Azeroth Shadow Trail

Chapter 1912 40. A fool, a lunatic and an evil god who is good at making friends

Ash Wilderness, a damned place to be.

For Venthyr, this is hell within hell, because this ghost place is the only place in the entire bloodland where you can see light, and it is not ordinary light.

It was once part of Revendreth's luxurious palace, but it was destroyed by the invasion of the Holy Light countless eons ago.

Those violent old pigeons of the Holy Light, the naaru, destroyed a third of this land with a Holy Light's punishment and allowed the scorching light to shine here through the clouds.

Countless hours of light have made the Ashes Wilderness look like the Gobi Desert, and it's also scorching hot and scary. For Venthyr, who likes shadows and darkness, throwing them into this land of light is the most terrible "exile punishment" ".

The Venthyr exposed to the light will lose its vitality little by little, just like the elves tortured by the magic addiction, gradually lose their minds under the flames, and finally become a scorched black bone.

The most frightening thing is that as anima vampires, they will not die even if they do this, they will just continue to wander in the wilderness in a daze, regarding all those with anima as food and prey.

No Venthyr wants to be here.

But this is not up to them to decide.

Those Venthyrs who have committed crimes, those Venthyrs who have failed in political struggles, and those unlucky ghosts who have offended important people, this ruthless desert is their final destination.

Especially after the rebellion of Prince Lessonal ended, there were a lot of unlucky ghosts implicated in this wilderness, which also made this ruthless prison of light more lively.

This also added a lot of extra work to the gatekeepers of this ruthless wilderness, which made Lord Shishou very unhappy recently.

Those nasty cunning little people always try to sneak past the gate it guards, but they underestimate the sensitivity and responsibility of Lord Stonehead.

Even when it was resting, Shitou's big ears could catch all the sounds that sounded nearby.

Loyal, it will not allow any bad person who has made a mistake to leave the Ash Wilderness, nor will any good person stray into it to suffer, this is an order directly from Emperor Denathrius.

Shi Shou is loyal!

It will execute every order of the emperor!

Whether it's smashing the intruders, or sticking to this desolate ghost place for countless years, this is the most glorious action a giant servant can get.

Well, Shishou doesn't understand what "glory" is, and it doesn't know if it's delicious or not, but the Emperor is their creator, so what the Emperor says is what he says!

"Hey! Big servant over there, are you distracted? Is this how you serve the emperor? I'm going to report you!"

An annoying voice sounded from outside the gate leading to the Ashes Wilderness, awakening Shitou who was distracted.

This giant servant with a height of more than twenty meters, a strong body, a bare earth blue upper body, and gray green trousers suddenly showed a flustered expression, but it quickly reacted.

Clumsy anger erupted from the dull eyes on that ugly big face, this giant titan who didn't seem very smart at first glance touched his head, and viciously scolded Lord Evil God who was holding a scroll in front of him road:

"You! You are not Venthyr! Shishou can see through your disguise. You are a little thing that you have never seen before. Maybe you have a good taste."

It tried to intimidate Bo Laike, grinning as hard as it could, but it only made the pirates feel happy.

This guy is a giant servant.

It was the same race as the goblin-like gnomes that Revendreth could see everywhere, even though this guy was more than ten times taller than the gnomes.

Mud servants and giant servants are strange creatures created in Ravendre's unique magic system, and they are characters created to serve Venthyr.

It is said that when Denathius the Great created the mud servants, he endowed these weak little people with clever wisdom, and gave the giant servants great strength.

So the mud servant lacks strength, and the giant servant has no brains.

But Laike also knows that a powerful warrior like a giant servant can be born after several mud servants fuse with each other with strange magic. The process of casting the spell is rolling in a pile of mud.

Even a magic master like a pirate can't understand the principle at all.

Worthy of the Shadow Realm!

The magical magic here is completely different from the material world. Bu Laike believes that as long as he brings the shaping magic of the mud servant and giant servant to the material world, he can easily get the appreciation of the head of the blue moon.

But right now, the most important issue is not to study this giant servant with a bad mind.

"Who says I'm not a Venthyr? Look, I have a letter of commission written by Emperor Denathius himself!"

Bu Laike raised the scroll he had just written in his hand, threw it to the stupid giant servant who grinned in front of him, and said:

"You can read it yourself, or I'll read it to you, if you can't read"

While talking, Pirate Scrap rolled his eyes, coughed twice, and said in a drawn out voice:

"With the great power that no one has bestowed on me, I proclaim in the name of Emperor Denathrius that I have given myself the status of 'Honorary Venthyr'. Anyone who sees this scroll should respect this mighty noble and handsome The honored man bowed down and obeyed all his commands, for this was the will of the Emperor Denathrius."

"Shut up! Shut up!"

The big blue titan carefully unfolded the scroll with two fingers, staring at the crooked words on the scroll with wide eyes.

It frowned and tried to understand the meaning of these words.

But sadly, its severely shrunken brain isn't very good at the job.

A few seconds later, Shi Shou put away the scroll, pretending that he was smart enough to understand it completely, and said with his fingers:

"I know the name of the great emperor, and it does have the name of the great emperor on it. I know the coat of arms, which is the seal of the lord. This letter is indeed what you said, yes! I know these words!

so.

So you are indeed a Venthyr.

I'm sorry, my lord. "

The stone head holding the scroll upside down reluctantly bowed down to the evil god who was holding back a smile and saluted. Bu Laike coughed twice, snapped his fingers and said:

"But you have also heard my words, you must obey my instructions, because this is the will of Emperor Denathrius, I now need a powerful and loyal guard to escort me to the Ashes Wilderness.

You look good to me, so what are you waiting for?

Still not leading the way for me? "

"But it's the emperor who asked me to stay here! I can't let people from outside come in, and people from inside can't go out. I have already guarded it. Well, tens of thousands of sunrises and sunsets?

Can not remember. "

Shi Shou was very tangled and said:

"I can't disobey the emperor's order, otherwise it will be very disgraceful. Although I have never tasted the taste of glory, it should be sweet, right?"

"Ah this."

The pirate blinked.

He turned around and swished another scroll, stamped Maiev's sin lord's seal, threw it to Shishou, and said:

"The emperor's new order, you can read it yourself, the emperor said that your mission is over, and he said that it is an honor for you to stay here all the time, so I will give you a vacation.

Oh, by the way, the emperor also entrusted me to bring you 'glory'. "

The pirate took it out of his bag.

He threw a large jar of colorful goblin hard candy to the blue giant servant, who held it in his hand with a smile on his face, and threw it into his mouth together with the jar, making a crackling sound.

"Sweet! Sweet! It's much more delicious than mirror sugar and those shining stones. Is this 'glory'?"

Shi Shou obviously liked Bu Laike's taste of glory.

It didn't even look at the scroll, and couldn't understand it anyway, so it knelt down in front of the evil god, allowing the evil god to sit arrogantly on its broad shoulders, and then strode towards the place it had guarded for many years with Braike on its back. In the wilderness.

He also took out his favorite "baby" and shared it with his new friends.

"I'll trade you a shiny snack for glory."

Shi Shou clumsily and flatteringly bargained with the evil god on his shoulder and said:

"I have guarded this gate for the emperor for a long time, and I think I deserve more glory."

"Huh? Is this the dim sum you usually eat?"

The pirate stared at the things piled in Shishou's big palm with round eyes.

Some off-white stones should be elemental stones, there are also some sticky solidifications of bugs in the wilderness, and finally some sparkling crystals mixed in the "snacks".

This giant servant's appetite and teeth are really good. The evil god is sure that even if he eats these things, he will definitely have a stomachache, but this giant servant will not.

Well, in a sense, this brainless creation has already surpassed the strength of the evil god. It is a terrifying creature! But looking at the things it collected, it can be known that this guy and old Garni must have a common language.

Maybe the old Garni can find a new "big trash picker" here in Revenders. Although this guy is stupid, picking up trash is a matter of talent and doesn't require IQ.

Bu Laike took a look at the crystal in the pile of rubbish, and said with strange eyes:

"The crystal core left by the naaru in this wilderness. Taking this thing to the material world can completely create a downgraded version of the Ashbringer.

Well, thinking about it, it is probably difficult to find a magical area full of naaru wreckage in the six fields of force.

Hey, big guy, help me find this kind of rock, and I'll exchange it for more candy, okay?

After all, we are friends, and it is not easy for me to squeeze you. Ten of these crystals are exchanged for a large jar of sugar, um, I mean, a large jar of glory. "

"What is a friend?"

Shi Shou untied a tattered and dirty pocket from his waist, took out more 'glowing snacks' from it, and asked:

"Is friend delicious? Better than Glory?"

"certainly."

The evil god showed an evil smile, and took out a large barrel of dwarven spirits from his luggage, and asked Shishou to open his mouth and smash the barrel into its uneven teeth, watching the giant servant chew it to pieces.

"That's what 'friends' smell like."

Bu Laike sat on Shitou's shoulders, who was dizzy after drinking for the first time, and shouted excitedly. While admiring the color of the Holy Light Core Crystal in his hand, he said:

"Look at you, lucky Shishou, now you have glory and friends, I'm starting to envy you as a big guy, do you want another cup of 'friends'?"

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The Ash Wilderness is the nightmare of all Venthyrs, but clever and cunning vampires can always find a way to survive in desperate situations.

There are still many ruins of palaces on this destroyed land. Although the useful things in those ruins have been searched countless times, those empty ruined palaces can at least provide some insignificant shadow shelters for poor people, and a little more shade Soothe their desperate and crazy hearts.

Lord Duke Sitar thought so.

As one of the staunch supporters of Prince Lessonal's rebellion, he was deprived of all his fame, wealth and status, and was only allowed to carry two mud servants with poor brains, and even his favorite scarlet robe Neither the umbrella nor the umbrella to show his identity could be carried, and he was thrown into the ashes wilderness in a scorching morning.

But he was a very determined nobleman.

Even in despair, he is still trying to maintain the last bit of dignity as a nobleman.

For example, even though he has fallen into the predicament of sleeping on a garbage dump, he still stubbornly asks his two mud servants to prepare a pot of wonderful tea for him every morning, so that he can hide in the shadows and recall in the boring day. I used to be magnificent.

Of course, if there are guests visiting, the Duke of Sitar will definitely do his best to make the guests feel at home. Although there is nothing good in this ghost place, he can still provide a pot of warm tea.

If the guests plan to go out for a walk, the enthusiastic Duke Sittal will also generously lend him the tattered parasols he picked up from the garbage and repaired, so as to prevent the guests from being burned by the annoying sun.

It is a pity that after being reduced to the Ash Wilderness, not many guests will come to visit this once noble Duke.

This made him very sad, who had been keen on holding banquets.

But today, his regrets were fulfilled, and a noble guest finally visited the dilapidated ruined "manor" of Duke Sitar under a sandpit.

"Gabbins! And Tubbins, my loyal servant, hurry up and bring out our treasured 'mirror sugar' to entertain our distinguished guests, boil the delicious tea, and remember to add a few more berries.

Oops, I haven't been to this place for a long time, look at this mess, it's really a joke for the guests. "

Today, the crazy Duke Sittal, who specially put on his best ripped shirt, warmly entertained the smiling Lord Laike. Although he didn't know the name of the guest in front of him, it was a great blessing for the guest to come. separated.

This must be the starting point for him to rebuild his network.

It is a memorable day in the history of the Sitar family.

"No, you don't have to be so busy."

Bu Laike, who was sent here by Shishou, pointed Shishou to find more holy light crystals on the Gobi with a few jars of sugar cubes, glanced at Duke Sitar, and with the eyes of an evil god, he could naturally see the appearance of Venthyr in front of him. His sanity is not normal anymore, probably because of the burning of the holy light that made him permanently insane.

But that's okay too.

After all, he survived, and he showed great enthusiasm when he heard Renathal's name.

The pirates prevented Duke Sitar and his two mud servants, who didn't look quite normal, from refilling him with tea.

The weird black "tea leaves" and the smelly "sand fruit" floating in the dirty teacup made Lord Evil God not have the courage to drink it down

Will you have a stomachache?

"I'm talking business."

Bo Laike produced a new black Venthyr-style parasol as a gift to the Mad Duke.

The latter was somewhat at a loss.

But when he saw Na Zanxin's luxury umbrella, he was so moved that he even shed tears on the spot.

"Ah, look at the fine workmanship, the wonderful pattern and the elegant fringe, I used to have such a beauty on my estate, and it reminds me of the good old days.

It was so touching. "

The mad duke was nervous while kissing the parasol.

If it weren't for the nobleman's last decency to support him, I'm afraid that the crazy Duke Venthyr, who was holding an umbrella and wiping his eyes, would have to marry Bo Laike on the spot.

"Uh, I am the envoy of Prince Reinasor. His Highness did not lose his will because of failure. He is accumulating strength in a dangerous place, and he is ready to fight back and overthrow the brutal Denathius. reign of the Great."

Bu Laike looked at the more enthusiastic Lord Duke, he thought it was better for him to keep his story short, lest this guy make any trouble again.

So he said emphatically:

"His Royal Highness has not forgotten his loyal subordinates. He asked me to send a message to appoint you as the commander behind the enemy's 'Revenders Rebel Army'. There are many poor people in this desert who were exiled because they resisted the brutal order. .

Your Highness needs you to use your excellent diplomatic skills to gather them together and wait for the necessary moment to cooperate with others. Both Your Highness and I believe that you are qualified for this important position.

And His Royal Highness promised that once the event is successful, you meritorious ministers will get back your former identities, status, wealth, and umbrellas.

Countless umbrellas!

certainly"

The pirate glanced at the torn trousers that were like strips of cloth on the duke's body, revealing indecent things.

He reminded in a low voice:

"When you are on a diplomatic mission, please remember to wear your trousers. You represent the majesty of His Royal Highness and your dignity as a nobleman. Forget it, I still have a general uniform that my father used. i will put it

well! Don't cry!

Don't kneel!

Hell, you're an aristocrat, please be decent!

Hello!

If you wipe your snot and tears on my pants again, I will let my friend Shishou eat you!

I'm serious! "

(end of this chapter)