many talents in this field, and several of these people are also employed by the Foundation, it is understandably difficult to ask them to consecrate so many weapons.

If you want to hire a few more, the money required is estimated to be very high, at least tens of millions of dollars, and this can only be done with the premise that they agree to the transaction!

After bidding farewell to Azathoth, under the protection of a group of Foundation agents, Archie smoothed out his body covered with soft fur and became a "living sofa" man, and then ran out of the hotel door like a fly.

When the uncle reacted, all members of the foundation suppressed their laughter and ran out of this dangerous place.

Uncle: ...I just felt like I was humiliated by an ordinary person.

Archie: MD! It’s so refreshing! I feel like I can brag about it with other people for the rest of my life!

Shabu: Alas... all the prepared rations have been gone, the Lun family is a little unhappy~

After knocking Shub on the head, Azathoth turned around and picked up the game helmet Yog left on the sofa and put it on Shub.

"Stop doing nothing all day, come here! Play a game to relax..."

Shabu: Haha...hehe, I just want to eat, drink and play games all day long...

Then……

Wan Lin: "Damn! Who released the lava!"

Lucifer: "My villa! Who put the TNT!!!"

Satan: "Who attacked me! I finally got the experience!!!"

system:"???"

System: "Where are my villagers? Where are the top-notch conscientious villagers that I finally managed to get?!"

System: "I just went to the system group and was flooded for less than five minutes! Why was my field completely washed away by naughty children!"

System: "Fortunately there is no TNT..."

Fortunately, the system controlled its own game character to slowly step onto a very hidden stone pressure plate...

"Hissssss~"

"boom!!!"

System: "..." The peaceful mentality gradually began to distort~

Sabu, who was secretly hiding in the dark and watching their angry expressions, smiled happily: "I have never been so happy! Look at their expressions... Hahaha! Ouch!"

After tapping Shub's head again, Azathoth took off the gaming helmet from Shub's head: "It seems that it would be better for you to play less games in the future..."

"No~ I think it's actually quite fun to be a naughty kid in the game every day... Uh, it's nothing, I didn't say anything just now!"

Sabu, who was about to act coquettishly, raised his eyes and saw the unkind look in Azathoth's eyes. Only then did he realize that the human incarnation of the Lord had many memories of being tricked by naughty children before, and now he was saying that he was a naughty boy in front of him.

, undoubtedly seeking death specifically to make him angry.

I am not Naiya, and there is a limit to how I can commit suicide!

It's fun to be a naughty child in the game, but if you make Azathoth unhappy, you will probably be imprisoned, and it will be at least tens of thousands of years old, and your mind will probably be set to "chaos" by Azathoth.

, it’s impossible to even think about interesting things like this now!

After Sabu settled down, Azathoth put on the system's newly launched game helmet that can play games in virtual reality, hacked it very easily, and then found a certain save point where it automatically saved, and saved the original

The save file destroyed by Shabu was completely overwritten.

But instead of thanking Azathoth for this move, the others became even more irritable. Satan couldn't help but sit on his stool and punch the old man next to him who was using the sleeping starry sky as a doghouse.

Uncle: So who did I provoke whom?

"We need to go deeper!"

Looking at the task prompt just completed in the lower left corner, the others couldn't help but want to curse!

This is their first time in hell! At this time, they are all in iron traps! The only diamond equipment on their bodies is a diamond manuscript! And the house is still the most primitive matchbox!

Damn! Now their resources have been set back by several generations! They have to develop it again bit by bit!

Just when they were about to collapse, another prompt came from the lower right corner:

"Wanlin" achievement achievement "Sorry, not today!"

Wan Lin is being attacked by a bunch of noobs, and he happens to be holding a shield, so...

"We need to go deeper!"

"Sorry, not today!"

Everyone: "╯□╰"

Azathoth: "I suspect you are driving, and there is sufficient evidence!"