Azathoth's different dimension chat group

Azathoth's first impression when he came to Chinatown was one word: fragrant!

Almost everyone here can cook home-cooked food, because it is still the early twentieth century, so the way of cooking is still authentic Chinese cuisine, with almost no changes to cater to the tastes of the American people.

Azathoth, who had not eaten Chinese food for almost a week, now actually felt a little bit hungry.

This may be because his human consciousness has not completely dissipated. As the evil god, Azathoth can survive without eating carbohydrates.

But the hunger in his heart has filled the soul of Azathoth's incarnation. He can't wait to swallow this town in one bite. Of course, he also has this ability.

Azathoth randomly found a restaurant that looked good and planned to appease his restless stomach before looking for the time traveler.

"Hey! Boss! Please come over here, I want to eat here!" Azatos walked into this Chinese restaurant called "Beibei Restaurant" and shouted to the chef.

"Here it comes!" The person who spoke was a little girl with beautiful blond hair and a cute little face.

"Succubus?" Azathoth looked at the little girl and whispered strangely: "No, the bloodline is very thin. Maybe her ancestors have the blood of succubi."

Azathoth didn't notice anything wrong. After all, this was Cthulhu's worldview, and it wasn't too unusual for humans to be mixed with the blood of other races.

Like the small town of Innsmouth next door, almost all of them are the undead hybrid descendants of humans and deep divers.

"Excuse me, big brother, what do you want to eat? There is a menu here. If you want to eat something, just tick these dishes."

"My dad was too tired from studying the recipes last night and is still resting. I'll help him with the chores."

As she said that, the little girl took out a thin piece of paper from behind, with a variety of traditional Chinese delicacies on it. Azatos was dazzled when she saw it.

"Let me see what's there."

Azathoth carefully read from the first row, reading as he went:

"There are steamed lamb...steamed bear paw...steamed deer tail...roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, braised salted duck, soy sauce chicken, bacon, pine flowers, tripe, dried meat, sausage..."

After reading it, Azatos raised his head in confusion, looked at the porcelain doll-like little girl in front of him, and said to her: "What is your father's background? I'm afraid he's not a cross talker! Report '

The names of the dishes are all written in the recipe!”

The little girl was shocked and said to Azatos: "Wow! Big brother is so awesome! My father said that he heard about this 'reporting dish names' from an old man named Ma in his hometown.

I haven’t told anyone else, but I didn’t expect you to know!”

Azatos couldn't help but cover his face with his hands, thinking silently in his heart: "The owner of this store is definitely the time traveler! He actually took out Mr. Ma's unpublished works! What if this was a parallel world on earth?

If so, there will definitely be chaos!"

Although he thought so in his heart, Azatos still looked surprised and said to the little girl: "Oh! It seems that your father and I are fellow villagers. I have also heard of Mr. Ma's works. Please

Call your father here! I have something to tell him."

When the little girl heard Azatos say that she was her father's fellow villager, she ran upstairs without any hesitation and woke up Lin Tianhao who was still sleeping.

"Dad! Dad! There is a big brother coming downstairs for dinner and he says he is your fellow villager! Come up and take a look!"

"Well... Wan'er, please stop making trouble, I'm still sleeping! Besides, I'm from my hometown!" Lin Tianhao rubbed his sleepy eyes, turned his head and continued to sleep.

Lin Wan'er was a little angry. She puffed up her cheeks and yelled at Lin Tianhao in a voice full of anger: "Dad! I've been waiting for a long time! What's more, it's almost noon now!"

"Oops! I just checked the time, and it's not even eleven o'clock now. I stayed up until three o'clock in the morning last night and didn't go to bed! I trained myself to exhaustion to practice the dishes on the menu, just to make a living.

Is this broken home easy for me?"

Lin Wan'er saw that her father was so insecure and had to sleep until twelve o'clock before getting up again, so she hammered her hammer angrily and cursed:

"Hmph! Stinky daddy!"

"oh!!!"

Lin Tianhao jumped up all of a sudden, which made Lin Wan'er look confused: "I didn't use much force just now?"

Lin Wan'er looked at Lin Tianhao who jumped up, her face felt hot and she felt a little embarrassed.

"Ah! Yes...I'm sorry! Dad! I...I didn't mean it!"

After saying that, Lin Wan'er wanted to find a crack in the ground and crawl in.

At the age of thirteen, Lin Wan'er knew everything she knew, and she knew a little bit about what she shouldn't know.

Although she didn't know how painful it was, she could still feel it from her father's expression.

Looking at his daughter's apologetic look, Lin Tianhao, as a daughter slave, endured the severe pain and said: "No...it doesn't matter, this...this pain is nothing. Okay, since the other party has been waiting down there for a long time, I

…I’d better go down and take a look!”

With that said, Lin Tianhao limped downstairs with Lin Waner's support.

…

On the other side, Azathoth was busy browsing the chat group for a while while waiting for the time traveler.

Azatos: "@川上富江,@ the ramen is so delicious, what did you get?"

Kawakami Tomie: "I originally thought the group leader was a very generous person, but I didn't expect the group leader to be so disgusting!"

The ramen is so delicious: "Huh? What did Sister Tomie smoke?"

Azathoth: "What makes me sick?"

Fu Jiang looked at the ribs with traces of flesh and blood in his hand in his small rental house and said viciously.

Kawakami Tomie: "Group leader, are you specifically disgusting with me? You actually exposed the ribs of some weird creature!"

The ramen is so delicious: "...Sister Tomie, I suggest you look at the previous chat records of other group members!"

After reading the chat records of other group members, Naruto reminded Tomie.

While Tomie was going through some previous chat records, Azathoth started chatting with Naruto again.

Azathoth: "What did you draw?"

The ramen is so delicious: "emmm~ A pair of wings have been bound. I think they will be very useful in the early stages of the plot."

Azathoth: "That's true. After all, there were very few ninjas or jinchūriki who could fly in the early Hokage period."

Azathoth: "Hey! Let me tell you a little secret. In fact, the wing you drew has a hidden function!"

The ramen is so delicious: "Really! Group leader, tell me quickly!"

The ramen is so delicious: "Eh? Wait! Why isn't anyone else frothing at this time?"

Overlord of the Universe: "Let's make a bubble to prove that I haven't been killed by Baldhead yet."

Whitebeard: "This is a bubble to prove that I haven't been tricked to death by Blackbeard."

Angel: "Breaking a bubble proves that I haven't been sent to the electric chair yet."

Lumberjack: "Let's make a bubble and prove..."

Lumberjack: "I don't think I have anything worth talking about? Forget it, let's just talk about it!"

Azathoth: "... Are you thinking about everyone's life?"

Everyone: "..."

Lumberjack: "Not yet, I have to think about it for a few more hours."

Angel: "I'd better take a nap first."

Angel: "Zzzz..."

Whitebeard: "Let's go first, everyone still wants to think about life again!"

Overlord of the Universe: "I'm also going to practice my potting skills recently, so let's do it first!"

Azathoth: "Do you have plants in your spaceship?"

Overlord of the Universe: "...You can also practice with plastic ones."

Azatos: "@Ramen is so delicious, why don't you think about life?"

The ramen is so delicious: "Ah? I'm just a twelve-year-old boy, thinking about life, it has nothing to do with me anyway."

Azathoth: "That's right."

The ramen is so delicious: "By the way, group leader! What is that hidden function?"

Azathoth: "Oh! Actually, it's nothing. I just need to draw a five-pointed star with the blood of animals, and then sacrifice some random creatures next to it. At this time, I will chant a spell I will send out later, and wait for the five-pointed star.

After it emits a bright light, you can then throw whatever you have drawn from the red envelope I gave you in the center to trigger the hidden function."

Ramen is so delicious: "Why does this feel like a formation to summon evil gods..."

Azathoth: "Okay! Don't worry, this formation won't summon some weird foreign gods like the Black Goat of the Forest or the One Who Returns All Things!"

The ramen is so delicious: "Group leader, I feel even more panicked when you say this!"

Azathoth: "Don't worry! Do you think I will trick you?"

The ramen is so delicious: “Yes!”

Azathoth: "..."

Azathoth: "Forget it, believe it or not, I have already sent the spell."

System: The group leader "Azathos" uploaded a small audio file - "Secret Mantra".

Azathoth: "Well! Anyway, I have already sent it out. As for you divers who want to try it, you can try it. Anyway, there will be no accidents. If there is an accident, I will bear it!"

Whitebeard: "Ku la la la~ This is what you said! Lord group leader!"

Universe Overlord: "I'm very free anyway, so why not give it a try."

Angel: "I'll forget it, I don't really want to kill other creatures."

Lumberjack: "Why are everyone so excited all of a sudden?"

Kawakami Tomie: "Hey! Let me check in to prove that I have been here."

The ramen is so delicious: “Sister Tomie, you’ve finished reading!”

…

Looking at this group of idiots, Azatos couldn't help but smile: "Haha, what a group of cute children..."

Although they are not very young mentally, in terms of their actual age, it is indeed reasonable to say that they are children Azathoth.

As Azathoth said this, he saw a handsome young man coming down from upstairs.

But what puzzled Azathoth was that this young man's steps were exaggerated, he felt a little weak, and his face was a little pale.

But it's not like Long Tiankuang's physical and kidney deficiency, but rather like a mental "deficiency" caused by experiencing some painful things.

Azathoth was sitting downstairs, lying on the back of the chair and complaining softly.

Obviously if Lin Tianhao hears this, he will definitely say: "Oh, I have to forgive my daughter for her mistakes even if she bites the bullet!"

(Intrusive author: Speaking of which, I used to like reading this kind of daddy articles, but I always felt that it was a bit unreasonable that all the kids of these dads were daughters.

Ho ho ho! Smiling evilly~)