basketball myth

(Thank you zhouyu1976)

Next, in the locker room, Li Feng and Dayao excitedly taught the Western Conference superstars some simple self-introductions in Chinese.

Of course, this is not limited to common short greeting Chinese phrases such as "Hello, hello, hello, everyone", but some short Chinese sentences in a more real sense.

However, what Li Feng and Dayao taught was not actually used to introduce themselves.

Li Feng was up to no good, and Yao also pretended to be very good. He cooperated with Li Feng's mischief very wholeheartedly, and jointly taught these Western Conference stars to learn a few simple prank Chinese sentences.

After enthusiastically finishing these short Chinese sentences, the players continued to discuss various exciting or energetic opening dances.

But Li Feng and Dayao really lacked understanding of dancing, so they just followed everyone and joined in the fun, copying cats and tigers, and were not that interested.

Generally speaking, in the pre-game locker room of the Western Conference stars, the mood of the players was still very good, and a very friendly and happy atmosphere was easily achieved.

As the crazy noise from the fans at the scene became louder and louder, the time for the main game of the Orlando All-Star Game finally arrived.

All the stars from the East and West were equipped one by one, and appeared in the tunnel together with cheerful smiles.

Soon, as the fans in the stadium kept cheering and applauding, all the players of the Western Stars team who came out first suddenly danced with gorgeous and crazy steps to an extremely dynamic rhythm. Shockingly from behind,

Came in front of tens of thousands of fans in the stadium!

They are like the male version of the cheerleading team. Although the dance moves are not very uniform, fans can still be quickly infected by the spirit and sense of movement coming from a group of grown men.

Indeed, the fans from the Western Conference were surprised by the strange behavior of the Western Conference stars, and they quickly became very excited. Especially two Chinese people, Li Feng and Dayao, danced among other stars. Completely

There was no stage fright, which made the fans even happier.

In addition, countless basketball fans as far away as China and even Asia are also full of excitement and pride for this scene. Two Chinese players, with yellow skin and black hair, can officially start together in the All-Star Game.

, this is such a proud thing!

Last season, Dayao missed the game due to injury, which made people regretful. This season's All-Star Game did not let the regret continue. It is destined to write a brilliant chapter in the history of Chinese and Asian basketball!

There are already hundreds of millions of Chinese and Asian fans looking forward to the all-star collaboration between Li Feng and Dayao.

In the stadium, after all the players of the Western Conference All-Star Team completed the opening ceremony with a unique large-scale dance, a staff member immediately took the microphone and handed it to Kobe Bryant, who was standing on the outside.

In fact, the Western Conference players had already discussed with the organizers and league executives in advance and obtained permission before completing the dance ceremony and then saying something to the fans.

However, all the fans watching the players' appearance ceremony were surprised at this moment. They didn't know what these Western star players were going to do or say right now.

However, Kobe immediately raised the microphone and explained seriously to the audience and more fans: "Tonight, we are going to take the initiative to introduce ourselves in a different way. We don't need the help of the on-site DJ now, hahaha!"

Then, he quickly introduced himself in English.

However, I am afraid that some fans are more familiar with his various details than he is, so his actions did not attract much attention and response.

Then, Kobe suddenly spoke with an awkward accent and slowly said to the fans in the Chinese that Li Fenggang taught him: "Hello, I am greeting you in nice Chinese. I am Kobe and I am a big idiot. What do you think?

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After Kobe finished speaking, Li Feng and Dayao immediately suppressed their laughter and held it in tightly.

There were a small number of Chinese fans at the scene who roughly understood what Kobe meant in Chinese, and couldn't help but burst into laughter. The more American fans and spectators cheered in surprise, feeling that Kobe was introducing himself like this.

Very novel.

"Okay, I'm Li Feng. Among all the players here, I am definitely the most handsome, and I have an overwhelming advantage!" Li Feng took the microphone from Kobe, held back the smile in his heart, and spoke in Chinese first

After finishing his sentence, he continued to introduce himself formally in English.

Then, he handed the microphone to Kevin Durant's hand next to him.

Durant also formally introduced himself in his native English first, and then carefully and slowly said in Chinese: "Haha, hello everyone, I am Durant, and I am a big fool!"

"I'm Griffin, I'm ugly, but I'm gentle."

"I'm Paul. You wouldn't have guessed that I didn't change my underwear when I took a shower yesterday."

"I'm Duncan, I won't laugh, call me a technical foul, call me a technical foul!"

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This group of Western Conference stars who had been pranked by Li Feng and Dayao had no idea that there was a big problem with the Chinese self-introductions they just said. After hearing the laughter of some Chinese fans at the scene, as well as the crazy cheers of countless American fans,

They even thought that they had really achieved the shocking effect they wanted before.

They thought this way of self-introduction was really cool, and then they would all compete with each other to see who could speak better Chinese. As for the specific meanings of those Chinese words just now, it would be strange if they really understood them.

As for Li Feng and Dayao, after the appearance ceremony of the Western Conference players, they hid together on the pretext of having something to discuss, bent over and buried their heads, silent but laughing crazily.

The commentators at the scene, as well as basketball experts or reporters, quickly moved into action, trying to find some people who could speak Chinese and ask them to help translate the words of the Western Conference stars just now, as part of the material for tonight's news.

However, if they want to know the accurate truth, they must at least ask Chinese people who speak Chinese very well or go directly to the Chinese people. But by then, it is estimated that the game between the two sides will have started for a long time.

As for the Chinese fans who knew the truth from the first moment, and even some Chinese fans who were proficient in Chinese, they were all laughing crazily while secretly sighing and admiring the actions of Li Feng and Dayao: "

This must have been done intentionally by Li Feng and Dayao, they are so bad. The poor Western Conference All-Star players were all fooled, hahaha!"

The stars in the Eastern Conference did not expect that the Western Conference would come up with such a weird appearance ceremony, so their appearance ceremony did not receive too much crazy response and pursuit, because the fans at the scene were still immersed in the Chinese words spoken by the Western Conference stars just now.

Out of curiosity, I felt it was amazing.

It wasn't until later that most of the first quarter of this year's All-Star Game was played that the on-site staff finally got the translator accurately and allowed the on-site DJ to tell the truth to the fans who didn't understand Chinese.

At that moment, all the stars in the Western Conference understood the "cruel" truth in time, and knew that Li Feng and Dayao were simply playing tricks on them.

Therefore, during a dead ball process, this group of people surrounded Dayao and Li Feng, and gave them another joking "fat beating", which made the entertainment-oriented All-Star game quickly enter an extremely relaxed and happy atmosphere.

in state.

In fact, at the beginning of tonight's All-Star game, the Eastern and Western All-Star players were still playing at the pace of a relaxed exhibition game.

Li Feng, Kobe Bryant, and Dayao directed three explosive dunk feasts in a row just moments after the game started, taking the lead in defeating the Eastern Conference Stars 6:0.

Then, the host of this game, Magic team leader Dwight Howard, who declared before the game that he wanted to win the MVP trophy, dunked under the basket and opened the scoring for the Eastern Stars in the sports battle.

Immediately afterwards, Kobe Bryant played in isolation again. Facing LeBron James's active defense, he chose to go one-on-one and successfully completed a close layup.

LeBron James, however, was not to be outdone, and quickly returned the favor to Kobe, venting his displeasure with a left-handed dunk.

However, the mutual cooperation between Li Feng and Dayao is even more tacit.

Li Feng, who is in charge of the ball in the Western Conference, not only successfully contributed various wonderful performances and scores, but also passed many very comfortable passes to Dayao. Dayao was also very powerful, hitting the ball one after another, and the hit rate was high.

Maintain a 100% amazing level.

The two of them could be said to be the two best-performing Western Conference players in the first quarter. Until the moment when many of their star teammates in the Western Conference discovered the truth of the joke and were "fat-beaten and kicked off the court," the two of them were on the court.

The wonderful performance has come to an end for the time being.

In the second quarter of the game, the Eastern Stars still didn't have much improvement. They continued to seem slow and a little too chaotic.

In this second quarter, Li Feng and Dayao still contributed, but the protagonists of the Western Conference have been replaced by Kobe and Durant. The two of them shot inside and outside, dunked and killed the Eastern Conference.

The star team fell on their backs alone.

Then, in the last thirty seconds of the second quarter, Li Feng and Dayao stole the show again. Their three-pointers actually hit consecutively, allowing the Western Stars to lead the Eastern Stars by as many as ten points.

Nine points.

Especially Yao's half-time buzzer-beating three-pointer, which went directly into the net, almost made everyone's jaws drop in shock!

The Western team's high score of 88 points in the first half of the game can be regarded as setting a new record in the All-Star Game.