Azathoth's different dimension chat group

"Don't use such an ugly word as 'stowaway'!"

The Smiling Dog maintained this terrifying smile that rivaled Jeff's, and said to Azathoth with a smile.

"I'm just an ordinary urban legend who wanders around with others~"

Sure enough, no matter where they are, no matter what their status is, all creatures that come into contact with Huskies must be cheap and cheap.

"Okay, okay, let's wait here! Let's see what these two things will become."

After recovering, Tomie took out the bone dachi and a handkerchief, wiped the dachi on his hand and said.

Now that we know that this "husky" is someone Jeff knows, there is nothing to worry about.

Smiling Dog looked at this "aunt" who looked similar to Jeff, turned to Jeff who was eating chocolate and said: "Hey! Jeff, this aunt can't be your mother! I remember you didn't

Was your mother stabbed to death?"

Jeff: "..." I think if you had a physical body... you would die miserably.

"boom!"

The cracked woman punched the big tree next to her and blew it apart, causing debris to fall all over the sky.

"Huh... you can't be angry. Wrinkles will appear when you are angry. If I get wrinkles because of this guy's anger, I won't be beautiful..."

The cracked girl, who was very angry at the smiling dog, was trying to comfort herself like this.

"...so...so scary!"

Naruto, who was almost hit by the Rift Girl, said with trembling fear.

"Eh? It looks like this aunt is quite strong!"

The Smiling Dog didn't seem to realize how stupid and annoying he was, and he kept mocking the Slit Girl to death.

Staring~

The cracked girl kept staring at the smiling dog's face that deserved a beating.

"Auntie, what are you doing..."

"boom!!!"

The smiling dog disappeared, and at the same time, a large pit that was twenty centimeters deep and almost one meter in diameter suddenly appeared on the ground.

There are still some cracks around the pit. The vibration can be felt almost within a radius of 20 meters, and the huge sound can be heard even more than 300 meters away.

I have to say that ten times the ultimate human strength is really... terrifying!

Imagine that the weight of three trucks is concentrated on a fist, which is an area of ​​about three to forty square centimeters, and is swung out quickly and forcefully!

Of course, this also takes into account the speed and angle of the cracked woman's punch.

Calculated as a whole, the power of the angry punch of the cracked woman can even reach hundreds of tons!

Of course, a force of several hundred tons can create a particularly large hole in this kind of soil.

However, it is still impossible to make a big crater on the cement floor. At most, it will be a small hole with some cracks around it.

"Ouch~"

The smiling dog looked at the big pit on the ground, and then at the cracked girl with a fierce look on her face...

"Sister, you are so beautiful!"

The cracked girl nodded happily.

"I feel the same way!"

Creatures like huskies are really incapable of taking action.

The verbal skills are MAX, but once it comes to combat... I guess it's only about the "X" level, only a little better than the two lowest-end "Z" and "Y" ones.

Well, actually the Smiling Dog's combat effectiveness is not very weak.

If someone showed a picture of it to everyone, it could pretty much destroy the entire human species.

Of course, it is not killed one by one like SCP-096.

It directly enters the dreams of everyone who has seen its photos, and then performs extremely powerful mental pollution on them, so that everyone is as if they have seen Cthulhu and are subject to [DATA EXPUNGED] level mental pollution.

All intelligent life forms contaminated by its spirit will follow its instructions, otherwise it will be permanently entangled.

To be honest, if you put the phenomena and images in the wriggling pasta into SCP, there would be no sense of incompatibility.

You can even create an SCP document about the smiling dog on the spot:

Smile dog

Nicknames: "Nightmare Dog" (this is made up by the author, I think this secondary nickname fits its temperament), "Smiling Dog"

Item Number: SCP–[DATA EXPUNGED]

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures:

This SCP is extremely difficult to contain, and any public who claims to have encountered this SCP should be immediately administered [DATA EXPUNGED]-level amnestics.

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Description: This SCP is an insubstantial, conceptual creature, usually described as a Siberian Husky with a weird smile.

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(Actually, the above paragraph is purely made up by the author. Don’t believe it. There should be no record of Smiling Dog in the SCP files. Any similarity is purely coincidental)

(It is also said that SCP-173 Little Peanut was first published from the wriggling pasta. The author is not sure if this is correct)

But when it comes to SCP, Azathoth has a new idea...

I don’t know… What will happen when SCP-096 meets Slander Man, who everyone respects as “Uncle Slim”?

In addition, I remember that the abilities of the Weeping Angels and SCP-173, which everyone calls "Little Peanut", seem to be similar except that the Weeping Angels are not lethal...

Compared with Tomie and SCP-682, who has better self-healing ability...

Can Whitebeard and Boros team up to completely execute SCP-682...

Who has stronger healing power than SCP-500 Panacea...

What will happen if the plants created by Dave and the zombies created by SCP-049 fight...

Can Tom and Jerry, who have immortality, be considered SCPs...

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"Emmm... I remember that one of the contained objects numbered SCP-2662 was called 'Cthulhu Get Out!' right?"

Azathoth spoke quietly in a voice that no one else could hear.

"If I tell this SCP to Cthulhu...it doesn't seem like it will have much of a reaction, right?"

"...After all, to him, human beings are indeed insignificant, and this way of pranking himself is meaningless to him..."

"But it's possible that SCP-2662 is actually the descendant of Cthulhu's spawn on earth and humans..."

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"Are you going to follow us?"

Jeff looked at the smiling dog that had been lying at his feet and asked it.

Smiling Dog made an expression that looked like he deserved a beating and said: "Of course! After all, he is not familiar with the place he lives in, and things can easily happen if he runs around!"

"I don't want to run around in such an unknown world anymore..."

Although Smiling Dog is not afraid of anyone, he is still afraid of being targeted by powerful beings in this world who can change the rules.

"It seems that although you are a bit...well, you are a bit special, you still seem to be somewhat self-aware!"

Jeff wiped the knife in his hand and cut it into the nearby trees to test the sharpness of the knife.

"Of course!"

The smiling dog lay on the ground, making the image of a "second uncle" lying on his side with his legs crossed and his big head supported by one front paw.

"As urban legends, we can't all be stupid! Otherwise, how would we be living like this until now?"

"Keng~"

Jeff's knife made a small hole when it popped out of the hard trunk of the tree.

"It seems it's time to change..."

Jeff touched the broken edge of the knife and said with a somewhat unhappy expression.

"It's so uncomfortable to use, I have to replace it several times!"

Jeff also recently wanted to replace this fragile knife that was already worn out.

Now that I have joined this chat group, I should use the points from the chat group to buy a knife from the points mall that looks and is very easy to use. It is in line with my identity!

Unlike the Rift Girl, he doesn't like weapons made of "Psychic Interruption Alloy".

Because he felt that items made from this alloy were a bit green and unsightly.

And there are some side effects that must be eliminated with other things, which seems to be too much trouble!

After all, what Jeff liked was the knife made of "Uru metal".

After all, he is also a qualified American who has read the "Thor" comics, and he is quite familiar with this magical "Uru metal" that makes up "Thor's Hammer".

What's more, I still have an unused magic scroll in my hand, which records the specific process of how to enchant equipment with "elemental abilities".

Coupled with the powerful magic guidance and magic storage capabilities of "Uru Metal", it is the most practical when applied to enchanting.

However, the price of this "Ulu Metal" knife is only a little over 100 million.

A full six-digit points are required to purchase it in the points mall.

And now Jeff has only gained less than 3,000 points.

If you rely solely on daily point draws to obtain this knife, it will probably take hundreds of days to buy it.

However, the reward for this mission seems to be quite generous...

"When the time comes, hurry up and kill the reincarnators!"

Jeff thought in his mind.

Thirty reincarnators, each reincarnator is worth one thousand points, and there are also points for recycling the reincarnator's watch. If they add up...

Still seems like it’s not enough?

Jeff fell into deep thought. This was the first time he had thought deeply about his current net worth...

Alas, forget it, even if you can’t collect enough points for this mission, you should be able to collect enough points for the next mission!

Keep an optimistic attitude!

Always keep smiling~

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"Click..."

More than fifty minutes have passed and the two pupae are about to burst open.

"boom!"

A small burst of sound came, attracting everyone.

Azathoth looked at the two men who had completely broken their skins, forming an oval object similar to silkworm chrysalises, and said to the grove on the side: "You guys can come too!"

"Now that you're here, don't hide anymore. This is not a secret place for everyone."

After saying that, everyone saw the Sandaime Hokage they had met when they first came to Konoha.

Next to the Hokage, there was an old man with half of his face wrapped in bandages. He looked very scary with a fierce look on his face.

"Grandpa Sandaime!"

Naruto shouted when he saw the Sandaime Hokage coming.

Sarutobi Hiruzen smiled very kindly after seeing Naruto.

"Naruto, you are not injured!"

Seeing this, Smiling Dog laughed coldly to himself a few times and then said in a low voice with disdain: "Hypocrisy..."

"Obviously I'm just worried about the powerful living body in him that is composed of pure energy and powerful resentment!"

After Jeff heard this, he didn't refute anything. In fact, Hiruzen Sarutobi's love for Naruto Uzumaki was still not as good as his fear of the Nine Lamas inside Naruto.

But at least he was much nicer to Naruto than the previous "parents" like them in urban legends.

At least he was not stupid and would not bring Naruto to the edge of collapse. At least he gave Naruto the care he deserved.

Jeff thought about his parents...they were ignorant and ignorant, and even pushed their children into the abyss with their own hands.

"To be honest..."

Jeff said to himself.

"I really envy Naruto..."

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Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo have not forgotten the purpose of their visit.

"When the ninjas we sent to monitor the two of them were found, they were all lying on the ground unconscious..."

Sarutobi Hiruzen continued to smoke the cigarette that was still in his mouth and said.

"And what should we do with these two...things, Mr. Azatos?"

He looked at the two unknown objects in front of him that looked like silkworm chrysalis, and asked Azathoth.

"Also, do you know where Iruka and Mizuki, who have betrayed Konoha, are? If you know but don't tell us, you are harboring a traitor who betrayed Konoha!" Danzo said coldly.

Speaking of.

Danzo doesn't care about Iruka, he cares about how to deal with Mizuki who betrayed Konoha. As the root of Konoha, he must not allow such a person who betrayed Konoha to live!

"Danzo..."

Sarutobi Hiruzen knew that Danzo was very dissatisfied with this young man, but he still felt that his words were a bit excessive.

What's more, such powerful people have very strange tempers. I don't know if they will destroy Konoha alone if they are unhappy.

But Azathoth didn't care about Danzo's threatening words, he was just counting down slowly.

"10..."

"9..."

"8..."

Listening to Azathoth's countdown and looking at the pupa on the ground that was squirming more violently, the others also understood what Azathoth meant.

Although Hiruzen and Danzo didn't know what Azathoth meant, they felt that something was not simple when they saw the people waiting for them...

"..."

"3..."

"2..."

"1..."

After counting down to tens, Azathoth stood up, adjusted his large robe a little, and finally said a word to the two pupae in front of him that were already squirming violently.

"burst!"

"boom!!!"

The smoke was thick, and the people around them were obscured by the smoke and dust blown by the explosion airflow, but they could still see the general outlines of these two strange creatures.

"This is……"

Tomi Jiang looked at the two objects that resembled humans and insects in front of him, and a drop of cold sweat suddenly appeared on his head.

"Broken pupa becomes..."