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Sui Xiong's movements when he stood up were very gentle, no different from ordinary people.

But his action of "standing up" was very strange.

Because not only did he get taller as he stood, his body shape also changed drastically. When he stood completely still, he had transformed into a pig-headed man that was taller than an ordinary house.

Different from the pigs who were fighting fiercely, the head of the pig-headed man Sui Xiong transformed into was really a pig's head, but his body was the same as that of an ordinary person. He looked like a big fat man with a pig's head on his head, which looked really weird.

The pigs were stunned and stopped fighting. They all looked at him with dull eyes.

"Let me think about it, what weapon should I use..." Sui Xiong muttered, raised his brows, and stamped his foot. The soil around him squirmed and rose, turning into a huge rake. The nine sharp teeth flashed with cold light, making the People are intimidated.

He just carried the rake and swaggered towards the pigs who were fighting fiercely. As he walked, he said with a smile: "Seeing you fighting so passionately, my hands are a little itchy. Why don't you let me join in the fun?" Sample?"

Seeing the cold light on the huge rake, the leader of the black pigs couldn't help shouting: "It's illegal to use sharp weapons! We pigs never use sharp weapons!"

Sui Xiong lowered his head and looked down. He picked up the rake and opened his mouth suddenly. His whole head was twice as big as his head. He actually put the nine sharp teeth into his mouth. There was a tooth-piercing sound of metal friction. After that, when he took it out of his mouth, it had turned into a huge round-headed wooden stick.

Looking at the wooden stick that was thicker than his fat waist, the fat face of the White Pig Village Chief trembled, and after swallowing, the young man said: "This is too cruel... We won't lose any lives in the battle... "

"It won't work this way, and that won't work either. Are you going to fight me with all your blathering?" Sui Xiong looked annoyed, took a deep breath, grew bigger again, and swung the wooden stick that also grew bigger. With a wave of his hand, a big hole was made on the ground.

Now the pigs were even more panicked. The white pig village chief and the black pig leader looked at each other, and their intelligence increased by two hundred percentage points in an instant. They mastered the skill of talking with eyes without any teacher, and quickly reached a consensus.

"No fight!"

"Yes! No more fighting! We are all peace-loving..."

Under their leadership, the two groups who had been fighting fiercely just now threw away all the weapons in their hands, and each of them put their arms around each other, regardless of whether the person next to them was the culprit who caused their noses and faces to be swollen, and opened their mouths one after another. He smiled like a monkey who snatched a camera from a tourist.

Sui Xiong laughed three times and threw the big wooden stick to the side of the road. In an instant, it turned into a pile of mud. He stretched himself and turned around to walk towards the hotel.

With every step he took, his figure shrank a little, and when he arrived at the door of the hotel, he was back to the harmless-looking fat uncle he was when he entered the village.

"I'm going to bed." He walked into the hotel, but was not in a hurry to go back to the room. He paused at the door and turned around and said, "In order to celebrate peace and a good harvest, don't you think we should have a party, where everyone can sing, dance, eat and drink? Have some fun?"

So he actually went to bed, and the celebration party went on as scheduled.

When Sui Xiong was woken up by the noise, he looked out the window and saw the black pig and the white pig fighting in a mess again for some reason. The banquet bonfire was still burning brightly, and the barbecue on the shelf was almost burnt. From time to time, soup and wine could be seen spilled on the floor, making it a mess.

"What's going on?" He couldn't help but frown secretly, "These guys are so brave! They don't take my words seriously at all!"

He was about to go out and scold these bastards, but then he thought about it but did not go out. With a move of his hand, he caught a white pig man who was knocked to the ground and groaned and couldn't get up, and asked him what happened.

"It's really not our fault!" The white pig man had been beaten into a "blue and purple pig man", but his mouth was quite tough, and he kept emphasizing that it was all the black pig man's fault, and the villagers were just innocent victims.

According to him, the black and white clans were originally feuding. Although they stopped fighting this time due to Sui Xiong's violent suppression, the resentment in his heart only increased. During the banquet, a black pig man probably drank too much. They laughed at the white pigs, although they are good at farming, but they are amateurs at fighting. If this continues, they are just like pigs. They will be killed when they are fattened.

How could the white pigs just swallow their anger? They immediately retorted that the black pigs had gained weight but didn't know how to give birth. Throughout the year, they either eat tree roots and turf, or go to their fellow tribesmen to enjoy the autumn breeze. But to say that they are fierce and able to fight, in fact, they are half-hearted. Every time during the spring famine, they always serve as cannon fodder in the holy war army of the orcs. They are so weak that the listeners are sad and the listeners cry, and no one helps them even when they die. Collect the corpse—it might even be cut up and roasted as pork by humans...

"Who the hell is this! You have such a vicious mouth!" Sui Xiong secretly gasped and asked, "So they started fighting?"

"Yes, a fight has begun," said the white pig man. "Those guys who don't learn well are rude and uncultured. They only know how to fight all day long. They always look for trouble. When they find an opportunity, how can they not fight!"

Sui Xiong nodded and waved his hand, causing the white pig man to fall asleep immediately. Then he cast a spell to capture a black pig man into the room and asked what happened.

The black pig man's statement is very different from that of the white pig man. He said that the black pig man has a tradition of fighting after eating and exercising to eliminate food. But this kind of fighting is just for fun and should not be taken seriously. But the despicable white pigs actually took advantage of everyone to fight when they were full and had no energy. It was so sinister and despicable that they deserved to have no future and have to deal with mud all day long!

Sui Xiong waved his hand again, knocking this guy unconscious.

He could see that neither of the two pigs were lying, but their focus of thinking was completely different. There were huge differences in the living habits, values ​​and morals of the two groups. Even eating and drinking couldn't alleviate it. conflicts between them.

"This is not good!" He couldn't help but sigh, "We are from the same roots, so why rush each other? We are all pigs, why should wild boars make things difficult for domestic pigs?"

Looking at the chaotic scene of fists and kicks in the square, he couldn't help but feel distressed.

What method should we think of to make these guys calm down and stop beating them every chance they get in the future?

Of course he can take action now and force these guys to be honest. But he can't live here forever, he will have to leave sooner or later. After he leaves, won't these guys have to fight again?

Sitting on the windowsill, Sui Xiong fell into deep thought.

In the square, the pigs from the black and white tribes fought more and more passionately, yelling and cursing while fighting.

The white pig people have a higher level of education, and they are also better at scolding people, such as "You are an uneducated pig whose parents are dead", "You are a stupid idiot with a penis so small that you can't see it", etc., which are really annoying. Furious.

The education level of black pig people is very low. When they curse, they only use a few words over and over again, such as "fuck you", "fuck your whole family", etc. They are strong and simple, and have the connotation of a heavy sword without an edge and a skill without work.

Listening to their exchanges, Sui Xiong's eyes suddenly lit up and he had an idea.

He waved his hand, and a complex magic circle emerged in the air, casting a summoning spell.

A light blue light lit up, and in an instant, Steele's figure changed from virtual to real, and appeared in the magic circle.

Her face was flushed, and she didn't even have a piece of cloth on her body, but there was some suspicious white turbidity on her body, emitting some kind of bad smell.

"Your Majesty, why did you summon me at this time?" She said unhappily, "Ten minutes later... No, even five minutes would be fine!"

Sui Xiong didn't bother to ask her what she was doing just now, nor did he bother to think deeply about the deeper meaning of "ten minutes" and "five minutes." He pointed at the messy scene below and said, "I remember you have a 'big love trick', right? ?”

"Yo?! You're really..." Steele's eyes suddenly lit up, she flapped her wings and flew out the window, but then she looked bored and sighed, "It turns out to be a pig, it's boring! Although these guys are big in size, their stamina is very problematic. I don’t know if one round is enough for me to enjoy..."

Sui Xiong took a deep breath, suppressed the urge in his heart that he didn't know whether to roar or complain, and said, "I'm not asking you to fuck them! I'm asking you to cast a spell and let them fuck each other!"

Steele's eyes lit up again, as if a door to a new world had been opened, and she suddenly glowed with brilliance.

"What a great idea! Why haven't I thought of it before?"

As she spoke, she flew to a position almost above the center of the village, raised her left hand high, and sang strange songs while drawing strange runes.

Her singing voice is soft and charming, like a pair of invisible hands, stretching from the ears to the heart, firmly holding the hearts of the listeners. Accompanying the singing was the pink fragrance spreading from the rapidly forming magic circle.

The pigs had already been charmed by her singing and fell into indescribable excitement. Now they smelled the powerful aphrodisiac fragrance, and they couldn't hold it back!

For a moment, they didn't care whether the people around them were white or black. As long as they were one male and one female, they quickly got together and started working hard to reproduce.

"How long can this spell last?" After all the fighting in the square changed to another form, Sui Xiong nodded with satisfaction, flew to Steele's side, and asked.

Steele made an estimate and said, "About two or three days."

"Two or three days?! If it's too long, someone will die!"

"Then I'll shorten it a little...or let's do this. I'll turn down the power of the magic circle a little, and speed up its wear and tear. In this way, they will be able to regain about half of their consciousness tomorrow morning. But they will still be in estrus, and they won't be fully awake until the day after tomorrow. Recovery." Steele asked, "How about this?"

"Okay, let's do it!"

The night is getting darker, the bonfires in the square are still burning brightly, and the black and white pigs are "exercising" happily.

Perhaps after this time, their relationship will truly relax...

"His Majesty."

"What's wrong? Is there anything you want to say? Do you want me to take you back now?"

"Don't worry, that big bird is very powerful. It doesn't matter if you make him wait. Anyway, you have plenty of time to work on it slowly." Steele said with a smile, "I suddenly realized that you really have a lot of ideas..."

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