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My name is Ke Lan. Of course I am not that smart and handsome detective, although I am just as smart and handsome as him.

Ahem! It seems that I am starting to be a little narcissistic again, but I do look quite handsome. This is serious!

I was originally an ordinary nerd who had nothing to do all day long. Apart from playing games in front of the computer, my favorite thing was to go to the kitchen and cook.

It seems that going to the kitchen is an unscientific thing for me as a fat geek.

But actually my family is a typical family of chefs.

My father runs a small restaurant, and the business is quite good. At least I usually lead a well-off life.

My grandfather didn't want to live with us in the city. He felt that city life was too noisy. He would rather live in the countryside and help others cook when they were holding weddings and weddings.

It is said that my fifteenth generation ancestor once worked as an imperial cook for the emperor. However, due to the imperial reform and the Qing army's entry, my ancestor fled the capital in a hurry and later settled in my hometown.

Residence.

Of course none of this matters.

As for how I came to this main god space...

hehe……

If I had known better, I wouldn't have been so stupid as to click on that weird web page!

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Um……

My name is Lan Ke. People often pronounce my name as Conan, but I definitely don't have Conan's high IQ. I'm just a gourmet with a little knowledge of food.

To be honest, when I heard that one of the reincarnators like me was named Ke Lan, I almost died laughing.

Hahaha!

Is this a coincidence?

Could it be that this weird main god came here specifically to be paired with me?

Moreover, our captain actually formed a group with me, and the name of the group is - Gourmet Detective Group!

The captain also has a great sense of humor, and this joke is so real!

But to be honest, I still have a good impression of this friend named Ke Lan.

They have the same interests - playing games, and the same hobbies - learning cooking. The age difference between the two of us is not much - I am twenty-one and he is twenty-two. He is one year older than me, but he looks taller than me.

A full ten centimeters shorter.

Hahaha!

As soon as I saw the resentful little look in his eyes, I couldn't help but want to laugh.

Hahaha……

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I am Will. I was originally a descendant of a great magician. However, my family fell into decline, so I was forced to perform some magic tricks on the streets and earn living expenses by collecting rewards from passers-by.

Until one day I was performing magic tricks on a group of children on the street, and a large out-of-control truck suddenly sped over.

I did not hesitate to use my only practical teleportation technique to teleport myself and the group of children to a safe place.

But I fell into a coma due to the overload of magic. When I woke up, I was in a strange environment and met a group of strange people.

Although some of these people look quite cold, I can actually feel their relationship with each other.

In other words, this may also be a kind of sympathy for each other. After all, we may be lifelong comrades in arms.

Of course, I also used some mind-reading skills to peer into their hearts.

But the strange thing is that there are five people whose hearts I cannot peek into. They are the leader who calls himself the "senior".

As well as the player with red hair and another Asian with black hair and eyes, and the two inseparable brothers.

I don't know why I can understand other languages, but these surprises brought to me by the Lord God make my life full of boredom and disappointment meaningful.

Thank God, thank God...

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My name is Zhang Xue.

I am the only female in our team of reincarnators, but I am not worried about my own safety at all.

The main reason...

Haha! There are only eight people in our team, and there are seven besides me.

That red-haired guy and that silly, sweet guy with no brains (intermittent chuunibyou) look like they are not interested in women at all, and they haven’t even looked at me since they’ve been here for so long.

But those two idiots who almost had the same name as the famous detective were only interested in cooking and didn't even notice me.

But to be honest, the food they cooked was really delicious, and it was infinitely better than the pile of charcoal I cooked myself.

Although the foreign guy with golden hair is quite handsome, unfortunately he is a loyal believer and strictly abides by the commandments and cannot fall in love or have close contact with women.

According to what he said, the foreign boy came from a family of magicians, but the magic book passed down from his family was destroyed by fire in an accident, leaving only a few fragments, so he could only become a magician.

It's magic.

As for the captain, he is a man of few words, and I don’t know what he has experienced in the past. It is said that he is a time traveler who has experienced eleven different worlds, and I don’t know if it is true.

But for the other two, I don’t know if it’s my imagination. I always feel that their faces look a little weird.

What should I say?

It's the kind of Master Yoda who looks like he's been disfigured. His green skin, which is full of ulcers, is covered with burns and varying degrees of stab wounds and arrow wounds.

What's even more strange is that although everyone else in the team knew about the existence of these two people, it was as if they had not seen them at all and did not find anything strange at all.

But the thing that scares me the most is their weird behavior and their hoarse, terrifying voice, as if their vocal cords have been violently torn apart.

The sound was like a demon whispering, a ghoul roaring in the cemetery, or Dagon screaming crazily in the water...

According to my observations these days, these two people seem to be brothers. They are often inseparable and next to each other. It makes people feel that if they are slightly separated, the other person will go crazy.

The only difference between them is hidden rather secretly, which is the goat-like horns that one of them has covered by a hat.

To be honest, I always feel like they have some secrets that they don't want to tell, but no one noticed anything unusual.

Only the captain and I discovered the difference between them and ordinary people.

I also talked with the captain, but the captain didn't let me monitor them. He said that the reincarnators cannot do any harm to each other, and they can't do anything to other people as long as they are protected by the watch.

I asked the captain what he thought of the two brothers, but he said it was better not to explore this matter. After all, the Lord God does not necessarily have to choose humans as reincarnations.

The captain's words sounded a little scary to me, but I was still curious about what these two brothers were...

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(Brother) Hahaha! How could these ignorant and humble humans know our true identities!

(Brother) Brother, we can’t do anything to these humans!

(Brother) It’s time to use that item from our ancestors!

(Brother) Oh, no! My dear but stupid brother, that weapon is what I plan to use against that strange leader-shaped life form called "Lord God"!

(Brother) It’s not the time to use that weapon yet, you damn Plamilt race individual!

(Brother) Brother, you just said you used a word wrong!

(Brother) Oh, did you use the wrong word there?

(Brother) The word "damn" is a derogatory connotation in human understanding. Since we want to control this human world, we must follow the culture of the mainstream species in this world.

(Brother) Otherwise it would be difficult for the two of us to completely change the culture of this world and reorganize this humble world!

(Brother) Oh! Brother! What you said is really right!

(Brother) But don’t really think that there are only two of us, the Plamirt race, in this world.

(Brother) What! Are there other Plamirt races?

(Brother) As a mature Pramirite race, brother! Please tell me where they are!

(Brother) No, my lovely brother lives like an animal. I can’t tell you where they are because we have a descendant of Kalapuya (the magician) here.

(Brother) Kalapuya! Their descendants will actually appear here!

(Brother) Don't worry, you cute little bug, that descendant only knows some very weak and lame Kalapuya-style weak mind control (magic).

(Brother) After all, our clan sent the last collection of Karapuya-style mental reorganization and control methods (magic encyclopedia) that could harm our compatriots back to the embrace of the God of Fire, Demon Yalla.

(Brother) What we need to worry about is actually the main god whose strength we don’t know...

(Brother) After we deal with that main god, we will return to the embrace of the ethnic group...

(Brother) Before that... (I will eat you to lay eggs)

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My name is Zheng Xi, I am the captain of this reincarnation team, and I am also a veteran who has experienced eleven worlds.

To be honest, before time travel, I always thought the Lord God was a very deceptive thing.

But after I was actually chosen by the Lord God to join the ranks of reincarnators, I gained a deeper understanding of the Lord God.

The Lord God does not kill the reincarnator as said in the novel. Instead, it will only give some small warnings when the reincarnator makes a mistake, and will only impose some punishment when the reincarnator makes a mistake for the third time.

In addition, even if the main god fails the mission, he will not kill the reincarnator, or treat him as an abandoned child and abandon him in the world where the mission failed.

The Lord God is very merciful and will only empty your points.

This level of punishment is much better than erasure or something like that.

So relatively speaking, I live a good life in the main god space. At least I don’t have to worry about my life safety all the time.

The reason why I am so unhappy is actually because there are two very strange aliens among the reincarnations this time.

Although I was extremely disgusted with foreigners because of what happened back then, I still chose to stand still.

The power of the Samsara Watch cannot be broken through by two deformed life forms with only second-level strength!

I really don’t want that tragedy to happen again!

Those two extremely terrifying creatures from back then should not have appeared in the ranks of reincarnators!

I still remember how its terrifying lower molars chewed the bodies of those new reincarnators back then.

That is simply my nightmare!

Its huge outstretched bat wings and the graceful but violent and red aristocratic count sitting on its back are a perfect and terrifying combination!

The team members who had been sucked dry all over the ground and the machetes in their hands stained with light green blood formed a picture of despair and sadness of the weak resisters struggling to resist but unable to protect their companions.

If the Lord God hadn't discovered and expelled this demon, it might have killed me.

It wasn't until I met an amateur vampire hunter named "Urad Hochhar Van Helsing" who was born into a family of vampire hunters among a group of reincarnations that I realized what the "person" I had met was.

thing……

This vampire lord named "Kandra" and the evil beast of Mance under him have become the biggest nightmare in my life...