Azeroth Shadow Trail
Chapter 1166 262. The Stinky Pirates Are Teaching Bad Kids Again, No One Cares
Chapter 1166 262. The stinky pirates are teaching bad kids again, no one cares
Bo Laike walked out of the captain's cabin the next morning.
He urgently felt that he should go back to Yongchun Terrace again and take a dip in the Fountain of Youth. He felt that the feeling of being injured again and being hollowed out was terrible.
The Stinky Pirates realized for the first time how "difficult" a bronze dragon could be.
Every time it is finally over, when I think I can take a good rest, a terrifying "time reversal" will always restart the battle.
back and forth seven times
That's right, who can stand it?
So Sefir's shy appearance hides such a terrifying personality? Or is the first mate dragon punishing him in this unique way?
But I didn't flirt with women either.
"She is warning you that next time you do something dangerous like fighting Azshara, she will definitely let you die happily in another way in advance."
Xal'atath whistled in Bu Laike's ear, gloating:
"Don't doubt, she has this ability completely. Seifel has become more and more proficient in controlling time magic. You should be careful in the future."
"Huh? Who should be careful?"
Bu Laike snorted and said dismissively:
"I'm not the one who begged for mercy seven times, right? Who is still paralyzed in the captain's cabin like mud? If you dare to provoke pirates, you will have to pay the price!"
"Tch, just keep bragging to satisfy your shameful vanity."
Xal'atath snorted, and she whispered:
"Don't drink the potion if you have the ability, and see if Sefiel doesn't swallow you alive!"
After speaking, the essence of the void is hidden in the soul.
She also concealed that she wanted to "regulate" the emotions of the Void Watchers. Those female wolves hadn't been intervened by their will for seven days, and now they were showing signs of getting out of control.
Bu Laike was planning to go to Qinglong Temple for a meal, but as soon as he stepped out of the cabin, he heard a cold voice behind him:
"If Nozdormu knew that you two bastards used time magic in that situation, the Bronze Dragon King would absolutely jump back and crush you to death."
"Then I have to thank the Lord of Time for abandoning us?"
The pirate turned his head and said to Meri Dongfeng behind him:
"Thank you, thank you for coming to save me, it really is a friend in need, my best friend Mei Li, if you are a woman, I will definitely give you a warm kiss."
"You should think about how to treat my disciple."
Merry shook his head, ignoring Laike's nonsense, and said:
"I'm going to talk to the local administrators and casters about opening the transcontinental portal, and I may be going back to the Eastern Continent in the afternoon.
Stranglethorn Vale is already at war, you don't know it yet, do you?
On the second day after your disappearance, the Gurubashi trolls summoned the blood god Hakkar, probably because they also sensed the threat of the demon invasion and planned to use the evil god to strengthen their power.
The Twilight Forest was invaded, and many innocent people were captured by trolls to prepare blood sacrifices to the evil gods.
Varian and the Knights of the Silver Hand are attacking the capital of the trolls, and the Kirin Tor is also joining the battle. I have to go there to preside over the overall situation and drive the evil god out.
Thankfully you gave me Hakkar's mojo early on, making it easier for us to expel it. "
"Huh? There is a war over there, why is my brother Shaw here?"
Bu Laike blinked and said:
"That's not his style."
"Varian asked for it."
Merry frowned and said:
"Varian said it was the will of the Holy Light, that Pandaria hides the power that can make the Kingdom of Stormwind stronger, and Shaw took the initiative to join us for this prophecy."
"The will of the Holy Light? Bah!"
Bu Laike said disdainfully:
"Ms. Zela is really lingering, but considering that she did this to deal with the devil, so bear with it for a while, and we will settle the score with her after these things are over."
"Well?"
The old lich blinked and asked back:
"You didn't deny that prophecy, so, does Pandaria really have the power to instantly make a weak kingdom stronger?"
"Yes, and more than one."
The pirate pointed to his stomach and said:
"The existing food in Pandaria can support all the lives in the world for three full months without any pressure! And as long as the pandaren are willing, they can increase the food production tenfold in one month.
Let me put it this way, Meili, in the future mortal wars, whoever gets the support of the pandaren will be invincible, at least you don't have to worry about logistics supplies.
The Gun Guns can control the world with only food, and that is only the mildest way for them to intervene in the world situation. "
The old Lich's eyes tightened instantly.
He said:
"We can't let any civilization control this place! Humans can't do it either! Pandaren must remain absolutely neutral!"
"I also think so."
The pirate grinned and said:
"Don't worry, it's not our turn to worry about this matter. Any mortal civilization that wants to attack the pandaren will suffer a disastrous defeat. They are much more difficult to deal with than the night elves."
"Ok."
The old lich nodded, and before leaving, he said to Bo Laike:
"If possible, I would like you to meet Jaina as Drake."
"What's wrong?"
Bu Laike frowned and said:
"Has my little sister's mood changed again?"
"She becomes more determined every day, and she regards helping you and Dai Lin as the meaning of her existence. The problem is, no one should regard being a tool as their ideal in life."
The old lich shook his head and said:
"She wants to protect you, but this big idea is becoming a shackle, and that's not something a kid her age should think about, and I don't care what you do, Laike.
Dispel this dangerous idea of Jaina!
I don't allow my disciple to become a sharp weapon, and you don't want it either, right? "
"Well, I'll try my best."
The pirate nodded and made a promise.
Watching the old lich leave, the smelly pirate was in a complicated mood.
He walked on the deck and wanted to be quiet, but suddenly saw his disciple Valeera walking out of the poop holding an elf bow.
Under the curious gaze of the pirates, Valeera picked up a piece of red cloth and wrapped it around her eyes. The elf assassin took a deep breath, drew an arrow from the quiver on his back, and flew towards the sky at the stern of the ship. Fat Seagulls Shooting Over.
This scene made Bo Laike laugh.
Isn't this the method he used to train archery? I don't know which wicked ghost told Valeera this method, so that his disciples continued this "self-abuse" training method.
But let's talk about it, Valeera's learning ability is indeed terrifying, seven out of ten arrows were shot, which means that her archery skills have been well established.
"Not bad, although it's still a bit short, but it's really good."
Bu Laike flashed past with a whoosh, and appeared next to Valeera who had untied the blindfold. He was not stingy with praise, and said to his disciple with an admiring look:
"I think you are ready, Valeera, maybe you can start to seek the truth of the Black Moon Way now."
"No, mentor."
Valeera shook her head, and the genius disciple of the Quel'Dorei Assassin family flicked her chic and beautiful single ponytail, blinked her emerald green eyes and said:
"I always feel that it is still a little bit close. I really feel like becoming a member of the legendary Overwatch, but I think I can lay a solid foundation, just like your growth trajectory.
I have seen excellent examples before, I can no longer continue to pursue power recklessly, but should learn to be down-to-earth and walk slowly step by step.
The bloodline of the Sangunar family has given me enough talent, and what I have to do now is to stop where I am and dig it out! rather than moving on. "
"That's fine."
The pirate smiled, took out the Black Moon Canon that he had copied by himself, and put it into Valeera's hands.
He said:
"Then I will give you the right to choose. When you feel ready, you can perform the black moon ceremony yourself. You only need a moon and a belief.
Elune is generous, and I believe she has noticed you.
Speaking of which, Valeera, are you interested in challenging yourself? During my short trip to Pandaria, I found a talented girl like you. "
"Ok?"
Valeera immediately became interested.
Miss Quel'Dore, who likes to challenge herself, looked at her mentor, raised her chin, and signaled Bo Laike to name the genius.
"Her name is Tao Shi, and she is an assassin from the Shado-Pan sect. Ten thousand years of inheritance and excellent talent make her quiet and deadly."
The smelly pirate leaned on the railing and said to the outstanding disciple:
"Perhaps before you complete the Black Moon Ritual, you can use the sparring with her as your 'stepping stone', it will definitely be very interesting, and you may learn something from her.
Or maybe the other way around.
She is in Qinglong Temple now, you have to find her by yourself. I also summoned the Uncrowned, but little sister Tao Shi didn't understand the meaning of this name.
So, can you show her our credo for me? "
"Is there any reward? Mentor."
Valeera crossed her hips like Bu Laike. This action made the elf's already perfect figure taller. She tossed her hair and said to her mentor:
"Since it's a competition, there should be prizes, right?"
"You all are really greedy."
Bu Laike rubbed his head and complained:
"It seems that I am really not a good teacher, this one!"
The pirate waved his finger, and the uniquely shaped Defiler fragments swayed at his fingertips, instantly attracting Valeera's gaze, making the Quel'dorei chick's eyes burn with desire.
She is clearly aware of the power of this dagger.
"You and Tao Shi, I will give it to whoever wins."
The pirate shrugged and said:
"The loser has nothing, and will lose the dignity of being an assassin. Do you dare to bet?"
"Ha, I'd bet everything on myself."
Valeera whistled and disappeared into the shadows.
She joked:
"Mentor, don't be so generous next time, it will make you look very attractive. Seriously, if you are more powerful, I might really become the next Fenna Golden Sword.
And in this regard, I am definitely more 'aggressive' than that pure and dull stupid warrior.
I belong to the more 'traditional' elf oops! "
Valeera's behavior of molesting her instructor hadn't ended yet, but the little Lei Shi who suddenly appeared behind her cheered and hit the sea water below the ship's side with the impact of flowing water, which gave her a chill.
Bo Laike, who was expressionless, gave a thumbs up gesture to Little Resch's sneak attack and said:
"This is how you deal with hot-headed women, have you learned it?"
"Yeah, learned it!"
Little Lei Shi raised his hands and cheered:
"I'm going to freeze that stupid soldier who pestered you into ice! Then I'll throw that indifferent death elf into the sea! I'll also pour water on the first mate who played the kiss game with you last night!"
"Well, it doesn't have to be, they are the exception."
Bu Laike looked at the incomparably pure little Lei Shi with a headache, and he realized that he really couldn't teach bad children, especially this kind of children with powerful but simple minds.
"Go and play with Nagfar."
The pirate said to little Resch:
"Let her take you around the ship, remember to avoid those water elementals patrolling in the cabin, they are all subordinates of that villain."
"Can I beat them?"
Lei Shi eagerly said in his lovely voice:
"I think I can beat them! It's easy! They are too weak, I want to wash their stupid and dirty hearts with pure water!"
"Ah, this is the first time I heard that there is a water element to purify the water element."
Bu Laike scratched his chin, thought for a while, and said:
"You can beat them, but you have to find a good excuse. For example, they glared at you, for example, they saw you and refused to give way, for example, they invaded the traditional territory of Pandaria's water spirits, etc."
"Oh, as soon as I came back, I saw that the stinky pirate was teaching the children bad again! No one cares about it!"
Little Xingxing's sharp voice descended from the sky, with a hint of teasing, she transformed into a human form and landed beside the pirate, hooking her shoulders very familiarly, wanting to make a joke with Laike.
As a result, little Lei Shi stared and shouted:
"This is how you deal with hot-headed women!"
"wow"
Under the blank gaze of Little Xingxing, her whole body was engulfed by the sudden surge of water, and she was instantly displaced under the icy seawater of Emerald Lin Coast.
If she wasn't a giant dragon, this wave of water pressure was enough to make her lose consciousness instantly.
But little Lei Shi was kind, and she even put a breathable water cover on Little Xingxing's head, probably just to clear her mind and not to torture her.
"Snapped"
Bu Laike covered his eyes with his hands in a headache.
Lei Shi's talent is too terrifying. She manipulates the water flow completely by instinct, without any forward swing at all, and the speed is so fast that blue dragons like Little Xingxing can't react at all.
"This idiot Blue Dragon is also an exception. Be good, Lei Shi be good, bring her up, she's going to cry in a while, it's hard to coax."
Bu Laike said helplessly.
Little Lei Shi obediently replaced the water flow again, and threw the drenched little star back to the boat. Shui Ling complained in a low voice:
"Why so many exceptions? That's pretty much all the women on board. Why are they all so mad at you? Are you handsome among your kind, Bo Laike."
"That's pretty handsome!"
Bu Laike whistled and said triumphantly:
"In this sea, you will never find a more handsome pirate than me."
"Really? I don't believe it!"
Little Lei Shi sticks out his tongue, circles around Bu Laike joyfully, then spits out water bubbles and argues:
"Grandpa Shaohao told me not to be too absolute at any time~ This is ancient wisdom."
"Trust me, I'm definitely the most handsome pirate ever."
Bu Laike emphasized with a gloomy face:
"Because those who are more handsome than me have long been killed by my own hands. Just kidding, how can such an easy-going pirate like me kill casually?
At most, send someone to gently draw a few strokes on their faces when they fall asleep.
Alright, let's play with Naglfar.
She will teach you the rules on the ship, but as a friend of the ship spirit, you have a high degree of freedom, and this will be your home from now on. When I'm not around, remember to listen to Sefiel-san's words. "
"Oh, let's go play."
Little Lei Shi cheered, and turned into water droplets and dissipated on the spot. After she left, the little Xingxing who was lying dead on the ground suddenly opened his eyes, jumped up with a displeased face, and shook Laike's hand back and forth.
she yelled:
"Okay, you stinky pirate, and you have a new 'pet' around you, why are you so bothered! Where did that horrible and innocent silly girl element come from?
Is there anyone else of the same type? Give me one too! "
"Be serious!"
Bu Laike glanced at the wet little Xingxing, and said with disgust:
"Hurry up and change your clothes. I'll take you to see your life mentor. Why do you show such a foolish expression? Isn't it normal for me to find a relationship and find you a very powerful mentor?
I have given all the gifts for apprenticeship, and it took a lot of money to get through the relationship with him. There are so many people who want to do it but have no way.
Hurry up!
Clean up nicely, behave nicely after a while, I'm not bragging, as long as you embrace the golden thighs of your future mentor, you can walk sideways in the whole of Azeroth. "
(end of this chapter)
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