Azathoth's different dimension chat group

Danzo couldn't believe it at all, how could Sarutobi drink tea and chat with Kyuubi!

Obviously his wife's death had something to do with Kyuubi, how could he calmly chat with Kyuubi!

So Danzo suspiciously asked another root ninja to go over and see if Sarutobi Hiruzen was really drinking tea and chatting with Kyuubi!

Of course, the result is exactly the same as what the ninja just described!

It was also Sarutobi Hiruzen who was chatting calmly with Kyuubi!

"How...how could this happen..."

Danzo didn't believe it, so he decided to go and see for himself to see if these people had deceived him!

…

Danzo said gloomily to the people downstairs from the top of the Hokage Building: "Everyone, come up, there is no danger here..."

For some reason, Danzo emphasized the word "danger" very strongly.

But no one paid much attention to Danzo's tone. They really just wanted to see if Kyuubi was really drinking with the Sandaime... Well, they meant to see if Kyuubi had really escaped.

Got the seal.

They jumped to the window of this room together and saw a scene that they may never forget in this life——

Naruto, who had grown his tail for two days, was leisurely sitting at the Hokage's desk drinking tea with the Sandaime Hokage.

Danzo, who was sitting next to him with his hands folded, seemed to be in a bad mood, and next to him there was a strange canine creature with his back to them.

After hearing the sound of them coming in, the strange canine creature turned back to look at them.

"What the hell is this!"

Some people couldn't help but say.

"A dog? It doesn't look like it!"

Kakashi, who was temporarily ordered to come to the Hokage Building to deal with the Nine-Tails' seal breaking incident, looked at the smiling dog that was "smiling" at them and felt a little uncomfortable.

The dog suddenly teleported in front of Kakashi before he could react.

This sudden scene frightened the unprepared Kakashi.

At the same time, when others saw the smiling dog suddenly teleporting over, they immediately prepared an attack stance, intending to be on guard against the sudden attack of this strange canine creature.

"What do you want to do!"

Danzo suddenly slapped the table and scolded the smiling dog.

Kurama and Hiruzen Sarutobi silently picked up the tea cups and planned to change places to continue drinking tea and talking.

They didn't want to be influenced by Danzo.

At the same time, Danzo watched warily as the smiling dog gradually approached Kakashi.

Danzo didn't want this canine that could influence people's minds to affect the members of his family.

Although he knew that his attack was completely useless against the smiling dog, it didn't mean that he couldn't stop his next move!

…

Kakashi watched the strange-looking dog in front of him slowly approach him, but he unconsciously thought of his teammates - Harano Lin, Uchiha Obito...

Kakashi felt as if the two of them were right in front of him, as if they were back to the former Team 7...

"Do you... want your two most beloved people to appear in front of you?"

Kakashi became a little stupid and replied with a smile: "I want to... I really want to!"

Others were startled: "Kakashi, what's wrong with you! Don't be confused by this weird creature!"

But the next moment, they saw a very similar scene——

My closest relatives and loved ones...

In front of myself...

by myself...

Kill...

No……

"No!!!"

"This is not true!"

All the ninjas who had loved ones suddenly knelt on the ground in pain.

What's more, he actually picked up the kunai in his hand and attempted suicide!

Other people who were not affected quickly grabbed these people.

Danzo looked at these ANBU and other ninjas who tried to end their own lives, and had to sigh at how wise his choice was.

By choosing these orphans and raising them from an early age, they can still maintain their sanity when facing... creatures like smiling dogs that can cause mental harm.

"Stop making trouble!" Both the Nine Lama and the Hokage scolded the smiling dog who was about to play the next step.

"Hehehe~"

The weird laughter came from the two rows of white and sharp teeth of the smiling dog.

"Do they still blame me for their weak will? They should be glad that I don't plan to carry out the next step of 'spiritual pollution', otherwise they will definitely go crazy, hehehe~"

Looking at this smiling dog who didn't understand the pain of losing a loved one among humans, the Nine Lamas and the Hokage put down the teacups in their hands at the same time.

Nine Lamas look strong on the outside, but in fact their fragile hearts have already been "mentally polluted" by the Smiling Dog.

To be honest, the tailed beast's originally pure heart seems to have become more fragile after realizing the ugliness of human nature.

So they basically have no resistance to genjutsu like the Sharingan.

Since they have no resistance to illusions, they also have no resistance to the "mental pollution" caused by the smiling dog.

This is also why Kyuubi is so crazy.

He really can't resist the endless "mental pollution" from the smiling dog, so the smiling dog will always pester him.

However, after he said these words to the Sandaime Hokage, Kurama felt that his irritable mood caused by the smiling dog seemed to have eased a little.

At the same time, while chatting with the Sandaime, he also understood why there are tailed beasts willing to be friends with humans.

Because humans will treat everything as a friend when they are extremely lonely, the same goes for tailed beasts.

It was all because of loneliness that I couldn't help but confide my true feelings to the other person, so naturally they became friends.

Understand each other, tolerate each other, and help each other by the way...

This is the human way...

It can also be regarded as a tried-and-tested method for humans to capture people's hearts...

Azathoth, who was invisible at the side, was reading the Nine Lamas' thoughts while thinking silently.

"Oh, humans..."

"What a species that can deceive and hide its truest thoughts..."

"They are also the best at deceiving and hiding themselves among species of their own kind..."

"Low-level species are not good at deceiving themselves at all, but high-level species know their identity very well..."

"Only humans..."

"You just have the reasons and conditions to deceive and hide yourself..."

"Oh, humans..."

"but……"

"I like it~"

Azathoth said with a smile.

"but……"

"It's better to solve the problems caused by Smiling Dog first, otherwise this guy will cause a lot of things again..."

"Sure enough, it is impossible for this kind of creature to deal with the trouble he caused..."

…

"Eh? What's wrong with us?"

A group of ninjas suddenly forgot what they were doing in the office of the Hokage Building.

They looked at each other and realized from the equally confused eyes of the others that no one seemed to know what was going on here.

"strangeness……"

Kakashi, who was wearing a fox mask, looked at his hand holding Kunai and felt as if he had fallen into an extremely sad memory.

But Kakashi knew nothing about the specific events he recalled.

It's as if the memory I just had was wiped out by someone out of thin air.

Naruto also released the Kyuubi state and sat obediently on the stool waiting for the Sandaime to register his ninja information for him.

"Grandpa Sandaime! Have you registered my ninja information?"

Likewise, Smiling Dog has disappeared without a trace.

Only Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo, whose memories had not been wiped, clearly remembered everything strange that had just happened.

Everything is as peaceful as if nothing happened...

…

Azathoth, who left the Hokage Studio, looked at the records in the chat group.

Overlord of the Universe: "Congratulations! I will arrive on Earth in three hours! I will soon see the 'strongest bald man on the surface'!"

Lumberjack: "Oh oh oh! I really want to see Mr. Boros and Saitama fight! It looks so exciting!"

Whitebeard: "To be honest, I also want to see with my own eyes what your opponent looks like!"

Lumberjack: "Brother Whitebeard, can you use points to travel through time?"

Whitebeard: "I thought about it, and I also tried to use points to travel through time, but the chat group reminded me that I need 600,000 points!"

Tomie Kawakami: "Hey! Does Mr. Whitebeard need so many points to travel through time?!"

Azatos: "@川上富江, I think considering your age, it is completely inappropriate to call you Mr. Whitebeard."

Lumberjack: "Is there anything wrong with Tomie calling him Mr. Whitebeard?"

Kawakami Tomie: "...Wait a minute, I feel something is wrong..."

Azatos: "Fujiang is now over a hundred years old. If we really count it by seniority, she can be a white-bearded great-grandmother!"

Kawakami Tomie: "...I knew it."

Kawakami Tomie: "Group leader, please don't expose other people's background!"

The ramen is so delicious: "Hey! Could it be that I called it wrong all this time? Could it be that I should call you...Grandma Tomie?"

Lumberjack: "Isn't it possible that Tomie never gets old?"

Azathoth: "Uh... Yes, yes, but she can continue to divide cells, thus staying young. The old cells have been expelled from her body..."

Azathoth: "Furthermore, Tomie is not considered a human being in the orthodox sense. To be more precise, she should be considered a humanoid race such as a 'monster'..."

(The author actually doesn’t know much about Tomie’s age and real situation, but this article is just a fan after all, so he casually wrote a more reasonable explanation)

Lumberjack: "That's it..."

Slit Girl: "I didn't expect Tomie to be so old."

Slit Girl: "I seem to be only in my twenties or thirties this year!"

Azatos: "...@半口女, you are already fifty or sixty years old..."

Slit Girl: "Am I that old?"

Jeff the Killer: "It turns out she is really an aunt! It seems that the smiling dog was indeed right at that time. yei*)9!n*'!:#?oq&"

The overlord of the universe: "..."

Overlord of the Universe: "Why did Jeff suddenly become garbled?"

Slit Girl: "Ahem, don't worry about him for now. He may not wake up until noon."

Tom: "So cruel."

Jerry: "How scary."

Trembling Tatsumaki: "So violent."

Slit Girl: "Ahem... don't worry about this for now, let's discuss why Mr. Whitebeard needs so many points to be able to travel through time!"

Kawakami Tomie: "Well...it's time for the group leader's popular science again."

Angel: "Suddenly we feel so ignorant! We have to go to the group leader for everything..."

Kawakami Tomie: "It's not our fault. We are the group leaders and they are too omniscient!"

Azathoth: "You still blame me?"

Azathoth: "Forget it, this kind of thing won't waste my time anyway, let's explain it slowly..."

Kawakami Tomie: "Everyone, sit down and sit down! The group leader is going to start a long speech again!"

Tom: "Be nice."

Jerry: "Tame."

Angel: "Don't dare to move..."

Azathoth: "To put it simply, the points required for this time travel are actually related to the strength of the time traveler."

"Take the Bald Qiang who first traveled through time as an example. At that time, he only had the weakest level zero, so he only needed a guaranteed minimum of 500 points to travel through."

"Of course, the chat group was not fully set up at that time, so many settings had some problems."

"The settings are now complete, and the points required for group members to travel through have also been divided into specific strengths."

"That is to say - the points needed for time travel are synonymous with the current combat effectiveness of the group members. The stronger the combat effectiveness or the more powerful the ability, the more points he needs for time travel will become more!"

Universe Overlord: "Oh! This way you can indirectly understand your own strength!"

Azathoth: "Not entirely. If you have intelligence beyond ordinary humans or are a group member with powerful abilities, you will need a lot of points."

Tomie Kawakami: "In that case, there will be a lot of points for traveling through it, right?"

Kawakami Tomie: "Here, let me see the points I need to use to travel..."

Tomie Kawakami: "...One thousand! How could I have so little!"

Jeff the Killer: "I'm awake!"

Killer Jeff: "Uh... I have almost five thousand time travel points worth."

Slit Girl: "Six thousand..."

Angel: "Ten thousand..."

Jerry: "Two thousand..."

Tom: "Two thousand one..."

The ramen is so delicious: "Twenty thousand..."

Crazy Dave: "Ho ho ho! Guess what! I actually want 50,000 points! I didn't expect my value to be so great!"

Trembling Tatsumaki: "Half a million...didn't you expect that I would need so many points if I wanted to travel through time?"

Lumberjack: "Now I need 15,000 points to travel through..."

Universe Overlord: "...Didn't you expect that I actually need one million points?"

Kawakami Tomie: "I feel so worthless now..."

Universe Overlord: "Speaking of which, how many points does the group leader need to travel through once?"

Azathoth glanced at the warning slogan on the chat group interface...

"In view of the fact that this group member (group leader) is too destructive to the world, there is no other world in this chat group that can withstand the complete destruction of this group member, and this group member (group leader) is not allowed to travel through non-mission situations

To other worlds!”

"If the group member (group leader) really wants to travel, he must obtain the consent of all group members and pay 100 million points (tentatively) to the chat group before he can temporarily travel (five hours) to other worlds!"

"To be honest, instead of traveling through time in this chat group, I might as well use my own ability that belongs to the God of Creation to travel through time."

As Azathoth walked home, he complained to himself about this "random charging" chat group.