Azathoth's different dimension chat group

"Beep! Group member 'Steve' joins the chat group."

Lumberjack: "New group member?"

Kawakami Tomie: "A new group member has been added! There is only one? It seems that his strength should be relatively strong, right?"

Universe Overlord: "Maybe. After all, Momonga was the only one when he joined the chat group. Now the combat effectiveness of the chat group members has improved a lot. Maybe this group member will be even stronger."

Ship Spirit: "Strong? How strong?"

Five Rabbits: "Group leader! Something happened in my world..."

Azathoth: "Okay, got it! We will handle your matter. Then we will go to your and Pinocchio's worlds to perform tasks respectively. Let's welcome the new group members first!"

Killer Jeff: "Steve? The name of the new group member feels a bit familiar?"

Morty: "Oh! Is that Steve Rogers with the shield? I didn't expect this person to join this chat group..."

Azathoth: "@Morty, I can tell you for sure that this is not him."

Rick: "Haha! Morty! I said you are such an idiot! No wonder Jessica never noticed you! You learned to be cool! Of course you can only act cool! Unlike your grandpa and me! I was

Relying on her own charm, she has gained a lot of great figures..."

Morty: "Rick!"

Slit Girl: "You just got out of the ban and you jumped out like that. I think the group leader will not only ban you next time, but may turn you into a useless person who will never be O for life~"

Tomie Kawakami: "Life is nothing? Please say the blocked word, otherwise I will think it means standing firm for life."

Momonga: "...driving again."

Trembling Tatsumaki: "To be honest, I really wouldn't have thought of going there if Tomie didn't tell me."

The ramen is so delicious: "I better not get involved in the adult world... Sasuke! Go and help me block the attack!"

Thor: "How can this be? Don't be distracted during the battle! Hit him! Remember to hit him to death! No mercy!"

The ramen is so delicious: "Well... we have solved them in the morning. Now I am playing with Sasuke and Sakura on the computer I bought in the chat group. The performance is not bad, and it is really smooth when playing games...

Give me food! I want to get some health back! Okay, let’s not talk about it for now, I’m going to go offline and continue the game.”

Steve: "Who are you?"

Steve: "Where is this?"

Steve: “Why are my thoughts on this thing?”

Steve: "Wait, this strange thing actually has an introduction? Let me see..."

Steve: "Other worlds? It sounds pretty good. Are you all residents of other worlds? By the way, do any of you know my life experience?"

Steve: "I am now in a world made of blocks. Almost everything in it is square, and..."

Kawakami Tomie: "Wait! Wait! Why are you sending messages so fast!"

Steve: "Is it fast? I choose the manual typing mode now because I am bored. It just happens to practice my language logic ability, although I don't know what this means..."

Slit Girl: "With this hand speed, you have been single for at least forty years, of course, if this new group member is a man."

Djinn: "???"

Angel:"???"

Tom: "???"

Jerry: "???"

Lumberjack: "???"

Crazy Dave: "Our group members are all men, and we are all single. The elf has been born for thousands of years... That kind of hand speed is beyond what humans can achieve! Come on! It only takes less than two seconds in total."

The time, a few dozen times per second, if you hit me with your hands, I guess I am either really powerful or just joking."

Rick: "Oh! Don't say how many words per second. Give me some time to make a few more robotic arms. I can write thousands of words per second!"

Azathoth: "You ignored the computer. To be honest, you really made a fuss out of a molehill. You were the only one capable of dissolving hundreds of other Mortys from parallel universes just to teach your grandson a lesson."

Killer Jeff: "Group leader! I think it’s better not to spoil it. I really want to see the scene where Rick fights with the modified Birdman. If I say it, I won’t watch it..."

Jeff the Killer: "Wait! Did I accidentally reveal something again?!"

Rick: "Yeah...it seems I have to remind Birdman to be careful in the future."

The ramen is so delicious: "It's all cubes... The new group members won't be what I thought, right?"

Morty: "It's all cubes... maybe the new group member belongs to Mi!"

Azathoth: "Yes!"

Morty: "OMG! I want to play in the world of the new group members!"

Steve: "Uh... welcome?"

Rick: "Morty! You can't leave my side! I need you to help me do some more interesting and weird experiments! I think there will always be one among our countless parallel worlds that will make you give up going to that place called

What kind of world is Mine...'Miners' Battle for Hegemony' or something like that!"

(PS: The author is spoofing the original translation of Station A. When I saw Station A translate Mi into "Miner's Hegemony", the author really laughed so hard!)

Morty: "Rick! Can I have my own adventure time! Do you know? I only need 600 points to travel to other worlds! My current wealth is enough for me to travel hundreds of times!"

Rick: "But you can't leave me!"

Morty: "Why?!"

Trembling Tornado: "Will Rick explode on the spot as soon as he leaves Morty?"

Lumberjack: "It's impossible..."

Jeff the Killer: "...Actually, what that green-haired kid said is pretty much the same."

Trembling Tornado: “@KillerJeff feels offended.”

Jeff the Killer: "Tch! Whatever!"

Trembling Tornado: "..."

Momonga: "Forget it, stop arguing."

Djinn: "Lord, why can't Rick leave Morty?"

Azathoth: "I think it's better for Rick to explain the reason himself."

Rick: "..."

Morty: "Rick?"

Azathoth: "Don't talk for now. Let the two of them talk."

Everyone: "Okay."

Morty: "Rick, can you speak?"

Rick: "Morty, after what I say, please don't hold a grudge against me...and don't alienate me. This is my only request, okay?"

Morty: "Okay...okay."

Rick: "...If you hesitate, then I'd better not say anything...you don't need to know this kind of thing anyway."

Rick: "Me too..."

Realizing that he had almost revealed his true feelings, Rick immediately disconnected from the chat group.

"Mad! Why can this chat group recognize my truest and most cowardly words and thoughts!" Rick, who was wearing a "thought shielding module" on his head, shouted.

He had long known that this chat group would express his true thoughts, so he had developed a module that could block almost all thought intrusions within the three days of being banned. But now it seems that he has developed

This thing seems useless for chat groups.

Rick took off the device on his head, lay on the experimental table and let out a long sigh of relief.

It seems that I still don’t know much about this unknown chat group. It has shown me many incredible things and also detected the truest version of myself.

"Uh...Rick..."

"Morty, the door is not closed."

Morty opened the door and walked in. He saw Rick lying on the workbench with a laptop in his hand.

"Hey Rick! I think I really should give this game a try..."

Rick raised his head, "Morty! I don't need to waste time playing games! Hiccup~ I need more exciting... hiccup~ adventures!" He pointed at Morty's nose and cursed.

Morty was not angry at Rick's behavior because he already knew from the chat group why Rick was so crazy and eager for exciting adventures.

"Rick... we don't need to be sad because we are an anime character. What I want to say is actually... Oh! Look! This world is so beautiful, even if it is a virtual world, it is not a big deal, right?"

But Rick doesn't think so: "Morty! Your idea is designed for you by the person or group of people in front of the screen! Our every move, words, deeds, and thinking are all controlled and enslaved by higher-dimensional beings.

!We are just tools and puppets to please them...How could you, a little fool, understand..."

Seemingly frightened by Rick's extreme language, Morty hurriedly placed the laptop on Rick's workbench and left Rick's workroom in a panic.

Back in the living room, Jerry taunted Morty inappropriately: "How was it? Did you succeed in trying to reason with that old stubborn man? Did you fail? I knew he wouldn't listen to you!"

"Jerry!" Beth stopped the loser from sarcastically comforting himself.

"Hey!" Jerry retorted, "This is one of the few events that can improve my self-confidence. Can't I have my own ideas?"

"Dad, I don't think you need to mock Morty at all. What I mean is - there are far more idiots on the Internet than you. You can still mock those idiots - provided you can use the computer proficiently.

type."

Xia Mo's ridicule of her father was still so to the point.

Jerry was also speechless by Xia Mo's ridicule. He could only pretend to read the newspaper he didn't know how long ago. The date seemed to be from last week, and there was a piece of paper on it that had already dried up.

Urine stains and a few white dog hairs.

Morty sat on a small chair next to the sofa and said with a wry smile: "Maybe when Rick starts playing the game, he will feel that my ideas and tastes are correct? I mean - oh! There is such loneliness in the world

People don’t like to play that game! That game is a paradise for autistic people..."

At this point, Morty's words of self-comfort suddenly stopped, and he lowered his head and remained silent.

Rick: "Hey! Guys! I found a treasure!"

Morty: "???"

Azathoth: "I knew it."

Azathoth: "The guy who doesn't mean what he means is always so arrogant. He says that there is nothing worth living in this world, but isn't he having fun playing the game in private?"

Jerry: "Ha! Humans!"

Tom: "Huh! Humans!"

Pinocchio: "Ha! Human!"

Ship Spirit: "Ha! Human!"

Five Rabbits: "Ha! Humans!"

Overlord of the Universe: "Ha! Humanity!"

Steve: "Uh... by the way, am I a human being?"

Jeff the Killer: "Can an ordinary human break a tree with bare hands? A tree one meter in diameter? Can carry millions of tons of items? Can fall from a height of 23 meters without dying? Can swallow a tree made of gold?

apple?"

The ramen is so delicious: "So I envy Steve! He is able to live in such an interesting world!"

Momonga: "Although I don't want to join in your complaints, but... I have never seen a human being who can be resurrected instantly after death without having to pay any price."

Steve: "Resurrection? Can I?"

Lumberjack: "..."

Lumberjack: "I've heard of it before. It should be possible to resurrect... right?"

Steve: "I'll try it."

Others: "..."