Azathoth's different dimension chat group

Azatos and others felt a little dumbfounded when they arrived at the entrance of Ichiraku Ramen Restaurant.

"The owner of our restaurant is researching new cuisine and will be closed for one day."

I didn’t expect that the hand-beating uncle wouldn’t open the door today and so irresponsibly closed the business? It’s almost as uncomfortable as the author of a novel cutting off updates!

Azathoth couldn't help but complain in a low voice that no one else could hear: "I didn't expect the author to blackmail himself..."

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard Fujiang's complaint: "Ah! Why is this! It's not open today! What should we eat for lunch! We can't drink the northwest wind!"

Azatos looked at Fujiang who looked disappointed and complained like this: "No! You want to drink the northwest wind, I don't need to eat."

Jeff: "..."

Slit Girl: "..."

We didn’t say anything? How come we were so innocently exposed?

"Forget it, just go back and get something to eat yourself!" Azathoth suggested.

Fujiang thought for a while, and it seemed that this was the only way he could do it now, but...

"What are the ingredients?"

Fujiang was very confused. Didn't they buy food? How could they cook without even the most basic salt?

"Is it possible that we really went back to drink from the northwest wind?" Jeff said.

"Instead of doing this, we might as well go to Naruto's house for a meal." The cracked girl proposed another plan.

However, this plan was rejected by Azathoth.

"People are living such a hard life and you still go to his house to eat. Do you still want to show off?"

If you said this, ordinary people would definitely be blushing and embarrassed, but are the three of them ordinary people?

Definitely not!

So they replied: "We must be shameless. We really have nothing to be ashamed of. We are just so thick-skinned..."

Azathoth looked at this group of shameless group members and couldn't help but sigh: "You are really worthy of being my group members! Sure enough, you are still so smelly and shameless."

"Haha...group leader, you have given me a reward."

Everyone replied somewhat speechlessly.

"Okay!" Azatos patted his skirt and said, "Anyway, I, the group leader, won't starve you. If that doesn't work, can you still buy food from the points store? Although the things in the store are not very good.

It’s just delicious…”

Sure enough, I shouldn't wear this dress. It feels so troublesome!

And there are always gentlemen peeking around the corner, which makes Azathoth really annoyed!

This is not the Earth. During those years when I wore women's clothing on Earth, because I just looked like a passerby, no one was willing to take a second look at me.

Now that Azathoth looks much better than before, trouble naturally comes to his door.

In fact, the women's clothes Azathoth brought were all purchased from the points store, and they were naturally the best-looking ones, which are not very common in the world of Naruto.

He was also a cross-dresser when he was on Earth. At first, he was forced to put on women's clothing because he lost a bet with his fans on some things while playing live games.

Later...

Once you enter women's clothing, you are as deep as the sea. From then on, your integrity is a passerby...

Okay, let’s not talk about this for now.

Anyway, after Azathoth and the others returned to the house, it was his turn to perform!

…

Looking at the octopus dishes in front of them, Tomie and the others lowered their heads silently, covered their faces and complained wildly: "It really is like this! It really is like this!"

"Charcoal-grilled octopus tentacles, steamed octopus tentacles, salt-baked octopus tentacles..."

"Could these be the ones we cut off your head?" Tomie and the others complained crazily to Azathoth.

"Yes!" Azathoth admitted without any surprise, "These are the tentacles of the powerful evil god. After eating them, they are like a great tonic!"

"Let's put the big supplements aside for now. I just want to know this..."

As he spoke, Tomie pointed to a plate of strange-looking things.

"What on earth is this weird thing! Why does it look so like a stone!"

Azatos heard Tomie sighing about this thing, so he took out a hammer, cracked it open and pointed to the tree leaves wrapped inside and said: "This is the beggar's octopus leg."

Everyone: "..."

Although everyone was speechless, the ingredients still tasted good, at least they were salty and flavorful, and they were edible.

After eating and drinking, Fu Jiang burped with satisfaction.

"Hiccup! I didn't expect that the group leader's cooking skills are quite good! And I think the idea of ​​using the evil god's tentacles to cook is not bad."

"But where does the salt come from?"

Suddenly the cracked woman raised a question of her own.

Then they suddenly froze completely, and all turned to Azathoth with stiff necks, looking at him in confusion.

Azathoth glanced at them, took out a white stone elf from his arms, and explained to this group of ignorant members:

"I said that stone essences are species that feed on minerals. These minerals naturally include sodium chloride, which is the salt we often eat."

"Different stone essences eat different main minerals. Some like to eat carbonaceous substances, which will appear black or as transparent as diamonds."

"And what this one likes to eat most is the free sodium in rocks, so..."

Azathoth gently patted the white stone elf, and some white substance fell from its wings.

Azathoth picked up the white substances that fell on the table and said to them: "These are some of its by-products - rock salt, and they are also the main part of its wings."

"It sounds very noble..."

"But it seems quite scientific..."

“But I always feel like I want to complain but I don’t know what to say at all…”

The three of them complained like this.

"Okay, stop complaining."

"I'm going to start introducing some of their character backgrounds. I haven't looked at their information for so long that I almost forgot..."

…

Azathoth: "Ahem! Everyone, come together!"

Crowd members: “Here we come!”

The ramen is so delicious: "Group leader, you and I have something to do..."

Azathoth: "Okay! Let's talk about these things later! I'm going to start introducing new group members!"

Lumberjack: "Why did it take so long for the group leader to introduce you this time?"

Azathoth: "Oh, I haven't looked up their information for a long time. I just sorted out their information in my memory now."

Jerry: "So our information is available in other worlds?"

Whitebeard: "Ku la la la~ It's not just that! You can even know some things in the future from the group leader!"

Crazy Dave: "The future! It seems that the coordinates I set for Penny are time to join the 'Future World'!"

Killer Jeff: "Oh! Can the new group members upstairs also travel through time?!"

Azathoth: "That's just a parallel world, and it's also the characteristic of Dave's world."

Azathoth: "Anyway, don't send messages now. Then you will push the messages I sent."

Azathoth: "emmm... let's start with the introduction of the world of Tom and Jerry!"

Azathoth: "These introductions of mine may touch on privacy. If there is any offense, please interrupt."

Trembling Tornado: "..."

Trembling Tatsumaki: "Why are you so shy when introducing me..."

Azathoth: "Because you are such a arrogant person. No matter what I say, you will always interrupt every word I say."

Trembling Tornado: "..."

Tomie Kawakami: "Nothing wrong!"

Azathoth: "Okay, stop making trouble and let's start the introduction!"

Tom and Jerry were lying in the cat's bed, planning to see how the group leader would introduce them.

Azathoth: "Tom and Jerry are a blue cat and a brown mouse respectively. They have been living in Tom's owner's house, and all kinds of ridiculous stories happen every day..."

Azathoth: "But don't think that their fighting power is not strong just because this is a daily story. In fact..."

Universe Overlord: "How?"

Azathoth: "Actually, their combat effectiveness is really not strong."

Everyone: "..." Group leader, you are really naughty!

Azathoth: "Although their combat effectiveness is not strong, their other abilities are quite good."

Trembling Tatsumaki: "For example?"

Azathoth: "Well... let them speak for themselves. I don't think it's feasible to say so."

Jerry: "To put it this way, it seems like I have no other abilities except being immortal and running fast."

Slit Girl: "Well...this kind of ability is already very abnormal!"

Tom: "In addition to having the same abilities as Jerry, I just know how to play some piano music."

Tomie Kawakami: "A cat that plays the piano? It sounds amazing!"

Kawakami Tomie: "Then what songs do you know?"

Tom: "I don't know much, it seems like I only know a few piano pieces - Croatian Rhapsody or Carmen and Moonlight Sonata, Piano Concerto No. 3, Kikujiro's Summer, and the like."

Tomie Kawakami: "What did I hear! Croatian Rhapsody! And Piano Concerto No. 3! These are world-class pieces that are very difficult to play! When I came to practice these pieces, I even broke my hands and didn't learn it!"

Azathoth: "It can be said that Tom is almost omnipotent except catching mice."

Tom: "...Group leader, please stop talking about these things! It's very heartbreaking!"

Jerry: "The group leader is right. It's been decades and Tom still hasn't caught me."

Tom: "That's enough!"

Tomie Kawakami: "...I just don't know why, but I thought of the lumberjack who could do everything but cut down trees."

Lumberjack: "...What does it have to do with me?"

Crazy Dave: “It’s time for the group leader to talk about me!”

Azathoth: "Oh! Since you can't wait so much, let's talk about it!"

Azathoth: "Dave should be considered the one with a higher IQ in our group."

Crazy Dave: “I love hearing what the group leader said.”

Azathoth: "But he always feels like his brain is imprisoned by something."

Tomie Kawakami: "I know! Dave's wisdom must have been controlled by human nature, causing him to be unable to continue to improve himself! Am I right? Master of the group!"

Fujiang immediately imagined such an extremely half-baked plot.

Crazy Dave: "I just had a cast iron pot over my head."

Azathoth: "He just had his brain covered by the iron pot."

Dave and Azathoth said almost at the same time.

Kawakami Tomie: "..."

Azathoth: "But even though his brain is covered by an iron pot, he still invented an intelligent AI that can travel through time and space."

Crazy Dave: "Yes! I usually call her Penny, she is like my biological daughter!"

Crazy Dave: "Oh! Hahaha! Little Sun, don't make trouble! I'm still chatting with them! Don't tickle me!"

In the world of PvsZ (Plants vs. Zombies), Dave is fighting with sunflowers in the Egyptian world.

"Okay, okay! This is your fertilizer for today. Take it and don't throw it away!" Dave took out a bag of sunflower fertilizer from Penny's trunk and gave it to the one with a human face in front of him.

Weird sunflower.

"biu~biu~" Sunflower released two little suns with satisfaction, and then it ran outside to play in the yard.

Dave saw the two twinkling little suns falling on the ground, and then remembered that there seemed to be a red envelope function in the group...

Tomie Kawakami: "So what is going on? Can you explain it?"

Azathoth: "I am a scientist and businessman who can breed mutant plants. It's that simple."

Whitebeard: "The scientist, the bald guy who is an engineer, and the Tom cat who can play the piano..."

Whitebeard: "Shocked! A famous scientist, two engineers and a musician were dragged into a black group by an unscrupulous group leader. Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality?"

Whitebeard: "If I write such a headline in the Grand Line newspaper, do you think it will suddenly become a big hit?"

Overlord of the Universe: "Be creative!"

Slit Girl: "Nothing wrong!"

Jeff the Killer: "Very good! It's just a little long."

Crazy Dave: “…”

Tom: "..."

Lumberjack: "..."

Azathoth: "Why does it always sound familiar to me?"

Uncle Whitebeard, have you followed the example of others?

Where did you hear these things from?

Or are you being possessed by a time traveler?