Azathoth's different dimension chat group

Kawakami Tomie: "But as a forbidden technique, it has some side effects!"

Ramen is so delicious: "Yes! Why didn't I think of that!"

Azathoth: "Don't worry, these side effects are ineffective on me, and the only harm of multiple shadow clones is the consumption of chakra. Generally, the chakra of a jounin is not enough."

The ramen is so delicious: "But I haven't graduated from ninja school yet! I always fail in chakra training!"

Azatos: "But you have the Nine-Tails, a "mobile chakra energy tank" in your body, and you are from the Uzumaki clan, with more chakra than some Kage levels, but the Nine-Tails' chakra often disturbs your

It's just chakra, just communicate with him in the future. If that doesn't work, I'll go to your world to help you 'communicate' with Kyuubi."

Kawakami Tomie: "Why do we need to put quotation marks on 'communication'? I feel that this is not ordinary communication by the group owner."

Azathoth: "Don't worry about so many details. Anyway, if it doesn't work, just come to me. It will definitely work!"

Ramen is so delicious: "...Okay! Mr. Iruka invited me to eat ramen. Let's talk later!? Bye~"

Tomie Kawakami: "My new boyfriend has also come to my house, and I am going offline too."

Azathoth: "I think you're going to be killed by your new boyfriend!"

Ramen is so delicious: “...I don’t want to hear it anymore! I’m offline!”

Tomie Kawakami: "Look, you scared little brother Naruto."

Azathoth: "You must have been scared!"

…

With Tomie and Naruto offline, the only person in the entire chat group who has nothing to do may be Azathoth.

Azathoth was on the throne, listening to the "beautiful" flutes and drums played by the amorphous dancers around him, and felt less lonely than when he first arrived.

"Maybe it's because my inner quality as an outer god is stronger!" Azathoth thought like this and turned on the game console.

“Although there is no internet here, so I can only play cassette games, but it’s still good to play these games!”

Azathoth, who was playing "Super Mario", said happily.

…

In the world of "The Green Mile", John Coffey was arrested and sent to Cold Mountain Prison on suspicion of murder, and because he was a death row inmate, he was temporarily detained in Area E.

In the car escorting the prisoners, John's constant crying aroused the dissatisfaction of the prison guard who was escorting him.

"Hey! I mean big man! If you are so big, don't cry like a bitch!"

Although the prison guard had already taken out the baton in his hand to threaten him, he still could not stop John's miserable cry.

He kept mumbling: "I want to save them... but it's too late!"

When the prison guard heard John's words, he thought he was regretting killing the two little girls, so he impatiently yelled at John: "If you regret it, why do you still kill people? There is no way to repeat what has happened, like you

I've seen this kind of people a lot! Spend your last days in prison! Idiot!"

When John heard what the prison guard said, he lowered his head and stopped crying. He didn't know what he was thinking.

In the car, John Coffey heard an unusual sound amidst the sounds of prisoners digging and the bumping of the car.

"Hey, the different-dimensional chat group is loading..."

"Hey, loading successful! Please enter the host nickname!"

John listened to this mechanical voice without any emotion - this was the first time he heard someone ask him to do something without any discrimination or fear.

John was stunned for a moment and said with a slightly trembling voice: "Excuse me, are you an angel?"

"Hey, the nickname has been confirmed."

"Hey, group member 'Angel' has joined the interdimensional chat group."

…

On the other side, in the world of "One Punch Man", Boros's spaceship has been flying towards a fixed place.

If there is no problem with the coordinates given by the great prophet, Boros will be able to reach the earth in up to six months - the place where the legendary creature that can fight with Boros, known as the "Overlord of the Universe" lives.

Planet.

Boros sat on a throne in the center of the spacecraft, looking at the vast universe around him, he suddenly felt endless loneliness and desolation.

In such a vast universe, there is no life that can have a hearty battle with him, and there is not even a creature that can break through the armor that limits Boros' strength!

"If I can't find a creature that can fight me this time, I might as well go to an unknown planet to live in seclusion."

Poros sat on the throne, thinking boredly.

"I will wait until a new overlord of the universe appears, and then I will fight with them to confirm whether they have the ability to qualify for the title of 'overlord of the universe'."

Boros himself is actually not interested in this kind of prophecy, just because this prophecy just hit Boros's core point. He really wants to find an opponent who can be on par with him!

Just when Poros was in a daze, he heard an inexplicable voice:

"Hey, the different-dimensional chat group is loading..."

"?"

There was a rare trace of doubt and shock in Poros's eyes.

What I am confused about is what this thing called "different dimension chat group" is.

What was shocking was that this "chat group" could actually avoid the patrols of his men. Even Goryu Ganshupu, who claimed to be the "master of cosmic telekinesis", did not sense his existence.

After all, although that guy is quite capable, he is very timid and will report to Boros at the slightest sign of trouble.

Just as Boros was thinking, the thing that called itself the "Interdimensional Chat Group" made another mechanical sound:

"Hey, loading successful! Please enter the host name!"

Although Boros was very curious, he was still somewhat rational. After thinking seriously for a while, he decided to intimidate this "chat group" and pretend to be tough first.

"I am the overlord of the universe..."

"Hey, the nickname has been decided."

Poros: "..."

“Hey, group member ‘Universe Overlord’ has joined the interdimensional chat group.”

Boros: Is it really okay for you to ask me to join you on your own initiative?

…

In the chat group, the group members who had finished their work started chatting in their free time.

Lumberjack: "Hahaha! It's really different with so many helpers. The general frame of the battleship has been repaired! This battleship can be built by tomorrow at most!"

Tomie Kawakami: "Congratulations! In this case, shouldn't we give out a red envelope when the project is completed?"

Lumberjack: "...where did you hear that! Giving out red envelopes is a tradition in China. How could you, a person from Neon Country, know that!"

Kawakami Tomie: "Tch! I've traveled all over the world, so of course I know this. Just tell me whether you want to give out red envelopes or not!"

Lumberjack: "No money!"

Whitebeard: "Oh, forget it, I'll just give you a red envelope when the time comes. Don't hurt your friendship. We're all in the same group and we should get along well!"

Tomie Kawakami: "The group leader also needs to send a red envelope! As the group leader, how can I not send a red envelope to the group members to cheer up after the project is completed?"

The ramen is so delicious: "Yes! Yes! The group leader should send a red envelope!"

Azathoth: "Why don't you even let me go!"

Azathoth: "What qualifications do you non-combatants who are just waiting to die have to ask me to give you red envelopes!"

Lumberjack: "Yes, yes, even I can transform Brother Whitebeard's pirate ship into a battleship. What can you do?"

Tomie Kawakami: "I can be resurrected infinitely and can multiply indefinitely. I am definitely the best choice for the 'violent soldier style' fighting method! Even if those who split off don't listen to me like this..."

The ramen is so delicious: "And me! Sister Tomie still has to wait for the resurrection time. I have the art of multiple shadows and clones, and I will also learn the 'Rasengan' in the future, and I also have the 'big killer' (battery) of the Nine Lamas."

'!"

Azatos: "@Ramen is so delicious, what? From what you said, it seems that you have established a friendship with the Nine Lamas in your body?"

The ramen is so delicious: "Of course! I met the Nine Lamas after I went home after eating the ramen. Although he was a little bit dissatisfied with me, I still got the Nine Lamas' share on the pretext of feeding him something delicious every day.

The right to use chakra."

Azathoth: "Do you think your poor wallet is enough for Jiulama's size?"

The ramen is so delicious: "Silly tape! I'm very lucky. Basically, the points I win every day start at 800, which is enough to buy a lot of food in the points mall. After all, the food in the points mall is free.

Similarly, the purchase unit is calculated in tons!"

Tomie Kawakami: "...the African chiefs who drew no more than 300 points every day silently shed tears of jealousy."

Lumberjack: "..."

White beard:"……"

Azathoth: "..."

Azathoth: "Let's do this! Seeing how pitiful you are, I will show mercy. As long as a new group member joins, how about I send a red envelope to everyone? Whitebeard doesn't need to give it out, so don't waste money."

"Hey, group member 'Angel' has joined the interdimensional chat group."

“Hey, group member ‘Universe Overlord’ has joined the interdimensional chat group.”

Azathoth: "..."

Lumberjack: "The words of the group leader are so effective. New members came just after he said it!"

The ramen is so delicious: "It seems that the group leader will definitely spend money now."

Whitebeard: "I feel like the group leader is particularly embarrassed right now."

Tomie Kawakami: "Hahaha! That's what you said just now! Hurry up and give out red envelopes!"

The two people who had just joined the group were obviously a little confused and had no idea what was going on.

So Boros, who understood a little bit, spoke first.

Overlord of the Universe: “What the hell is your place here?”

Immediately, all the members of the chat group replied in unison: "We are here for the 'different dimension chat group' for group members from all worlds to chat. Please introduce yourself to the new group members!"

The overlord of the universe: "..."

Angel:"……"

Who are these people!

Damn it!