Ball king grower

Lin Yu celebrated for a long time after scoring the fourteenth goal, so when the game restarted, the referee blew the whistle to end the game.

A terrible nightmare is finally over.

All Deportivo La Coruña players thought so. It was simply too scary, as if they dreamed that their bodies were being torn apart by the devil and about to be swallowed, but they finally managed to save their lives at the end.

In the final game, Real Madrid completely destroyed Deportivo with a score of 14:0. Lin Yu not only taught a lesson to Spanish fans, but also taught a lesson to those who look down on the Chinese.

After the game, before Lin Yu could walk to the locker room with his teammates, the reporters on the sidelines rushed to the court. They couldn't wait to interview Lin Yu. They couldn't wait for Lin Yu to go to the mixed area, let alone

They said they were waiting for a press conference, and they were impatient now.

Faced with these crazy reporters, Lin Yu did not choose to break through like he did on the court. He accepted the interview calmly.

why not?

I'm so happy today that it doesn't matter if I say a few words, let alone such a great victory. It would be too lonely if I didn't say a few words to the media.

"Lin Yu! Mr. Lin Yu! How do you feel now?"

"What were you thinking when you scored the fourteenth goal?"

Reporters, you pushed me, I pulled you, and he squeezed her. Anyway, looking around, Lin Yu was surrounded by reporters, cameras and microphones, and even his teammates couldn't squeeze in.

Lin Yu smiled and stretched out his right hand, then slowly put it down.

The reporters who were noisy immediately shut their mouths, knowing that Lin Yu was about to speak.

"There is only one player in the world who deserves greatness. That's me!"

There is no doubt that such words may offend many people. He may be very conceited and arrogant. However, at this moment, no one dares to laugh at him, not only because he scored fourteen goals today, but also because

Along the way, from Dortmund to Real Madrid, he has created too many brilliance.

"I know that when I say something like this, many of you may not be convinced! There are even many people who are unhappy! But so what. Are you unhappy? Not convinced? Just show me the data and let me see what it is.

Who can do something more powerful than me! I don’t play football for your entertainment, I, Lin Yu

Playing football is to create a football legend! Don’t worry, if you are unhappy now, you will be even more unhappy in the future! Because I want to become the greatest superstar in European football and even world football, and let a Chinese with black hair and yellow skin become

No. 1 in the world. Wouldn’t you be very unhappy? It’s okay to be unhappy, that’s what I like!”

Lin Yu glanced around. All the reporters who supported him were excited and flushed. Those reporters who didn't like him were so angry that they gritted their teeth, but no one

Dare to refute him.

There is no way. Although Lin Yu has flaws and regrets, perhaps it is this regret and this flaw that makes him more terrifying and stronger in another aspect. Today's Lin Yu definitely has

The reason is so arrogant.

"Hahaha, Lin Yu, I just like how domineering you are, you speak so well!" This voice was spoken in authentic Shaanxi dialect.

Lin Yu looked at the reporter. Although he didn't know him, he felt a sense of intimacy. He was not only a person from the same country, but also a fellow countryman.

"Lin Yu, in this matter, most domestic fans are very supportive of you. They have even organized several public events to support you. Is there anything you want to say to them?" the reporter asked.

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Lin Yu smiled and said: "Two sentences, the first sentence is'Thank you', the second sentence is'Like me, support me, you will not suffer any loss!'"

"Come on, shake hands, fellow man. After you return to China, thank the fans who have always supported me. Don't worry, as long as they support me, I will not let them down." Lin Yu smiled and squeezed through the crowd.

I shook hands with the reporter from China, hugged him again, and then turned around and left.

That's right, he left because everything he wanted to say had been said. Although he didn't say much, the meaning was clearly expressed.

To him, this game was nothing. What was important was that he once again successfully defeated those who looked down on him, slandered him, and even abused and insulted him.

The reporters wanted to chase Lin Yu, but they were blocked by several tall bodyguards. These bodyguards were carefully selected by Lin Yu from various countries. They included retired special forces, mercenaries who could fight, and some from specialized bodyguard schools.

warrior.

They were merciless when facing reporters. They were like a wall, separating reporters from Lin Yu.

The reporters could only watch Lin Yu's tall back go away, but there was nothing they could do.

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At the post-match press conference, only the assistant coach of Deportivo answered a few questions with a dark face, because their head coach was so angry that he vomited blood and was hospitalized. It was also deserted here, with almost no reporters.

Focus on the losers.

Even the reporters who encouraged Deportivo to prevent Lin Yu from scoring before the game abandoned this poor team at this time and threw it away after using it. This is the consistent style of reporters, but there is nothing to say in detail.

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However, at Real Madrid's press conference, Zidane seemed particularly excited. He felt that he had a lot to say and he had to express his attitude.

Of course, even if he wanted to leave early, it would be difficult because reporters also have many questions to ask.

For example, how does Lin Yu usually train, and why does he have such a terrible goal-scoring ability?

Another example is when Lin Yu said outside the hotel that he would score ten goals, what was the reaction of his teammates?

And after this record-breaking goal, what crazy celebration ceremony will Lin Yu do?

There are a lot of similar questions, but they all have the same meaning. The reporters feel like they don’t know how to ask them. When others ask them, they themselves start to make fun of them.

"Hahaha. Thank you for your enthusiasm. I may not say it at other times, but I have to say it today. This honor belongs to Lin Yu alone. I really didn't do anything. In fact, when Lin Yu asked him

After one person took charge of the attack, I hesitated for a long time because I was afraid that he would hurt himself."

"But you did it anyway?"

"Yes, I understand. No matter what, Lin Yu is my most trustworthy general and our captain. I have no reason not to trust him, so I arranged a 10-0-0 tactic. I just want to let

Those who look down on Lin Yu, look, you are all blind!"

After hearing these words, many reporters looked unnatural. Zidane's words directly scolded a large number of people.

However, some reporters were very happy when they were scolded, because these people were already Lin Yu's crazy fans, while other reporters were particularly depressed and aggrieved. Not only did they not see Lin Yu's jokes. As a result, after the game

I was laughed at many times, which was really embarrassing.

"You said celebrating? No, no, no, Lin Yu didn't celebrate at all. I once asked him. You broke another record. Do you want to celebrate grandly? He told me, what kind of record is that? It's just a record.

I thought about it, and then I broke it casually.”

These words directly made many forward players in front of the TV vomit blood.

You casually broke the record of thirteen goals in a single game? Damn it, you really think that breaking the record is just a cold dish. Is that so easy?

"What? You ask me if he is a little too arrogant and wants to be the best player in history? You should ask yourself how long it has been since you paid attention to football. If you ask me, he is not trying to be, but has already become the best player in history.

player!"

Zidane has no scruples at all about those who oppose Lin Yu. Why should he? He doesn't rely on those people for a living, he relies on Lin Yu. With Lin Yu here, he can become the greatest

Coach, and with the understanding of those people, what could he be? Nothing!

Although it can be heard from Lin Yu's conversation that Lin Yu has the idea of ​​hanging up his boots after winning five consecutive Champions League titles, Zidane does not care. He can help Real Madrid win five consecutive Champions League titles.

His coaching career has already been a highlight, so what else is he dissatisfied with?

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While most people are shocked and cheering for Lin Yu's achievements, there will always be some idiots.

For example, during the live TV broadcast that night, especially the Spanish TV station, many people opened their eyes and told lies, saying that it was nothing special for Lin Yu to score fourteen goals, because this was simply a match-fixing. Deportivo

Runia must have received money from Lin Yu.

Others said that even if this game was not match-fixing, Lin Yu himself had problems. He must have taken some drugs or taken some drugs. Otherwise, he would not be so abnormal.

Their guess was correct. Lin Yu had drunk the "Crazy Potion", but the problem was that it could not be detected in reality, and it was not an illegal drug. Even if it could be detected, it would be meaningless.

In fact, after the game ended that day, Lin Yu was pulled for a urine test, and the test was very detailed. This is normal. After all, Lin Yu's performance was so crazy. If he didn't do a urine test, I'm afraid many people would catch him.

Live here to talk about things.

After inspection, it was proved that Lin Yu had no problem and he won the game by relying on his own ability.

I thought it would stop like this, but I really agreed with that sentence. If someone wants to hack you, they can find a reason no matter what.

A Spanish TV station reported this: "Will Lin Yu have any problems? Huh, this is a urine test done by a fool. Maybe we should use more high-tech methods to test, because we know that Chinese food has always had problems.

, what kind of waste oil, melamine, rotten meat, rotten meat, etc. Maybe Lin Yu's body has mutated long ago after eating those things. You really have to make me believe that he came out of such a dirty country.

player, it would be easier for me to die."

What the host said seemed to be very clear and logical, and it happened to be in line with the psychology of some foreign slaves. Therefore, a group of people also appeared on the Chinese domestic Internet and started to support this TV station's statement. It seemed that

Their foreign adults seem so noble and innocent.

But none of them thought that Lin Yu went abroad at a young age. Even if there were problems in the country, it had little to do with him. The food he ate was all European.

"I would like to make a suggestion. The United States should have the highest level of science and technology in the world at present. We should let Lin Yu go to the United States to undergo a comprehensive and detailed examination to prove that he has not taken any illegal drugs. Who knows our prosecutors?

, has he been bribed by Lin Yu? Does he think he can buy the whole world with a few bad money? What a joke, even if he puts a million euros in front of me, I will not give in, absolutely

Won't."

At first glance, it sounds like this man really has great views and lofty views, but upon closer analysis, it turns out to be bullshit.

But this kind of analysis actually got the support of more foreign slaves in the country.

For example, a big V said: "Actually, I have always felt that there is something wrong with Lin Yu. Why do you say that? Lin Yu is a Chinese. How can Chinese people play football so well? Isn't this a joke? So I have always said

I ask everyone to calm down and conduct some inspections on this Lin Yu. If it doesn't work, send him to the United States for some cutting-edge technology inspections. I don't believe that the problem can't be found."

This big v is very smart. He set it up to be non-replyable after posting on Weibo. Nonsense, people actually know very well that if they say this, they will be drowned in saliva, so of course they won’t let you reply. (Unfinished)

to be continued..)