Bad man, the system crashed.

Said, his expression was like a black-faced demon.

"Dad?"

Bang!

Another shot, the bullet grazed Lu Laoer's ear.

Lu Ze said calmly again: "Call me Marshal."

Lu Laoer's ears tinnitus, Lu Laoda was about to speak, but seeing Lu Ze's stern eyes, he swallowed two big mouthfuls of saliva and changed his words: "Marshal, you must have a reason to punish us!"

Changes in personal titles will bring different psychological hints to people.

When calling Lu Ze dad, Lu Laoda or Lu Laoer will naturally regard Lu Ze as their father. It is natural for a son to be willful to his father.

But when calling Lu Ze Marshal, Lu Laoda will involuntarily feel a sense of distance from the position of Marshal, and his tone will be more respectful.

Just like the mentality of putting himself in the position of a subordinate now.

Lu Ze was very satisfied with the awe in his tone, and said in a deep voice: "Who started it?"

The eldest brother Lu looked at the second brother Lu, and the second brother Lu looked at the eldest brother Lu, and the two said in unison: "It was him."

"Very good, very united. Then let's hang together!" Lu Ze said as he made a move to leave.

"Marshal!" The two shouted again.

Lu Ze stopped and gave you another chance, "Why fight?"

The two brothers were silent again.

They knew Lu Ze's temper, he was impatient, impulsive and protective, and thought that women were playthings and were not worthy of being in the elegant hall.

If such a father knew that they were fighting over who would accompany Qiao Qiao to the rural free clinic, they were his father's sons, and his father would definitely not blame them, then Qiao Qiao would be the only one who would be unlucky.

Qiao Qiao's parents are both dead. She lives as an orphan in the Marshal's Mansion. Her father doesn't care about her at all. Her life is already difficult and she is often wronged. She is already very pitiful. If her father blames Qiao Qiao, then... the consequences will be disastrous...

Neither of them wants to talk, so they can only remain silent.

Just when the stalemate, Qiao Qiao, who is wearing a long-lasting blue school uniform, runs over anxiously. Her white face is full of crystal sweat beads, her skin is white without a single flaw, her eyes are big and bright, and her waist is slender, like a lily in the morning.

As soon as she ran over, she knelt down in front of Lu Ze, "Marshal, all the faults are Qiao Qiao's fault. The eldest and second brothers are just worried that I will go to the countryside for free medical treatment. It's not safe there because of all kinds of people, so they want to accompany me. If you want to punish someone, punish me, don't punish the two brothers!"

"So..." After a long time, Lu Ze slowly said, "They fought because of you."

"No, no!" Boss Lu immediately roared, "It's not because of Qiao Qiao, don't take your anger out on Qiao Qiao."

Lu Ze raised his eyebrows, and his tone was as if he was the big bad wolf in the fairy tale, and Qiao Qiao was the pitiful little white rabbit.

Boss Lu was just a reckless man, who could only talk nonsense and couldn't say anything constructive.

Lu Laoer was more cunning and good at making excuses. He said, "Marshal, I fought with my elder brother because he killed my Baiju last time. I just found an excuse to vent."

"No! Second brother, you don't have to bear the blame for me." Qiao Qiao looked at Lu Ze with tears in her eyes, weak and strong, "Marshal, all the faults are caused by me. Please don't blame the two brothers. They only fought because they love me as a sister.

Marshal was also a brother, and the father of the elder and second brothers. Qiao Qiao believes that you must understand family affection better than a weak woman. The saints said that fathers are kind and sons are filial, and brothers are friendly and respectful.

Qiao Qiao knows that the Marshal's Mansion has regulations, but legal principles are nothing more than human feelings. Please understand, Marshal."

"What are you talking about? Damn it, I didn't understand a word."

Lu Ze stunned Qiao Qiao with just one sentence.

"You are a little girl, you stopped embroidering in your boudoir and came to me to talk nonsense. Speak to me, or I will kill you!"

The original body was originally a soldier, a rough man, illiterate, and could only recognize his own name in big characters.

But the original body was very proud. He felt that as a general, he must not let people laugh at him, especially those scholars who were whining.

So the original body liked to pretend. Although he made a fool of himself, no one dared to laugh in front of him, so he continued to pretend.

The emperor's new clothes, as long as the original body did not expose it, who would dare to expose it?

So in the previous life, every time Qiao Qiao put forward a series of great truths from the words of a saint, the original body was always stunned. In addition, her special status and because she helped the poor people, she had a certain reputation among the people, so the original body was always afraid of damaging her reputation among the people, pretending to understand and retreating again and again.

But Lu Ze didn't care.

As the saying goes, a scholar cannot explain his reason to a soldier. No matter whether Qiao Qiao is right or wrong, anyway, damn it, this rough guy can't understand!

"Marshal." Qiao Qiao was shocked and stuttered.

She never expected Lu Ze to have such a reaction. She said so before and the Marshal would listen to her and let many people go.

At that time, she was secretly proud that she was a college student with higher education, not a country woman, so the Marshal listened to her.

But why didn't the Marshal listen today?

If he couldn't understand, why did he listen to her before?

Lu Ze frowned, with a big beard on his face, and he slapped his thigh, "You mean these two little bastards are fighting because of you?"

Qiao Qiao nodded, "But..."

"But what is!" Lu Ze's voice sounded like a bell, and there was no room for others to speak, "It's my fault! I got the position of commander-in-chief in the war, but ended up giving birth to two crooked melons and cracked jujubes. It's really shameful. My people!”

Mr. Lu, the second oldest in Mainland China: "..."

Meow meow meow?

What's wrong? Did you agree to blame Qiao Qiao?

Why doesn't it seem like the plot is developing as they expected?

Lu Ze's cold eyes glanced at the two still hanging, Mr. Lu and Mr. Lu, and then fell on Qiao Qiao again. He said very impatiently: "Get up, what do men's affairs have to do with you women? Stop interfering with grown men’s affairs!”

"Handsome, women can do it too..."

"Adjutant Wang!"

"Yes, handsome!"

"take away."

"Yes! Marshal!" Adjutant Wang immediately asked two soldiers to drag Qiao Qiao away. Qiao Qiao shouted as he was being dragged away, "Commander, Marshal - the sage said that to convince people with reason, virtue comes first. ...Commander..."

No matter how eloquent and weak Qiao Qiao is, Lu Ze just doesn't listen and doesn't understand, even if she shouts until her throat breaks.

After Qiao Qiao left, Lu Ze looked at the two brothers with disgust, "Those who insult me, I will kill you two losers!"

Mr. Lu, the second oldest in Mainland China: "..."

This plot development is wrong.

"Commander, we are your biological sons."

At this time, the two people were of the same mind.

Lu Ze withdrew his gun, as if he had just remembered that these two losers were his sons. Lu Ze murmured, "I have three sons, two are dead, and one is left. Let's give birth to a few more..."

"No—Dad, no, Marshal, calm down!" Lu Laoer was anxious.

"Commander, I will never dare to draw a gun at home again, and I will never dare to hit anyone at home again!" Boss Lu was about to cry.

Who in the world would want to kill his son and have more children?

Mr. Lu, the second oldest man in the world, has a profound understanding of how unimportant he is in our father's heart.

Why did they forget that their father had a thirteenth wife? Wouldn't it be a matter of time before they had more brothers?

The old brother's mind finally jumped from the love of children to the world of power.

Lu Ze scratched his beard and said, "Nang Xipi's, forget it! Adjutant Wang, put them down."

Soon, the two brothers were released. Fortunately, both of them were in good physical condition due to years of exercise. They were a little weak after being exposed to the sun for most of the day, but everything else was fine.

Lu Ze asked: "Both of you have a crush on Qiao Qiao?"

Mr. Lu and Mr. Lu looked at each other and wanted to deny it, but they nodded under the look of confirmation on Lu Ze's face.

"Who didn't like beautiful girls when they were young? I understand you."

"You - understand?" The two brothers simultaneously thought of their aunt in the thirteenth room who was robbed from the house.

"So I decided to make it happen for you." Lu Ze said, "Qiao Qiao will marry you two from now on."

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"dad!"

"Hmm -" Lu Ze trailed off, and the two of them changed their words: "Commander, a woman cannot serve two husbands."

"Who said that?" Lu Ze asked seriously.

"What the saint said?"

"Who is the saint? Let him come and tell me!" Lu Ze took out his gun and looked like a bandit. "The gun is in my hand, I have the final say!"

Mr. Lu, the second oldest in Mainland China: "..."

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"Commander, we are your sons!" The two of them were going crazy. Why did things suddenly become Qiao Qiao's daughter marrying two husbands?

"Qiao Qiao's father is my benefactor. How could I be the commander-in-chief without him? Not to mention you two useless people, I should contribute a few more!"

Lu Ze continued with a loud and loud voice: "Before the marriage is settled, please give me some peace of mind. If you dare to cause trouble for me, I will offend you two little bastards!"

"I……"

Lu Ze simply left without giving Mr. Lu a chance to speak.

Under the scorching sun, the two people stood on the empty training ground and saw two words in each other's eyes - panic.

The two brothers returned to their rooms exhausted both physically and mentally. In this moment, before they could come up with a solution, the servants outside were already chatting.

"Did you hear that? The commander posted a notice to marry Qiao Qiao to two young masters!"

"Which two are they?"

"The eldest young master and the second young master."

"Is this crazy?"

"Don't tell me, only our handsome man can do this!"

"This is so embarrassing!"

"Do you think it is more embarrassing for the two young masters or for the young lady?"

…

Bang!

Boss Lu slammed the vase on the ground. The vase instantly fell into pieces, and the fragments injured several people.

Lu Laoer stared at the group of gossiping servants with a sinister look, like a bloodthirsty wolf that could gnaw clean of your bones and blood at any time.

On the other side, Qiao Qiao tasted defeat for the first time in his life on the training ground and was crying alone, and then he was struck by lightning.

"The commander posted a notice asking me to marry the eldest brother and the second brother?"

"No, no, how is that possible! Is the commander crazy?"

"Xiao Tao, are you lying to me?"

Seeing Qiao Qiao's almost crazy denial, Xiao Tao expressed her deep understanding, and then she silently took out a pornographic notice.

A thousand copies of the notice were posted, and everyone in the city knew about it.

Qiao Qiao opened the yellow notice with trembling hands. Every word on it was clearly written. Ten days later, she and her elder and second brothers would get engaged, and invited celebrities from all walks of life to attend.

One notice, no invitations needed.

"No——" Qiao Qiao screamed, and immediately rushed out of the house to find Lu Ze.

Coincidentally, Lu Lao San was questioning Lu Ze aggressively.

Lu Ze, with his big beard, looked at Lu Lao San coldly for more than half an hour, and then took out his gun.

Comrade Mao Zedong said it well, political power comes from the barrel of a gun.

Lu Lao San successfully shut up, and Lu Ze asked: "Does the new life movement now emphasize gender equality?"

Lu Lao San nodded.

"Since men and women are equal, men can marry multiple wives, but my daughter can't?"

"The New Life Movement advocates monogamy!"

"Which bastard stipulated this?" Lu Ze's loud voice opened again, "We are advocating a new era, so we should be ahead of the foreigners! The foreigners follow the path of monogamy, and we should follow the path of polygamy!"

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