Back Off, Let Me Come

Shen Tang felt that his mind was stuck for a moment.

Then he blurted out: [You are all men. I shouldn’t have murderous intentions towards you if I accidentally see it. I just want to know what you did when you ‘accidentally saw it’? 】

After asking Shen Tang, she felt it was inappropriate.

It sounds like Qi Shan has some voyeurism.

She has known Qishan for so many years, and he has truly carried the word "little king" to the very end. He is devoted to his career. For a long time, the only members of the opposite sex in his family are Su Shang and Su Shang's cats and grandsons. The servants he serves are mostly men. Later, he had an adopted daughter, Qi Miao. As a man, it was inconvenient for him to take care of her, so he hired several more elderly maids to serve Qi Miao personally.

During his rare vacations, he would either stay at home to raise his daughter or play with the cat, or he would go on outings with Gu Chi Liojia and others. Occasionally, he would harass Qin Gongsu when he got interested. Shen Tang remembered that one time he made a few frivolous words in praying for good deeds, and was copied by the censor of the Yushitai who was passing by.

Riding a horse and leaning on a sloping bridge, wearing red sleeves all over the building?

I have never heard of such a romantic affair.

If it were true, the Yushitai would have exploded long ago. The group of people at Yushitai were each more insulting than the other, and each one was more critical than the other. For so many years, they didn't say anything about his private life with women. Those bad books among the people are even worse. Among the objects given to Qishan Lalang, Shen Tang is a human being, and the others are animals, with cats being the most popular.

Shen Tang thought about himself and opened his mouth to save a few words.

Unexpectedly, Qi Shan showed a bit of embarrassment: [It was an accident! 】

Shen Tang: [...what accident? ? ? 】

Qishan didn't want to confess at first, but he couldn't stand Shen Tang's insistence, and he was even more afraid that the other party would ruin his reputation by making up his own mind, so he had to resort to it all: [The accident is that I was painting scenes at that time...]

Shen Tang: [……]

Besides cats, Qishan also has a true love for painting.

In the era before cameras, when you went out to see beautiful scenery, you would either write it down with your mind or draw it with a brush. At that time, I hid in the mountains to rest and cultivate my mind. One day after a rain, it cleared up and the sky turned blue. He climbed a mountain to cultivate his mind. He raised his eyes and looked around. He saw vast rivers and undulating mountains. When he felt itchy, he took some paper, pen, and paint and carried a backpack to explore the scene.

As a result, he painted upstream.

People are taking a wild bath downstream.

Shen Tanghu asked: [Don’t you know there are people downstream? 】

Qi Shan said: [I didn’t know it at first. 】

Yanling was bathed outside to prevent outsiders from peeping and eavesdropping. Qishan's attention was focused on the scenery. In addition, he suffered internal injuries and was hiding in the mountains. His vigilance to the outside world was not as good as when he was at his peak. How could he find out? After he finished painting, he put away his tools and went to wash them in the water before he noticed someone in the water. The snow-white jade belt is connected up and down, and a figure is vaguely hidden behind the splashing water mist.

Qi Shan subconsciously tensed up his nerves and raised his hand to touch his waist.

What made his heart skip a beat was that he forgot to wear his sword when he went out today.

I am not sure who the person in the water is, is it a mountain ghost or some kind of goblin? When the figure heard the movement, he turned slightly, revealing half of his face was shocking enough. The other party stared at him silently, Qishan's face turned red, he quickly looked away, turned his back to the other party, and said apologetically: [I don't know if the lady is here, someone offended me...]

When he spoke, his voice was like an oriole, clear to the ears and pleasing to the heart.

Only then did he remember that he was still pretending to be a girl with haircut hair.

While he was alert to the actions of those behind him, he was also in a difficult situation at the moment. Just as he was thinking about how to find an excuse to escape, the sound of gushing water came from behind him, and the sound got closer and closer. From the corner of his eye, he saw a hand reaching out from behind and picking up the clothes next to him.

The woman slowly came ashore.

Qishan's eyes twitched and he looked away.

Even so, out of the corner of his eye, he still saw a straight calf that was so fair and smooth that it shone brightly, and he secretly cursed the other person's big heart. Regardless of whether the person is human or non-human, even if you don't encounter anyone while bathing in the deep mountains and forests, you may be accidentally injured by poisonous substances in the water. If there is something wrong, no one will know if he dies here and is eaten by wild beasts...

As the rustling sound of clothes rubbing against each other subsided, an indistinguishable male and female voice came from above: "You paint?" 】

Qi Shan assessed that the other party was neatly dressed and then met his gaze.

The profile is stunning enough, and the front is even more gorgeous.

Even the well-informed Qi Shan was stunned for a moment. Following the person's gaze, Qi Shan found that the other person was looking at the drawing paper, pen and ink in the backpack. The dry ink had been rolled up and put away. The works he was satisfied with could be framed and collected. . With all the witnesses and evidence available, Qi Shan nodded and admitted without any argument. Unexpectedly, murderous intent flashed across the other person's face, and in the blink of an eye, he was properly hidden under that stunning face.

The other party asked to see his paintings.

Qishan secretly thought that something was wrong.

He was unarmed and his internal injuries had not healed. Now was not a good time to intensify the conflict, so he simply pretended not to know and nodded in agreement with the request to see the painting. It is reasonable for the other party to worry that the wild bathing scene will be included in the painting. Fortunately, all the paintings are normal. They are all landscapes, without a single human figure. The other party then softened his expression.

However, he did not let Qi Shan leave.

Qishan claimed to be a woman whose family had fallen into disgrace and fled to the mountains to seek refuge with her elders. Her home was nearby. After being interrogated and convinced that she was not lying, he escaped. The intersection between the two did not end here.

Less than two days later, I met the other party taking a wild bath again.

Pray for good: [……]

He didn't understand. Did the other party have any secrets about wild bathing?

I also remembered that when I entered the mountain, someone in the village at the foot of the mountain said that there were beautiful spirits in the mountain and killed several farmers who went into the mountain to cut firewood. At the time, Qi Shan thought it was a strange tale from the countryside. Looking at it now, it seems that art comes from life. Could this be the beauty in front of me?

The other party was also surprised that Qishan appeared again.

Once raw, twice mature.

The two of them talked a little more this time. The topic was not to exchange landscape painting skills, but to tease the common people's strange stories: [The monsters that the farmers saw, could it be the young man? ]

The other party said: [Yes. ]

Qishan said in a relaxed tone: [How many absurdities in the world are spread like this? It is said that the farmer's spirit was sucked by the monster, and the body was only bones and a piece of human skin... It is said in a very realistic way, made up, and scared people. ]

Misunderstanding that the man is a monster, it has derived the horrible rumor that the monster sucked the man's yang energy, and then made up the human skin and bones.

In fact, it was all a misunderstanding.

Yes, a man.

Qishan found out last time that the other party only looked like a woman's face, but was actually a man - at that time, there were no women who could cultivate Wenqi, and Qishan preconceived that he was a woman - so this time he didn't need to turn his back to avoid suspicion. He looked at it openly. The other person's long black hair was draped over his shoulders, most of which was submerged in the water like seaweed, which made his skin look even whiter and smoother.

The man said: [Half true, half false.]

Qi Shan asked: [What's false about the half false?]

[The human skin and bones are false.]

Qi Shan's expression changed slightly: [What's true about the half true?]

[The dead are real, I killed them.]

The man admitted the murder indifferently, as if he felt that the ordinary girl Qi Shan was scared, so he explained: [There is a reason for killing them. These farmers are simple, but they are not kind people. They peeped at me bathing first, and then they had evil intentions. If they left obediently, I could spare their lives. But they were tempted by my beauty and wanted to do something bad...]

So, I killed them.

Qi Shan's mouth twitched slightly, thinking: [These people deserve to die, but you change places to bathe all day long, and your interests are weird. 】

He tried to persuade the other party to go home to take a bath.

Taking a bath outside is not safe for others or himself.

But the man said something strange: [I want to, too. 】

It was almost time, and the man also had to get up from the water. Qishan turned around and inadvertently saw his reflection in the water. He opened his eyes wide in surprise, and then quickly closed them the next second. Qishan's hobby is to paint everywhere, and the man's hobby is to take a bath anytime and anywhere.

The third time they met was not by the water.

The man somehow found the cabin where Qishan was temporarily staying.

After a few visits, the relationship quickly became closer.

Qishan is good at making enemies, and even better at making friends. The days of recuperation are boring, and it is not so difficult to have someone to talk and chat with him. Every time the man comes, he will bring some food or small things from the foot of the mountain, and even invite Qishan to go down the mountain.

[There is a sacrificial Nuo dance in Pu Village at the foot of the mountain. 】

Qishan readily agreed.

Worried that their appearance would attract attention, they both wore masks with images of Nuo dancers, followed the villagers to worship, watched the Nuo dance, and listened to the strange but reassuring tunes from the dancers. More than a month passed in the blink of an eye, and Qishan's injuries were greatly healed.

He was ready to leave this place.

Before leaving, he naturally had to say goodbye to the man.

The man was not at home at that time, so Qishan had to leave a note and make an appointment for the time and place. He was afraid that the other party would break the appointment, so he added a sentence [You must come whether it is sunny or rainy]. Well, you have to come even if you don't want to.

The man not only came, but also dressed up carefully.

You can smell the obvious smell of alcohol when you get close.

[Have you drunk? ]

The alcohol smell is so strong that it is a bit pungent.

The man said: [Borrowing wine to give you three points of courage! ]

Qishan was about to explain the situation, but the other party gave Qishan a critical hit first-thinking that Qi Yuanliang had committed countless sins in his life, but he didn't want to be confessed to love by a man! It's not friendship!

He almost lost his ability to speak on the spot.

Instinctively refused: [No, you——]

The man's eyes darkened, he exhaled a breath of turbid air, and his tense shoulders relaxed: [You saw it that day, right? ]

Qishan: [……]

The man underestimated his alcohol tolerance. He borrowed a little courage, but also borrowed his brain, and said the truth that he would not confess when he was sober. His body was disabled, but he could practice, and he should think of himself as a man in normal cognition.

This is very contradictory.

Compared with the male part, he likes the female part more.

At the same time, he hates contact with men.

Qishan is the most beautiful and outstanding woman he has ever seen. After two months of getting along, he feels at ease that he has found a home. He also knows that Qishan has been packing up recently and should be preparing to leave, so he decided to reveal his feelings today. If this is successful, he is willing to leave with Qishan, and he will go wherever Lady Qi goes.

Qishan: [……]

The man cautiously: [My heart is pleased with you. ]

Qishan said: [Do you like women? ]

The man nodded: [Yes, men are turbid and smelly. If possible, I also hope that I am just a woman... But, if I am a woman, I have no power to protect myself in this world, which is really contradictory. ]

Body cognition and self-cognition have been tormenting him.

Qishan jumped to the topic: [Why do you like wild bathing? ]

The man said: [I have to do it. ]

The cultivation restrictions of the way of scholars are not that he has a quirk.

Qishan looked cold and gave the man a critical hit.

[It seems that it is not possible. ]

[Why? ]

Qishan said: [Because I am also a filthy man. ]

The man suddenly opened his eyes wide, stared at Qishan's eyes in disbelief, and then moved down from his eyes. Whether it is voice, appearance or figure, Qi Nujun is clearly a woman, how can she be a man? Impossible! This is absolutely impossible!

Qishan quietly took two steps back.

Secretly touched the sword next to the luggage.

At the same time, he made a hand gesture and removed his disguise of the Way of Scholars, revealing his male vest, and sighed: [I am traveling outside and have many enemies. In order to protect myself, I have to disguise myself as a woman... I never thought that I would cause your misunderstanding, it's really...]

Before he finished speaking, the sword had already arrived.

The nerves at the corners of Shen Tang's mouth twitched uncontrollably, and he said: [He turned his face too quickly! And, you didn't get stabbed to death? ]

Qishan said: [It's okay if you hide quickly. ]

If you were stabbed to death, would you still be standing here?

In the end, he was chased by the other party for a day and a night before he escaped.

Qishan still has some lingering fear when he thinks of this.

Shen Tang's eyes fell to the direction of the main hall and asked: [Then he... does he know now that you were the man who dressed as a woman back then? ]

Qishan: [Of course he knows. ]

Shen Tang was surprised: [... I thought your vest hadn't fallen off. ]

In fact, it had fallen off a long time ago.

After Qishan escaped, he actually met the man twice, and the last time he drank together calmly. Qi Shan had written a letter to a friend, but it was not delivered due to the long distance. Or maybe it was delivered, but the friend didn't care.

Shen Tang looked over there.

Asked: [So you are bringing him here to introduce him? ]

Qi Shan said: [He is one of the captives brought back by Zhen State this time. If you can recruit him, try to recruit him. If you can't recruit him, don't let him go back alive. But killing the captives is not nice, so you have to do it secretly. ]

Shen Tang: [...What talents does he have? ]

[Zhen State spent a lot of money to hire him, and this money is even equivalent to the expenses of the Zheng State Court for half a year. ] Qi Shan said, [This person is proficient in restraining the words of martial warriors, and many of the words are family secrets. If he is easily let go, it may become a serious threat. ]

Only the master is unreasonable, and Zhen State dispatched the Gongxi Chou brothers and Yun Ce combination, leading the way, and tearing open the other side's border barrier under suppression. If it were a war between two countries with similar military strength, it would be really difficult to conquer Zhen.

Shen Tang: [Is he willing to come? ]

[I'm not sure, but he definitely doesn't want to die. ]

After the misunderstanding, the man's first attempt to entrust his true feelings was rejected. Since then, his temperament has changed drastically, from a pure love party to a philanthropist party, and he has raised many lonely women in the courtyard. If he dies, these women will lose their support, and he won't let that happen.

Shen Tang frowned and asked: [Does he have any taboos? ]

To recruit people, do your homework in advance.

Otherwise, it will be like Wu Xian recruiting Yan An, stepping on landmines three times.

Qi Shan said: [Just don't mention the physical disability. ]

Then he added: [Try not to mention me. ]

Back then, they said they would forget their grudges after drinking, but in the end, he sold him out. Now when they meet, he is like a poisonous snake, staring at his vitals. If possible, Qi Shan really doesn't want to be a colleague with this person. He is more dangerous than Qin Li and others.

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I have been taking medicine these days. When I brushed my teeth and looked in the mirror in the morning, I found that both sides of my throat were more swollen. Injections and medicines are not working. It's killing me.

PS: In the context of this article, physical deformities are not uncommon_(:з」∠)_