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Brigitte Lin and Zhao Lin let go of this strange fruit with confused expressions on their faces.

Then Brigitte Lin covered her mouth and said with sour teeth: "Why... why is this fruit so hard!"

Zhao Lin also bared his teeth and said: "I have already broken through the pill-forming stage! Logically speaking, my teeth should be able to bite even a trace of ordinary black iron! But why is this fruit..."

Wan Lin breathed a sigh of relief when he saw this. Fortunately, he was not tricked by Nyarlathotep.

However, Nyarlathotep should explain this situation carefully.

"So... please explain it to me! Mr. Nyarlathotep is keen on deceiving humans." Wan Lin said in a very serious tone.

Although Wan Lin wanted to laugh, he still put on a serious expression to "question" Nyarlathotep in order to not leave the only two customers.

Nyarlathotep laughed.

"Hahaha! You humans are too impatient! I haven't even finished speaking yet!"

He casually threw the system in his hand on the sofa, wiping tears from laughter and explained to them: "Although this fruit is delicious, it grows when the high temperature at noon is as high as 360 degrees, and the low temperature at midnight is as low as

On a planet with a temperature of -40 degrees below zero!”

"That's why it has such a sweet taste and such a refreshing texture."

"The atmospheric pressure, which is approximately equal to the pressure below 30,000 meters under the sea, also causes the protective layer of its fruits to be extremely hard and tough."

"This fruit can only be eaten if water is used to soften and separate the cracks on the side of the outer epidermal cell layer."

After saying that, Nyarlathotep couldn't help laughing again.

After listening to Nyarlathotep's explanation of how to eat this fruit, Zhao Lin didn't care whether he blamed him or not.

Because he is so hungry!

He quickly bought a bottle of "Yanchi Mineral Water" worth one tael of silver from Wan Lin and poured it on the fruit.

After encountering water, the skin of this originally extremely hard fruit immediately became a little soft, but it was still very tough.

Zhao Lin saw the crack and broke it open. The sweet-smelling pulp and the extremely sweet-looking juice immediately appeared in front of him.

Zhao Lin, who was so hungry that he couldn't bear it, ate one-third of the fruit, which was as big as a volleyball, in one bite.

It's almost comparable to Zhu Bajie's state of eating ginseng fruit.

As a girl, Brigitte Lin will naturally not eat fruit as rudely as her fiancé.

So she borrowed a spoon from Wan Lin to eat the fruit.

"Ugh...this fruit!"

Lin Qingxia showed a happy expression and...a little confusion?

“Delicious!”

"but……"

She reluctantly swallowed a piece of crisp and sweet pulp, and said as if she was a little depressed: "This fruit is so sweet, it should make people gain weight!"

As a girl who loves beauty, she looks very unsightly when she is too fat!

So she ate the whole piece of fruit with an expression of great enjoyment but also confusion.

Nyarlathotep watched with great satisfaction as the girl ate this sweet fruit with such contradiction.

What he likes most is seeing the ambivalence of human beings enjoying themselves but worrying at the same time!

He is one of the three original gods representing chaos, chaos and contradiction, and fooling humans is one of his favorite things to do.

In fact, causing mankind to plunge into self-destruction is not one of the main tasks assigned to him by Azathoth.

Nyarlathotep simply likes to watch humans kill each other and destroy the homes they rely on for survival.

It's a pity that Nicholas and Sotos don't understand the joy of deceiving humans in this way.

Otherwise, it would be very interesting to think about the scene of the three of them defrauding mankind together.

Consider what they claim everywhere:

"Azathos is actually a smart and witty king."

"Nyarlathotep has no interest in humans and will always tell the truth to them."

"Shub Nicholas didn't give birth to most of the living things. She hated giving birth the most."

"Yog-Sothoth is actually a kind, harmless, big bubble who has no intelligence and doesn't know anything."

It would be interesting if they said this together!

It's a pity that the two of them are irrational and rarely come to this world. It is estimated that his plan is not feasible.

Nyarlathotep also planned to eat this fruit. After all, this rare fruit is really hard to find, and there are no such creatures in this universe.

"What? You want this fruit?"

Wan Lin heard Nyarlathotep saying he wanted this fruit and said.

"Okay! If you can afford it, pay in advance!"

Hearing that Wan Lin dared to ask Nyarlathotep, a terrifying foreign god, for money, Zhao Lin and the others felt that the boss was simply crazy!

So they winked and gave hints to Wan Lin frantically, signaling Wan Lin not to anger this terrifying foreign god.

But Brigitte Lin obviously forgot that she had also cursed Nyarlathotep.

Of course, Nyarlathotep wouldn't care about her words. An alien god couldn't care about a human's curse, just like an elephant wouldn't care about an ant's demonstration.

Regarding Wan Lin's request, Nyarlathotep said: "Then what do you want?"

Nyarlathotep found it very interesting to satisfy a descendant of the Old Ones who had not yet awakened. Anyway, he would not lose anything.

Wan Lin and the system pondered quietly for a while, and then said: "I... want you to do me a favor!"

Wan Lin and System said to Nyarlathotep almost at the same time.

"What's the deal? You two still need my help?" Nyarlathotep asked strangely.

"I want you to help me (the host) improve my own strength!" The two of them replied in unison.

When Brigitte Lin and Zhao Lin heard this, they immediately felt strange.

"This isn't right!"

"Boss, since you can afford to open such a small shop, why don't you keep practicing in the practice room?"

"It's been almost a week since I last saw you!"

Zhao Lin was very puzzled.

"Based on the situation I practiced before, even the most rubbish waste spiritual root can break through to the foundation building stage!"

"In that case..."

Brigitte Lin also added.

"Then why do you still ask this foreign god to help you improve your strength?"

"Boss, you can't really be a useless spirit!"

Zhao Lin felt that his fiancée's words were inappropriate, so he patted Brigitte Lin on the head and whispered in her ear: "Don't do this, it's not good for us to offend the boss!"

Zhao Lin has rarely made too intimate moves towards Brigitte Lin, and now his move has gone beyond their usual interactions.

So Brigitte Lin's face suddenly turned red.

Wan Lin and Nyarlathotep saw such a scene of dog food being spread, and they cursed in a low voice at the same time: "Bah! Now you are pretending to be a dog!"

Wan Lin said to Nyarlathotep: "My current strength can only be so great in this hotel. Once I leave this hotel, I will be no different from ordinary people."

"So for the sake of the safety of the host and me, we still hope that you can help my weak host improve its strength." The system added.

"Hey! Who are you calling weak?"

"Just you! What the hell!"

"Depend on……"

Seeing that Wan Lin was quarreling with the air for some reason, Zhao Lin and the others knew that the boss was quarreling with the chairman.

So the two of them sat obediently on the sofa next to them and watched the battle.

Before Wan Lin and System could argue to a conclusion, Nyarlathotep said to them: "Unfortunately, I really can't help you."

"Why!" Wan Lin and the system felt puzzled, "Aren't you an omnipotent alien god? Why can't you help me (the host) improve my strength?"

Nyarlathotep took out a fruit on his own, and Wan Lin and the system did not stop him. After all, they knew that they would not be able to stop Nyarlathotep.

Nyarlathotep took out another bottle of water and poured it on the fruit and said, "I am the messenger of the outer gods, and I am also one of the three most powerful outer gods besides the Lord."

He opened the fruit, took out the crisp pulp and said, "But I am not Yog-Sothoth who knows all the knowledge in the world."

"Only he and the Lord know how to allow an ordinary person to permanently improve his strength without believing in and sacrificing to gods."

"But now he is not in this time and space, so if you want to improve your strength, just work hard!"

Wan Lin actually wanted to work hard, but he was just a salty fish and couldn't exercise at all.

He even wanted the system to give him some strength-increasing elixirs to increase his strength in a short period of time.

But the system rejected his proposal.

The system's reason is: "It is completely unrealistic to use elixirs to enhance one's own strength."

"If you use elixirs or directly use energy to enhance your strength, it will be just an empty shell after all. You yourself will not be able to recover the physical damage caused by the energy in the elixirs."

"Don't think that those people in the novel who rely on medicine to become stronger have it easy. In fact, the dominance of their bodies has long been taken over by those unscrupulous systems."

"They are just puppets of those unscrupulous systems. A truly conscientious system will not let the host use these medicines excessively."

When Wan Lin heard this, he suddenly felt that his life was like a salted fish.

Can't it be a little easier to improve your strength?!

Why do you have to go to such trouble!

Nyarlathotep ate the fruit in his hand and said: "Unless Sothos appears here immediately, it will be impossible for you to become stronger through shortcuts!"

Not long after Nyarlathotep finished speaking, a tall middle-aged man who looked about the same age as him and a beautiful woman who looked like she was pregnant came to the door.

As soon as the two of them arrived at Wanlin's small hotel, they shouted to Nyarlathotep: "Nyarlathotep! Our Lord asked us to send you a message!"

When Wan Lin heard this, he must be the incarnation of some external god, otherwise it would be impossible to know Nyarlathotep, the three-pillar original god.

However, Wan Lin still didn't guess their true identities.

But as soon as Nyarlathotep heard the voices of these two people, he suddenly felt a familiar feeling.

He felt that the two people were inexplicably familiar, but he was sure that he had never seen them before, so he asked: "Who are you two...?"

The beautiful woman, who looked no more than twenty years old, first said to Nyarlathotep: "Hey! Why have you forgotten me?"

"I'm Shub Nicholas!"

The middle-aged man next to her said: "I am Yog-Sothoth. You don't even remember us!"

"We are collectively known as the 'Three Pillar Original Gods'! Have you forgotten?"

Everyone: "..." Why are these two people here!

Especially Nyarlathotep, he really didn't expect to meet the two couples Shub Nicholas and Yog-Sothoth here!

Obviously Zhao Lin and Brigitte Lin are already very spoiled, why are you two (who have not officially established a relationship, but have given birth to two children) a couple here too!