Banner of the Evil God
Chapter 64
"I...what's wrong?" Sui Xiong's modified body was quite powerful. Steele just stumbled and shook a few times before she found her balance again and stood up straight. She looked around in confusion, first at Lei, who was a little nervous, and then at the jellyfish floating in the air in front of her. She asked with some confusion: "Is this an illusion? Why did I see a jellyfish floating in the air? It's a giant jellyfish floating in the air." Mr. Long, is it just your pet?”
Lei suddenly burst into laughter, while Sui Xiong was so angry that his teeth itched.
This woman is really...what is a jellyfish! That means eating well! He is a jellyfish, a jellyfish!
Of course, jellyfish are also a type of jellyfish, but not all jellyfish are jellyfish! These are completely different things!
Not to mention... what is a pet? She saw it completely the other way around, okay! Obviously this guy Lei is his mount, how did she get so crazy that she misunderstood the relationship between master and slave?
Saving this woman was simply the biggest mistake of his life!
When Steele learned all the causes and consequences, she was so excited that tears filled her eyes: "Your Majesty, the Great Mask of the Void, your integrity and kindness make the sun in the sky eclipse! There is no way to repay your life-saving grace. I only have—"
"You don't need to repay me! Just treat me as one good deed a day, and let's just say goodbye!" Sui Xiong immediately interrupted her, although it was very likely that what he said next was "Please let me work as a cow and a horse for the gods", Although her attitude was indeed sincere, Sui Xiong felt that this woman was very likely to be evil, and had even set her sights on the gods.
How embarrassing it would be if she said, "There is no way to repay a great favor, I can only promise it with my body."
You will definitely be laughed at by Lei!
"Even if you don't need my repayment, please show mercy and let me follow you!" Tears suddenly appeared in Steele's eyes, as if she was about to cry in the next second, "Your Majesty, the King of Sex and Desire If you don’t accept me, I can’t live in human society anymore. I really have nowhere to go but to follow you, Your Majesty!”
"We are going through the Ancient Wood Swamp, the Broken Cloud Mountains and the Ancient Forest to get to the Secret Tower Federation. A weak guy like you will only hold us back." Lei politely rejected her request to go with them.
But he obviously underestimated Steele's wisdom and integrity. The woman rolled her eyes and immediately had an idea.
"Your Majesty Mask of the Void, don't you think your team is still lacking something?" she said.
"What's missing?" Sui Xiong looked at Lei and then at Steele, "Are we missing something?"
"Nothing is missing." Lei said, and in case he was not convincing enough, he emphasized it again, "What! What! Also! No! Missing!"
"Well, we don't lack anything." Sui Xiong said, "He said so."
Steele smiled slightly: "Men are careless, this is normal. In fact, you lack a lot of things. For example, you lack a chef, a servant, and a retinue responsible for reconnaissance."
"Don't tell me you're still a jack of all trades..." Lei curled his lips, "I don't look that easy to fool!"
"Who would be stupid enough to lie in front of the gods? I am a good cook and know how to serve people. This is all forced by life."
Sui Xiong was shocked when he heard this: "Forced by life? How can you, a nobleman, be forced by life to learn these things?"
Steele sighed and said quietly: "There are some good men who don't love money and are not lewd. They have a decent style and are brave and strong and not afraid of death. In order to seduce them, I have to learn more skills..."
Sui Xiong nodded.
"Besides, men's interests are very strange. For some men, it's useless to seduce him even if you take off your clothes. Instead, you wear an apron to cook, or dress up as a maid and call him 'master', and he immediately becomes attracted to you. I’m tempted.”
Sui Xiong was silent and nodded.
Steele smiled like a flower and continued: "Especially when I put on the maid uniform, tilted my head and asked, 'Welcome back, my dear, do you want to take a shower first? Do you want to eat first? Or should I eat first?' At that time, almost everyone would go crazy, which was great... Over time, I learned the skills of a chef and a maid. "
Lei had nothing to say, and Sui Xiong could only nod silently and nod again.
Thousands of words, finally condensed into one word "submit".
This woman is simply... alas!
"Wait a minute, I have a question!" Suddenly, Lei thought of something and asked hurriedly, "Since you seduced many capable men, why didn't any of them show up when you were fighting for the inheritance?"
Steele sighed: "There's nothing I can do. The prodigal sons leave as soon as they're done, and don't take their overnight flings to heart at all. I don't have the guts to mess with the perverts. As for those with decent behavior, Often after we have sex, they feel that they should take responsibility and advise me to change my style, live a good life, and build the Gelten Territory well - but how is that possible! In the end, they leave angrily, leaving no one behind. Erten collar.”
Lei sighed and shook his head repeatedly: "You are doing this yourself. Find a good man and live a stable life as soon as possible. The position of Viscount will definitely be yours."
"You can't say that. If you can't enjoy life happily, what's the point of being a Viscount?" Steele said nonchalantly, "If I have to live a stable life to be a Viscount, I would rather not be this Viscount!"
Now, Sui Xiong and Lei finally understood why she had managed her connections and power so poorly despite being the actual heir for so long.
"Okay, let's not talk about those off-topic topics." Lei coughed and turned the topic to what he was interested in. "You said we still lack a retinue responsible for reconnaissance. Do you still know reconnaissance techniques?"
"I know how to hunt." Steele said, "As for reconnaissance... as long as you stand higher, of course you can see far."
"Stand high? Are you taller than me?" His Majesty the Jellyfish God, who can float in the air, expressed dissatisfaction.
Steele licked her lips seductively, flapped her wings unskillfully, and slowly flew up.
"Although I can't fly high yet, I will practice hard and I will be able to fly very high soon." She said confidently, "I have heard of a kind of monster with beautiful red wings and sexy Black Tail specially rides the night to come to the men and spend a pleasant night with them... Don't you think this is a reflection of me? "
"That's the Night Witch, a not very advanced monster." Sui Xiong said, "But you are much more advanced than them. Strictly speaking, you are a divine creature, similar to the Holy Spirit who came to the human world from the Kingdom of God. "
"People don't understand such complicated things~" Steele smiled coquettishly, her eyes full of pride, "But I know that even low-level monsters can do things, and there is no reason why I can't do it. They If I can fly high, of course I can too! It just takes more practice and practice makes perfect.”
She smiled confidently and said: "I can even practice cooking. It's easy for me to fly! When the time comes, I will be flying in the sky and the situation in the distance will be clear at a glance. I will be a very qualified scout, right?" !”
Seeing the confident look on her face, both Sui Xiong and Lei felt like "What you said makes sense, but I'm speechless."
As she said, a good cook, a good servant, a good scout... Not to mention Sui Xiong, who was not very determined to drive her away, even Lei, who was determined to drive her away, thought for a moment. There is no decent reason.
So, a third member was added to their team.
A "Night Witch" flew bumpily in the air, struggling to carry a large backpack.
The experience of escaping from death had a great impact on Steele. This originally weak woman suddenly became strong. Although it was very hard, she persisted along the way. Instead of giving up, she even complained. Not a single word of complaint.
Sui Xiong guessed that it might be because the nature of the soul had changed, and her personality had also undergone subtle changes.
Of course he was happy to see this change. A strong and capable companion is much better than a weirdo who only knows how to show off. The former allows you to trust and rely on her at critical moments, and the latter...don't mention it.
However, Steele's change was too fast, making them somewhat uncomfortable.
In the past, Steele definitely belonged to the latter, but now she seems to have become the former. The transformation from a pig teammate to a god teammate is like a brass-level elementary school student who transforms into a diamond-level powerhouse after going to the toilet. The first thing people feel is not surprise, but surprise.
If he were playing a game, Sui Xiong would definitely ask directly in the voice chat: "Brother, are you cheating, or have you replaced someone?"
Well, it's true if you think about it carefully, Steele just opened a plug-in, and this plug-in was specially customized for him by someone in Sui.
Thinking about it this way, doesn't it mean that he, Sui Xiong, has also transformed into a powerful hacker who can customize plug-ins for others and help them transform from a novice to a god of war in five minutes?
Hey hey, hey hey hey hey...
"If I could go back in time, with this hand alone, I would not have to worry about food and drink for the rest of my life! At that time, I will specially make modifications for those players whose competitive status has declined as they get older. Strengthen the blood supply to the brain and strengthen the flexibility of the hand muscles, so that Each one of them can regain their youth, and they don’t have to sell snacks, biscuits, and accessories... Wait, it seems that selling biscuits is more profitable than playing games... Will they not be happy? "
"Perhaps I can consider modifying sports players? For example, basketball players. Short? It doesn't matter. I can modify him so that the 1.7 meter jumper can jump higher than the 2.1 meter one. Thin body? No problem, I will give it to him. Let him modify it so that the machai pole can knock back the steel muscle man. Don't worry, I will modify it to ensure that he can run all over the field for four quarters and still sing and dance with the cheerleading girls at the end; those who are injured due to injuries Not to mention those who retired, we treated them all and allowed them to return to the competition..."
"No! Since I have this ability, of course I will kill the national football team immediately! No matter if they are willing or not, they will be forced to transform one by one. Strength will be strengthened, endurance will be strengthened, reaction will be strengthened and accuracy will be strengthened... I don't believe that a group of genuine martial arts masters can be transformed. Can’t make it to the fucking World Cup!”
The jellyfish that stayed on Lei's head like a hat was full of thoughts, and he couldn't be happier.
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