Azeroth Shadow Trail

Chapter 770 101. Your name is Bondo? Mix with me in the future--add more for Brother Wu Sangui【815】

In Mechagon, a land full of mechanical waste and all kinds of pollution, Bo Laike took the lead in driving the looted gangster motorcycle on the uneven, potholed road caused by air raids and bombings.

His Royal Highness Little Xingxing was flying with him.

Princess Blue Dragon yelled and kept pounding the accelerator, full of momentum.

Just like a real young man, he comes and goes quickly in everything he does.

She followed Bu Laike and tried to overtake, but her "driving skills" were too poor, and it was the first time she drove this kind of strange motorcycle, which led to very bad balance.

When following Bu Laike to cross a forest curve at super high speed, following the reckless acceleration of the accelerator by Xiao Xingxing, when crossing an oil-stained road section, after a cry of exclamation, she flew out together with the car .

The noble blue dragon slammed into the tree in embarrassment, because her strong physical fitness did not break her neck, but her whole body fell to the ground, and when she was about to get up, she found that the wheeled vehicle that was thrown out was still running.

The locomotive equipped with an excellent gyroscope tilted at a very dangerous angle on the ground, but after turning a few times, it miraculously regained its balance, and with the "automatic navigation" equipped with the car key, it headed all the way to the lying on the ground. The little stars on the ground collided.

Amidst the screams of the Blue Dragon Princess, the solid and high-speed rotating wheels pressed past her mud-stained face.

It left a black wheel mark, which looked ridiculous.

"swish"

Another motorcycle painted gaudy and colorful turned flexibly in the forest, rounded a corner, and stopped in front of Little Xingxing gracefully.

The Stinky Pirate stretched out his left leg, allowing the bike to lean against the hull.

With his hands off the handle, Shi Shiran took down the dwarf pipe and held it in his mouth. He glanced at the little Xingxing who was cursing and getting up from the ground. He said with a lonely expression on his face:

"Tell me, stupid and overconfident little star, who is the Mechagon car god?"

"You cheated!"

Of course, Little Xingxing did not admit defeat. She waved the key of the mechanical car in her hand, making the buzzing and spinning wheel car make a beeping sound, and automatically navigate back to her side.

Wiping the car marks on his face carelessly again, he put his hips on his hips and screamed at Laike:

"It's the first time for everyone to drive such a weird thing. Why do you drive so fast and steadily? You must have played this kind of thing behind our backs before!"

"Are you crazy?"

Bu Laike exhaled smoke rings, patted the very hard-core mechanical console full of control levers in front of him, and complained:

"This thing is only available in Mechagon. It's also my first time in Mechagon. Where can I play this kind of thing? In a dream? If you lose, you lose. Don't lie!

You, and everyone else involved in the race, owe me a thousand gold pieces each! Pay before leaving the island, or the Naglfar will not carry you. "

"Tch, a thousand gold coins is worth a thousand gold coins, who is afraid of whom?"

Little Xingxing waved his hand indifferently, and lovingly caressed the gangster's locomotive parked beside him.

The shape of this thing is quite punk.

The whole is a large wheel hollowed out in the center of a large gear, and a set of very black technology internal suspension balance system is nested inside.

Its seat, handle, and console are all placed in the inner ring that can rotate 360 ​​degrees, and high-power lights are fixed on the left and right.

When driving, people sit in the inner ring to maintain relative balance, while the big wheels on the outer ring spin rapidly to drive like lightning.

Its shape is very similar to the "rolling wheels" in another memory of Laike's childhood, or the black technology motorcycle in a movie about the interaction between aliens and secret agents.

The mechanical gnomes call this thing a wheeled vehicle, with a "wheel" in the name, which can be said to be very appropriate.

Because the wheeled vehicles driven by a group of people in Bu Laike were snatched from the dwarf gangs, these vehicles are all "armed upgraded versions". barrel.

It looked very intimidating.

But because the motorcycle itself is light in weight and cannot be equipped with a large-caliber rapid-fire gun, the power of this thing can only bully ordinary people.

That bullet can't break through the skin of a warrior like Fenna, and it's almost as powerful as a rubber bullet, so it can only be said that it's better than nothing.

"Go, go, let's go again."

Little Xingxing excitedly rode on his motorcycle, twisting the gas pedal on the handlebar with his left hand, making the bike roar mechanically, and the exhaust hole at the rear kept emitting black smoke.

Two seconds later, under Laike's speechless gaze, Little Xingxing just left the ground with both feet, and then rolled several times in the car with the rapidly rotating inner ring amidst screams, before he managed to stabilize his balance.

"At least put on your seat belt before driving, and then turn on the safety brake! Otherwise, the car won't move. These mechanical gnomes have a high awareness of safety."

The pirate covered his eyes and said:

"Aren't you very smart in learning magic? Why do you look like an idiot when you come into contact with these mechanical things? I should really take a picture of you now, show it to Dean Lanyue, and hand over your tuition fee to her." return.

Clearly, you did not acquire the wisdom you needed at Narthalas College. "

"Shut up!"

His Royal Highness Xing Xing, who was playing vigorously, yelled loudly, fastened his seat belt in a hurry, pulled down a small red lever on the mechanical console, and twisted the accelerator amidst cheers, swishing the driver's wheel The car sped out.

"This thing is good for everything."

Bu Laike is also on the road again, but when driving, the magic eyeball is suspended beside the body to see the road ahead for him. While twisting the accelerator, he complained:

"It's just that this design is a bit anti-human.

When driving, they can't see the road ahead at all. The transformed mechanical gnomes don't need eyesight and can rely on the built-in radar to distinguish ahead, but other lives have no vision at all when driving this thing.

The front of the eyes is tightly blocked, and the accident rate is 100%!

Sure enough, it is another special equipment for mechanical gnomes, and it really has the characteristics of Mechagon. "

That being said, Bo Laike is also full of novelty about what he is driving, and it is a joy to relive the fun of driving in this magical world.

But Mechagon's angry road conditions this day really made people unhappy.

There are bomb craters all over the road, and if you don't pay attention, you will be loaded into it. At the bottom of some bomb craters, there are still some dangerous-looking liquids.

Let Laike call these mechanical gnomes "brave".

It's just a civil war, and chemical weapons are used, as for it?

But this tough folk style is really amazing.

"Ahead is the courtyard!"

In the formation of more than a dozen motorcycles, Trixie, as a guide, pointed to a hill outside the forest ahead, and shouted to the others:

"Bondo has set up automatic turret defenses outside the yard to guard against late-night raids by savage cavemen. Any life without certification will be attacked. You all follow behind me.

Don't run around. "

Boo Laike gestured, and the others slowed down, allowing Trixie to lead the way.

As they approached the fabled gang compound, the clumsy kid Tenrad, who was driving a scooter, suddenly let out an exclamation:

"Look at that tower! It's shining! It's making lightning!"

That's right, the most conspicuous building in Bando's courtyard is a metal tower with bright electric arcs wrapped around it. It is seven or eight meters high, and ring-shaped electrodes are wrapped around each other. The whole is like a cone. type.

Dazzling spark currents danced and connected together on the metal tower. From a distance, it really looked like a tall tower that was generating a terrifying lightning storm.

That is something that is simply impossible to appear in human society.

A group of dwarves were also exclaiming. They knew what this thing was, but the largest energy tower in Gnomeregan was less than one-fifth of this thing.

"No, little idiot, that's a charging pile."

Trixie explained disdainfully:

"That's the only large charging pile on the island other than the king's area, and Boss Bondo is relying on it to monopolize the power resources of the rebels and gangsters.

The rebel army on Prince Erazmin's side also had to humbly hand over the parts and discarded batteries before being allowed to use it.

That stuff is awesome.

It only takes a few seconds to charge the clockwork titan and the mechanical beast. Once the production capacity is fully activated, it can produce enough energy batteries for ten mechanical gnomes for a year in one day.

When I lure Boss Bondo out, we will start a movie together, so don't make a fuss, okay? "

"That's right, don't make a fuss, just stay calm when you see anything here."

Bu Laike also waved his hand and shouted to the crowd:

"Get your weapons ready. After Bando Juggernaut comes out in a while, I'll talk to him first. If he doesn't know the general idea, I'll kill him. We're running out of time, and we don't have the time to brush up the reputation of this mechanical bandit."

Everyone understood, and secretly took out their weapons.

Under the leadership of Trixie, they passed the insane three-layer flame turret defense line outside the courtyard without any risk.

Those pointed cone-shaped turrets placed on the ground have rotatable muzzles on the top, driven by the black technology of the mechanical gnomes, which can emit high-temperature flames or scorching rays.

Individual damage may be mediocre, but with so many turrets firing together, even the dragon scales of Little Star may not be able to withstand it.

Previous events have proven that these mechagnomes are quite accomplished in crafting weapons of destruction.

Although he didn't see any suspicious traces, but Laike can be sure that besides these turrets, there must be some dwarf hidden mines arranged around this large courtyard like a large garbage dump.

If the foreign enemy wants to attack by force, there will be heavy casualties.

Fortunately, they have a "leading party" on their side.

A few minutes later, a noisy voice echoed in the brightly lit courtyard. It was the voice of a very sharp female dwarf. It seemed that some special module had been added to enhance the sound's penetrating power and recognizability.

"Bondo! There are a group of unknown land people wandering around in the courtyard! They were brought back by Trixie, come out and have a look!"

"Long shot, shut your mouth, it annoys me every time I hear your voice."

Trixie jumped off her bike, cursed very socially, and there was a series of sneers in response from the other side, and everyone else got out of the car and stood behind Trixie.

In the strong light surrounding them, a large group of fancy-dressed and very "wild" mechanical gnomes surrounded them with large wrenches that arced wildly or coil ray guns that shone with strange halos.

These foul-mouthed, cursing guys are all mechanically modified like Trixie.

The worst ones were a third of their bodies, with mohawk hair and messy tattoos smeared on mechanical bodies.

If it weren't for the fact that each of them was less than 1.2 meters tall, the scene in front of them would really feel like a wasteland confrontation.

"There are titans over there."

Jaina, who was guarded by Little Xingxing and Fenner, was still keenly observant. In a place where the light could not shine, in a large semi-covered processing site on the edge of the courtyard, the little mage saw a rusty machine being assembled. tall titan.

The thing is nearly eight meters high, its whole body is covered with steel armor, and it has a one-eyed titan-like iron head. Several rough mechanical arms stop around it, looking full of a heavy deterrent force.

"That is the Clockwork Titan, the Iron Destroyer of the King's Army."

Trixie whispered:

"Bundo dragged it back from the field and he's been trying to restore it. Bondo probably still has a couple of working clockwork titans with the controllers in his hands.

Shh, he's here, don't talk.

Bondo is an out-and-out violent lunatic, and he hates being interrupted when he speaks. "

Following Trixie's "introduction", a strange guy who was a circle bigger than other mechanical gnomes came out of a "mechanical waste palace" in the courtyard holding a metal wrench wrapped with electrodes.

The difference between this gnome and other gnomes is that this guy is really big compared to other gnomes.

He was right to call himself "Big Block". As for his transformation, the degree of transformation is very deep. Basically, except for the brain, his whole body has been transformed by himself.

"Yo, we have guests."

As soon as Bondo appeared on the stage, he taunted with that weird metallic electronic sound. He waved his metal wrench and shouted:

"Trixie! You were so short on supplies last month that you sent back a big, vicious horse that freaked me out.

You deserve it!

You still bring these dirty flesh and blood into my courtyard, are you ready?"

"Hi, your name is Bondo Chunky, isn't it?"

Before the gang leader could finish his sentence, he was interrupted by Bu Laike.

The pirate stepped forward with a pipe in his mouth, looking at Bondo who was trembling because his speech was interrupted, spewing smoke from the exhaust hole of his body.

He admired the mechanical fury, and said:

"Your place is very good, I have taken a fancy to it.

So come and be my subordinate, I need someone as violent and crazy as you. I think you will definitely be a good subordinate to me, but even though I am very optimistic about you, rules are rules, let's start by mopping the deck. "

Ridiculous Erlian!

Bondo's body was trembling, and the mechanical gnome with red eyes waved the wrench in his hand and shouted:

"Kill 'em! I'm going to decorate my spider tank with these stupid fleshy heads!"

At the same time, Bu Laike drew out his long and short swords with a swish, and shouted:

"Negotiations broke down! Prepare to attack! You have all seen that he rejected the peace first, so, everyone, don't have any psychological pressure.

kill them! "

(end of this chapter)