Azeroth Shadow Trail
Chapter 183 2. The Stinky Pirates Are Going To Eat People
Chapter 183 2. The stinky pirates are going to eat people
After advancing in the dark forest, encountering a suspected attack, and being frightened away by the fire and Odin's shield, the next journey of the pirates went much smoother.
Although this damn forest is still invisible without a torch being lit, the guys in this convoy are not ordinary people.
They are not afraid of simple blackness.
What a joke!
They have fought head-on with Hell's Herald, and they have returned victoriously, only Black Night.
"Ah! Why are you walking silently! Bastard, you scared me to death."
In the eastern part of the Dusk Forest, at the intersection of three crooked hills, in the ruins of an abandoned human town, the troll, who was praying to the spirits, was startled by the warlock walking behind him.
The masked ex-priest of Akunda waved his staff in dissatisfaction, and said to the one-eyed warlock behind him with a smirk on his face:
"You have interrupted my holy prayers, evil one! If we hadn't all served our evil masters now, I would have waved my staff and given you a good beating!
I may look like a civilized Zandalari, but I have half Drakkari wild blood running inside me! Don't piss me off, don't piss me off.
Once I get angry, I am afraid myself! "
"Stop pretending, Zarak."
Xieyan is a bastard warlock, and he doesn't care if people insult him.
He casually pulled a chair with only three legs left, sat on it, surrounded the bonfire rising in front of him, and glanced at the ruins of the dilapidated town next to him.
He took out a few bananas from his bosom, peeled one slowly, let go of it, stared at the troll with his single eye, and said:
"Since your betrayal at the Temple of Akunda, your loa have ignored you. No matter who you pray to, don't try to gain their power.
You are still praying every day now, just pretending to be a ghost and maintaining your sense of mystery, but in fact, you can't even let out a small flame. "
"Are you here to provoke me?"
The troll whose details had been revealed couldn't hold back. He used his three fingers to pinch the cursed gold coin hanging on his wrist, and said:
"I'm not afraid of you."
"No, no, put that thing down, the captain gave it to us for desperate use, not for internal fighting."
After Xieyan finished eating the bananas, he lowered his voice and said:
"I'm here to help you, believe me, I'm helping you from the bottom of my heart."
"You? You help me?"
The troll looked at the warlock suspiciously, and said:
"Are you so kind?"
"Ha, of course I don't just pity you, you little bug, I have my own plan."
Xieyan was playing with the warlock amulet in his hand, his one eye was shining with a gloomy light, and the horrible scar on the other eye was daunting under the light of the fire.
He was silent for a few seconds before he said to the troll with a sigh:
"If I say that I have learned something in the Shadow Council in the past ten years, the most profound thing must be that if you want to stand out in a group or an organization, in addition to your own ability to be strong, allies are essential of.
Meme is already in command of the fleet.
He has a higher status in the captain's mind than both of us, and I could have been so imposing, blaming myself for doing something wrong, but I still want to make a comeback.
You see, the captain lacks spellcaster powers right now, and this is our chance.
You can become a loa priest, which shows that you are talented in casting spells.
Come on, I will teach you the magic of warlocks, and we form an alliance to keep our senior status in the fleet, so that no newcomers can step on us to get ahead. "
This is quite straightforward, there is nothing wrong with it, and it doesn't seem to be a warlock-style speech, but considering that Xieyan and Zarak are really weak now, it is understandable to be so frank.
Both of them belong to the kind of characters who pretend to be powerful and have no foundation in the Undead Fleet. It's okay to say that there are few people now, but once there are more people in the future, things will become quite troublesome.
"Well, this proposal is unexpectedly sincere, and it makes me very excited."
Zalak the Troll is no good either.
Seeing Xieyan's promise to teach him strength, he suddenly regained his spirits. Because of his attempt to murder Akunda, he has indeed become notorious in Loa's circle.
The way of offering sacrifices is definitely not going to work, so we might as well take a different path.
So the two hit it off immediately, and Xieyan began to teach Zarak how to contract the devil on the spot. However, when the two were talking happily, the four violent orc guards who were guarding around suddenly let out a roar.
Then, at the edge of the ruins of the town, there was a sound of chickens flying and dogs jumping, and there were the sounds of human children crying in terror.
Not long after, a strong, tall orc in armor came to the campfire with three dirty children, and threw them at Xieyan and Zarak's feet.
"They're running out of town looking like they're trying to steal from us!"
The orc pirate guard wearing a steel helmet reported to Xieyan in a loud voice:
"There must be human refugees like them hiding around here, do you want to catch them?"
"What are you doing when you catch it? Do you want to roast it and eat it?"
Xieyan saw that the orc came back with three small burdens, and suddenly felt dizzy, and he yelled loudly:
"We are on a secret mission! Secret mission! Which of these four words do you not understand? The captain would not want to take a group of refugees on the road.
hell! We are going to Karazhan! That place can eat an idiot like you in one bite, without even spitting out the bones!
Go! Go! Go!
Go to the vigil and change shifts later. "
The pirate guard was scolded and thought he was unlucky.
Carrying his big axe, he went to patrol outside the town, leaving only three dirty little ones in tattered clothes, huddled together in fear.
Two little boys were hugging a little girl, with great fear in their three pairs of eyes, they looked at the one-eyed, big green-skinned man with his waist bent and a vicious face in front of him.
Even children like them knew that the orcs had destroyed their homeland, so there was a trace of hatred in the fearful eyes of the two little boys.
That touch of anger was perceived by Xieyan.
The evil warlock immediately grinned, and that smile made the three children tremble in unison.
"Hey, as I said, it's useless for adults to catch them. Their meat doesn't taste good when grilled. If you want to eat it, you still have to eat it. Look at this tender meat, it's a little skinny.
But as a supper, it's not a big problem. "
Xieyan deliberately used human language, said something sinister, and stretched out his hand, creating a ball of brimstone fire to scare the three children. The little girl was about to cry from fright.
But Xieyan still felt that it was not enough, so he looked back at the troll Zarak on the other side of the bonfire, and said:
"Friends, don't you trolls have the rules of headhunting and cannibalism? Would you like to show me your traditional art live? What's the difference between how you eat children and us orcs?"
"Only barbarian trolls eat people, idiot, I'm a Zandalari troll, civilized man! Do you understand?"
The former distinguished Akunda curled his lips in disdain.
But in the next moment, he also gave a sinister smile, took off his wooden mask, revealed the troll's face, which didn't look like a good person, and bared his teeth at the three children.
He said:
"But if you're interested, I'd be more than happy to introduce you to the thirty-seven ways to eat human children. Tsk tsk, this is the unique skill of the Gurubashi troll headhunters."
"Wow!"
The three children couldn't bear the pressure any longer, and the little girl among them immediately cried out, mixed with the happy laughter of the two scoundrels, which spread far away in the dark night.
Unfortunately, soon, extreme joy begets sorrow.
"boom"
The door of the carriage parked not far from the bonfire was kicked open with a violent kick.
Bo Laike, wearing a pirate hat, jumped out of the carriage holding his own skull jug with no expression on his face.
He took a sip of wine into his mouth, let out a comfortable moan, then pulled out the goblin short-barreled musket at his waist without looking at it, and pulled the trigger towards Xieyan and Zarak.
"boom"
The scorching bullets rubbed against the mask in the troll's hand and flew out, sending sawdust flying all over the mask.
Let the trolls and orc warlocks laugh like chickens with their necks cut off, scaring them away, and then fleeing out of the town amidst Bu Laike's scolding.
"What's the noise! Do you want me to get a good night's sleep? Bastard! Get out and watch the night! If you dare to disturb me again, I'll take your heads off and kick them like balls!
The codes are not doing business one by one! He is a good hand at stealing chickens and dogs! waste! The whole TM is trash! "
Bo Laike is clearly getting up.
Meimeng was quite unhappy to be disturbed, while drinking wine, he put the musket still emitting smoke back into his waist, and walked towards the campfire with three steps and three shakes.
This musket, stolen from the goblin assassin in Booty Bay, is very easy to use. It is a sophisticated creation of goblin engineering, and it is perfect for killing people in close combat.
It also has a good entry:
silencer
Excellent quality
Enhanced precision. Enhanced piercing. Enhanced armor. Weak Hawkeye
With special effects:
double charge
Three enhanced items, proving that it is already a pretty good category of sophisticated equipment, and there is also a special effect of double charge, which can bring double damage in melee bombardment.
With a straight face, without combat skills at close range, he can easily penetrate a layer of heavy armor.
It's a pity that it can't keep up with the current equipment level of Laike. After all, there is an epic hunting bow lying in the pirate's luggage, and it is impossible to use this gun for precise sniping.
The three human children watched this scene completely.
After seeing two "big monsters" and being scared away by this powerful character who was obviously human, the three of them suddenly felt a very simple sense of worship in their hearts.
But when Bo Laike approached the campfire and sat down across from them, the three children became frightened again.
They saw the pirate hat on Bo Laike's head, the eyepatch he was wearing, and the evil looking flagon in his hand, made from a complete skull.
There was also the strange-looking little murloc sitting on his shoulder, rubbing his eyes, like a sleepy little murloc.
This outfit is really weird.
"Ah, look what I found?"
Bo Laike poured the last sip of rum into his mouth, shook the evil skull jug to his ear, and put the jug back in the bag on his waist with some regret.
He squinted his drunken eyes, looked at the three children in front of him, and said in a drawn out voice:
"Three bad little Douding who ran out at night. Tsk tsk tsk, didn't your parents warn you not to run out to play after dark?
There are bad guys out there! children! "
Bu Laike pointed to himself, with a sinister expression on his face, and said:
"A bad guy like me will do some terrible things to you, and there is a little girl, it's great! I like to eat the heart of the little girl, roasted tender, and then sprinkled with some spices, the fragrance Tangy.
Go, go, go, you two little idiots.
I'll take this little black-haired girl for a teeth-beating ceremony first, and then I'll eat you two tomorrow morning. "
While talking, he stretched out his hand and grabbed the little girl.
The two little boys hurriedly hugged their weeping companion.
But before they could react at all, the little girl protected by them, as if by magic, was grabbed back into her arms by Bu Laike while screaming.
The next moment, her mouth was shut, and something hard and cold was stuffed into her mouth
Ok?
sweet.
The weeping little girl's expression became puzzled, she opened her eyes in fear, and saw that there were several hard fruit candies made by goblins lying in the palm of Laike's gloved hand.
And the pirate, who was still vicious just now, is helping her smooth her messy hair with a smiling look in her eyes.
"Eat slowly, don't worry, I still have a lot here. What's your name? Cute little princess."
(end of this chapter)
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