Azeroth Shadow Trail

Chapter 327 36. The best way to teach a scumbag a lesson is to satisfy his wish

From early morning to noon, the sun is not as blazing as that of the South China Sea. It is really refreshing to shine on the large deck of the Alpaca against the sea breeze blowing over.

It was very lively on the deck at this meeting, and the pirates on all ships crowded on the Alpaca, just like the grand scene of the last "Pirate Boxing Championship".

Some orcs have already started shaking their fists eagerly.

The trolls who aspired to win the title of 'Champion of Boxing' also started warming up, and the North Sea lunatics who participated in this event for the first time were looking for someone to inquire about the rules.

Ask the old sea dogs if they can bring weapons in this fighting event, or cheat.

And of course the "traditional entertainment" of the undead pirates.

This time, it was still presided over by Zalak, a giant magician who can speak well. A piggy who could run and jump was carefully selected by Eudora, and was anointed with oil and thrown into a large circle surrounded by railings.

Surrounded by pirates drinking and carnival, the "contestants" who captured the competition this time were five Nightborn elves who had been stripped of their equipment.

They were forcibly fed with the poison brewed by the mad witch doctor Laenka, which cut off the magic power, made them weak, and made the pig catching competition more exciting and intense.

This kind of thing is a kind of humiliation to all the elves. According to the character of the Son of the Night, these pirates must be scolded, but they have been locked up for several days.

One by one folded their arms, shivering like a patient with a cold, tortured by magic hunger and thirst.

"Catch it quickly! Whoever catches the pig first will be rewarded with a drink!"

Zalak, the evil troll, brandishes a bottle of magic wine as a prize.

The purple liquid refracted wonderful light in the sunlight, and because of the addition of magic power, there were some beautiful bubbles in it.

The most boozy pirates would not drink this kind of wine, because it has no alcohol and it has added magic power. It tastes very strange. In the words of the tattooed girl Marci, it is like swill.

"what"

Finally, the son of the night, who couldn't hold back the magic addiction, gritted his teeth and screamed, and jumped at the running pig in front of him, clasping the pig's body with both hands, but the oiled pig was too slippery, so he jumped out and put the The elf stumbled.

It made the pirates around laugh.

In the world of Azeroth, who doesn't know that the elves are the most proud. Now seeing these arrogant guys being so funny for a bottle of magic swill really satisfies the bad taste of these bastards.

However, these are appetizers, which are used to set off the atmosphere and warm up the scene.

The real highlight of the day is the wedding ceremony held by Your Excellency the Commander for Hal the Fisherman and Villene the Elf.

This is the first time that the pirates have a wedding, and although Hal and Nat have never explicitly stated that they joined the pirate fleet, they are indeed crew members on the fleet support ship Alpaca.

He is also a member of the Undead Fleet, barely one of his own.

Even the most bastard orc pirates and the North Sea pirates who just joined the fleet know that these two human fishermen are very powerful. The fish they catch in a day together can be compared to the catch of an ordinary fisherman in a week.

A very important part of the fresh food during the voyage was supplemented by fishing with Nat and Hal.

They can easily catch delicious sea fish even in the ever-changing sea. Just last night, Nat, who was fishing at night, was almost dragged into the sea by a large tuna weighing nearly two hundred catties.

In the end, he, Maim, and two orcs joined forces to catch the thing from the sea. The beautiful and delicious big tuna is also one of the main dishes in the banquet at today's wedding.

The wedding is about to begin as a drunken Bo Laike boards the second-story poop railing.

The red carpet was extravagantly laid out on the deck, which was snatched from the city of Suramar, very gorgeous.

The nimble vulture sailors have also climbed onto the mast, holding small buckets full of flowers in their hands, and will scatter them down with the sound of music.

Little Dorothy and Connie, the daughter of Villeneus, led a group of nightborne children holding flowers as flower girls.

These are pretty normal.

But the wedding scene was decorated in a mess.

Human-style flags were placed on both sides, and the Shal'dorei silk snatched from Suramar was placed on a troll-style wooden shelf to create a passage.

There is also a huge wine jug made of vrykul drinking corners, and foxes use messy wine glasses to forcefully place a huge champagne tower, which is exuding an attractive aroma of wine.

The infiltrating snake people picked up the desert bagpipes as accompaniment.

This job was supposed to be done by the ghost musicians on the Nagfar, but ghosts don't like sunlight, so they can only let the snake people who are also "good at singing and dancing" come.

The ship doctor lady wearing a black priest's robe is holding the Void Sect pawn witness in her hand.

She is the calmest.

The groom Hal standing in front of her was very nervous, his whole body was stiff, his mind was blank, he was handsomely dressed, and he was wearing a top hat.

As the best man, Nat is constantly cheering him up.

Surrounded by a group of pirates of various races huddled together, whispering in a mess of languages, discussing that the wedding in front of them does not conform to their respective racial customs.

The orc pirates said they should catch two wolves and let the bride and groom fight in front of the guests.

The troll pirates said that they should set up a brazier, ask the priests to call the loa gods, give blessings to the newcomers, and get a few skulls for the witch doctor, and dance a battle dance to be happy.

Snake pirates say you're all farts!

Shouldn't things like marriage be done in a comfortable, dark cave? It's better to have a little more water, the two sides are entangled, and they mate continuously until they are exhausted.

The human pirates said that the snake man was right, so they should let the rookie do something on the deck in public, let everyone observe and learn, and cheer for the rookie by the way.

Vulpers and pirates are relatively simple.

They didn't participate in this fucking topic, they just kept going below the deck to watch the chefs in Karazhan make big cakes with the chocolate they snatched from Suramar.

There is nothing so beautiful and delicious in the desert.

"Okay, bastards, stop what you're doing and listen to me."

Overhead came the voice of the fleet commander, and a ship of pirates raised their heads and paid homage to their leader in various ways, some cheered, some clenched their fists, and some waved their weapons.

And drunk calling Boo Laike Shaw an idiot.

Uh, that guy was dragged below the deck by some orcs in the end. I hope he won't be troubled by the narrow-minded pirate commander after he sobers up.

All in all, very spirited and alive, much to the satisfaction of a drunk Bou Laike.

He raised his hand, grinned, waved forward, and shouted again:

"Today is a happy day, useless bastards. Suramar's plunder was successful, and I am very satisfied with your performance. So I decided to reward you.

After today's wedding, there will be a boxing championship, and I'm watching it here. As before, the top ten will get cursed gold coins as prizes.

The knocked-out trash can take nothing but fists and pain.

But this is not the point.

What am I trying to say? "

Bu Laike shook his head, and the little murloc wearing a pirate turban next to him handed over the wine bottle with winking eyes. The pirate picked it up very satisfied, bit off the cork, and took a few sips.

He wiped his mouth and continued to yell:

"Oh, this is what I want to say! Listen to me, you all! Joe Har, this is a wonderful young man, I like and value him very much. Although he doesn't want to be a pirate, he is better than you scumbags." Much more useful.

Do not laugh!

I'm not kidding, you idiots!

Howl can catch ten orcs in a day by himself. Without the effectiveness of him and Nat, you idiots would just eat moldy Gilneas biscuits every day.

Although Hal was abandoned by his beloved girl in his hometown because he couldn't afford a farm, that only proves that human women have no vision!

Hal doesn't need that gold digger anymore, he will have a better wife on his bed in the future!

To sum up, Hal was a formidable man, a fine fisherman, a promising young man, and brave enough to obey my orders on the way to Suramar.

He was the first to find the elf!

He also rescued an elf, that is, his wife, from the terrible monster Dryad, and he used his courage to find a life partner for himself.

Ah, what a heartwarming story, even a pirate like me would be moved to tears.

Of course I lied to you!

How could a cold-blooded bastard like me cry?

Bastards, Hal was the first to complete the order, so I reward him.

You all know that Hal wanted an elf as his wife since he was a child, and today his wish came true, and I did it for him. I think such a great guy deserves so much for him.

That's what I want to say today. "

Boo Laike coughed, and in a bleary-eyed state, he swept past the pirates on deck, and said emphatically:

"You all know who I am, you call me Chief.

But I don't think you know why I'm bringing together you incompetent fools and why I'm voyaging this world beyond civilization.

You come from all races, all civilizations, from all over the world, fate has pushed you to serve me, but I think you all want something.

You didn't find it, otherwise you would have gone home long ago.

Through Hal's wedding, I will show you my sincerity! Undead pirates, I will help you realize your wishes, and I will help you get everything you want.

As long as you obey my orders, as long as you do what I ask of you.

Whether it is money, treasure, wealth, or status, prestige, power.

Or some hellish revenge, massacre, vendetta, or any unrealistic fantasy, power, glory, as long as you want it, I can give it to you!

But remember.

When you are satisfied, you also have to help me fulfill my ideals, my wishes, and my pursuits. "

"Captain, what do you want?"

In the dead silence of the deck following Laike's words, Xieyan, the orc's dog leg who followed the pirates first, yelled and acted as the best support.

"Hahaha, what do I want?"

Bu Laike smashed the wine bottle in his hand on the ground. Amidst the splash of wine, he pointed to the blue sea in front of him and shouted loudly:

"I want this sea to be waved by my will, I want all seas to tremble at my presence, and I want all kings to tremble in my shadow.

What I want is something you can't even imagine.

But I won't tell you any more!

Lest you bunch of unambitious fools laugh at my great ambitions, I'll let you see for yourself Now, the wedding begins!

Let's party, scumbags. "

Bu Laike turned around and waved his arms. In the sway of the black pirate windbreaker, he said with some disinterest:

"After being happy, get ready to fight. Azsuna is coming soon, and there are still many things worth robbing."

"Captain! I want a high elf to be my wife! Please grant my wish."

Just as Bu Laike was about to leave, a sharp voice sounded from the lower deck, causing all the pirates to laugh. When Bu Laike turned his head, he knew who said it without looking.

"Silvermoon" Harry.

The bald pirate who is obsessed with everything about the high elves, a famous joke among North Sea pirates.

Bo Laike saw this guy in the crowd at a glance, still wearing the ridiculous red elf acolyte robes, wearing a blindfold, and already drunk.

Shouted out his dark thoughts in public.

Under the strange, but not unpleasant music played by the snake-man sand flute, Villene, who was wearing a nightborn-style wedding dress, was walking into the wedding scene with the support of the proud Anaris Yuejun. .

The eldest lady of the Yue County family is not stupid this time, she is trying to integrate into the group of undead pirates in this way of lowering her figure. She knows that this is her only chance to survive in the future.

Bu Laike's eyes did not rest on the rookie.

Instead, he looked towards the edge of the deck, where there was a human woman wearing elf chain armor and a ridiculous high elf mask, squatting there and crying softly.

That is Silvermoon Harry's wife, Olanya, a North Sea pirate.

"Of course, I will grant your pathetic wish, Silvermoon Harry, you despicable scum."

Seeing Olanya crying helplessly, the pirate sneered and said:

"If you can't cure your problem, I will write my surname upside down."

(end of this chapter)