Azeroth Shadow Trail

Chapter 1143 239. You tell me this is called random transmission? Bah, dogs don't believe it!

"Ah, I won't do such crap as wiping my neck in the future!"

In the picturesque green bamboo forest, Cloth Laike, who was wearing close-fitting clothes, wrapped a bandage around his neck and cursed unhappily:

"Whoever commits suicide again is a dog! Look at this broken place, it almost killed me."

"quack quack"

Beside the pirate, the little murloc, who was bruised and swollen from the fall, also grabbed the bandage and wrapped it around his arm with a grin.

The unlucky pair of master and servant were thrown high into the sky by the random teleportation of the cloth of fate before, and then fell into the high bamboo forest in free fall.

If it wasn't for Bu Laike's lightness like a swallow, that fall alone would have killed him.

The fight with Azshara made the stinky pirate enter a rare and extremely weak state, and now the character card in front of him has more than a dozen negative states hanging brightly.

From [fracture], [bleeding] to [concussion] and [staggering], the blood bar of the character card has been maintained at one-tenth of that of the dying serious injury, and the recovery speed of the life value is like a turtle crawling.

This is obviously "internal injury".

After leaving the beastly rage, the extreme weakness seems to be drained, making it difficult for the current pirates to even stand up.

As a result of his struggling to get up, he vomited out beside him with a vomit sound. Even though he didn't make anything like a rainbow, the little murloc next to him jumped away contemptuously while clutching his nose.

"No, no, I feel dizzy when I stand up. I have to take a rest."

The pirate staggered and sat back on the ground, leaning against the bamboo and panting heavily, he took out a bottle of Winterspring fire wine from his bag with difficulty, threw it to the little murloc, and said:

"Look around, find out where we are, I think we should land on a hill in the Jade Forest. It's best not to appear near the Qinglong Temple.

Those Qinglong monks are very fierce, and I can't deal with them in my current state. "

Bu Laike raised his hand with difficulty, and with the strength of the Earl of the Ocean, he made a piece of ice, wrapped it in tattered clothes, and put it on his forehead.

Under his errand, the little murloc lowered his broken arm, took a sip of Winter Spring fire wine, and made his figure swell a bit, lifted his salted fish hammer, and walked towards the cliff beyond the bamboo forest, shaking his head.

But Laike, who stayed where he was, looked pale, looked at the blue sky above his head, and said in a bad tone:

"I said I was going to Pandaria before, but now I came here out of nowhere, and this Cloth of Destiny is said to be a random teleportation? Bah, I really think I'm an idiot.

I'm starting to suspect that there was something wrong with the scroll of fate that we picked up from the Tortoise Turtle back then. Maybe it was also a gift I left for myself 10,000 years ago?

Maybe the so-called Loa forgotten by fate is my future self? "

"Don't complain, little master, it's pretty good that you escaped from Azshara's hands. Your current state is not suitable for thinking about these complicated issues, look at the bloodshot eyes in your eyes.

You'd better have a good rest.

Now you are as weak as an ant, any stronger character can kill you. "

Xal'atath's voice sounded in Bu Laike, and she whispered:

"But the fog barrier here is really troublesome. It isolates the internal and external teleportation, and even your pet can't be summoned. We have to find a way to contact the outside world.

This land looks picturesque, but it feels strange to me."

Void Essence said in a low tone:

"There is a strange power buried here. It reminds me of Y'Shaarj, the most powerful demon among us. According to the legend of the void creatures, Y'Shaarj, who was pulled out of the earth by Aman'Thul, did not die completely. .

Its dark power may be hidden in this misty place.

right under our feet. "

"Don't doubt it, it's here."

The pirate applied an ice pack to his forehead and wiped the blood from his face with a handkerchief. He said:

"Y'Shaarj's dark heart is still beating. I thought about taking it, but now this opening is obviously not what I want. Not only is there the power of the void here, but also .

Ok?

Did you hear it? "

"The idiot little murloc is in trouble."

Xalatas said something.

Bo Laike grinned, he pulled out Salameni with difficulty, threw it in the air, and gestured.

The black and white swords, which were confused by Azshara's magic before, roared and flew out. Fortunately, they were there, which prevented the weak pirates from really encountering a fatal situation.

And on the cliff outside the bamboo forest, the little murloc with arms shrugged was croaking and waving the salted fish hammer in his hand, lashing at a strange big horse monkey trying to sneak attack it.

This monkey is very big.

He also wears clothes made of grass leaves and rattan armor, can use weapons and talk, and Ben Boerba has never seen such a monkey in other worlds.

This is sure to be a cunning native species.

Just now, this guy hid in the bamboo forest and shot an arrow at the little murloc standing on the cliff looking left and right, but was dodged by the vigilant murloc, and then the two fell into a fight.

"Hairless stupid fish!"

The big horse monkey jumped up and down and stabbed with a spear, and shouted:

"I want to catch you back to eat meat! Grill it!"

"Quack!"

Not to be outdone, the little murloc howled twice.

It's a pity that this stupid big monkey can't understand its taunt, but it doesn't matter, the little murloc who is already a high-level hunter quickly dodges the monkey's attack, jumps over and hits the big monkey's big face with a salted fish hammer swinging from side to side plate.

Just three or two hits and it screamed indiscriminately.

Seeing the murloc's bravery, the monkey dropped the spear in fear, and fled back to the forest with its tail flicking, screaming as it ran.

The little murloc pursued the victory and chased into the woods with a salted fish hammer, intending to beat the annoying monkey to the ground.

But within a few seconds, Benbo Erba ran out with a terrified expression, swinging his big feet again.

Behind it followed a large group of screaming horse monkeys, as if poking a monkey's nest.

Those guys were swinging around in the bamboo forest, attacking Boerba with stones and crude spears, and even his own dung, chasing him around.

Obviously, the bamboo forest where the pirates and murlocs fell is not "no man's land".

It was these two outsiders who broke into the territory of the big horse monkey.

But these Pandaria monkeys are ferocious enough, much more powerful than their compatriots in other parts of Azeroth. Just look at their organized hunting, and you will know that these guys must have formed their own unique civilization.

"Whizzing"

Just when the weak little murloc was being chased to the sky by the noisy and annoying monkeys, two black and white sword lights flew out from the forest.

The Saramani sisters vented their anger at being defeated by Azshara on these stupid monkeys. They screamed in the air and drew deadly tracks, piercing the bodies of several monkeys in two or three.

With the blood splattering and forcing the monkey group back, the little murloc immediately felt complacent when he saw the helper coming.

It hung the salted fish hammer on its waist, took out the war crossbow from the bag and set it up, and kept shooting at the panicked monkeys, and soon drove them back into the bamboo forest.

"Snapped"

The little murloc raised his foot and kicked on the plate with the weird big white face of a monkey pretending to be dead.

The latter jumped up with grinning teeth, and was pressed against the neck by the black and white swords again, so that the monkey was forced by the little murloc to go to the resting place of Bu Laike in fear.

This guy can talk, although it looks stupid and grumpy, but it can communicate, maybe the smelly pirate can learn more local news from this monkey.

"Huh, hozen?"

When the little murlocs and Saramani sisters escorted the big horse monkey to Bu Laike, the stinky pirate who was leaning against the tree and sipping a drink immediately widened his eyes.

He looked at the big monkey with a bruised nose and a swollen face that was covered in hair and wearing grass-leaf and vine armor. He scratched his head and got beaten. He said in a strange tone:

"There are hozen here. It seems that it is indeed the Jade Forest, but I don't know where it is. Hey, monkey, come here, I want to ask you a few things."

Bu Laike yelled something in Hozen, and the monkey who was rubbing its big face suddenly raised its head and looked at the injured idiot with golden hair in surprise.

It hesitated for a moment, and chirped:

"How can you speak our words, you idiot? Those chubby people don't know how to speak our words."

"It calls you a fool, little master."

Xal'atath poked fire in Bu Laike's ear and said:

"This monkey is very brave, it seems that he needs to be taught a good lesson."

"That's why you don't understand."

Bo Laike pouted, put the ice pack on his forehead again, and explained:

"Hozen call everyone but them idiots, and at most add weird adjectives based on your characteristics, such as 'hairless idiot' and 'big butt mother idiot'.

It's a bad tradition of their savage and irascible creatures, and these monkeys have never been pleasant beings, probably because their demigod disappeared ten thousand years ago, making them very uneducated.

But it's not their fault either. "

The stinky pirate stared at the fearful and curious hozen, and said to Xalatath:

"Hozen's lifespan is extremely short, and most of them generally don't live more than 20 years, which makes them lack inheritance in the eyes of their clan. But these savage and clumsy bastards are very united, which is one of their few advantages.

They live happily, and they are truly hopeless optimists.

They live together whether they play or quarrel until all the hozens of the same generation die out. To be honest, I don't hate them.

They have the intelligence to be driven by me.

And their notoriously violent tempers allow them to come out in packs at every turn to wreak havoc, fight, or ravage their enemies outside of their territory.

They like conflict, they like excitement, they can only fight with the wind, and they are very aggressive, which is a good material for being a pirate.

Let me ask you, hozen, where is this place? "

Bu Laike asked the monkey squatting in front of him. The hozen scratched his ears and scratched his head for a while, then waved his arms and said in an exaggerated tone:

"This forest has no name, we haven't had time to give it a name, we just moved here not long ago, we stole food and were expelled from Gulu Golden Monkey Mountain by the king.

Those nasty fat Gunguns didn't take us in either.

In front of them is their village, with big and big houses and a lot of wine. "

"Oh, so the front is Podong Village?"

Bu Laike blinked, and said the name of the largest pandaren village in the Jade Lin Nan region, making the stupid hozen nod for a while, and it squawked and said:

"That's right, that's the name, you golden-haired idiot is different from those bad guys, are you from outside? From outside the fog?

Dawang often tells us stories. He said that not long ago, he met idiots from outside. They are all idiots with no hair and no tail just like you! "

"Not long ago, someone from outside came to the Jade Forest?"

Bu Laike immediately narrowed his eyes,

He probably guessed who the idiot hozen was talking about.

It seems that the Kul Tiras Second Fleet that disappeared in the endless sea was really sent to Pandaria. Following this line of thought, the pirate immediately had a plan. He said to the hozen:

"Has anything happened in the Jade Forest recently? Have the monks from Qinglong Temple and Tianchanyuan been dispatched?"

"Yeah, those bad guys are as crazy as they are!"

When this lively event was mentioned, the hozen with a bruised nose and a swollen face immediately became interested. It bounced around on the spot and said gossipingly:

"Those who can beat people are patrolling all the mountains and forests. They are looking for those hairless idiots. The elders in Monkey Mountain drink too much monkey wine and curse that those foreign idiots will bring us disaster.

But no one could understand the elder's drunken words.

Many idiots from outside were captured and returned to Qinglong Temple, but some idiots escaped, and they went to Kun-Lai Mountain. Those hairless morons are awesome, and they have big, big boats!

Loaded with scary rumbles!

Your Majesty wants to buy those rumbles with them, and all the food from Monkey Mountain has been transported away. We were so hungry that we went to steal things. It's all because of those idiots from outside!

Tie them up and feed them to the Yaungol and Mushan! "

"Okay, okay, don't talk, I probably know what happened here."

Bu Laike waved his hand to stop the hozen talking nonsense. He thought for a while, took out a piece of dried meat from his bag and threw it to the hozen, saying:

"I have a lot of food here, and you are very hungry, so come and serve me as my subordinates. You go back and discuss with your compatriots. If you want, I can take you to rob those bad villages.

Don't you guys like this very much?

I can help you build a big hozen tribe here, but you must obey my orders! Those who disobey will be hanged and beaten!

If you are not obedient, throw it to feed the tiger.

I know there are many tigers in the mountains of the Jade Forest. "

The stinky pirate applied an ice pack to his forehead, and threatened the hozen gnawing on the dried meat in front of him:

"You have also seen that I have a very powerful sword. I can lead you to do great things and have a good time. By the way, do you still remember your great god, the Monkey King?"

"Remember to remember!"

The hozen, biting the jerky, scratched its ears, swung its tail and shouted:

"The Monkey King is the most powerful!

When he was still around, no one in Pandaria dared to bully us hozen, but when he was gone, he disappeared, and we started to be bullied by the bad guys, the yaungol and the land spirits. "

"I can take you to find him."

Boo Laike grinned and said:

"As long as you are obedient and do your best, I can help you find your gods, and let you run rampant in Pandaria in the future. You can rob whoever you want! Beat whoever you want!

is it good? "

"Okay, okay, this is good! You golden-haired idiot is a very good person!"

The stupid hozen howled and hopped around Bo Laike. He took a lot of jerky from the pirates and ran back to the woods to find his scattered companions.

Watching it leave, Xal'atath said to Bu Laike in doubt:

"Why do you value this group of hozens so much? No matter how you look at them, they are a group of 'half-orcs' who have not fully evolved. Even if they have their own demigods, they are not worthy of your solicitation, right?"

"No, no, my dear Xal'atath, the hozens are much more powerful than you think."

Bu Laike turned his head to look at the sky on the other side of the bamboo forest.

Looking at the looming buildings on the picturesque mountain in the distance, he said:

"If you and I would find the dark heart of Y'Shaarj, we must have the help of these monkeys, who are always happy and know no sorrow.

They are the only creatures in this world that are not disturbed by dark emotions, and that is their value.

Therefore, the mind is empty and full of water, and occasionally it is good.

Well, from this point of view, my stupid sister Fenna should also have a high resistance to the power of Y'Shaarj, right? Alas, as soon as I left them, I began to miss them.

Xalatas, tell me, am I too emotional and vulnerable?

It was only when I was alone thousands of miles away that I realized that I was also a pirate baby who longed to be cared for and warmed up. "

"Please stop, I'm sick"

(end of this chapter)