Azeroth Shadow Trail
Chapter 1980 4. The Fraternity Brothers Have Been Annoying Recently
Chapter 1980 4. The fraternity brothers have been annoying recently
The exquisite pen signed a contract drafted by Raven himself, and the name belonging to Bu Laike Xiao was signed under the names of the three big bosses, representing the establishment of the contract.
"So what about my entry benefits?"
The pirate naturally put the unusual-looking signature pen into his pocket, and glanced at the three bastards who were applauding in front of him, as if they were celebrating something good happened.
He still cares about his due interests.
"After you leave here, I will send you into the world melting pot in my universe."
Raven patted Boo Laike on the shoulder and said:
"I still have some God's metal left over from Genesis, which can help you strengthen the container and purify your mottled double godhead power, which may take some time.
By the way, you are not afraid of the heat, are you? "
"Emmm, it depends on what kind of 'hot' you mean."
Bu Laike squinted and said:
"What's the upper temperature limit of your awesome-sounding thing?"
"I don't know, haven't measured it."
The very reliable Raven shrugged and said:
"Anyway, it burned most of the universe when it started up last time, okay, don't be afraid, I will help you look after it, it will definitely not hurt more than today's beating.
But I do think you deserve a beating for trying to hook up with a mother?
are you serious? Or to annoy him? In fact, I have to admit that Ms. Liresa has a certain very charming style. "
"you guess?"
Bo Laike winked his eyes, showing an expression that "men can understand", and Tyrion next to him also clenched his fists, as if he really wanted to have another "love quiz" with Pirates of Scraps.
The crumb pirate who wanted to survive and was frantically warning immediately changed the subject. He looked at Saibo sitting opposite him and said:
"So, what's the trouble with our good old Mr. Dick?"
Facing his question, Big Brother Seber didn't answer immediately, but lit a cigar, and amidst the rising smoke of strange colors, he said:
"Have you ever heard the saying that God cannot fight against himself?"
"I have heard that many powerful friends have told me this truth."
Bu Laike said in surprise:
"It sounds like Mr. Dick has encountered some entanglement in thinking?"
"It's much more serious than that."
Saber sighed and said:
"The reason why gods can't fight against themselves is because the existence instinct of life forms when they are constantly climbing upwards adds a 'safety device' to the self-destructive desire of biological thinking."
"Speak human, thank you."
Bu Laike stretched out his hand expressionlessly and said:
"Although I have the title of Grand Arcanist and have taught myself the psychology of humanoid creatures, I have no research on these philosophical issues, let alone interest.
You can think of me as an uneducated but handsome blond pirate.
Our profession is notoriously vulgar. "
"Oh, it's really playing the piano to a cow."
Saber rolled his eyes while biting his cigar, and said:
"Merlin, come on, you have always been good at dealing with women and idiots."
"It's not my fault you're not popular with girls."
Raven complained, then looked at Bo Laike and said:
"So let's put it simply, you are an evil god, but can you make a stone that you can't lift yourself?"
"Ah, I probably understand now that you've said that."
Bu Laike blinked and said:
"So our friend Dick is trying to make a rock he can't lift?"
"No, he goes further, and that's the problem."
There was a complicated look in Raven's eyes, and he said:
"The entire multiverse exists based on biological fantasy, and everything here is between reality and fiction, so our form is actually the image in the eyes of observers.
Don't ask me who the observer is, this is a very complicated concept, and it's best not to know at your current level.
In short, Dick's problem is that the observers are not kind to him because the story that makes up his image is not good enough, but it is not up to him to decide.
He's one of the first folks to wake up in the multiverse, and he's been wandering alone in this weird Lu Li universe until we've escaped from our own stories.
It is He who brings us together.
The impartial paladin always kept his worries hidden in his heart. He once immersed himself in the Oneiroi's library and spent a lot of time reading the recorded stories.
We thought it was just his liking to read other people's lives to gain wisdom, but it turns out we don't care enough about our own fellows.
By the time we found out he was missing, it was irreparable. "
"He's always thought his story didn't deserve his accomplishments."
Tyrion said in a low tone:
"He thought his story was pretty much a failure, other than being a forerunner, so he decided to do it all over again, just like the eldest daughter you meet coming back to the physical world through the cycle of life and death.
But Dick made a more thorough, irreversible desperate gamble.
Not only did he dissipate his body of holy light, but he also lost his godhead, and he even chose to forget it."
"Is it the kind of forgetting I thought?"
Bu Laike also frowned and said:
"He turned himself into an ordinary person, threw himself into a certain world, and planned to live again to try to prove that he can live a wonderful life?"
"Worse than that."
Seber took down his cigar and said:
"He turned himself into an NPC. Don't make that look, Laike, I don't believe you don't know what I mean.
Dick threw himself into a certain timeline of Azeroth. He erased all his memories of that world, only remembering that he was a reborn, and he planned to challenge the established history with his bare hands.
But honestly, with his personality
If you meet a guy who is as cunning as you, it is very likely that you will sell him and he will count the money for you. I am not complaining about him. There is a reason why observers don't like him.
His style has long outgrown the observers.
What they like now is bastards like us who wantonly mess with men and women and never lose money and have no lower limit. It would be even better if they have some anti-human characters and anti-social habits.
The days of the righteous are gone and not worth lingering at all, but what to say, that guy is old-fashioned, and he's adamant he doesn't want to degenerate into scum like us. "
"Well, I probably understand."
Bu Laike nodded and said:
"So, you want me to find him? Bring him back?"
"We just want you to find him, but don't disturb the life he chose, except when he is dying, otherwise you should keep observation and intervention to a minimum."
Merlin said with emphasis:
"It's a cautious concern because Dick has done such a great job.
He has almost broken all the characteristics of his power as an immortal, and he is now an ordinary paladin. I can't even predict whether he is a human being, or whether he was born in the Azeroth we are familiar with.
If he died on this trip, he died forever.
If we don't get him back, we'll lose forever a friend, a fellow countryman, the one who brought us together, the one who helped me. "
"Understood, it does sound difficult."
Lord Cthulhu snapped his fingers smartly, and made Sargeras, who was wearing a bartender suit, bring him another glass of wine with a stinking face. Then he savored this strange drink happily, and then squeezed his eyes and said:
"An ordinary person without any foresight, without any background, without any 'golden fingers', enters the dangerous world of Azeroth and intends to make a career.
Hell difficulty.
My scalp tingles when I think about it. It is really difficult to protect him to complete this journey. No wonder you want to find a mighty pirate like me.
You guys have good eyesight, I'll take this job, but how can I find him? Most importantly, what is my reward if I accomplish this? "
"It depends on what you want."
Saber sighed and said:
"Although the three of us don't have much private property, they still add up to something. It shouldn't be a big problem for you, a country pirate who has never seen the world, to feel satisfied."
"Tch, who wants your things?"
Bu Laike patted the table and said:
"I will grab what I want! I am a pirate! Well, if I do this, you three will give me one.
Especially you, Lord Dawnblade.
You are not allowed to meddle in anything I do to Windrunner's mother in the future! "
"I suddenly felt like I could do this too."
Tyrion turned to Seber and Merlin and said:
"I am familiar enough with Azeroth, I can also take my Darkblade Legion through the timeline, it is not difficult, we don't need this dog pirate.
So, let me kill him. "
"Hey, don't worry, I don't have anything wrong with my mentor, and I don't have any special interest in married women who have given birth to four children."
Boo Laike explained, flicking his fingers:
"I just wanted to play a joke on you, um, kind of nasty."
"It's really more appropriate for Boo Laike to do it."
Merlin persuaded:
"After all, your version is behind, Tyrion, and your style is too direct and domineering, not suitable for this kind of delicate work that requires improvisation.
Besides, after the wall of origin collapses, we need an immortal who can endure his temper to stay there as the head of the observation post.
There is no one more suitable for this job than you, a necromancer who has never been impatient.
You know what stands behind that wall, it's hometown! To be honest, I would rather Dick die quietly than to see my hometown be disturbed by those ghosts and monsters that shouldn't be there.
Just because we lost have found a new home doesn't mean we forget where we came from."
"Yes, we chose him."
Seb glanced at Tyrion, then turned to Boo Laike and said:
"Stay away from Ms. Liresa! Do you hear me? If you dare to approach her, I will break your leg! Tyrion is a dead spirit, you should understand how terrifying his obsession is.
If he is really crazy.
No one can keep you, you're not a guy who's going to kill himself, are you? "
"I promise, I swear on my godhead."
Bu Laike held up two fingers and said to Dawnblade who was staring at him:
"I will never do anything rude to my mentor. I respect her from the bottom of my heart."
"I'll keep an eye on you."
Tyrion said something in a gloomy tone, so he didn't get entangled in this issue.
Bu Laike laughed, looked at the other two, and said:
"So, I'll take my reward now and go to work?"
"No, take it easy."
Mr. Merlin shook his head, and said slowly with the demeanor that a dark wizard should have:
"We didn't come here to ask you to do this. It is indeed important to find Dick, but this is your extra work, and you still have your own work to do.
Remember when we talked about the plans for the Brotherhood of Shadows earlier?
It is the plan that you, a group of thirty lost people, were cast into a new world to start a new life.
Although the two subordinates I personally recruited have left, there is nothing wrong with the plan itself. Your appearance represents that our fellow villagers have unlimited possibilities.
Therefore, this plan will continue.
My pets have found other lost in the void, and you happen to have a ghost ship that can navigate any realm, so we need you to start doing your duty.
You have to send this group of fellow villagers into their target world, and then observe their actions and results regularly. If you are busy, you can recruit an additional group of observers.
I need to see a report every three months, this should be no problem, right? "
"so."
Bu Laike's expression was not good.
He shook the glass in his hand, even letting the wine spill over the rim, and said:
"You spent a lot of time looking for me just to let me 'deliver express delivery' for you? Is this an excellent quality unique to me that you don't have?
In your eyes, I am a useful 'courier'?
Hello!
I feel now that you are humiliating me. "
Faced with Bu Laike's displeasure, the three guys in front of them looked at each other, and then nodded in unison.
hell!
They actually nodded, can you believe it?
If this shit were put on other people, the evil god would have already drawn a knife and hit it hard, but the three guys in front of me... Uh, forget it, calm down, Brother Xiao, we really can't beat these three beasts.
Well, I have written down this grudge. Thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, when I am a pirate, you three will wait for me!
At this moment, the pirate lord really missed the small personal book he used to record his enemies, but as there were fewer and fewer enemies worth remembering, he no longer knew where to put it.
It seems necessary to restart Master Bu Laike Shaw's "Book of Hate".
"Well, you just came here today and you look a little tired, so let's talk about the rest later."
Merlin noticed that the atmosphere at the scene was a bit awkward, and Lord Raven was very tired and smoothed things over. He said to Bo Laike:
"Come on, come with me, I'll take you to meet the Oneiroi, although that guy doesn't care about anything except coding every day, but he is indeed a non-staff member of the Brotherhood and one of our most important allies.
That guy's library holds many wonderful stories from the multiverse, and you'll find mine, Cyber's, and Tyrion's complete stories in there.
Or even your own.
I suspect that Oneiroi must be writing about the end of your story, maybe you can see that scene in person. "
Your Excellency Raven couldn't help but give face, so even the pirates were holding their breath, and nodded goodbye to the two bastards with a fake yet distanced smile.
He stood up and followed Lord Raven, who was dressed in a unique robe, and prepared to leave.
But the next moment, a big hand was on Boo Laike's shoulder.
Lord Cthulhu looked back and saw that Big Brother Seber was smoking a cigar, his face was just divided into two by the light projected above his head, and the half of his face hidden in the shadow showed a smile.
He said emphatically:
"Your work is very important, please believe me, please do it well with your heart. This is not for profit or profit, this is for our hometown."
"Ok?"
Bo Laike froze.
For hometown?
The pirate lord with a good mind immediately recalled the few words about the wall of origin and the hometown that were mentioned in the conversation just now.
In the next moment, a bold guess appeared in the heart of the evil god.
It seems that the impact on the multiverse after the collapse of the wall of origin is not as light as what Mr. Merlin said. These three guys obviously concealed something.
But maybe it's out of proper concern?
After all, for a fledgling "country pirate", even if he knows some inside information, it can't help him other than being anxious and cranky.
He's just a baby just out of the "cradle".
"Oh."
Bo Laike responded blankly, and then followed the raven and disappeared into this strange house. Behind him, Sebo and Tyrion stood under the light, watching his figure disappear completely.
The two were silent for a long time. After a few minutes, Saibo glanced at the expressionless star beside him, and said:
"Going to my bar for a drink?"
"it is good."
The Lord of Death nodded, reached out and stroked the dark power armor on his body, and transformed into a successful man in a black suit.
He followed Seb into the shadows of the room in the puff of that cigar, and as they were leaving the Lord of Death said suddenly:
"I have an ominous premonition."
"Ok?"
"In some timeline in the Azeroth universe, I may have an extra dad."
"Well, this is a good thing. If you are bullied in the future, you can call your father to help. My father died early, and I will have a mother to take care of me for the rest of my life. You are much happier than me."
"...You really deserve a beating, you know? If I can't beat you, I will definitely sew your mouth shut, and you are as annoying as that damned crumb pirate."
"Huh? Is this the first day you know me? Let's go, go drink, find a hot girl to accompany you today, and treat it as my apology."
"Drinking is fine, girl is fine, I don't like this kind of relaxation, and my wife is watching."
(end of this chapter)
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