Azeroth’s Death Track
Chapter 876: 79. Desert Love. Tyrion's joke
For some reason, a large number of users suddenly cannot open the web page to access this site today. Please book friends to remember the domain name www.wuxiaspot.com (the first letter of literature + org dot com, wuxiaspot.com) to find the way home!
In Azeroth, there are many stories about the devil. These similar stories are mostly desperate or greedy mortals, in pursuit of something, wealth, power or fate, etc., they foolishly make deals with the devil. But it ended badly.
Of course, 90% of these stories are from the hands of the church, and its purpose is very simple, that is, to guide people to the good, to awaken the world, never to be close to evil, let alone actively engage with evil, but such stories are only It can scare children. For adults, there are many things in this society where desires flow, and as long as a good result is obtained, betraying the soul is not an unacceptable thing.
However, these guys who like to be smart are often forgetting the worst endings in the children’s prophecies. Everyone thinks that they are smart enough, or lucky enough, to get rid of that doom.
Actually, they can't...
In the sacred hall left by the Titan, in the face of Terion’s not funny joke, whether it’s Archmage Ansrem Ruinwevor, or his uneasy daughter Catherine, and Or Dr. Harrison Jones, the cheap master son-in-law of the Archmage, everyone felt a chill of wickedness.
Behind Tyrion, the indifferent face of Ms. Maiwei, Director of the Dark Edge Intelligence Bureau, showed a ridiculous smile, which seemed to be satire at the ignorance of these human beings, while the Archmage Luo Ning sitting on the other side was Bored and yawned... The scene in front of me was familiar, just like in the underground city of Grimbato, Tyrion used language traps to trick him into fighting life and death with Alfonso Thunder.
Oh, speaking of this, Luo Ning suddenly remembered that he had not had a drink with his old friend Alfonso for a long time. Maybe after this busy time, he should take his wife to visit the old friend in the Federation. Alfonso’s old friend is now the federal regional air force commander in the Kazmodan district. He heard that he also formed a family with another undead dwarf...and adopted a dwarf daughter.
But the words came back. I haven’t seen them in the past few years. The bad taste of Tyrion’s **** hasn’t changed... and this bad thing has a tendency to become more serious.
"Ok?"
After waiting for a few minutes, but there was no response from the three, the Lord Lord tilted his body back with some doubt. The faint blue death energy quickly entangled in the air, and quickly formed a icy throne shining with cold breath. Ryan sat on the throne, leaning on the stick of fog in his left hand. He looked at the three people in front of him with his dark blue eyes. He said softly:
"Considered? Which one do you choose?"
"Or, you need me to help you make a choice... from my personal perspective, I prefer the third..."
An evil light flashed in the eyes of the high lord. He said playfully:
"When I transform a great mage like you into a death lord, and then order the powerful you to rush into the country where you were born with ruthless undead soldiers, ruthlessly suppress those stupid humans who oppose me, when their blood floods the entire city At that time, when those stupid human kings were cut off by your head, I would feel... very, very happy, Archmage Ansrem, will you be happy for this?"
"I..."
The Archmage’s fingers clasped his own Fire Staff, and his old eyes flashed a ray of broken fish, but at the moment he was preparing to cast a spell, Maiev’s cold voice came into his ears. The cold of the blade that had penetrated into the bone marrow also ran down his neck, stopping him from beating his fingers.
"Lord Lord is asking you... Master, what is your answer?"
"Okay, Maiev."
The Lord Lord shook his hand, and the high-level agent Maiev Shadowsong once again returned to the original place between the shining shadows.
"Don’t make the atmosphere so nervous, this is a happy thing. Two mortals who pursue eternal life will get the "gift" they want today. The taste of dreams is always sweet...but it looks like Ans Archmage Rem needs to think about it, I can understand it, so let us ask Miss Catherine."
Tyrion looked at Catherine, who was shaking again. He looked at the beautiful female pirate in front of him. He rubbed his chin with his finger:
"Women are all beauty-loving, so I think Miss Catherine will choose the second...the blood form of eternal youth, from then on, you wake up from your sleep every day, and you won’t catch a wrinkle on your face. Crazy, every time you fall asleep, you will not worry about having dark circles because of the carnival all night, your energy will become infinitely surging, you can enjoy all the happiness..."
The voice of the high lord is like the cold wind blowing in the north, wrapped around the body of Miss Catherine, the cold feeling is like a snake, sliding on her skin, making her feel creepy, the female pirate wants to reject this terrible "Ensuring", but she couldn't even speak at this time, on her arms and skin surface, layers of frost visible to the naked eye were quickly covering.
"enough!"
Dr. Jones stood up bravely in a very manly atmosphere in a depressed atmosphere. He stepped forward and blocked the sight of Tyrion and his girlfriend. His body was trembling, and his eyes also flickered. Obviously, this archaeologist without fear is also afraid, but as a man, how can he allow his wife to be bullied at this moment?
"End all these evil tricks."
Dr. Harrison clenched his fists, he probably guessed who the big demon was in front of him, but the blindness and impulse of love made him full of courage at this time. He was like a beast that fell into the trap, towards the Thai in front of him. Ryan shouted loudly:
"I will replace Catherine's nightmare, come on, turn me into an undead, let my wife and her father..."
Harrison's roar raised Luo Ning, who was sitting on the side, raised his head, and Ma Wei, who was standing in the corner watching the movie, narrowed his eyes. The lord's mouth showed a weird smile, but in a flash, he pretended to be very Looking angrily at the human in front of him, it was like a villain who had been destroyed.
"What are you qualified to ask me for "eternal life"? Harrison Jones!"
Tyrion’s fingers swayed, and the sapphire bell at the top of the Misty Stick made a crisp and ethereal sound. He said disdainfully:
"As far as I know, you are just a sad man who was born in a noble family and has no achievements. The things you studied are meaningless to me. You have longed for a "bright" future in your life. But you have been living in a hurry and do nothing, just like your ignorant fellow crawling on the ground... your soul is not even heavier on the scale than a ants."
"Keep off! I will give you one last chance..."
"Do not!"
Harrison raised his fist stubbornly, just as if he was rushing to fight with the Lord, and behind him, Catherine grabbed the boyfriend's arm nervously. She was filled with fear and regret in her heart, but in this crisis Under the circumstances, there is a strange sweetness, even a fantasy, even if he died here with Harrison, there is no regret.
Woman... just such a sensual creature.
"I refuse too!"
Probably the behavior of the cheap son-in-law inspired the hesitant old mage. The white-haired old mage raised the staff and stood beside Harrison. Ansrem straightened his waist at this moment. He looked at Thai Ryan, the last trace of weakness in some turbid eyes was also dispelled, as if he had returned to his youthful state.
"I will die to protect my daughter, protect my loved ones, and protect my most important treasure. This is the glory of a man, but I will not steal my life because of my cowardice!"
Ansrem shouted:
"I am a mage...life and death have long been unable to affect me."
"Ah, that's a great talk! You have successfully attracted my interest. Now, accept your trial!"
Tyrion leaned on the stick of mist, and in the surge of blue death mist, he stood up from the throne like a world destroyer, and his terrifying back shone in this sacred hall, just like it was burning The scoundrel is about to burn the world in the flames, and on his cheeks shining with indefinite light, a twisted smile made the faces of the three people who made the final decision.
However, in the next moment, the Lord Lord waved his left hand like a sword, three things screamed and hit the three people in front of him, and the cold and silent energy burst suddenly at this moment, in their desperate eyes, the vision in front of them was below It became extremely dark in a moment, as if the whole world had dimmed.
Are they dead like this?
of course not!
Time seems to stop flowing at this moment, and when the three people regain their consciousness, they have been thrown into the center of the vast Uldum desert. The cold moonlight at night shines in this dead desert, the cold The temperature made all three shudder.
"Harrison! Harrison!"
The joy of escaping from the dead made Catherine thump into the arms of her boyfriend who was still at a loss. The two kissed so affectionately regardless of the bad old man next to them. He looked helplessly at his daughter, who was letting go of waves. He glanced at Harrison again, then snorted very dissatisfiedly.
The Archmage turned and was about to leave, but at this moment, he found that he had a skull necklace inlaid with black stones on his neck. When he touched the necklace, Tyrion’s indifferent voice was in the Archmage’s heart. Ringing in:
"Thank you for your courage and your daughter’s dedication to love... This terrible world is disgusting, but the good things are worth opening up to you, and you will regain 150 years of life, Ansrem. Leuwewer, cherish the new life...When the next death comes, I will personally ask you if you have wasted the new life I gave you...If you really waste him, believe Me, you don’t want to know what punishment you will suffer."
"Death... to you is just the end, but to me, it is just the beginning of another journey..."
After kissing, the little couple entwined in the icy desert also found an extra ring on their fingers that could not be removed. It was made of Mithril and inlaid with blue star stone. When they touched the ring At the same time, Terion’s gentle voice also sounded in their hearts:
"Congratulations, Harrison Jones, Catherine Ruinwewall, your deviant love has withstood the test of death..."
"Here, as the lord of death, I declare that you are married and will live forever..."
"But, don't let me down... Don't let death down... Bless you, have the best treasure in this bad world, just like protecting life, protect your love."
Harrison Jones raised his head blankly at this moment, looking at the light of the two silver moons in the sky, there were two moons under Azeroth's night, just like a couple who never separated He recalled the scene when he faced Tyrion just now. He couldn't help but hold the lady in his arms. He took a breath and said softly:
"Catherine...you and I just defeated death, right?"
Catherine buried her head gently in Harrison's chest. She said softly:
"It's you who defeated death, my warrior...but I'm really tired. You said before, your family still has a manor in North County? Let's go live there...I want a child... "
"Okay! Let's go now, let the empire, let the federation... let the **** Brian's summoned letter go to hell!"
——————————————————————————————
"Is this interesting?"
In the lobby of the furnace of origin, Luo Ning finished a cup of tea quietly. He looked at the big lord with his eyes closed. He whispered:
"You always like to play this set of test tricks, is it really so interesting to test human nature?"
"Of course, this is a game that I don't get tired of, Luo Ning."
Tyrion replied:
"Every time ugly humanity is exposed in front of me, I will feel indescribable satisfaction, you see, everyone is evil, watching you evil guys criticize me for such a real evil, always I couldn’t help but laugh aloud... But this time, I was also very satisfied. After all, I have seen too much ugliness, and occasionally looking at the scene of the family carnival, it also has a taste."
The lord raised his wrist and looked at the time. He glanced at Luo Ning and said to his brother-in-law:
"I heard that you and Wen Leixa are planning to have children? Speaking of which, you have been dragging on for too long..."
Tyrion leaned on the stick of fog and looked at the embarrassed Luo Ning in front of him. He shook his hand and threw something on the table in front of Luo Ning:
"Take it, go back to Dalaran, don't mix these messy things, have a few children with Wen Lei Sa early, and then take it to the Dark Temple for us to see, Aurelia is very worried about the inheritance of the Windrunner family Question... Lilas is really not a qualified heir, let the child let him live his life."
"Alright alright."
Luo Ning nodded flushed cheeks, some awkward replied:
"We will work hard, and, speaking of it, Sylvanas and Nathanos seem to have some..."
"Huh? Is the old feeling revived?"
Tyrion pursed his lips and waved his hand:
"Let them go."
"As far as Miss II's character is concerned, she can marry herself, and Aurelia and I are already thankful... As for who we are, we don't really care much..."
"Luo Ning, I know you have a hard time, but I still advise you to pull back from these things early... The people of the Windrunner family are really not suitable for politics."
"So be it!"
If you like the death track of Azeroth, please collect it: (www.wuxiaspot.com) The literature update of Azeroth's death track is the fastest.
You'll Also Like
-
Konoha Collector, get the Uzumaki Immortal body at the beginning
Chapter 113 16 hours ago -
Comprehensive comic: I create a dungeon and harvest all realms
Chapter 132 16 hours ago -
Comprehensive comics: I have a golden finger every month
Chapter 114 16 hours ago -
Martial Arts Sword Immortal Comes to Earth
Chapter 194 16 hours ago -
The salty fish god of the life you yearn for
Chapter 195 16 hours ago -
Pokémon Super Player
Chapter 196 16 hours ago -
Hong Kong Films: Starting from the Legend of Lei Luo
Chapter 185 16 hours ago -
Shenhao: Start with the delivery boy
Chapter 193 16 hours ago -
Academic tyrant: I have become a prodigy since I was able to pursue my academic career with peace of
Chapter 185 16 hours ago -
I, create the Night Journey of Hundred Ghosts on the Great Route
Chapter 199 16 hours ago