Azathoth's different dimension chat group

The world of Blackened Pinocchio, in a "breeding farm" in an unknown town——

"This is a place where we are enslaved and provide us with food." The older vampires are explaining the facts about this town to the new vampires. "People will breed and grow here until they reach adulthood at the age of sixteen.

Then it can become our food.”

The people in the cage didn't have any fear or panic at all. When they saw a person next to them being captured by a blood slave, and their blood was drawn, they would only raise their eyelids at most, and they would never make any big movements, even if they were about to be captured.

Those people had the same reaction.

Some vampires whose humanity has not yet been completely wiped out frowned slightly and said, "Isn't this a little too cruel? Let them spend their lives in this small space."

The elder vampire glanced at him and replied in a very disdainful tone: "Didn't you think about pig farms and slaughterhouses when you said this? You idiot who is not fully transformed!"

"We are not cruel, at least we can let them leave their corpses intact, while humans will ingest all parts of the animals, including even the diseased tissues of the animals! What they do is definitely much crueler than us!"

Then another elderly vampire next to him continued to add: "On average, four square meters of activity space per person is not small. At least we give them space to move freely, and we also exercise regularly every day to ensure adequate blood circulation.

And metabolize impurities!”

"What's more..."

He pointed to the circular activity area in the distance and said to these new vampires: "When we get to the free activity area, you will know that these humans are definitely not worthy of sympathy!"

The new vampires were full of doubts.

The older vampires also patted the shoulders of the new vampire who asked the question, and said something meaningful: "Be careful not to vomit when you go there! Because it's quite disgusting!"

They were even more confused.

…

"No! You can't go!"

Squidward has just accepted the weird setting of "chat group".

And he is also happy to put down his work and go to other worlds to perform tasks. After all, he didn't really like his original job in the first place.

However, after SpongeBob heard that Squidward was going to other worlds, he also clamored to follow Squidward to other worlds.

Obviously, Squidward refused.

Spongebob immediately hugged Squidward's four legs and said: "I'm going! Squidward, you are my best friend! I believe this cool octopus who is extremely handsome and has excellent musical talent will definitely not refuse his friend's sincere request.

?”

Although Spongebob is a bit silly and sweet, he has a good way of praising others, and he also praises others in a silly and sweet way.

Maybe in SpongeBob's eyes, Squidward, who has accomplished nothing and is arrogant, is really the kind of guy who doesn't fit in with his character.

But in the eyes of others, SpongeBob SquarePants is complete nonsense!

He deliberately made himself smaller to facilitate communication with Squidward. The boat spirit couldn't help complaining: "Your friend's vision of people is a bit... maverick?"

Squidward was about to explode: "This little idiot is not my friend!"

"That's right! Brother Squidward! We are indeed not friends..."

SpongeBob admitted it for the first time.

But Squidward, who has been in contact with SpongeBob for a long time, does not think that SpongeBob really understands the true meaning of his words.

Just when Ship Spirit thought that SpongeBob would be furious because of being denied, SpongeBob suddenly changed the context and said: "Because we are the best friends in the entire Bikini Castle! Hahahaha, hahaha~

"

The devilish laughter constantly stimulated the eardrums of Squidward and Ship Spirit, causing them to cover their ears.

Unlike Squidward, the ship spirit, who has been collecting the souls of sailors and ships at sea for a long time, does not have patience and compassion for SpongeBob, so she slapped him to the floor with one palm.

Only then did the annoying laughter stop.

"It seems that you have already regarded him as a friend deep in your heart."

The boat spirit suddenly said this to Brother Squidward.

Brother Squidward was stunned for a moment, and then said: "How is this possible? I just want to get away from Spongebob as soon as possible! Hahaha~"

Obviously, the ship spirit wouldn't believe Squidward's deceptive behavior.

She retorted: "If you really hate Spongebob so much, you wouldn't have been able to endure him for so long. If it were me, I should have quit my job long ago!"

"I'm just too lazy to look for another job..."

"No, you just can't let him go! You're afraid that he'll hurt himself if he's so stupid! You definitely just care about him!"

Although Shipling doesn't usually talk in chat groups, she has a very vicious eye on things. She can see Squidward's true thoughts at a glance.

Squidward couldn't continue to refute with reason, so he had no choice but to say: "This is just my sympathy for the fool."

"Aren't you the fool?"

Ship Spirit used Soul Crit.

Squidward's heart was severely damaged!

"Stop... stop talking, I think I need to adjust my mood..."

However, Ship Spirit didn't care about Squidward's current mood. She continued to analyze through her own observations and guesses: "You are jealous of him, but you also like and care about him very much. This contradictory psychology finally made you decide to be indifferent to him, because

This way you can let him get close to you without hurting your face and bring you some joy..."

"Stop talking! Let's go quickly!"

Squidward almost spoke to the Ship Spirit in a begging tone, perhaps because she had guessed his psychology correctly!

"The reason why you are jealous of him," Chuan Ling said as he took the best employee award hanging on the wall, "maybe because he is more popular than you and he is always a winner in your eyes!"

"And he..." Boat Spirit hung up Spongebob's Best Employee Award medal again under Squidward's desperate gaze, "but he can always do things with you without caring about other people's eyes and whether you succeed or fail.

friend."

"So you are very conflicted and confused!"

Chuan Ling's analysis is almost to the point.

"You feel like you're not worthy of this successful little idiot with a pure heart."

"But you also stubbornly believe that he is hindering you, because his success highlights your failure and lack of promise in this life!"

"You hate all successful people because they are always superior, but he doesn't care about his own honor and is willing to be friends with you, a guy who always fails."

"You would have been secretly happy, but you found out that he was far more famous than you, and you were just a foil to him, and he hadn't noticed this yet, so you started to be indifferent to him!"

"All of this..."

The ship spirit pointed at Squidward's chest.

"It's all because of your vanity, your sad and contradictory self-esteem, and your countless loneliness and loneliness!"

"I'm right!"

The boat spirit stood on the stool and looked down at the octopus that wanted to curl up.

"——Loser!"

Squidward is completely devastated!

The hidden emotions in his heart completely exploded at this moment!

He knelt on the ground and cried loudly, feeling pity for his failed life, but also hating his ever-present powerful vanity, as well as his arrogance and ignorance.

Spongebob was woken up by the cry and climbed up from the floor.

When he saw the crying Squidward, his expression was a little confused, as if he was thinking about why Squidward was crying here.

"Hey! Brother Squidward, are you unhappy? Talk to me! I'm an expert in fish psychology~"

As he said this, he pulled out a shiny postcard from a psychological counselor and prepared to give it to Brother Squidward.

But Squidward didn't appreciate it and just lay on the ground crying.

Ship Spirit shook his head, patted Spongebob on the shoulder, and said, "Let him vent, he has been suppressed for too long."

Spongebob said: "Really? Why do I think Squidward is so cheerful?"

Chuan Ling said: "That's just what you think."

Spongebob scratched his head strangely: "But I always see Squidward drawing pictures of himself in his room? If he is not cheerful, is it possible that Squidward just wants to leave something behind? So that others can still remember it in the picture.

His appearance?"

Ship Spirit, who originally thought SpongeBob was just a silly and sweet person, was a little shocked, because she instantly understood what SpongeBob meant!

She calmed down and said, "That's just because he is more narcissistic. People who draw portraits of themselves are not necessarily cheerful. He just simply enjoys the pleasure that painting himself brings to him."

Then she murmured: "It seems that IQ and EQ are not very high, but in fact he is a genius with both online quotients!"

"What?"

"Nothing, just thinking about the mission."

The boat spirit fooled him, then turned to Brother Squidward, who had finished venting his anger, and said, "Go and ask for leave from your boss. Then I will take you two over to participate in the mission."

Brother Squidward is also a person with relatively strong self-regulation ability, so naturally he will not be depressed because of this kind of thing, but he felt a little incredible about what Ship Spirit said!

"What? I want him to come with me!" Squidward showed great resistance.

"Yes, that's right!" Boat Spirit replied very solemnly, "Because he can definitely provide us with some help, and this is also what the group leader requires, and no rejection is allowed!"

"Who is your group leader? Why do you have to implement what he says? Also, who is the 'group leader' you are talking about?"

Ship Spirit was silent because she recalled her shock when the leader of the group took off his vest, and the unspeakable terror.

"He is - God!"

"god???"

The confusion between the two was beyond words.

"Yes, it's God!"

The boat spirit couldn't help but look up at the ceiling.

Maybe there...

The group leader is watching them...

Azathoth: "That's right, I'm just watching you invisibly~"

Ship Spirit: "..."

Brother Squidward: "..."