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As soon as Maduo started scolding, Sui Xiong understood why his friends said that he had a venomous mouth and offended people.

After all, friends are still friends, so speak politely. In Sui Xiong's view, this can't be described as "venomous". It's simply the secret of scolding in the funny movie "Nine Levels of Sesame Official"!

I just heard him chattering incessantly, cursing at least two to three hundred words in one breath, but he didn't repeat a word. Not only that, he finished cursing in one breath. Just as the middle-aged man was about to retaliate, he took a breath and continued to curse again, jabbering almost two to three hundred words without repetition... This cycle continued two or three times. It's really a magical skill, it's admirable.

Moreover, the words he scolded were really cunning and vicious, with all kinds of greetings about the other party's limbs and relatives, all kinds of concern, curiosity, questions, and inferences... Only the scolding made the middle-aged man's face turn pale and his breathing become rapid, and finally his body He staggered and sat down on the stone steps. If it weren't for the helpers or subordinates who were accompanying him to take care of him, he would have been scolded until he fainted.

Seeing him being scolded so miserably, Sui Xiong couldn't help but think of a funny video he had seen online - Zhuge Liang scolding Wang Lang to death. That video was based on clips from the TV series "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", interspersed with many swearing scenes from various film and television animation works, and finally synthesized into a hodgepodge. In the video, Zhuge Liang transformed into various forms, using various languages ​​and tricks to scold Wang Lang over and over again. Wang Lang was interrupted several times when he tried to reply, but when he reluctantly replied, he was even more cruel and inhumane. In the end, he was scolded until he spurted blood. Fountain, alive and dead on the spot.

If Mado Kong, the scolding king, traveled to the earth, even if he lost his magic, the knowledge he learned here would be useless. Just relying on his mouth would be enough to settle down and become famous, and even become a generation. Celebrity - maybe he can really curse people to death...

Thinking of this, Sui Xiong couldn't help laughing.

He was laughing, but Mado couldn't laugh. The middle-aged man who was scolded by him until he fainted was not an ordinary person, and he could be considered powerful. There was a conflict between the two parties, so the other party came to undermine him. It would have been fine if they were just arguing and scolding each other, but when the person was scolded by him until he fainted, the bodyguards naturally took action. While they hurriedly sent their boss to seek treatment, they rushed forward in a hurry, trying to catch Maduo.

These bodyguards didn't intend to hurt anyone, they just wanted to catch Maduo temporarily and wait for their boss's diagnosis results to come out.

According to the practice of Gray Tower City, as long as there is no serious problem with this middle-aged man, this matter will be over. It is nothing more than adding another stroke to the glorious record of the "King of Streets". But if this middle-aged man's situation is worse, or even scolded to death, then Madok will inevitably be in big trouble.

Of course, wherever the good camp has the upper hand, things must be done in a reasonable manner, and it is impossible to act recklessly based on power. But there are degrees of "being reasonable". Scolding someone to death is just because they are weak and not like others. This is an explanation. Swearing someone to death is like fighting, and swearing someone to death is like beating someone to death. This is also an explanation.

If the former explanation is used, Maduo is nothing more than losing money and enduring a few months of confinement. It is nothing to him who is young, strong and wealthy - after all, it is also a human life lawsuit. It's already a light price to pay. But if it was the latter explanation, I'm afraid he would have to pay for it with his life.

Maduo and his friends naturally understood this, and immediately judged that if the middle-aged man died, the latter situation would be more likely. So of course they won't be caught just yet, but they will take action immediately and try to get out.

As long as a person can escape, whether he was "seriously injured in a conflict" or "went out for scientific research and has not returned for a while", it can be regarded as a way to get over the problem. Not to mention that the middle-aged man may not die. Even if he dies, Maduo, who is "seriously injured," cannot be sentenced to a felony. As for "going out for scientific research", things may turn around after ten or eight years. , even if there is no improvement, with Maduo’s talent, he might just change his place to live...

Murder and absconding are not uncommon in any world. Guan Yu, the famous general of the Three Kingdoms who was regarded by the Chinese as a symbol of loyalty, committed murder and absconded back then. After he became famous, no one cared about it.

Even if the legal system in this world is better than that of the Three Kingdoms era, it is not much better. Even if it is a serious murder, as long as you can escape and never come back for the rest of your life, then most of it will be fine. When Gerald and the others killed the viscount, nothing happened afterwards. Apart from a wanted warrant, there is nothing that can be done to get him.

If things continue like this, Mado will probably be on the run from now on and start a life of ups and downs. But since Sui Xiong saw it, he couldn't help but take care of it. He waved his tentacles, and an invisible divine power fell on the middle-aged man who was being carried by the bodyguards and was about to be sent to the temple for treatment. So the middle-aged man who had fainted out of anger and was about to die suddenly let out a long groan and woke up.

"Boss! The boss is awake!"

"How are you?"

The bodyguards and helpers hurriedly came over to ask what was going on. The middle-aged man opened his eyes, looked at the messy scene around him, shook his head, and sighed.

"Maduo Kong, you are such a jerk, you will die from your mouth sooner or later!" He saw Maduo, who was being protected by his friends and confronting two bodyguards, and couldn't help but cursed weakly, then waved his hand and said to the bodyguards, "Don't bother with this bastard, let's go! I don't feel well, I want to go home and rest."

The bodyguards naturally would not go against their boss's wishes, and hurriedly carried him away. So a conflict was resolved, but Maduo's speech was also disrupted, almost ruined.

Maduo seemed very depressed, even if his friends persuaded him, it was useless. He rejected his friends' invitation and went home alone, intending to sort out the information and continue to do some analysis and comparison.

But before he took a few steps, he heard a voice from the bottom of his heart.

"Your research is very interesting. Are you interested in doing some more in-depth research?"

Maduo stopped and looked around in confusion, but didn't see anything special.

"Who are you?" he asked in a low voice.

"It doesn't matter who I am. What matters is that I am very interested in your research." Sui Xiong replied, "However, your research is too biased. I think you should study how to eat healthily and how to adjust diet to suit different groups of people... Are you interested in studying this?"

"That requires the assistance of many volunteers, and we need to go to various parts of the world to conduct investigations, and we need a lot of food and manpower... I don't have the conditions." Ma Duo replied.

"These are not a problem, I can provide them. But are you interested in doing this kind of research?"

"Of course!" Ma Duo laughed, "Such research is much more valuable than my current small-scale research!"

Sui Xiong nodded and laughed.

A few days later, Ma Duo, who had arranged his family affairs, came to the largest restaurant in the Void City through a fixed-point transmission with the help of Sui Xiong.

He will become the assistant of "Gourmet" Milomon, assisting this legendary strongman in research on food and health.