Azeroth Shadow Trail

Chapter 1782 8. The Ping An Elf Empire reminds you to be vigilant against the "foreign emperor" scam

"It's finally here, the frontier of the Elven Empire."

In the early morning of the third day from Pandaria, the mysterious emerald dream gate opened on the border between the troll empire and the elf empire. The exhausted Shaohao and his golden candle dragon companion could hardly walk when they jumped from the dream to reality. It's difficult.

The monkey demigod, the Monkey King, is in better condition, but tiredness is written all over his ugly, always smiling face.

From leaving Dasa Luo Cheng yesterday to now, the lunatic Bu Laike has forced them to advance in the dream world uninterruptedly for a whole day.

That world is indeed very magnificent and mysterious, but no matter how beautiful the scenery is, it is meaningless in the tense rush. Although the guidance of the shaving pirates made them move forward in a straight line in the dream where it was difficult to distinguish the direction, they repeatedly passed through dreams and reality. The bordering Irene Rift made his partners bear a lot of pressure on the mental level.

The price of crossing the entire continent in two days is that everyone in the "Buddhist group" except Laike was exhausted and paralyzed, including the little murloc, rubbing his head on the ground and not wanting to get up.

Only Bu Laike is still quite active.

He was wearing his black traveler outfit, a cowboy hat and a travel bag, and he was holding a stick in his hand.

This meeting is standing in this lush mountain forest and looking towards the rolling mountains to the north. From this height, one can faintly see an elf city in the forest.

Its appearance reminds the pirates very much. Even though he has not been there after 10,000 years, Laike still recognizes the unique shape of the city in the early morning light.

Especially the iconic circular elf tower and the magical light shining on it, as well as its unique location.

That is the city of El Salas.

In the border city of the Elven Empire ruled by Azshara, there lived a magic prince who was not only responsible for guarding the border of the empire and commanding the queen's army, but also collected various rare treasures for the queen in this place near the troll territory.

"There are portals to Zin-Azshari and other elf cities, my dear friends."

Bo Laike turned to the three guys and a dragon behind him who were tired and paralyzed and said:

"I know that you are already very disgusted with the Emerald Dream. Fortunately, you can bid farewell to it in the future journey. It just so happens that our frequent crossing of the Irene Rift has been noticed by the green dragons, and it is time for us to behave low-key."

"By 'low-key' you mean that you have provoked at least five wilderness demigods with your weird power along the way? They are still chasing us now."

Shaohao picked up his own wine gourd, poured a sip of water into his mouth with difficulty, the young emperor pouted and said:

"Your understanding of 'acting low-key' is really different from us mortals."

"It's not my fault."

The pirate picked up his cool Balrog horn pipe, exhaled hot smoke, and said:

"Who told them to build their lair in the dreamland I want to travel through? They took the initiative to provoke trouble. Why are you pandaren unreasonable?"

"You made them notice you on purpose, Bo Laike."

Shaohao would be very tired, and he didn't bother to argue with Bu Laike, he said directly:

"A guy who can walk freely in the troll capital and under the eyes of those loa gods, it is impossible to leave such obvious traces. You want those powerful wilderness demigods who were provoked by you to follow you to the elf empire .

I don't know why you are doing this, but there is no doubt that you are planning something very dangerous while intervening in this vortex, you are secretly building your own forces

Even if they will not be used by you, they will still follow the traces you left to where you want them to go. "

"Hey, no one likes such a smart person, Shaohao! You have to be a little stupid to make me trust you more, so that I won't throw you out as cannon fodder to cover my retreat at a dangerous moment."

The pirate pouted, but did not deny Shaohao's guess.

He casually threw a few balls of moonlight on the three guys and a dragon to help them recover quickly, then grabbed the emperor's travel backpack, took out the majestic black and white robe and some accessories from it, and said to Shaohao:

"Now, take off your monk's robe, Your Majesty, and let me, who is loyal, change into the emperor's ceremonial clothes for you, and clean up your embarrassment.

The next journey we have to carry out aboveboard. "

The little murloc also croaked and took out a complete set of advanced makeup tools and many bottles and jars from his bag, and generously handed them to the bewildered Shaohao.

It's really hard to imagine where this little guy found it.

But the sharp-eyed Bo Laike found a jar in the hands of the little murlocs with the phoenix emblem of Quel'Thalas and the elegant personal signature of Prince Kael'thas printed on it.

Well, it seems that His Majesty Sunstrider, who pays great attention to personal image, is going to purchase a new set of cosmetics.

"The new emperor of the Pandaren has just embarked on his own world tour. He has just visited the troll empire. Next, he is going to visit Queen Azshara in the capital of the elves, and discuss with her the doomsday prophecy he saw.

For the high elves who are very particular about etiquette, your arrival will make their empire flourish, and they will welcome you with the most noble etiquette. "

Bu Laike raised his hands, and the invisible force supported the tired emperor to float in the air, allowing the pirates to change him into the emperor's ceremonial clothes like a marionette doll.

The badass pirate didn't even try to hide his thoughts, as he tugged on the jeweled belt on Shaohao's chubby belly, he whispered:

"It will be very convenient for me to carry out the next thing with a shining target like you acting on the bright side."

"So, you just need a target to attract the attention of others to bring me here?"

The pandaren emperor had a stiff face, wishing he could use the dragon staff in his hand as a warhammer, and hit Bu Laike's damn handsome face hard. The Silent Man noticed his little emotions, so he comforted him softly:

"No, no, of course you have your own mission, don't underestimate your usefulness, I always think that everything in this world has its own value.

Even used toilet paper can be reused.

In addition to helping me attract the attention of the elves, you can also take this opportunity to build up your personal image, anyway, you have plans to visit the elves empire before.

This trip was a dream come true. "

Bu Laike said eloquently:

"And I know that panda people love peace, and they always think of peace as the most important thing when they encounter troubles, so you might as well use your excellent eloquence to persuade Queen Azshara who has been immersed in some kind of dark illusion.

That empress always refuses to listen to other people's advice, but I believe that facing a foreign emperor with the same noble status as her, she can still squeeze a little attention to you.

Seriously, everyone, including me, would be grateful to you if you could convince that proud lady to give up her horrific plans.

I will repair a big and magnificent sculpture for you by the Well of Eternity. Come on, don't move, put some powder on you and draw some eyeliner to cover your serious dark circles.

Have you not rested these days? Look how haggard you look. "

"We pandaren are born like this! Bastards."

Shaohao pushed away Bu Laike, who was pretending to come forward and tried to draw eyeliner on him. He knew that this guy was deliberately teasing him. Laughing wildly.

It found it very interesting to listen to Bu Laike and Shaohao bickering.

Tch, the laughing point of this sad big horse monkey is really low and pathetic.

"What are you laughing at, you go and change into nice clothes for me!"

Bu Laike kicked the Monkey King's ass, and he scolded:

"As the emperor's personal demigod bodyguard, you wear a tiger skin skirt to meet Azshara? Do you really think you are going to a nightclub? Go, put on that set of armor, and suppress your beast desires on the way , you want to earn some face for your friend Shaohao, you know?

After a while, I went to the Elven City, Shaohao was in charge of pretending, you were in charge of being cruel, I was in charge of special effects, and my murloc and Candle Dragon were in charge of being the dogs.

Be sure to put on the posture of the Pandaren Emperor going on tour.

The worldview of these high elves is distorted. If you can't restrain them, they won't look at you in the face.

But the good news is that Prince Torsedrin guarding Eresalas has potential psychotic traits, and it shouldn't be too difficult to fool him. "

"Then our next stop is Zin-Azhali?"

Shaohao nodded, and while putting on his extremely Pandaren-style imperial crown on his head, smoothing the pearl curtain on the crown, he said to Bu Laike:

"You said there is a portal to the elf capital?"

"Well, according to my estimation, you can't go even if you want to."

Bu Laike transformed his Moonlight Armor into a pandaren court dress, and whispered:

"If the Devil's Portal has been built above the Well of Eternity, the Queen's capital will definitely be in chaos, and the Prince of Magic will definitely hinder your journey.

But it doesn't matter, we can go to other places first and give the Queen time to prepare.

let me think

You said that you have always been yearning for the academic atmosphere of Farondis City in Azsuna, and asked the prince to arrange for you to go to Azsuna, which is very close to Suramar, and we can walk there. "

"But I've never heard of that city"

Shaohao complained:

"You said before that you came to find your wife, I think you must love her so much that you came here across thousands of years, but isn't your wife in Suramar?

Why take the time to go anywhere else? "

"Because I'm going to visit a friend first. Speaking of which, do your panda candidates choose the emperor based on who has the most questions?"

Bu Laike unhappily took out the Argus artifact composed of three-color crystals from his bag, and suspended it behind Shaohao as an ornament to increase his majesty and momentum.

He ruthlessly pulled the jade belt on Shaohao's stomach, like pulling a noose, and said sinisterly:

"Don't talk too much when you shouldn't ask, okay?"

Shaohao sensibly stopped asking questions, the young emperor has been familiar with the rules of dealing with the black prophet in the past few days, when this guy is in a good mood, he can joke casually, even throwing a wine bottle on his head is fine.

But once he is in a bad mood, other people have to pay attention, otherwise they can only pay attention in the next life.

What a big moody jerk!

The Monkey King on the other side was also forced to put on a very cool golden-red battle armor, especially the two exaggerated feathers extending from the red-tasseled crown, making it walk like As gorgeous as a coquettish pheasant.

It was Bo Laike who had snatched it from Aviana's lair, for this moment.

The little murloc also nimbly put luxurious decorative armor on the golden Candle Dragon, and also made Shaohao an exaggerated throne like a king's chariot. By the way, he planted a flag of the Pandaren Empire on the throne Afterwards, a luxurious crystal pendant was hung around Candle Dragon's neck to show the "royal majesty".

After everything was ready, Emperor Shaohao boarded his throne with the support of "Great Eunuch" Braike, and the candle dragon flew up from the forest with a low dragon chant, carrying four guys to the city of Eresalas .

Their swaggering walk was spotted almost immediately by the guards in the elf city, and soon several Hippogryph cavalry took off to investigate.

Those elven soldiers wore black armor and held the banner of the elven empire behind their hippogryphs. They were full of majesty, and they did not see the exile posture of those sad Sin Della elves ten thousand years later.

In this wonderful era, all the elves are enjoying an unprecedented good time, and there is no need to worry about the end of the golden age if you suck up magic power casually.

However, these confident queen fighters don't know that their doom will soon be unveiled by their queen.

"Irreverent! Back off!"

When those hippogryph cavalry were approaching the Candle Dragon flying in the most elegant posture in the cool visual effect of "Purple Qi Coming from the East" specially created by Yubu Laike, they hadn't waited for them to take a closer look at this never-before-seen The once beautiful and elegant beast was imprisoned in the air by an arrogant scold and an invisible force.

"Pandaren" Bu Laike standing on the Candle Dragon Saddle King's Chariot spread his hands, and shouted to the elves in front of him in an extremely arrogant tone:

"In front of you is the Supreme One of Pandaria, the Conqueror of the Violent Mogu, the Emperor of the Pandaren and all creatures, the Beloved of the Supreme God, the Master of the Sky, Earth and Sea, the Follower of Infinite Wisdom, and the Benevolent Lord of the World His Majesty Shaohao.

My great majesty has come across the world from his perfect kingdom to visit His Majesty Azshara the Light of the Legendary Qian Yue, Master of the Elven Empire, Owner of the Well of Eternity.

This is a very official state visit, representing the honor and dignity of Pandaria.

How do you lowly people have the guts to approach my supreme emperor?

Get out!

The merciful emperor forgives your disrespect, but let the most honorable of your wretched city come and fetch you in person!

The supreme Emperor Shaohao only gives you twenty minutes to prepare, or he will send his merciless war and destruction demigod Monkey King General to destroy your pathetic and disrespectful city! "

After Bu Laike finished speaking, he winked at the Monkey King on the other side who was leaning on a long stick of blessing. The latter grinned habitually to say hello in a friendly manner, but was kicked by the crumb pirate Only then did I react.

Hastily put on a ruthless posture, and spread out his demigod aura, so startled that the hippogryphs of the elf knights in front of them screamed and almost threw their riders from the air.

A group of elves were dumbfounded.

As a border city of the empire, they did know that there was another powerful and mysterious dynasty in the far south of the troll empire, but no one expected that the emperor of the pandaren empire would suddenly appear here.

You, the emperor, are too careless, aren't you?

Shouldn't this kind of official visit send us a notification half a year in advance?

How can there be such a surprise visit?

But the matter had come to this point, and the other party did have a demigod escort, the elves did not dare to neglect, and immediately sent an air cavalry back to the city to inform Prince Torsedrin.

Facts have proved that Laike's description of the Highborne is quite accurate. Even though the emperor's attendants were very arrogant and rude, the gate of Eresalas City was still opened ten minutes later, and a gorgeous red carpet was removed from the city. The gate extends outwards to where the emperor's chariot is.

The magic prince in gorgeous robes really came out with his courtiers to meet the alien emperor.

"Look, don't be afraid of our arrogance angering them, these low-skinned highborne are just like that, the more arrogant you are, the more they respect you.

It's just because in their distorted cognition, the majesty of the strong and the venerable can only be manifested by being extremely stupid and arrogant. "

Bu Laike proudly whispered to Shaohao who was trying to put on a majestic posture beside him:

"So, listen to me, you're right."

"Ugh."

The emperor shook his head helplessly.

He looked at the magic prince who came to greet him amidst the sound of whistling music, and the beautiful imagination of the elf empire in his heart dimmed a lot at this moment.

The cities of the elves are indeed grand, their culture is indeed brilliant, and they also have the capital to be proud of in this ancient era, but it is no wonder that the ruler of a country pursues the so-called "nobility" and "majesty" to such a distorted point. They will single-handedly cause this doomsday disaster.

You can see the whole leopard at a glance, Azshara's country really sucks!

(end of this chapter)